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Flying Mullet
07-09-2004, 09:08 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040709/photos_od_afp/040709154454_tcnq4a35_photo0&e=10

:rolleyes2

Logan
07-09-2004, 09:12 PM
Wtf? I'll keep my regular ketchup.

Nait
07-09-2004, 09:12 PM
http://wketchup.com/

Shouldn't France be Freedomia by now, though?

Cz
07-09-2004, 09:12 PM
It's times like this you wish you could move to England.

Good job I'm already there. :D

Nait
07-09-2004, 09:14 PM
It's times like this you wish you could move to England.

Good job I'm already there. :D


That reminds me of all the people who say they're fleeing to Canada if Bush wins... But what of Republicans if Kerry wins? Where will they go? Not to Canada, the Bastion of Liberty on the North American continent, heaven forbid. Mexico? Brazil?

Female Ryuichi
07-09-2004, 09:19 PM
My friends, it's days like today when I'm glad to say I'm English.

:D

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-09-2004, 09:22 PM
Ahahahahahaha. Americans are such retards.














Oh, wait.

m4tt
07-09-2004, 09:30 PM
I don't use ketchup all that much anyway. No sweat off my back.

Cz
07-09-2004, 09:32 PM
That reminds me of all the people who say they're fleeing to Canada if Bush wins... But what of Republicans if Kerry wins? Where will they go? Not to Canada, the Bastion of Liberty on the North American continent, heaven forbid. Mexico? Brazil?

Cuba, I'd say.

CloudSquallandZidane
07-09-2004, 09:35 PM
.... wha...
are they...
I'm just spee...

just...

WHAT THE CRAP?

I'll stick to Heinz!!!

Rainecloud
07-09-2004, 09:38 PM
Beanz Meanz Heinz.

War Angel
07-09-2004, 09:40 PM
It's a joke. It has to be.

Misfit
07-09-2004, 09:47 PM
All I have to say is ...

xD

Denmark
07-09-2004, 10:12 PM
xD @ Nait

"Freedomia". classic.

anyways. W Ketchup? *shakes head*

Cuchullain
07-09-2004, 10:15 PM
O...K... glad I'm English....

Agent Proto
07-09-2004, 10:25 PM
That is a bunch of crap. :)

DMKA
07-09-2004, 10:45 PM
"Thats a load of crap!" - Dr. Phil

.....................

Well it is.

Shoyku
07-09-2004, 11:02 PM
Crazy world.

Casey
07-09-2004, 11:30 PM
ITS JUST KETCHUP! That's nice though they made a "patriotic ketchup'' franchise now, Id buy Heinz or that, there both the same, just the packaging is different. I dont know whats the big fuss about it, its just ketchup. And whats wrong with patriotic ketchup? :p

TasteyPies
07-09-2004, 11:52 PM
So...how is heinz democratic?

TheAbominatrix
07-10-2004, 12:03 AM
So...how is hienz democratic?

It's not rabidly patriotic. Wait a minute... if it isnt rabidly patriotic that means... IT'S TERRORIST KETCHUP!

DAMN YOU HEINZ!

Bahamut2000X
07-10-2004, 12:09 AM
It's time like these I'm glad the alien movements to destory the world is in full swing....errr not that I would now anything of the such! Heh heh....*runs*

SomethingBig
07-10-2004, 12:10 AM
May I be English? I'm gonna boycott this oppression of my beliefs. *Drowns self in Heinz Ketchup*

Wizdumb
07-10-2004, 12:22 AM
I'll stick with Nazi ketchup, kthx.

omnitarian
07-10-2004, 12:33 AM
So...how is heinz democratic?

Heinz is made of tomatoes grown in Massachusetts, and it only uses pro-choice vinegar.

TasteyPies
07-10-2004, 01:07 AM
Heinz is made of tomatoes grown in Massachusetts, and it only uses pro-choice vinegar.

Those fiends!

Erdrick Holmes
07-10-2004, 01:09 AM
Why must they ruin my favourite condement?

fire_of_avalon
07-10-2004, 01:28 AM
......FRENCH'S MUSTARD! What's going to happen to THEM I wonder?

ZeZipster
07-10-2004, 01:34 AM
When will this thing just die?

SomethingBig
07-10-2004, 01:34 AM
How dare you? They're not the French's mustard? They're Freedom's mustard!

Shlup
07-10-2004, 02:14 AM
I say tomato, the French say tomate.

Fuzakeru
07-10-2004, 02:35 AM
:eek: The mustard? I refused to eat Freedom Mustard. :mad2: French's Mustard is the only brand I can eat and enjoy. :(

Yamaneko
07-10-2004, 03:40 AM
Kommunist Ketchup

Made with the blood of the Red Army.

Del Murder
07-10-2004, 04:19 AM
Wetchup? Or is it Watsup?

