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Nait
07-15-2004, 06:24 PM
Well, Eyesonian Prophet. I want y'all, hear now, to make a prophecy or two about the happenings from today to the end of the week, which is Sunday 24:00. Whom has the best prophecies win.

Here goes.

I prophetise this, I prophetise thus, there will be an explosion in a bus. Three people killed, four people maimed, the other's were lucky bastards cause the bomber so badly aimed.

Psychotic
07-15-2004, 06:30 PM
I prophesise that I will breathe in and out on numerous occasions sometime this week. I also prophesise that... uh... I'll be made admin here! Yeah :)

Yamaneko
07-15-2004, 06:34 PM
I prophetize that this thread will be closed exactly on Sunday July 18, 2004, at 12:00pm, Pacific Standard Time.

Logan
07-15-2004, 06:34 PM
I prophesize that Psy will choke on his muffin signature, thus he cannot be admin.

K-chan
07-15-2004, 06:45 PM
I prophezise that I will be bitten by a small white dog named Jin

Female Ryuichi
07-15-2004, 07:10 PM
I prophezise that a high ranking admin will be slayed by a wild boar.

Rye
07-15-2004, 07:31 PM
I prophesize that people are going to make a thread just like this, except change it a little bit and call it their own. :P

Kaos Nishiakari
07-15-2004, 07:38 PM
I prophesize that you all are wrong

Breine
07-15-2004, 07:40 PM
I prophesize that tomorrow is Friday o_O

fire_of_avalon
07-15-2004, 09:08 PM
I prophesy that prophesy is the verb form of prophecy, and that my sister will fall down and scrape her knee in exactly 45 seconds. *pushes sister down*

I HAVE A GIFT!

Trumpet Thief
07-15-2004, 09:12 PM
I prophesize that we will die in 5 days.

Maxico
07-15-2004, 09:15 PM
I prophosise that the smileys will take revenge for being enslaved for all of these years, jump out of the computers and bore a small hole in peoples heads, controling their minds and making you walk around with stupid smiles on your face FOREVER

:D

he may be smiling but hes out to get YOU

Dr Unne
07-15-2004, 09:34 PM
I prophesy that even though it's already been pointed out, and even though I'm pointing it out again, that people will continue to use various non-existent words in place of the actual verb-form of prophecy, i.e. prophesy.

Yamaneko
07-15-2004, 09:41 PM
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prophetize :(

Rainecloud
07-15-2004, 09:59 PM
I forsee thousands of newbies joining in the very near future - possibly tomorrow.

I then see a mass evacuation of the board, and many suicides.

Nait
07-15-2004, 10:32 PM
I prophesy that even though it's already been pointed out, and even though I'm pointing it out again, that people will continue to use various non-existent words in place of the actual verb-form of prophecy, i.e. prophesy.



http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prophetize

<i>And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Iíll say it clear,
Iíll state my case, of which Iím certain.

Iíve lived a life thatís full.
Iíve traveled each and evíry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, Iíve had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, Iím sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

Iíve loved, Iíve laughed and cried.
Iíve had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"no, oh no not me,
I did it my way".

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!</i>

sephxangel
07-16-2004, 02:35 AM
I prophesize that I will not go to school tomorrow, thus adding more to my unexcused absences.

chu52
07-16-2004, 02:56 AM
I prophosise that Stephen King will die while writeing the last book in his popular Dark Tower series and the last thing he ever writes on this plane of exsistence is:
15
And Roland opened the door reveiling what he was looking for lough these many years, he finally came to the Dark Tower.
16

At that point King will lie down thinking that tommorow he will continue the next day. He will never wake up as he suffers a heart faliure at 2:47 a.m. and never wakes up again.

-N-
07-16-2004, 03:13 AM
Nait is classy because he knows Frank Sinatra.

Casey
07-16-2004, 03:29 AM
I prophesize somebody will die due to cancer in the next 24 hours.
I prophesize somebody will die due to starvation in the next 24 hours.
I prophosize a child will die at premature birth in the next 24 hours.
I prophosize somebody will get rapped in the next 24 hours.
I prophosize somebody will die due to drug over dose in the next 24 hours.
I prophosize somebody will die due to a car accident in the next 24 hours.
I prophosize a car bombing in the middle east will happen in the next 5 days.
I prophosize the Islamic Extremists will capture another civilian contractor and hold him/her for ransom, and maybe decapitate his/her head in the next week.
I prophosize that Armstrong will win the bike race over in France.


I win.

Erdrick Holmes
07-16-2004, 03:35 AM
I prophesize that I will wake up at the crack of noon, read the newspaper for awhile, make a few phonecalls for cars, play Guilty Gear X2, go to the bathroom, and go to bed.

Dr Unne
07-16-2004, 04:22 AM
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prophesize

Casey
07-16-2004, 04:29 AM
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prophesize


Ok ok, we cant spell. :D

Shoeberto
07-16-2004, 04:31 AM
I forsee me staying up late tonight, waking up late tomorrow, and finding a solution to world hunger.

I'm hoping to average at least a 33.3-% on that.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-16-2004, 05:02 AM
I prophosise that Stephen King will die while writeing the last book in his popular Dark Tower series and the last thing he ever writes on this plane of exsistence is:
15
And Roland opened the door reveiling what he was looking for lough these many years, he finally came to the Dark Tower.
16

At that point King will lie down thinking that tommorow he will continue the next day. He will never wake up as he suffers a heart faliure at 2:47 a.m. and never wakes up again.
He kinda already wrote that book. Nice try, though.

chu52
07-18-2004, 09:36 PM
no there is still one too be written, the sixth one just came out and it takes him a while to get back onto writing them

Fuzakeru
07-18-2004, 10:33 PM
no there is still one too be written, the sixth one just came out and it takes him a while to get back onto writing them
Come now! It doesn't take him THAT long to come out with the books. -extreme sarcasm-
I predict that Myles's flight will arrive at New Orleans safely and my car will make the two hour trip there. -prays-

Rainecloud
07-18-2004, 10:48 PM
I predict that I will change my sig a couple of hundred times this week.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-19-2004, 06:50 PM
no there is still one too be written, the sixth one just came out and it takes him a while to get back onto writing them
Hi. It's coming out in September. Yes, it has already been written.

http://www.stephenking.com/images/dt7/dt7.jpg

Ta-da.

chu52
07-20-2004, 01:40 AM
damn all my theroires and endless hours of meditation are for nought!

Triple T
07-20-2004, 02:49 PM
I prohesize that I will be going out in 10 minutes :aimwink: