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Citizen Bleys
07-02-2004, 03:06 PM
It's true. Absolutely, positively, 100% true, just like all of the other nonsense that people seem to think should be regarded as indisputable because they "back it up" with a link.

Every day, I get more and more fed up at people who say ridiculous things, find a link to it on the internet, and then try to pass it off as the gospel truth...and then when you dispute them, they point to their link like it's the Word of God and tell you to back up YOUR word with a link...then you've got to bugger off and make a page of your own that says something that's not utterly ludicrous.

For criminy's sake, people DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. Anybody can write anything and put it on a web page, that doesn't make it true. I actually get people who get *angry* when I continue to argue a point after they point to a link to some article somewhere, even if that article happens to come from the flaming Onion.

So from now on, I want you all to do me a favor. Whenever some tard tries to back up his ludicrous opinion by linking to some equally retarded page, please inform them that Leslie Nielsen is, in fact, an ancient Chinese vampire, and that you have PROOF. And when asked for the proof, here's the page: http://www.vespernet.org/leslienielsen.html

Thank-you and have a nice day.

HOOTERS
07-02-2004, 03:19 PM
Hmm...it seems plausible (probably not ALL chinese people look chinese) although I don't trust the link you posted. That website was created by somebody with serious mental deficiencies. :smash:

Iceglow
07-02-2004, 03:21 PM
right and you bothered with all of that just to stop people believing everything they read on the net?

but still leslie nielsen is an ancient chinese vampire? wow you'd never guess.

j/k

Flying Mullet
07-02-2004, 03:23 PM
You're wrong! Leslie Nielsen is actually a giant condom. Now if I could just find the picture for proof...

escobert
07-02-2004, 03:38 PM
OMFG he's a vampire!? WTF my movie going experience is over FOREVER!

gokufusionss1
07-02-2004, 03:53 PM
OMG it's true i've found proof, look here's the link.

Leslies neilsens deadly secret. (http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/8789/lam/vampinfo.html)

DocFrance
07-02-2004, 05:55 PM
I'm more shocked that Leslie Nielson was a softcore porn actor in the '60's.

Surely you must be joking!

Yamaneko
07-02-2004, 06:01 PM
Hmm... your ideas are intriguing, Bleys, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

White Raven
07-02-2004, 06:02 PM
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-02-2004, 06:21 PM
Jolly good romp, m'lad. Jolly good.

DocFrance
07-02-2004, 06:41 PM
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Brilliance!

Erdrick Holmes
07-02-2004, 06:53 PM
Bleys is a little girl. Don't beleive me? I have proof backed up by a link here (http://www.carrotmaster.com/joel/bleysisalittlegirl.html)

nik0tine
07-02-2004, 06:57 PM
You're wrong! Leslie Nielsen is actually a giant condom. Now if I could just find the picture for proof...

a link will do just fine. ;)

Wizdumb
07-02-2004, 07:01 PM
For criminy's sake, people DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ ON THE INTERNET.

I don't believe that I should believe you.

Rainecloud
07-02-2004, 08:14 PM
Why am I reading this? Bleys, I hate you.

eestlinc
07-03-2004, 01:15 AM
but does he drink Black Russians?

Meat Puppet
07-03-2004, 01:20 AM
It's a joke.

Alusiasa
07-03-2004, 06:45 AM
Very in-depth article. I don't feel so alone any more. Now others know what I've known for a long time. I told everyone, but nobody would believe me. LESLIE NIELSON WAS IN A BELGIAN DANCE TROUPE. *sigh*

The Captain
07-03-2004, 09:02 AM
I WISH this was a joke:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040702/ap_on_re_as/powell_village_people

Take care all.

Mr. Graves
07-03-2004, 03:59 PM
You gotta admit though; it's better to know how to boogie in politics.

The Captain
07-04-2004, 03:01 PM
Yes, if only all the world's problems could be solved with singing..one can dream, one can dream.

Take care all.