FleshMask
07-10-2004, 04:34 AM
It not the same....

all my girlfriend ever gives me now, is freedom kisses...

kikimm
07-10-2004, 05:18 AM
do they expect people to buy this crap?


:D

Nait
07-10-2004, 07:58 AM
French loss becomes freedom loss! French victory becomes freedom victory! Napoleon is a freedom emperor! Freedom hegemony, freedom royalty, freedom philosophists.

And don't forget Libertia, right next door! Libertyhosen, West and East Libertias reunited, Libertyvagen. The possibilites are endless. *_*

Big D
07-10-2004, 10:18 AM
Ah, bliss. In my country we use "tomato sauce", not ketchup.

It's weird... re-naming French items was supposed to be the US's way of taking revenge against France for refusing to obey their demand to participate in an illegal military action, right? So they "punish" France by treating the words "French" and "freedom" as synonyms. Seems more like a sign of respect to me...
:D

Meat Puppet
07-10-2004, 10:33 AM
No beating Watties Tomato Sauce. Too bad Heinz brought Watties.

MasterGuardian
07-10-2004, 10:42 AM
its all about generic ketchup

Rye
07-10-2004, 01:59 PM
Wtf? We don't even CALL them Freedom Fries. That's only in the White House. And ketchup is our friend. It's NOT evil. :(

nik0tine
07-11-2004, 01:12 AM
i prefer heinz ketchup.

escobert
07-11-2004, 01:19 AM
Ah, bliss. In my country we use "tomato sauce", not ketchup.

It's weird... re-naming French items was supposed to be the US's way of taking revenge against France for refusing to obey their demand to participate in an illegal military action, right? So they "punish" France by treating the words "French" and "freedom" as synonyms. Seems more like a sign of respect to me...
:D
We do it in every war it seems. Durring World War Two the Allies changed hambugers to freedom sandwiches since the name was German.
My dad has like 3573475375 cases of W ketchup and he keeps yelling "don't support those damn democrates!"

Cloud_99
07-11-2004, 01:55 AM
Patriotic Ketchup. Need I say more. :rolleyes2

UltimateSpamGrover
07-11-2004, 06:24 AM
sorry, I'm staying with Heinz

Trumpet Thief
07-11-2004, 06:30 AM
You're not going to be the only one Grover.

UltimateSpamGrover
07-11-2004, 06:43 AM
at least I'm not the ONLY one

CloudSquallandZidane
07-11-2004, 08:32 PM
My dad has like 3573475375 cases of W ketchup and he keeps yelling "don't support those damn democrates!"

Burn them BURN THEM ALL!!! Dont let ur dad fall for another republican trick... Its really Catsup in those bottles... and we all know what that is.

Lindy
07-11-2004, 08:52 PM
I don't see why there are such complaints about France any more, I mean, they rushed back to the "loving arms" of America and apologised when they realised they were losing money from the lack of American tourists.

They even hired Woody Allen as a spokesperson...wait, now I know why.

Shoeberto
07-11-2004, 11:04 PM
I'll stick with Nazi ketchup, kthx.
Heil, mein fuherer! That'sa gueten ketchup!

Loony BoB
07-12-2004, 09:38 AM
My all time hope is that a guy with the last name of French would marry one of Bush's daughters and have them change their last name.

nik0tine
07-12-2004, 09:39 AM
My all time hope is that a guy with the last name of French would marry one of Bush's daughters and have them change their last name.

hahaha thats a funny one.

Polaris
07-12-2004, 09:48 AM
I lioke the normal ketchup!!!!!

nik0tine
07-12-2004, 09:55 AM
its hard for me to decide, do i like commie pinko ketchup, or capitilist pig ketchup?

eternalshiva
07-12-2004, 10:24 AM
-.- *should I care about this?*

....

-.- *uh... I'm going to get my French arse outside and eat some French Fries and put some Ketchup on them and park myself outside the border...*

Loony BoB
07-12-2004, 12:50 PM
On a more serious note, I personally view the renaming of "French" things into "Freedom" things as borderline racist. *stirs things up*

fire_of_avalon
07-12-2004, 04:39 PM
But the French aren't a race. TAKE THAT BoB!

But to be serious, I see what you're saying and, though I agree, couldn't you say naming things "French ___________" is a little racist in the first place. Think of all the food items called French _______. They're all really fattening and bad for you. So maybe, renaming these foods is a positive thing for the French.

(In case you hadn't noticed, I wasn't being serious :))

War Angel
07-12-2004, 05:16 PM
I don't really see what's so 'French' about those potato chips. Do they speak French? Do they patronise over other foods? Do they only bathe once a week?

nik0tine
07-12-2004, 08:18 PM
-.- *should I care about this?*

....

-.- *uh... I'm going to get my French arse outside and eat some French Fries and put some Ketchup on them and park myself outside the border...*

correction: freedom arse.