Church Signs

[Shlup]

Funny church signs always make me laugh.

I found a link to Church Sign Generator.com (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/) and they have a section of real church signs.

*click* (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php)

Funny stuff. Which one is your favorite?

[Big D]

"STAYING IN BED SHOUTING: OH, GOD! DOES NOT CONSITUTE GOING TO CHURCH"

Well, there go my chances of salvation, then.

[The Captain]

"Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."

What a nice thought. And we wonder what's wrong with society...

Take care all.

[Levian]

"Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help" always gets me laughing. It just never gets old to me :)

[Erdrick Holmes]

Great, every chance of me even looking back into religion.

[TheAbominatrix]

"Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."

What a nice thought. And we wonder what's wrong with society...

Take care all.

Well there is such a thing as being <i>too</i> open minded, ya know like thinking murder is okay. That could be what they mean.

Sometimes they just dont put enough thought into this stuff. >.<

[MecaKane]

<a href="http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/fatlady.jpg"> Wow, church is pretty badass</a> :love:

[bennator]

That's a pretty funny website, Shlup... I can spend hours there, smiting my "friends" with the word of God.

[escobert]

wtf. It won't open for me.

[Logan]

Apparently linking isn't good, m'kay. >=(

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/fight_like_a_real_man.jpg
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/premature_01.jpg

[Wizdumb]

My church doesn't have a sign like thoughs. It just says, Shater Vally Bible Church.

Not very exciteing.

[Doomgaze]

It's... Shatner... Val...ley... BibleChurch!

[Evelia]

I like the second one Logie posted. Are these really really really real, though?

[Rainecloud]

"Never pee on an electric fire".

That's some great advice. I'll be sure to note it down for future reference.

[Bomber]

I can remember seeing a sign on a church in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

"God said we should pray for our enemies... Go Flames Go!"

(All you canucks out there will know what I'm talking about.)

On a quasi-related note, check out this website on Rinkworks. (http://www.rinkworks.com/said/bulletins.shtml) I'm sure you'll find these amusing...

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Bah!

[nik0tine]

Dictate, Dominate, Devastate the World for God. i think that's george bush's church.

[Rye]

This one: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/dishonor.jpg
EDIT: This one too. xD (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/Give_God_The_CASH.jpg)

[BrittyGoesMow]

some of these are quite clever.

[TasteyPies]

I found alot of them offensive to my religion. That doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor, alot of them were funny as hell heck.

[Kikyo]

i once saw a sign in front of a church in LA that said "spiritual nudity"... i wasn't exactly sure how they meant it but i hope it wasn't what i was thinking!