If you have an odd dream, post it in here.

[nik0tine]

if you are one of those people who have those crazy dreams, post them in here for us all to see. i think stupid dreams are interesting/amusing.
last night i dreamt the german luftwaffe was bombing my house... and the night before i dreamt that this girl i knew was jesus and she was riding on taht donkey. yeah not to exciting but im hopining someone else will have something more interesting to say.

[SomethingBig]

This was more of a scary dream than an odd dream. Well, I was eating, I guess, and I felt awkward, so I decided to check myself out in the mirror. To my horror, I was huge. I was obese. It was so scary. I was the size of 2 me's. After that, I woke up.

[Shoeberto]

I had one recently where I was in summer PE and the actual school year started, like in the middle of July instead of September.

[Fuzakeru]

Off topic real quick - Big-something-ness, have I ever told you how much I love BoA? O_o

I've actually had a dream that people here at EoFF were at my house but they weren't like their regular selves . . . they were all like their avatars. X_X;; People were riding BoB in all his Chocobo glory and things of that nature. O_o;; It was an old dream and most the avatars have changed so I can't really remember much else. I think Schlup still had her drunk girl hentai avatar cause I remember her running around drunk and throwing things at people. HOOTERS was like Patrick but with a hammer smacking things like that one smiley and Leeza was sleeping on the back of the couch like a cat and was hissing at HOOTERS. Not much else I can remember but BoB being ridden is something I do remember. XD!!! Aye, that sounds wrong.

[Rye]

I was getting my hair cut, and they cut it Halle Berry short, and I freaked out and cried. Then I woke up.

[SomethingBig]

Off topic real quick - Big-something-ness, have I ever told you how much I love BoA? O_o

Nope. Doesn't everyone love BoA? Oh, except Buffy.

I used to always have this dream where I'd go skinny-dipping in a pool in the middle of my elementary school cafeteria.

[square_is_the_best]

I had this maybe a couple weeks ago. I usually don't remeber dreams but this was weird enough that I WANTED to remember it. Oh and this was the night before I was scheduled to get FFX-2. Maybe thats why I had it? :confused:

First I saw the world map of an RPG I didn't even know. Then it cut to a place that looked like the calm lands except it looked like it was the aftermath of Operation Mi'ihen. Anyway, Tidus is walking around and there are injured people all around. Then he sees Rikku. Hes surprised. I think the first thing he said was "where's Yuna?" Rikku says some stuff and points a little ways off. The "camera" pans out so Tidus and Rikku are in the foreground and you can see a hillside in the distance towards the right. And as if it was a MMORPG, a name sort of pops out of nowhere and floats there. I don't know what it said. Yuna fades into view like she teleported there. Then I think Yuna says "I thought you would be finding me" Tidus runs over to her and they embrace and kiss and what not. Don't ask me.

[Dixie]

I had a dream that I kissed a EoFF member. I don't know who he was, because it was in the dark and I couldn't see him.

[Wizdumb]

I had this dream yesterday. I pissed off this pregnant woman. She gave birth and then through her babies at me! I was all, "WTF, bioatch!?"

Then I woke up because my pillow was all droolafied.

[Kirobaito]

I have dreams about EoFF, and they're becoming more and more frequent. Every night it seems. Last night I had another, and this one I actually remember. However, for their safety, I will not reveal the names of those members involved.

I was driving [EoFFer 1] around my driveway, just backing up and going back in, backing out and back in. I then drove them to [EoFFer 2]'s house, however, that person was not home. S/he had several children at the house, all of them toddlers. My parents were also there. I even remember the arrangement of the house. It is attached. [Eoffer 1], my mom, and my dad, and probably several others (I never saw the room) were in room A. I randomly went in the den and got onto [Eoffer 2]'s computer. [Eoffer 1] joined me at it. I don't remember what was on the computer. While [Eoffer 1] and my parents were in Room A, I was in the entrance hall when [Eoffer 2] finally showed up. [Eoffer 2] said, "Hello, Casey," and I said, "Hello [Eoffer 2's Screen name]." [Eoffer 2] then blushed and said, "You can call me [Eoffer 2's real name." I said, "I can't help it."

