Americas Funniest Noob Stories

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Please post any noobish stuff you've heard/overheard/dealt with/done or seen

Pleaese keep the noob's name/server anonymous thank you..

[Del Murder]

We have a thread that was made not too long ago with a similar topic found here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=47130). So if you have a story post it in there.