Eyes on Final Fantasy Consequences.

[Rainecloud]

Yes, it's a game. But, it's not a game that involves endless pages of spam. In fact, it's a very constructive, entertaining and downright amusing game that I'm sure you'll all love (except of course for those of you who are 100% logical and don't know how to have a good time). ;)

The Rules:

I) Either grab a pen and a piece of paper, or open a notepad file on your desktop.

II) Don't read the story below. If you read the story before you've completed the word task, it'll completely ruin the game. The reason the outcome will be amusing is because you have no idea what's going to happen, and the story ends up being totally insane and illogical.

III) On your paper/notepad file, come up with the following things and write/type them down:
A) Seven People (preferably EoFF members, or it won't make sense to us).
B) Six Objects (Any random object, but in the singular sense. IE - Penguin, not Penguins).
C) One Body Part.
D) One Sentence of Speech (IE - "You son of a lemur" or "I like President Bush").
E) One Place (a restaurant, landmark, country...anything).
F) One Animal.

IV) Read the story, and insert your words into the blanks (according to the number in the space). Eg - Put your #3 person into the blank that says #3 in the story and so on. The same applies to the objects and speech.

V) Paste your finished story into the box and reply to this thread. Easy!











The Story:

One day, (Person 1) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Person 2's) (Body Part 1) popped up on the screen. (Person 1) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Person 2) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Object 1) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (Object 2) porn from the Internet. (Person 1) quickly ate a (Object 3) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Person 3) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (Person 4)! (Person 3) then threw a (Object 4) in (Person 4's) face and shouted (Speech)! "You son of a (Object 5)", shouted (Person 4) and retreated.

(Person 3) then went to (Place) and saw (Person 5) eating a (Animal) burger. (Person 3) fell in love with (Person 5) and they made three babies. They called them (Person 6), (Person 7) and (Object 6) and lived happily ever after.

The end.



An Example:

My Words:
People: 1) ShlupQuack 2) The Man 3) Raistlin 4) Xander 5) Loony BoB 6) HOOTERS 7) Leeza.
Objects: 1) Razor Blade 2) Beach Ball 3) Stapler 4) Catsuit 5) Hot Air Balloon 6) Bleys' Crotch.
Body Part: Kneecap.
Sentence of Speech: "Cheese is overrated".
Place: Finland.
Animal: Cute Furry Kitten.

So, my story would be as follows:

One day, ShlupQuack was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of The Man's Kneecap popped up on the screen. ShlupQuack was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that The Man was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Razor Blade browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Beach Ball porn from the Internet. ShlupQuack quickly ate a Stapler in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Raistlin was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Xander! Raistlin then threw a Catsuit in Xander's face and shouted "Cheese is overrated!" "You son of a Hot Air Balloon", shouted Xander and retreated.

Raistlin then went to Finland and saw Loony BoB eating a Cute Furry Kitten burger. Raistlin fell in love with Loony BoB and they made three babies. They called them HOOTERS, Leeza and Bleys' Crotch and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Go on, have a go. It's good fun. :D

[Rye]

One day, Baloki was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Levian's Hand popped up on the screen.Baloki was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Levian was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the chair browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded pillow porn from the Internet. Baloki quickly ate a penguin in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Xander was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Psychotic! Xander then threw a AOL CD in Psychotic's face and shouted I like Swords! "You son of a Shrub", shouted Psychotic and retreated.

Xander then went to Brazil and saw Denmark eating a Unicorn burger. Xander fell in love with Denmark and they made three babies. They called them jebusabsolute, Immortal and child and lived happily ever after.

The end.


xD You son of a Shrub!

[Cz]

Sure, why not?

One day, Mikztsu was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Loony BoB's coccyx popped up on the screen. Mikztsu was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Loony BoB was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Table-tennis bat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded parsnip porn from the Internet. Mikztsu quickly ate a sub-woofer in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Xander was walking down the street when she bumped into Psychotic! Xander then threw a protractor in Psychotic's face and shouted "Down with Senior Management! "You son of a Helmet", shouted Psychotic, and retreated.

Xander then went to Atlantis and saw Big D eating a Sloth burger. Xander fell in love with Big D and they made three babies. They called them BatChao, HOOTERS and Wigwam and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Very amusing indeed. Looking forward to everyone else's submissions.

