EoFFCity 4

[Baloki]

Well recently I have been putting members of this forum in my SimCity Cities and observing their actions, some examples follow:

*Lezza died saving Squrriels from a volcano
*Dr. Unne saved a cat from a volcano and survived
*Rye deserted the city when her house caught fire
*Loony BoB got sucked up by a whirlwind
*Award Guy defeated a giant robot even thought the cops had had it surrounded all day and had been shooting it constantly with handguns...
*Psy got hit by lightning, twice....

Thats just the few I remember, but I will create a SimCity based on EoFF, post if you want to be included :D

[m4tt]

I didn't know you could name the citizens of Sim City.. what version is this? I have 3000, but it's been a while since I last played it.

[Baloki]

Sim City 4, it allows you to import Sims or just set citizens names :D

[m4tt]

Wow that's pretty cool. :o

Uh, if you want you can throw me in there. Maybe I can get eaten by rabid llamas.

[Cz]

Sure, why not? Just make sure I look sexy.

[Iceglow]

obviously I will be most upset and set demon hordes against you if you dont include me

[Rye]

*Rye deserted the city when her house caught fire

:(! Baloki, why didn't you call the firemen!

[White Raven]

Heh, I did that with all my friends names instead. A fun and novel activity. Go ahead and put me in there, and hopefully I'll die for a noble cause.

[Fuzakeru]

-raises hand- I do, teacher!

[Logan]

Hi, Baloki. >_> Pick me!

[Rase]

*raises hand*
Oh, oh, pick me!!!

[Baloki]

:(! Baloki, why didn't you call the firemen!

Because they were out fighting the blaze at the nuke power plant which they failed in and wiped out half the city at the time :D

And the cities nearly ready for some in habitants so I shall add you all after my tea :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I will be in it on the condition that I am represented by a suave millionaire rockstar who makes love to seven beautiful supermodels nightly.

[nik0tine]

oh me 2 me 2!

[Baloki]

Just to give you an idea of the wonderful city you will be living in here are some screenshots of the city:

<center>http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/city1.jpg
This is a lavish view of the whole city including the docks and airport. (Taken at dawn)

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/city2.jpg
Here is a view of cids mansion as he is the mayor and owner of this fine city/board he deserves to live in style. (Taken at night)

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/city3.jpg
Heres the modern international airport, cool huh? (Taken at night)</center>

[Evelia]

Ooh, me me please. :)

[Psychotic]

Wow. Twice, huh? I'm portable electricity!

[Logan]

What a nice city. It's so....clean.

[Leeza]

<i>*Lezza died saving Squrriels from a volcano</i> - Blaoki

Poor Lezza, whoever she may be. :)

[SpiritWolf]

I'd like to be included

[Rainecloud]

I find all this to be very disturbing, Baloki.

[Baloki]

<i>*Lezza died saving Squrriels from a volcano</i> - Blaoki

Poor Lezza, whoever she may be. :)

Damn typos :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I demand lakeside property.

[Baloki]

You'll get a pool, I'll add you all in now and do some screenshots on how you survive my disaster zone.

[muchacho]

add MEEEEEEEE!

[m4tt]

Sean has his own wind power thinger right behind his house? That must be loud. :p

[Cz]

I'm surprised there's no security of any kind. He's meant to be the mayor, right?

[Baloki]

Well the screenshot thing won't let me take pictures of the news shots with pictures which is a great shame, however I will take pictures of your houses and how their destroyed, posting what the news said :D

[Lord Xehanort]

I can't believe you left meeee ouut!

[Baloki]

I can't believe you left meeee ouut!

Oh no, I added my usual death targets, I mean friends in too :D

I'll edit this post with the pictures in a min :D

[Jebus]

I want in too. Otherwise I'm gonna make my own city, and I'm not gonna put any of you in it :'(.

[Xander]

Have you put me in yet =D?

[Meat Puppet]

Makes me a homeless runaway that people think I are. Am.

[Baloki]

From all of the people I have added in so far, heres a pic and some commentary on your disater reactions:
<center>
http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff1.jpg
eoff1.jpg - Check-in desk clark swept away by tornado over the Rainbow (The check-in desk person was Loony BoB btw)

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff2.jpg
eoff2.jpg - bye-bye docks

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff3.jpg
eoff3.jpg - White Raven gets stood on by a giant killer robot as he/she attempts to move container

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff4.jpg
eoff4.jpg - Fuzakeru dies saving Lama's from firey volcano while Xander runs away

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff5.jpg
eoff5.jpg - Spaceman Spiff's house, the only news reported was that he could see his swimming pool was on fire, why didn't you call the fire bragade then?

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff6.jpg
eoff6.jpg - Mucho dies while eating at the mall collapsing on the left while SpirtWolf is out in a fire truck being a fireman while his fire station collapses making his truck fade away :D

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff7.jpg
eoff7.jpg - Gau runs away from giant robots using stolen wheelchair from guy in black T-shirt

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff8.jpg
eoff8.jpg - Police rade Ryes house as she is found hiding illigal llamma imigrants

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff9.jpg
eoff9.jpg - Czanthor watches house burn down and asks me to send around fire crews, hes on the swing so I suppose he couldn't call them this time...