I remember nothing else. Weird, eh? I think so.

[nik0tine]

I had this dream yesterday. I pissed off this pregnant woman. She gave birth and then through her babies at me! I was all, "WTF, bioatch!?"

Then I woke up because my pillow was all droolafied.

that one made me laugh. :p

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

my family and i were in our house and i went outside to get some fresh air until a tornado formed and went staright through the house with everyone inside!...

[Polaris]

This will sound dtrrange but, I was ta the shopping with Sir Edeon X, Miguel and MNAriah and I founbd a strange little guy, don't know why I started running and I and Miguel were trying to get in a car but we couldn't so Miguel touched on the door and it opened, Mariah and Sir Edeon X were running and I don't know why we were aliens we were escapiong both of something really small. There were a two tall guys left the small boy so they strated chassing us and MAriah and Sir Edeon X got into a car too, but mine car and Miguel didn't start so I put my hand on it and it started moving and we all went away. When we got of the park I looked back and they stopped cahnsing us!

Strange!

[Silmaril]

I had this dream last week about Golden Sun. Jenna fell in love with Isaac and they eloped. They went through major adventures before Isaac fell in a river and drowned (like Felix supposedly did) and then Jenna was all sad and disappeared from thier continent.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I had a dream where I looked at my alarm clock and all of the digits were written in some non-human language and I looked out the window and the city was on fire and there were zombies everywhere.

[Ultima Shadow]

I had this dream last week about Golden Sun. Jenna fell in love with Isaac and they eloped. They went through major adventures before Isaac fell in a river and drowned (like Felix supposedly did) and then Jenna was all sad and disappeared from thier continent.
Cool... say, was Saturos in there? Well, I dream... strange... dreams very often. One of them was that I saw a bear who was eating hotdogs... and suddenly I transformed into a hotdog. The bear tried to eat me :eek: Very scary. Another one: I was forced to kill a bug by a red, talking bastardsword that I found in my scool. It also told me that I was badass when I refused to eat the dead bug. Stupid sword :rolleyes2 . A scarier one was when I was hunted by some scary monster with the face of my brother :eek: :eek: :eek: . He said that I was doomed if I refused to race against him with gocarts. Geez... there is so many strange dreams. :rolleyes2

[Iceglow]

no lies I had a dream about cookies...white chocolate chip cookies had arrested me and put me on trial only the judge and all the jury and so on were white chocolate chip cookies. I asked 'Umm on what charge am I being prosecuted?' yeah even wierder I spoke to them first and they said for eating too many white choc chip cookies.

It went through the entire trial and then I was found guilty (biased judge and jury also the defense laywer offered no help and it was against the law to represent myself...cause I would proclaim innocence.) and sentenced to being put to death by being eaten by the judge and jury of the case to see if I liked it.

Then thank god I got a phone call and woke up theres only one question? What the heck did my friend Kelly wait untill 4:30 am to phone me for?

[nik0tine]

i have a friend who dreams about eating breakfast the next morning.

[Logan]

I had a weird dream last night about Denmark and Evelia. It was a Wednesday, and he was going to come visit me and so was Evelia, so I was excited! And then it thought, I need a shower! So they were all broken so I went out to my backyard and there was a tent, and Denmark was in it, and i was like wtf and he said, shower's in the back. (Because, like, this was a super tent with fifty million compartments) so I took a shower and went back inside, and he was playing gameboy. Ooookay! He had on rainbow striped boxers and I saw them because he was crawling out of the tent and I saw them, and I was like, oh he's gay. :o

Andddd then Evelia came and they were talking and playing gameboy and talking about games and I was being ignored, so then I was happy about seeing Greg the next day, but worried that they would hate me for choosing him over them. whatever!

So then Denmark texted me to CLAP, so I did, and he laughed. I was in my room, and he was in another room in my room with the door shut. Evelia had left. :( so then I showed him where the bathrooms were, but not before I cleaned it.