[Leeza]

One day, <b>Xander</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Baloki's arm</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Xander</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that <b>Baloki</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>Chair</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>jelly jar</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Xander</b> quickly ate a <b>plant</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, <b>Loony BoB</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>Raistlin</b>! <b>Loony BoB</b> then threw a <b>speaker</b> in <b>Raistlin's</b> face and shouted <b>"It is cold!"</b> "You son of a <b>computer</b>", shouted <b>Raistlin</b> and retreated.

<b>Loony BoB</b> then went to <b>the beach</b> and saw <b>Del Murder</b> eating a <b>cow</b> burger. <b>Loony BoB</b> fell in love with <b>Del Murder</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>HOOTERS</b>, <b>ShlupQuack</b> and <b>Microwave</b> and lived happily ever after.

[Misfit]

One day, Leeza was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS ear lobe popped up on the screen. Leeza was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERS was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the slinky browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded sword porn from the Internet. Leeza quickly ate a stripper in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Rye! Psychotic then threw a squirrel in Rye's face and shouted "We like the moon!" "You son of a sausage", shouted Rye and retreated.

Psychotic then went to the moon and saw Denmark eating a wombat burger. Psychotic fell in love with Denmark and they made three babies. They called them Shoyku, Immortal and Carpet and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Erdrick Holmes]

One day, Joel was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Misfit's foot popped up on the screen. Joel was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Joel was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the PS2 browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Xbox porn from the Internet. Joel quickly ate a Firefox in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, RSL was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Mecakane! RSL then threw a bandaid in Mecakane's face and shouted "I cut you, you cockroach"! "You son of a baseball bat", shouted Mecakane and retreated.

RSL then went to France and saw Citizen Bleys eating a elephent burger. RSL fell in love with Citizen Bleys and they made three babies. They called them Ansem, Agent Proto and bottle of aspirin and lived happily ever after.

[Del Murder]

One day, Big D was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Yamaneko's pinky toe popped up on the screen. Big D was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Yamaneko was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the toilet browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded baseball bat porn from the Internet. Big D quickly ate a Carney Lansford bobblehead in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, The Captain was walking down the street when he/she bumped into edczxcvbnm! The Captain then threw a Final Fantasy VIII Disc 2 in edczxcvbnm's face and shouted 'I'm leaving the message board forever!' 'You son of a dog dish', shouted edczxcvbnm and retreated.

The Captain then went to Denmark and saw Meat Puppet eating a rooster burger. The Captain fell in love with Meat Puppet and they made three babies. They called them Rusty, Leeza and Maxim and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Rusty]

The Story:

One day, Misfit was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Divinitys Belly Button popped up on the screen. Misfit was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Divinity was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Playstation browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Vegemite porn from the Internet. Misfit quickly ate a Toliet in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Lionheart Griever was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Xander! Lionheart Griever then threw a Rock in Xander's face and shouted "Dont you dare take over the world with Ice cubes!". "You son of a Chicken Nugget", shouted Xander and retreated.

Lionheart Griever then went to Australia and saw Santa eating a Turtle burger. Lionheart Griever fell in love with Santa and they made three babies. They called them Rye, HOOTERS and Trash Compactor and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[SomethingBig]

One day, SomethingBig was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Leeza's hand popped up on the screen. SomethingBig was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Leeza was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Baseball Bat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded popsicle porn from the Internet. SomethingBig quickly ate a Hamburger in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rainecloud was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Dr Unne! Rainecloud then threw a duckbill in Dr Unne's face and shouted You China...! "You son of a building", shouted Dr Unne and retreated.

Rainecloud then went to Alaska and saw Shoyku eating a blue-footed booby burger. Rainecloud fell in love with Shoyku and they made three babies. They called them sephxangel, Joel and Dungheap and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Heh. That was fun.

[DMKA]

One day, Ansem was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Del Murder's Ass popped up on the screen. Ansem was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Del murder was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Coffee Cup browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Cordless Phone porn from the Internet. Ansem quickly ate a Sack of Potatoes in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Agent Proto was walking down the street when he bumped into Joel! Agent Proto then threw a Toilet in Joel's face and shouted "My Fellow Americans"! "You son of a Gay Pride Flag!", shouted Joel and retreated.

Agent Proto then went to Disneyland and saw Yamaneko eating a Panther burger. Agent Proto fell in love with Yamaneko and they made three babies. They called them TheAbominatrix, Leeza and Dr Pepper Can and lived happily ever after.

