The EoFF Screen Name Tournament Extravaganza! THE FINALS

[Shlup]

*plays the graceful winner*

Oh yeah, kiss it, Dingo.

[Jebus]

Haha! I am avenged. Go Mo-Nercy!

[Dingo Jellybean]

*plays the graceful winner*

Oh yeah, kiss it, Dingo.

I guess I know where my vote's going now.

[Shlup]

I guess I know where my vote's going now.Where? My butt? Yeah, I thought so.

...Damn, I just jinxed myself.

[Dingo Jellybean]

Where? My butt? Yeah, I thought so.

...Damn, I just jinxed myself.

See, this will feel better if Proto wins like, 10-9 or 8-7...because of that one vote. Just you wait.

But my real victory was beating edczxcvbnm, which I didn't expect to come close to even sniffing a victory, but to beat him by such a significant margin gives me hope, pride, glory, courage...and all that other good stuff that there are people rooting for the underdog...and dammit, if mystic ice cube can win it, there's hope...hope for the underdogs and to stand up against tyranny and injustice to once and for all eradicate the evils that is, the favorite. *sheds a tear*

Bleh...screw it..at least I stood a legitimate chance!

[Agent Proto]

You know what's funny? BooB's original predictions was almost all wrong. :D

[Meat Puppet]

Everyone I vote for loses? I am cursed :D:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

VICTORY.

I love you guys. Seriously.

I WANT SHLUP I WANT SHLUP I WANT SHLUP

[Raistlin]

This whole tournament has been a shambles. The best names have lost.

What is an EoFF SN Tourney without voting ed into the final round and then voting against him so he loses yet again?

A shambles, I tell you. I refuse to vote.

[Dingo Jellybean]

This whole tournament has been a shambles. The best names have lost.

What is an EoFF SN Tourney without voting ed into the final round and then voting against him so he loses yet again?

A shambles, I tell you. I refuse to vote.

You were right about your first 2 sentences, wrong about your question, and I'll go neutral on your last 2 sentences.

[Agent Proto]

I blame Turnip.
<img src="http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/psx/cc/images/faces/turnipf.gif">

[Dixie]

I blame Turnip.
<img src="http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/psx/cc/images/faces/turnipf.gif">That turnip is weird-looking.

[aeris2001x2]

out of interest Agent Proto, way back at round one, how did u decide who entered the first round?

(a.k.a- i was not in it, so my name must be VERY poor if it cant even qualify for the tournment :( )

[Agent Proto]

First of all, I choose original names. Often time I will choose character-related names. However, if the names included numbers, their chances of being included is close to nil.

[Loony BoB]

You know what's funny? BooB's original predictions was almost all wrong. :D
No, my predictions are always 100% correct. It's the votes that were all wrong.

And, to continue, the next results should be Shlup and Mo-Nercy.

[Agent Proto]

No, you can't predict how everyone will vote. You can influence their voting behaviors, but you can't predict how most of them will vote.

[Loony BoB]

No, seriously, the votes were all wrong. They voted for the wrong people. You can't blame me for that! The less original names have been doing a lot of winning lately. I agree with Raistlin for the most part - although I think Shlup and Mo-Nercy are valid finalists, so here's hoping.

[Yamaneko]

If I ran this contest only the people I would want to win would actually win. :cool:

[Dingo Jellybean]

If I ran this contest only the people I would want to win would actually win. :cool:

No need to make it public that you want me to win.

[Del Murder]

Please vote for me.

[White Raven]

Please vote for me.

Will do, so Spaceman Spiff does it again.

[Rye]

Aexoden, mystic ice cube won on their first visits. Think of them like the Wild Card. :D?

mystic ice cube was the best name ever in EoFF history, imo.