And there was some other weird stuff, but that was the weirdest.

[Chaos]

I dreamt I was browsing for porn on my PC. My PC was infact my bedside table with a screen attached.
I also dreamt I was at a Leftover Crack gig sitting on my friend Matt's back trying to push people over in the moshpit. I am going to see Leftover Crack with Matt soon....coincidence? I think not. xD

Chaos

[Rye]

He had on rainbow striped boxers and I saw them because he was crawling out of the tent and I saw them, and I was like, oh he's gay. :o

xD! Denmark is not gonna be happy to see that.

[Baloki]

My dreams are to scary and to weird to post here, maybe I'll post one on my LJ to scare everyone later....

[Meow]

Deary me, where's Ashley when you need her?

[Mo-Nercy]

For me, it was both the dream and the few moments after I woke up from the dream that made it odd.

I was in english extension class and drifting off to sleep, as you do, and as soon as I closed my eyes, they opened again except the room was empty. From 30 of my classmates and a teacher to a dark room with no lights on. The persona of me in the dream decided that it wasn't a big deal so I just got up and moved towards the door to let myself out. I don't remember all the stuff in between except I remember that I kept mumbling and talking to myself. Not like thinking outloud but actually having a conversation with myself. The last part of the dream is the only part I remember vividly and my girlfriend is standing across from me and she's covered in blood, has chunks of flesh hanging off her and groaning in pain. I screamed and woke up.

Now everyone in the class is giving me a freaky glare at me and I know I screamed because my throat felt kinda dry-ish but I wasn't sure if they heard me talking to myself in my dream. And I'm like...uh-oh.

[muchacho]

i had a dream i punched my best friend in the face, it was weird......

[Rye]

This is straight from my LJ, I had this dream last night. I ususally don't have dreams with people from EoFF in them. xD:

I had a really weird dream last night. I was going to some place with my parents, some old person party. And then Lev came, and I saw him there, And he was like "Hey" and I was like "Hi" then I turned my back for a minute to see something (probably some creepy old person) and then I look back at Lev and he was actually Mik in disguise! And then he started talking to my dad about roadkill and smiling birds and Mik-like stuff, and he started writing about it on a chalk board (dunno where it came from, but it was there.) And my dad was like ">:ooooo" because my dad hates everything.

Off Topic: Nice sig Fallen_Angel_666. :) Whisper is a good song.

[ALAN]

I've had several dreams where i'm kissing and hugging this very beautiful young girl...around my age probably, like 16 (i'm 16, too). In my dream, it took place at the steps of a college, it looked like. It was very romantic and i felt like the happiest guy in the world. I looked older, too. We we're both older than 16, definetly in college already and it wasnt a simple have sex type of dream either...i was truly in love with this girl...she mean the world to me. She was wearing this really sexy red dress and she was very, very cute...we really loved eachother. I wonder...since this took place in college...and i'm still a Junior in high school..cuold this be my future? What do you guys think?

[ALAN]

Really? Oh, that sucks...i got excited that my dream was going to come true one day. It just seemed to happy, warm, and the best feeling in the world. Are you sure?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

i had a dream once about myself waking up and ruby weapon was standing over me :choc:

[nik0tine]

it probably wont come true. the only dream i have ever come true was when i was like six. i dreamt, more than once, i was out in front of this house and my mother was working with some tool. it jsut so happens that i now live in that house and i had never seen it when i dreamt it. very odd. despite the fact that this happened to me, im not a real big believer in people's dreams coming true all to often, but you never know.

[black orb]

>>> I had an odd dream about playing Guilty Gear X2 and messing into a bar fight last night..

[Chibi Youkai]

I frequently get this dream ner the end of semesters.

I'm about 2 inches tall, and there is this 12 foot tall 5 page essay chasing after me on the highway. Somehow, I always end up at eiher Wedavoo state park, outside of Cheyenne Wy., or in the hundred-acre woods, screeming bloody murder for Tigger for some reason I can never remember.

