Hi everybody

[Great God Om]

hello
im new...and..um...yeah......
anyways im gonna introduce myself by saying:
Give me some lettuce OR I WILL SMITE YOU WITH THUNDERBOLTS!

[Armisael]

hi to you and welcome to the forum.

[Nait]

Ha, you're just a tortoise! I turn you on your back and let the eagles handle the rest!

Welcome to Eyeson. *_*

[Baloki]

*throws smite sticks*

[Female Ryuichi]

Baloki has lost his n00b pack. :eek:

< newbiepack >

*gives Gravation remixes biscuits and Kumagoro plushie to newbie*

Hey newbie. If you ever happen to vist the EoFF chat, you're going to get a friendly (Well, maybe :rolleyes2 ) welcome from moi.

Enjoy your time, and please do not encorage the PG!

< / newbiepack >

[Great God Om]

Thanks for accepting me
now BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD

[Mo-Nercy]

You ain't getting no lettuce. I ain't no punk bitch!

Welcome.

[Cz]

My god can breath fire. What makes you so great?

Welcome, anyway. Have fun posting here.

[Rainecloud]

I got a sneak preview of Baloki's new Welcome Pack 6.1.


The EoFF Welcome Pack V6.1!
1) omg vote 4 me wtf
2) Go away n00b

It's a big improvement on the old welcome pack, don't you think?

In all seriousness, welcome to EoFF, Om. Have a good time.

[Baloki]

It's a big improvement on the old welcome pack, don't you think?

In all seriousness, welcome to EoFF, Om. Have a good time.

If your going to make fun of something that is far beyond your intelligence Rain could you at least get the number right? Its 7!

[Leeza]

Hello, Om. Welcome to EoFF. :)

[Psychotic]

Psy's totally better than Baloki's newb welcome thing:

Hi. Run. Bye.

Love, Psychotic. :cool:

[Citizen Bleys]

God? Well, I didn't vote for you.

[Xander]

Welcome to the forum! =)

[Baloki]

Overdue but well deserving, its the newbie pack folks :D

Welcome Pack version 6.123, now with added stablility, reliablity and performance, please allow 4 days for patches to download :D

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by Kero (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO! Oh yes and if you head into on of the basement labratories you will find little Female Ryuichi (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9025) baking the latest batch of Yaoi (http://www.yaoishrine.com/whatisyaoi.htm) Fudge Cookies ready for distribution.

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies). You've also got to be careful of etc (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=191), well he changes his name so often, he'll get you, get you I sayyyyy!!!!

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

*Ignore the cookies bit, thats under review*

[SomethingBig]

Hey, Mr. Great God. I'm appointing you as my honorary sex slave. How's that sound?

[Logan]

I thought God was nice and happy and joyful. :(



Hi.

[Meat Puppet]

Hi. Must be something in the water, if everyone is thinking they're gods these days.

[sephxangel]

Welcome to the Asylum.