[Agent Proto]

Final Four

Division 1
#1 ShlupQuack
#1 Agent Proto
<small><i>Two #1 screen names in their perspective division. This would be ShlupQuack's record-tying third visit to the Final Four, and Agent Proto's first. ShlupQuack smoothed past Dingo, as did Proto did with Levian. However, will Proto avenge Dingo's loss, or will Shlup continue her streak of making it into the Final in each Final Four visit?</small></i>

Division 2
#6 Mo-Nercy³
#2 Spaceman Spiff
<small><i>Del Murder was close to making it to his fourth visit to the Final Four, but Mo-Nercy³ spoiled that and upsetted the heavily favored Del Murder. Spaceman Spiff is happy to be here in the Final Four, but he would be even more happy if he makes it into the Finals. Will it be the newcomer, or will Spiff finally make it for this long-awaited moment?</small></i>

Ok, I'll make the votings for the Final Four to occur during the weekend and on Monday. I'll announce the winners on Tuesday and move on to the Finals there.

You may vote now. :)

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I voted.

[-N-]

Spiff just committed virtual suicide by changing his name. Can't stay in character? Can't stay in the race.

[Del Murder]

What did I do now?

[-N-]

Nothing. That's why it's all your fault.

[Shlup]

Vote Spaceman Spiff!

(so I don't have to go up against Mo-Nercy³)

[-N-]

That's making one heady assumption, there. Well, I guess it's not that heady.

[Shlup]

It's not heady at all. I paid off Proto to rig this round so I win. ^_^

[Baloki]

lol

[Agent Proto]

It's not heady at all. I paid off Proto to rig this round so I win. ^_^

^_^ WTF are you talking about?

[Shlup]

^_^ WTF are you talking about?I'll have none of your lip!

[Del Murder]

I would appreciate your votes. I want to face Shlup in the finals because she killed my father.

[-N-]

I would appreciate your votes. I want to face Shlup in the finals because she killed my father.
Your father got killed by a GIRL???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!111one :D

[Raistlin]

No, seriously, the votes were all wrong. They voted for the wrong people. You can't blame me for that! The less original names have been doing a lot of winning lately. I agree with Raistlin for the most part - although I think Shlup and Mo-Nercy are valid finalists, so here's hoping.
I actually agree with BoB. The voters were most definitely wrong. Though it was mildly amusing to find out BooB only got one or two predictions right. xD

And I refuse to vote. An utter shambles.

[Mo-Nercy]

Vote for me because I want to win.
(Ah yes. Straight to the point)

[Del Murder]

I hope I fare better against you this time, Mo!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I don't like this one bit. :mad2:

[Cz]

This is by far the second least average screen name contest ever.

[Baloki]

We all still know Baloki should have won, but Leeza stole it away from him :( She also took Hooters ciddies, ALL OF THEM!!!

[Dingo Jellybean]

Although Shlup's nickname is the 2nd most original in this contest(with mines being first of course), don't vote for her.

Instead, hope she doesn't win so I can meet her again next year and demolish her. She's beaten me twice already...I need to enact some revenge.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yeah, vote for me instead.

[Baloki]

We all still know Baloki should have won, but Leeza stole it away from him :( She also took Hooters ciddies, ALL OF THEM!!!

Its not that I have anything against Lezza btw and I don't think shes out to get me, really I don't, I don't OK, I DON'T!!! *runs away*

Also vote for Mo-Nercy

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Mo-Nercy is a hack.

[Mo-Nercy]

Where I come from, a hack is a good thing. :D

[Loony BoB]

I didn't know you were registered at Fool's Gold.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Ba-dum pssssssssssssh.

[Cz]

My thoughts exactly. I just wish we had a smilie to express it.