The first time I had the dream was when I had 6 major projects due on one day, two on the next, and 3 on the day after... And I only had 7 classes...

[Dixie]

I had another dream:

Del Murder died. On his coffin, there was a picture of his avatar. I walked away and started walking and looking at all of the stuff that was there. After walking around for a while someone I didn't even know walked up to me and said "I'm sorry that your husband died." I woke up after that. I thought to myself, "I was married to Del Murder!"

[Trumpet Thief]

Finally a thread where I can post all of my messed up dreams. Believe it or not, I had all of these dreams.

My first dream was that I was in school, everything was normal, but then I got lost. After a while, the school was filled with people, getting recognized with awards and stuff. Suddenly, in my dream my head jolted up. I tried turning on the light, but it wouldn't work. Then all these creepy looking guys came and starting attacking me, and it was all weird. I stepped into a hot bowl of Oatmeal, and I woke up screaming. :cry:

Another one that my sister told my family was where the world was in peril, and the sky was burning red, and there were dead people everywhere. Some dude on the television was crying saying many people were going to die and stuff and then there was smoke coming into our house, and it was creepy. Hopefully it wasn't a prophecy of what's going to happen in 12 days. (Check DevilMAyKickAss' sig)

Another one was where I woke up in the middle of the night, went by the window, and this shadow came out of nowhere and started tickling me to death. It was awful... :(

Another one was where I was standing in this weird place with Mr. Burns, Smithers, and some other's Simpsons people, along with some Eyesonff people. We were going to this weird place, then Mr. Burns ordered Smithers to get rid of me, and then he started tickling me to death. It was awful... :(

Yet another messed up dream for a messed up person. I went to a store, and I was holding a bunch of stuff in a bag. Suddenly, a group of kids tackled me down and started tickling me to death. It was awful...
:(

More dreams? Okay! I looked at the clock, and then a voice said "If you look at the clock at 12:00, you will die. I tried to fight the urge, but I looked at it again and it was 12:00. Suddenly, a person came in. They looked completely normal, but their voice was so damn scary it wasn't even funny. The bed then started rising, and some weird voice started speaking in some unknown language.

I had a lot more... I just have bad memory...

[Casey]

All these dreams Ive had just recently.

I saw Elephant, a movie by Gus Van Sant, a couple of days ago, I had a dream 2 days ago I was in the movie, except the school shooting happened at my school, IT WAS RATHER TERRIFYING. It felt so real, and there were gunmen everywhere around 3-6 shooting innocent people! I was running down the halls, then towards outside, and there was alot of people outside, I was running a different direction, and one kid was like "dont go that way!!" and so I didnt, and I woke up.

I also had this weird dream of cuddling up with this chick I know. It was so weird. :p

[nik0tine]

about a week ago i had this dream that neil young and whoever it is that does sweet home alabama were both at warped tour. they started playing sweet home alabama and neil young was on the other stage cussing them out and stuff. the odd thing is that about a week later i was in san diego at the warped tour, and the guitarist from NOFX starts playing sweet home alabama. ooohh... amazing...

[Female Ryuichi]

I like to record my dreams in a journal beside my bed.

You too? Glad to know I'm not lonely in that sense :D .

*looks in Journal*

Ah, I had this one in April.

I was at school, and there was a sport event. I wasn't in it, so I was in IT. My IT teacher was talking, but there was a enactive board thingy behind him, and there were pictures on it, but the pictures keep changing all the time.

Anyway, the lesson ended. It was the end of school, and I was heading out of school. It was raining, and all the people in the sport event were being forced to sit in the rain on the playing field. Everything was in black and white, apart from my skirt (which wasn't my school one, but my favourite bright one), and my airwalk shoes.

There was somebody checking uniform at the school entrance, so I had to jump over a wall to not get caught. Then I woke up.

[Proxy]

weird;
i bought a Heal Clip in Ragnarok Online for 60K (they're worth 2mil +)
I remember being happy as a pig in...mud

very odd