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Shlup
07-02-2004, 01:13 AM
Funny church signs always make me laugh.
I found a link to Church Sign Generator.com (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/) and they have a section of real church signs.
*click* (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php)
Funny stuff. Which one is your favorite?
Big D
07-02-2004, 01:17 AM
"STAYING IN BED SHOUTING: OH, GOD! DOES NOT CONSITUTE GOING TO CHURCH"
Well, there go my chances of salvation, then.
The Captain
07-02-2004, 01:19 AM
"Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."
What a nice thought. And we wonder what's wrong with society...
Take care all.
Levian
07-02-2004, 01:29 AM
"Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help" always gets me laughing. It just never gets old to me :)
Erdrick Holmes
07-02-2004, 01:32 AM
Great, every chance of me even looking back into religion.
TheAbominatrix
07-02-2004, 01:33 AM
"Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."
What a nice thought. And we wonder what's wrong with society...
Take care all.
Well there is such a thing as being <i>too</i> open minded, ya know like thinking murder is okay. That could be what they mean.
Sometimes they just dont put enough thought into this stuff. >.<
MecaKane
07-02-2004, 01:58 AM
<a href="http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/fatlady.jpg"> Wow, church is pretty badass</a> :love:
bennator
07-02-2004, 02:17 AM
That's a pretty funny website, Shlup... I can spend hours there, smiting my "friends" with the word of God.
escobert
07-02-2004, 03:13 AM
wtf. It won't open for me.
Logan
07-02-2004, 03:14 AM
Apparently linking isn't good, m'kay. >=(
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/fight_like_a_real_man.jpg
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/premature_01.jpg
Wizdumb
07-02-2004, 03:29 AM
My church doesn't have a sign like thoughs. It just says, Shater Vally Bible Church.
Not very exciteing.
Doomgaze
07-02-2004, 05:30 AM
It's... Shatner... Val...ley... BibleChurch!
Evelia
07-02-2004, 05:34 AM
I like the second one Logie posted. Are these really really really real, though?
Rainecloud
07-02-2004, 06:39 AM
"Never pee on an electric fire".
That's some great advice. I'll be sure to note it down for future reference.
Bomber
07-02-2004, 06:46 AM
I can remember seeing a sign on a church in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
"God said we should pray for our enemies... Go Flames Go!"
(All you canucks out there will know what I'm talking about.)
On a quasi-related note, check out this website on Rinkworks. (http://www.rinkworks.com/said/bulletins.shtml) I'm sure you'll find these amusing...
Zell's Fists of Fury
07-02-2004, 06:55 AM
Bah!
nik0tine
07-02-2004, 07:04 AM
Dictate, Dominate, Devastate the World for God. i think that's george bush's church.
This one: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/dishonor.jpg
EDIT: This one too. xD (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/Give_God_The_CASH.jpg)
BrittyGoesMow
07-03-2004, 05:52 PM
some of these are quite clever.
TasteyPies
07-03-2004, 07:10 PM
I found alot of them offensive to my religion. That doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor, alot of them were funny as hell heck.
Kikyo
07-04-2004, 03:58 AM
i once saw a sign in front of a church in LA that said "spiritual nudity"... i wasn't exactly sure how they meant it but i hope it wasn't what i was thinking!
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