The end.

The sack of potatoes shocked me because it fit perfectly and made sense. xD

[SomethingBig]

In another part of the world, Agent Proto was walking down the street when he bumped into Joel! Agent Proto then threw a Toilet in Joel's face and shouted "My Fellow Americans"!

HAHAHAHAHA XD XD Wow, that part's great. 5 thumbs up.

[square_is_the_best]

One day, SITB(me) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Ansem’s big toe popped up on the screen. SITB was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Ansem was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the phone book browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded controller porn from the Internet. SITB quickly ate a car in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rainecloud was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Cloud_Strife_X! Rainecloud then threw a Frisbee in Cloud_Strife_X’s face and shouted Yo quiero tu madre! "You son of a lamp post", shouted Cloud_Strife_X and retreated.

Rainecloud then went to Spira and saw SomethingBig eating a Bengal Tiger burger. Rainecloud fell in love with SomethingBig and they made three babies. They called them Del Murder, Xander and couch and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[-N-]

*changes title to EoFF Madlibs*

One day, Kishi was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of KB's elbow popped up on the screen. Kishi was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that KB was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Dollar browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded envelope porn from the Internet. Kishi quickly ate a TV in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, PG was walking down the street when he bumped into eest! PG then threw a horseradish in eest's face and shouted "Death! We are surrounded by it!" "You son of a lemur", shouted eest and retreated.

PG then went to inside POD's bowels and saw FoA eating a duck-billed platypus burger. PG fell in love with FoA and they made three babies. They called them Big D, The Captain and Hungry Hungry Hippos and lived happily ever after.

The end.

*I really wish I was kidding about the Big D / Captain thing, but I really did pick those names. Their subliminal influence grows!
*Same thing with the lemur. I really picked lemur. You and your damn example, Rainecloud.

edit: The Captain then threw a Final Fantasy VIII Disc 2 in edczxcvbnm's face and shouted 'I'm leaving the message board forever!'
Hilarious.

[Daryl]

One day, Tsunami Bren was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Kawaii Ryuukishi's left foot popped up on the screen. Tsunami Bren was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Kawaii Ryuukishi was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Pen browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded CD porn from the Internet. Tsunami Bren quickly ate a taco in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Dr Unne was walking down the street when he bumped into Gau! Dr Unne then threw a shell in Gau's face and shouted "I'm a cucumber!" "You son of a school bus", shouted Gau and retreated.

Dr Unne then went to The Basement and saw Leeza eating a cat burger. Dr Unne fell in love with Leeza and they made three babies. They called them Cid, ShlupQuack and Chair and lived happily ever after.

[bennator]

One day, <b>Sean</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Dr Unne's</b> <b>Eyebrow</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Sean</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that <b>Dr Unne</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>Magazine</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>Airplane</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Sean</b> quickly ate a <b>glass</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, <b>Bleys</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>bennator</b>! <b> Bleys</b> then threw a <b>bomb</b> in <b>bennator's</b> face and shouted <b>"I ish too drunk to talk"</b>! "You son of a <b>Computer</b>", shouted <b>bennator</b> and retreated.

<b>Bleys</b> then went to <b>The dark side of the moon</b> and saw <b>Fuzakeru</b> eating a <b>Whale</b> burger. <b>Bleys</b> fell in love with <b>Fuzakeru</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>Loony Bob</b>, <b>RSL</b> and <b>Hawk</b> and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Loony BoB]

A) Seven People
Loony BoB
Rye
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
Cid
Sean's Wife
Gau
B) Six Objects (Any random object, but in the singular sense. IE - Penguin, not Penguins).
a roll of toilet paper
a slinky
a vacuum cleaner
an electric toothbrush
an autographed picture of Matt LeBlanc giving a "how you doin'?" look
a brown paper bag
C) One Body Part.
tongue
D) One Sentence of Speech (IE - "You son of a lemur" or "I like President Bush").
"Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself."
E) One Place (a restaurant, landmark, country...anything).
a bath tub
F) One Animal.
a platypus

*will edit soon*

EDIT:
One day, Loony BoB was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Rye's tongue popped up on the screen. Loony BoB was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Rye was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Toilet Paper Roll browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded slinky porn from the Internet. Loony BoB quickly ate a vacuum cleaner in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he bumped into ShlupQuack! Psychotic then threw an electric toothbrush in ShlupQuack's face and shouted "Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!" "You son of an autographed picture of Matt LeBlanc giving a 'how you doin'? look!", shouted ShlupQuack and retreated.

