View Full Version : wow look a newb

07-20-2004, 05:07 AM
hey all im a newb yes and i even made a newb post (which i rarely do) you better be nice or i'll have to pull a can of woop a$$ on ya j/K :D but yeah ok so hi and i would love to meet all of you.

Big D
07-20-2004, 05:13 AM
Welcome to EoFF!:)

As a moderator, I've gotta suggest you change your signature a little bit... I know you've censored the swearing, and that's great, but some people still get offended by that kinda stuff.

But anyway, welcome and have fun!:cool:

07-20-2004, 05:16 AM
I want to see your can of whoopass. Here's mine.


07-20-2004, 07:11 AM
hi, new person. enjoy one of my very few posts. welcome.

07-20-2004, 07:16 AM
You have kirk81's avatar. I suggest you change it.

07-20-2004, 09:20 AM
Hi, I'm a Noob as well. This is my first post.

07-20-2004, 09:20 AM
Welcome to the Asylum
Hope to steal your sanity!

07-20-2004, 09:29 AM
death to all noobs.

hi and welcome.

07-20-2004, 09:34 AM
Welcome to Eyes On FF! :D

07-20-2004, 12:45 PM
You have kirk81's avatar. I suggest you change it.


That was the first thing I though of when I saw this! Scared me :eek: !

Welcome to a very addictive forum :mad:

07-20-2004, 03:49 PM
Hey hey newbie ;)

07-20-2004, 03:59 PM
im a newB too !! ;)

07-20-2004, 04:01 PM
So many newbies in one place, we know what this calls for, an out of date Newbie pack, one each, no pushing or shouting guys:

Welcome Pack version 6.123, now with added stablility, reliablity and performance, please allow 4 days for patches to download :D

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by Kero (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO! Oh yes and if you head into on of the basement labratories you will find little Female Ryuichi (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9025) baking the latest batch of Yaoi (http://www.yaoishrine.com/whatisyaoi.htm) Fudge Cookies ready for distribution.

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies). You've also got to be careful of etc (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=191), well he changes his name so often, he'll get you, get you I sayyyyy!!!!

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

07-20-2004, 04:07 PM
Hi! Take off your shoes and sit a spell.

07-20-2004, 04:55 PM
death to all noobs.

hi and welcome.

Such a welcoming bunch we have here...


Although I'm a no0b myself, I'd like to extend an olive bra... ah... screw it.

Welcome. *Nods*

07-20-2004, 05:54 PM
welcome to ya..im kinda new too so yeh..welcome.

07-20-2004, 05:54 PM
Hi there, and welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

*hands you a complimentary hand cleanser*

07-20-2004, 05:55 PM
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. HI. HI. :razz:

07-20-2004, 06:05 PM
well thanxs i feel really welcomed now ^^ this site looks fun and my old sis (19) decide that its was so cool she will join too! neat huh well yeah thanxs all of ya :D

07-20-2004, 06:08 PM
Hi :) Have fun here! :strut: Have a strutting sock dude. :cool:

07-20-2004, 06:35 PM
hey welcome!

07-20-2004, 06:49 PM
death to all noobs.

NEVER!!!! ...*gets a weird look from everyone*
Wow, so many newbies on this thread! welcome all and hope to see ya around the forums!

07-20-2004, 07:17 PM
Welcome to EoFF. Don't be a playa hata.

02-01-2016, 12:39 PM
Welcome to EOFF!

Hope you stick around :D

02-01-2016, 01:32 PM
I don't think this newbie will hang around, so I'm just gonna close this thread.

02-01-2016, 03:25 PM
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. HI. HI. :razz:hi though.