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff10.jpg
eoff10.jpg - Leeza isn't in Kansus anymore

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff11.jpg
eoff11.jpg - Giant killer robot burns Winged Sorceress and Dark_Paladin_Cecil alive with landing jets

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff12.jpg
eoff12.jpg - Fallen_angel_666 calls the police reporting an illigally parked volcano

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff13.jpg
eoff13.jpg - Raincloud's tralier is destroyed while nik0tines survives

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff14.jpg
eoff14.jpg - Evelia drives through the reminents of her/his old nabourhood

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff15.jpg
eoff15.jpg - Cid escaped in his Limo before the metor hit his old home.
</center>

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

My pool was on fire? What in the hell?

[m4tt]

I stole a wheel chair? ha ha. :elk:

[Shoyku]

Oo oo, add me, add me!

[Erdrick Holmes]

Add me plz.

[nik0tine]

eoff13.jpg - Raincloud's tralier is destroyed while nik0tines survives

awesome! my trailer lives to see another day!

[Kirobaito]

I am so game for this.

[Maxico]

Add me, add me!

[Fuzakeru]

. . . XANDER!! HOW DARE YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE LLAMAS! :mad2:

-dead-

[Ouch!]

I'd like to be included, especially if I get to die an obscure death.

[escobert]

I want in too. Otherwise I'm gonna make my own city, and I'm not gonna put any of you in it :'(.
Yeah me too!

[Wizdumb]

I'll play along. I'd be interesting to see how this works out.

[square_is_the_best]

Put me in too. This is pretty cool and amusing.

[HOOTERS]

Ooh, can I be one of the giant robots? :banana:

[Rase]

http://www.merchantsofdoom.com/~baloki/eoff11.jpg
eoff11.jpg - Giant killer robot burns Winged Sorceress and Dark_Paladin_Cecil alive with landing jets

I saw this coming. No really, I did.

I'm already dead? Score! I mean, dang. :(

[Baloki]

I'll do some more this evening :D

[Citizen Bleys]

For god's sake, leave me out of it for once. I always seem to get sucked into this sort of thing.

[Baloki]

For god's sake, leave me out of it for once. I always seem to get sucked into this sort of thing.

I don't even know who you are so sure.

[Cz]

I may not have a home, but at least I'm still alive. :D

[Psychotic]

I don't even know who you are so sure.

Baloki, you are my hero even more than ever.

Can you revive me and make me into a squillionaire or something? :elk:

[SpiritWolf]

Well I was a fireman for a little bit until everything faded away. Keep going this is very amusing! :)

[Loony BoB]

Bugger.

Haha, Spiff's pool was on fire. What was in it? Oil?

[Evelia]

Her. What kind of man has a name like Evelia? xD Too bad my neighborhood got destroyed... but I still have my car, yay.

[Loony BoB]

Her. What kind of man has a name like Evelia? xD Too bad my neighborhood got destroyed... but I still have my car, yay.
He must have had you mixed up with Bill Clinton.

[TasteyPies]

What? you didn't add me? I wanna throw a pie at a robot!

[Baloki]

I said I was tonight, but I got kind of busyed, I'll do it tommorrow morning, promise and I'll inlude anyone that has posted by 9:30am GMT, :D

[Chaos]

Add meeee! Please. =D

Chaos

[TasteyPies]

OMFG LOOK AT MY 1337 SIMCITY!!!!!!

no....mine sucks

But I have 68000 people! :P
And....I still havn't figured out the harbor system hence the buildings with anchors all over but no boaties.

[m4tt]

Haha, classic sim city. I used to love that game.

[escobert]

My dad has that for sNES1!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bennator]

For god's sake, leave me out of it for once. I always seem to get sucked into this sort of thing.

Name the seedy district of town "Bleys' Crotch".

[Citizen Bleys]

Baloki, you are my hero even more than ever.


Well, he wasn't my hero before he said that, but he sure is now :)

[Iceglow]

so the illegally parked volcano? did it get charged? :D

[Baloki]

nah, the police were to busy dealing with Rye :D

[Iceglow]

I guess Rye is just too much of a naughty girl then...dammit what about the bleeding volcano? look at it all illegally parked and steaming with lava on the sides

[Giggles]

Ooh, fun! Is it too late to be added in? If it isn't, then I'd love to be added.

[Baloki]

Its not cos I haven't started the second batch yet cos I'm all lazy and like :D

[Rye]

I guess Rye is just too much of a naughty girl then...dammit what about the bleeding volcano? look at it all illegally parked and steaming with lava on the sides.

I did not steal the illegal Llamas. I am not a crook! [/nixon]

[fire_of_avalon]

Baloki, I absolutely love you. I wanna be next!