Psychotic then went to a bath tub and saw Cid eating a platypus burger. Psychotic fell in love with Cid and they made three babies. They called them Sean's Wife, Gau and A Brown Paper Bag and lived happily ever after.

The end.

o_o;

[Logan]

I did this and then my computer crashed. So I did it again! ;0

One day, (Evelia) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Giggles’)(thigh) popped up on the screen. (Evelia) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Giggles) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (pencil) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (cat) porn from the Internet. (Evelia) quickly ate a (book) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Calliope) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (ShlupQuack)! (Calliope) then threw a (plate) in (ShlupQuack’s) face and shouted (I lost 200 pounds with SlimFast!)! "You son of a (fork)", shouted (ShlupQuack) and retreated.

(Calliope) then went to (Canada) and saw (CloudDragon) eating a (penguin) burger. (Calliope) fell in love with (CloudDragon) and they made three babies. They called them (Rye), (MecaKane) and (towel) and lived happily ever after

[Female Ryuichi]

One day,Psychotic was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Rye's stomach popped up on the screen. Psychotic was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Rye was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Monkey browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Banana porn from the Internet.Psychotic quickly ate a house in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Baloki was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Loony BoB! Baloki then threw a llama in Loony BoB's face and shouted My best friends are cabbages!" "You son of a Emu!", shouted Loony BoB and retreated.

Baloki then went to France and saw TasteyPies eating a Turtle burger.Baloki fell in love with TasteyPies and they made three babies. They called them Denmark, VampireChrono[/b] and light bulb and lived happily ever after.

The end.


"Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!" "You son of an autographed picture of Matt LeBlanc giving a 'how you doin'? look!", shouted ShlupQuack and retreated.

Classy

[SeeDRankLou]

One day, eternalshiva was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Ansem's right thumb popped up on the screen. eternalshiva was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Ansem was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Pen browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded apple porn from the Internet. eternalshiva quickly ate a fork in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, LoonyBoB was walking down the street when he bumped into Joel! LoonyBoB then threw a speaker in Joel's face and shouted Pi equals circumference divided by diamter! "You son of a napkin!", shouted Joel and retreated.

LoonyBoB then went to McDonald's and saw Leeza eating a rabbit burger. LoonyBoB fell in love with Leeza and they made three babies. They called them SomethingBig, zacks_clone and TV Guide and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Loony BoB]

What is it with you people and trying to get me pregnant? Five kids is enough, I don't want any more, thank you very much!

[Meat Puppet]

The Story:

One day, Arche was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS boob popped up on the screen. Archewas horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERSwas using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Toilet seat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded pepsi can porn from the Internet. Arche quickly ate a television in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Leeza was walking down the street when he/she bumped into TastyPies! Leeza then threw a mickey mouse clock in TastyPies face and shouted "Would you like floppy fish sticks with that?"! "You son of a pokémon doll", shouted TastyPies and retreated.

Leeza then went to sewer system and saw Misfit eating a dodo bird burger. Leeza fell in love with Misfit and they made three babies. They called them Agent Proto, Flying Mullet and sexy guitar and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Kirobaito]

One day, Jebus was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of CloudDragon's uvula popped up on the screen. Jebus was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that CloudDragon was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Hat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Car porn from the Internet. Jebus quickly ate a Marionette in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rye was walking down the street when she bumped into prinzeofdarknez! Rye then threw a cup in princeofdarknez's face and shouted "I eat tires!" "You son of a skittle", shouted princeofdarknez and retreated.

Rye then went to Texas and saw fire_of_avalon eating a dog burger. Rye fell in love with fire_of_avalon and they made three babies. They called them Strider, Baloki, and Box and lived happily ever after.

The End

[Fuzakeru]

The Story:

One day, Rye was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Psychotic's evil toenail fungus popped up on the screen. Rye was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Psychotic was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the haggard corn of doom browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded old, fat guy plumber buttcrack porn from the Internet. Rye quickly ate a cleverly disguised kitty cat in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, VaShYmAn was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Baloki! VaShyMaN then threw an old pair of grandfather's boxers in Baloki's face and shouted "Who's bed has your boots been under?!!" "You son of a finely cut piece of sasuage!", shouted Baloki and retreated.