[Agent Proto]

Division 1
#1 ShlupQuack ||||\|| 7
<b>#1 Agent Proto</b> ||||\||| 8
<small>In what may be Proto's toughest challenge yet, he came out victorious. ShlupQuack's chance to be the first screen name to make it to the Finals three times has failed. Proto advances to the Finals.</small>

Division 2
<b>#6 Mo-Nercy³</b> ||||\||||\| 11
#2 Spaceman Spiff ||||\ 5
<small>It may be no surprise, but Mo-Nercy³ literally showed No Mercy towards Spiff, as he crushed his opponent's chances to make it to the Finals after so many tries. Maybe next tournament, Spiff will be lucky.</small>

[Dingo Jellybean]

Division 1
#1 ShlupQuack ||||\|| 7
<b>#1 Agent Proto</b> ||||\||| 8
<small>In what may be Proto's toughest challenge yet, he came out victorious. ShlupQuack's chance to be the first screen name to make it to the Finals three times has failed. Proto advances to the Finals.</small>

Division 2
<b>#6 Mo-Nercy³</b> ||||\||||\| 11
#2 Spaceman Spiff ||||\ 5
<small>It may be no surprise, but Mo-Nercy³ literally showed No Mercy towards Spiff, as he crushed his opponent's chances to make it to the Finals after so many tries. Maybe next tournament, Spiff will be lucky.</small>

See what happens when you cross the line, Shlup? :greenie:

[Del Murder]

I never catch a break around here.

At least now I'm the only person to ever be eliminated twice from one tournament.

[-N-]

Turned out to be a heady assumption after all, eh Shlup? :p

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

What is this crap. :aimmad:

[Shlup]

It's funny that people think "Agent Proto" is a better name than mine. FUNNY.

[-N-]

Don't look at me. *hasn't voted at all, and has only contributed snide quasi-spam*

[Loony BoB]

No offence to pr00t, but ShlupQuack losing to Agent Proto is quite possibly the biggest joke of this tournament. If Mo-Nercy doesn't win, I'm going to... uh... I dunno. But I won't like it.

[Baloki]

No offence to pr00t, but ShlupQuack losing to Agent Proto is quite possibly the biggest joke of this tournament. If Mo-Nercy doesn't win, I'm going to... uh... I dunno. But I won't like it.

Its tactical voting, we all know Shulp would beat Mo Nercy in a fight so we had to even the odds ;)

[Mo-Nercy]

we all know Shulp would beat Mo Nercy in a fight so we had to even the odds
Who's we? :D

I'm actually very surprised to have made it this far into the tournament, especially since I did so so so badly last time. Personally, I don't think I'm in the same league as the other hall of famer-rers such as mystic ice cube and that damn FACE! o_O.

Vote smartly little ones.

[White Raven]

"Little ones"?

Hah. Alright there threeved.

[Raistlin]

No offence to pr00t, but ShlupQuack losing to Agent Proto is quite possibly the biggest joke of this tournament.
One of many.

[Agent Proto]

Hey, don't look at me like that. I didn't rig this tournament at all. o_O

Anyway, continuing all.

The Finals!

This is it. We're up to the last match-up. The one that means the most...

Ah screw it... Everyone probably thinks I rigged this tournament so I can win. Well, if that's the case. I'll just hand Mo-Nercy³ the award.

Unless you guys want him to win it fair and square?

Ok. The choices are.

<b>Agent Proto</b>
Agent Proto just lucked out being the top seeded screen name in his division. Some people are even thinking that <i>I</i> rigged this tournament so my screen name can win. Well, for one. I did NOT FORKING EXPECT MY NAME TO BE HERE. IT'S THOSE WHO DON'T PAY ANY FORKING ATTENTION TO THIS TOURNAMENT. Had you (The one who doesn't pay attention) paid more forking attention, then maybe, we can see edczxcvbnm in the Finals. But no, because of you, the results have been surprising and voting turnouts are unusually low. However in that case, Agent Proto and Mo-Nercy³ are the few to have benefitted from this. If you wanted to see a edczxcvbnm and Calliope match-up... <b>PAY MORE *ARF*ING ATTENTION</b> Thank you. Well in any case, QUIT COMPLAINING AND JUST VOTE.

His opponent.