VaShYmaN then went to someplace over the rainbow and saw Fuzakeru eating a diseased penguin burger. VaShYmAn fell in love with Fuzakeru and they made three babies. They called them Kirobaito, Meat Puppet, and Xander and lived happily ever after.

The end.

O_o;; Wow. -shrugs- I ended up with Myles so I'm good with it . . . except the diseased penguin meat burger I ate.

[Cloud_99]

O.K here we go:

One day, RaineCloud was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Laguna's arm popped up on the screen. RaineCloud was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out thatLaguna was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Mobile Phone browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded watch porn from the Internet. Laguna quickly ate a box in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, The Captin was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Divinity ! The Captin then threw a pair of panties in Divinity's face and shouted If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says... When she says she loves me ! "You son of a cloak ", shouted Divinity and retreated.

The Captain then went to Hell and saw Devilmaykickass eating a mongolian tusoc moth burger. The Captain fell in love with Devilmaykickass and they made three babies. They called them Flying Mullet , Rye and Magasine and lived happily ever after.

The end.

lol that was one of the biggest laughs I've had in a while but I don't like the fact that this story implies that Flying Mullet and Rye are the love children of The Captin and Devilmaykickass. :eek:

[omnitarian]

Why do all of the varieties of porn created in this thread sound chillingly creatable?

[UltimateSpamGrover]

this story is too sickenening to watch O_o

[Rainecloud]

My personal highlights so far:

The Captain then went to Hell and saw Devilmaykickass eating a mongolian tusoc moth burger.

Psychotic then threw an electric toothbrush in ShlupQuack's face and shouted "Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!"

It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded old, fat guy plumber buttcrack porn from the Internet.

I'm pleased with the results thus far.

EDIT BY BoB: Hey, that was me that posted that, not Psy. *credit-hog* :(

[HOOTERS]

One day, Leeza was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS's armpit popped up on the screen. Leeza was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERS was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the sandwich browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded hair spray porn from the Internet. Leeza quickly ate a vibrator in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Osama Bin Laden was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Rosie O'Donnell! Osama Bin Laden then threw a giant laser in Rosie O'Donnell's face and shouted "Me so horny, me love you long time!" "You son of a carrot", shouted Rosie O'Donnell and retreated.

Osama Bin Laden then went to Bill Clinton's bed and saw Wyllius eating a giraffe burger. Osama Bin Laden fell in love with Wyllius and they made three babies. They called them a hobo, George W. Bush and Oprah Winfrey and lived happily ever after.

[Takara]

The Story:

One day, The Captain was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Kawaii Ryuukishi's belly button popped up on the screen. The Captain was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Kawaii Ryuukishi was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Empty Pepsi Can browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded smelly cat litterbox porn from the Internet. The Captain quickly ate a polka-dotted umbrella in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Loony BoB was walking down the street when he bumped into Big D! Loony BoB then threw a life-size "You are going to love me" Rinoa doll in Big D's face and shouted "Swordchucks, yo!" "You son of a plastic butterknife", shouted Big D and retreated.

Loony BoB then went to the seventeenth moon of Saturn and saw Xander eating an iguana burger. Loony BoB fell in love with Xander and they made three babies. They called them ShlupQuack, The Man and Rubber Ducky and lived happily ever after.

The end.

o.O

[Xander]

One day, Baloki was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Rainecloud's butt popped up on the screen. Baloki was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Rainecloud was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Walrus browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded red dwarf dvd porn from the Internet. Baloki quickly ate a Gameboy Advance in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Lindz was walking down the street when he bumped into Winged Sorceress! Lindz then threw a teddy bear in Winged Sorceress' face and shouted "You suck"! "You son of a Kingdom Hearts game", shouted Winged Sorceress and retreated.

Lindz then went to England and saw Psychotic eating a Walrus burger. Lindz fell in love with Psychotic and they made three babies. They called them Rye, Denmark and Fluffy thing and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Omg Baloki looked at Rainecloud's butt and Lindz fell in love with Psychotic!! I love this thing. xD

[Baloki]

Omg Baloki looked at Rainecloud's butt and Lindz fell in love with Psychotic!! I love this thing. xD

I see, and who are you again? :D

[m4tt]

Del Murder, Halan, Loony BoB, Spaceman Spiff, TheAbominatrix, Gau, BatChao
X-men Comic Book, Chris Farley DVD, Cell Phone, Wireless Mouse, Quarter, Rubber Band
Stomach
I wanna sex you up
Disneyland
Monkey

One day, Del Murder was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Halan's Stomach popped up on the screen. Del Murder was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Halan was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the X-men Comic Book browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Chris Farley DVD porn from the Internet. Del Murder quickly ate a Cell Phone in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Loony BoB was walking down the street when he bumped into Spaceman Spiff! Loony BoB then threw a Wireless Mouse in Spaceman Spiff's face and shouted "I wanna sex you up!" "You son of a Quarter", shouted Spaceman Spiff and retreated.

Loony BoB then went to Disneyland and saw TheAbominatrix eating a Monkey burger. Loony BoB fell in love with TheAbominatrix and they made three babies. They called them Gau, BatChao and Rubber Band and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[RSL]

One day, <b>Naitsirk</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Sir Tyler of Narshe's thumb</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Naitsirk</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that <b>Sir Tyler of Narshe</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>rollercoaster</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>straw</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Naitsirk</b> quickly ate a <b>tin can</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, <b>IGN64Skanker</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>Jojo</b>! <b>Skanker</b> then threw a <b>Cell Phone</b> in <b>Jojo's</b> face and shouted <b>"I woke up this morning with a frog in my throat!</b> "You son of a <b>candy bar!</b>", shouted <b>Jojo</b> and retreated.

<b>Skanker</b> then went to <b>Istanbul</b> and saw <b>SeedRankLou</b> eating a <b>toad</b> burger. <b>Skanker</b> fell in love with <b>SeedRankLou</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>Gau</b>, <b>Dr Unne</b> and <b>Motorcycle</b> and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Citizen Bleys]

Oh, a mad lib.

Note: "dog egg" doesn't actually refer to any sort of poultry product, but rather something which is laid by an actual dog.

One day, Joel was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of eest's uvula popped up on the screen. Joel was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that eest was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Beer Bottle browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Box of rubbers porn from the Internet. Joel quickly ate a giant sack of dog egg in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Yams was walking down the street when he bumped into WesLY! Yams then threw a bucket of maggots in WesLY's face and shouted "This community means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot!" "You son of a bucket of maggots", shouted WesLY and retreated.

Yams then went to the Hills of Andelain and saw RSL eating a Wombat burger. Yams fell in love with RSL and they made three babies. They called them Unne, Doomgaze and Huge Bucket of Chicken and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Yamaneko]

One day, (Del Murder) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Citizen Bleys) (Finger) popped up on the screen. (Del Murder) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Citizen Bleys) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Cup) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (Modem) porn from the Internet. (Del Murder) quickly ate a (Tower) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Dr Unne) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (RSL)! (Dr Unne) then threw a (Pencil) in (RSL's) face and shouted (It's probably a coincidence I picked all guys)! "You son of a (Asphalt)", shouted (RSL) and retreated.

(Dr Unne) then went to (Uranus) and saw (Raistlin) eating a (Goat) burger. (Dr Unne) fell in love with (Raistlin) and they made three babies. They called them (Gau), (Loony BoB) and (Textpad) and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Great God Om]

One day, Rainecloud was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Great god om's shell popped up on the screen. Rainecloud was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Great god om was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the cheese browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded lettuce porn from the Internet. Rainecloud quickly ate a eagle in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Citizen bleys was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Meat puppet! Citizen Bleys then threw a Priest in Meat puppets face and shouted "May you genitals sprout wings and fly away"! "You son of a thunderbolt", shouted Meat puppet and retreated.
Citizen bleys then went to church and saw HOOTERS eating a Ferret burger. Citizen bleys fell in love with HOOTERS and they made three babies. They called them Baloki, Leeza and Turtle and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Loony BoB]

(Dr Unne) fell in love with (Raistlin) and they made three babies. They called them (Gau), (Loony BoB) and (Textpad) and lived happily ever after.
Oh man. That's a great name. I'm calling my first kid Textpad.

[SpiritWolf]

One day, SpirtWolf was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Xander's head popped up on the screen. SpiritWolf was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Xander was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Beagle browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded PS2 porn from the Internet. SpiritWolf quickly ate a keyboard in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Del Murder was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Balokai! Del Murder then threw a Tree in Balokai's face and shouted I want to pet a wolf! "You son of a crab", shouted Balokai and retreated.