<b>Mo-Nercy³</b>
Mo-Nercy is a newcomer to the Tournament under this name. Last time, he was Al-Bhed³, and didn't get too far in the tournament. With the name change, he had beaten names like RSL, Misfit, Loony BoB, Del Murder, and Spaceman Spiff. Will Agent Proto be his next victim to joining the likes of O_o, Mikztsu, and Melted Snowman? You decide.

Send in your votes to me and by Friday, I'll announce the winner.

[Raistlin]

An utter shambles.


*runs from Proto* :p

[Baloki]

An utter shambles.

I'd always wondered what Raistlin stood for, now I know ;)

[Loony BoB]

*doesn't blame Proto*

[Flying Mullet]

*blames Baloki*

[Baloki]

*doesn't blame Proto*

Well as BoB's always wrong


*blames Baloki*

And mullets always right its mine and proto's fault!

[CloudDragon]

Dragonlance. Anyway, I think I'll vote this round.

[Dingo Jellybean]

It can't possibly be rigged as I beat edczxcvbnm by such a large margin.

But maybe next time Proto, win or don't win, you can probably pull your name out of the tournament amid suspicion. Not saying you rigged it(because I honestly believe you didn't, even if I were to go against you and you whooped me), but maybe in the future for the best interests of EoFF.

[Mo-Nercy]

*doesn't blame Proto* We love you Proto.

[Raistlin]

What's this "we" stuff? :rolleyes2

[Yamaneko]

Yes. Example.

We love Raistlin.

[SpiritWolf]

I don't blame you Proto

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

We do?

[Rainecloud]

Ah screw it... Everyone probably thinks I rigged this tournament so I can win.

:)

[cloudonz]

I dunno much about this tournament :D .Anyone will tell me the rule?

[Psychotic]

I dunno much about this tournament :D .Anyone will tell me the rule?

We all tell Agent Proto which names we think are the best, then he ignores all that and rigs it in favour of himself :p

[Baloki]

We all tell Agent Proto which names we think are the best, then he ignores all that and rigs it in favour of himself :p

Egged on by that evil Baloki :D

[Dingo Jellybean]

In defense of Proto, this is the first time in the 5 times that I've been in this tournament has Proto ever advanced this far.

I don't even think he sniffed the Elite 8 in rounds prior...and often he was beaten pretty badly.

[CloudDragon]

Yeah, I was going to mention something like Dingo said. If Proto wanted to win, he would've rigged this a few contests back or so, or at least by now.

[Raistlin]

But that was just to lull us all into a false sense of security.

[Yamaneko]

Just as long as the contest is rigged so that Wes loses always. Which he does.

[Shlup]

In defense of Proto, this is the first time in the 5 times that I've been in this tournament has Proto ever advanced this far.

I don't even think he sniffed the Elite 8 in rounds prior...and often he was beaten pretty badly.That's not in defense of him! He was biding his time. Duh.

[HOOTERS]

I don't get why everyone is outraged. :confused:

Just imagine there was a crap olympics (olympics for pieces of crap), the winner, then, would obviously be crap. The same goes for this tournament. It's not Proto's fault all the screen names are crap. :smash:

[Baloki]

I don't get why everyone is outraged. :confused:

Just imagine there was a crap olympics (olympics for pieces of crap), the winner, then, would obviously be crap. The same goes for this tournament. It's not Proto's fault all the screen names are crap. :smash:

Over 300 people have been killed in Greece in Olympics related construction jobs compaired to the last record of 6 :D

[Flying Mullet]

Or did he not rig the previous contests so that no one would suspect him now...:shifty:

[Cz]

Or maybe he did rig the previous contests in favour of his opponents because he kept on winning, but he didn't want it to look like he was rigging them, so he made himself lose. :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Or maybe you people just vote for crappy names.

Specifically, Mo's.

[Shlup]

Or did he not rig the previous contests so that no one would suspect him now...:shifty:That's what I just said! *bans*

[Agent Proto]

I can honestly say that I'm very disappointed in the voting turnout. ;_;