Del Murder then went to Burger King and saw The Captain eating a fox burger. Del Murder fell in love with The Captain and they made three babies. They called them Rye, Big D and Horse and lived happily ever after.

The end.

That was amussing

[UltimateSpamGrover]

XD

This is really funny...

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm especially amused by the part about Joel eating dog cookies.

[Flying Mullet]

One day, King Bahamut was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of eternalshiva's face popped up on the screen. King Bahamut was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that eternalshiva was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the used burger wrapper browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded chihuahua porn from the Internet. King Bahamut quickly ate a pencil in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Loony BoB was walking down the street when he/she bumped into SeedRankLou! Loony BoB then threw a booger in SeedRankLou's face and shouted "I don't want no drama from no baby's mama"! "You son of a telephone", shouted SeedRankLou and retreated.

Loony BoB then went to the gas station and saw Baloki eating a chimpanzee burger. Loony BoB fell in love with Baloki and they made three babies. They called them Rye, DocFrance and deoderant and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Baloki]

Loony BoB fell in love with Baloki


Awwwww, my first love *snuggles*

[Rase]

One day, RaineCloud was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Loony Bob's Eyelash popped up on the screen. RaineCloud was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Looney Bob was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Ball browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Car porn from the Internet. RaineCloud quickly ate a Sword in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, The Captian was walking down the street when he bumped into Big D! The Captian then threw a DVD in Big D's face and shouted “I wish I was a giant clam!”! "You son of a Bottle", shouted Big D and retreated.

The Captian then went to Alaska and saw Dark_Paladin_Cecil eating a Wolf burger. The Captian fell in love with Dark_Paladin_Cecil and they made three babies. They called them Xander, Leeza and Space Ship and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[sephxangel]

One day, sephxangel was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Silmaril's leg popped up on the screen. sephxangel was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Silmaril was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the pencil browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Book porn from the Internet. Sephxangel quickly ate a Alien in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Mik ! Psychotic then threw a Squirrel in Mik's face and shouted "Damn you all to hell"! "You son of a Butter", shouted Mik and retreated.

Psychotic then went to Amanohashidate and saw Misfit eating a Horse burger. Psychotic fell in love with Misfit and they made three babies. They called them Joel, Dingo_Jellybean and Glue and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Trumpet Thief]

One day, (Rusty) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Jebus') (Eye) popped up on the screen. (Rusty) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Jebus) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Lousy) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (chicken) porn from the Internet. (Rusty) quickly ate a (Smilie) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Ansem) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (Lionheart Griever)! (Ansem) then threw a (Yaoi Fudge Cookie) in (Lionheart Griever's) face and shouted (Is that you god?)! "You son of a (Mother!)", shouted (Lionheart Griever) and retreated.

(Ansem) then went to (Halloween Town) and saw (Materia Blade VII) eating a (Pumpkin) burger. (Ansem) fell in love with (Materia Blade VII) and they made three babies. They called them (Gau), (SeedRankLou) and (Cait Sith) and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[OneWingedAngel89]

One day, Chibi Yokai was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of RaineClauds Arm popped up on the screen. Chibi was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that RaineCloud was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Pen browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded X-box porn from the Internet. RaineCloud quickly ate a Playstation 2 in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, chu52 was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Anderin Range! chu52 then threw a Phone in Anderin Ranges's face and shouted yeah... Right! "You son of a Chair!", shouted Anderin Range and retreated.

chu52 then went to the mall and saw Ansem eating a Cat burger. chu52 fell in love with Ansem and they made three babies. They called them Xander, Flying Mullet and Personal Computer and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Giggles]

One day, (Winged Sorceress) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (CloudDragon's) (ear) popped up on the screen. (Winged Sorceress) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (CloudDragon) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (doorknob) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (potato) porn from the Internet. (Winged Sorceress) quickly ate a (keyboard) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (MecaKane) was walking down the street when he bumped into (Evelia)! (MecaKane) then threw a (popsicle) in (Evelia's) face and shouted (Suck it, Trebek)! "You son of a (Pen!)", shouted (Evelia) and retreated.

(MecaKane) then went to (Canada) and saw (Misfit) eating a (three-toed Sloth) burger. (MecaKane) fell in love with (Misfit) and they made three babies. They called them (Giga Guess), (Leeza) and (Platypus) and lived happily ever after.

The end.


Wow, mine worked out well with Kane and Mifit! ... :x!

I like this game! :D

[Nait]

<b>Naitsirk</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.





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