To not call list

[Erdrick Holmes]

I got 12 telemarketer calls in the last half hour. Where can I sign up on the "Don not call" list?

[Shlup]

Call your phone company?

[Logan]

The list sucks, because we signed up and we still get them.

[Agent Proto]

I got 12 telemarketer calls in the last half hour. Where can I sign up on the "Don not call" list?

Just tell Don not to call.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Just tell Don not to call.
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[Psychotic]

Joel, phone 911 and give them the password "Help, I'm being murdered" and give them your address.

They'll stop the telemarketers getting you. :)

[Meow]

Perhaps you would best do irreparable damage to your telephone.

Or you could enroll in the local college and move into a dorm, where the only calls would be at three in the morning for last semester's tenant. Allegedly named Elise.

[Triple T]

Unplug the phone and tell relatives/friends to e-mail you.

[DMKA]

Or you could enroll in the local college and move into a dorm, where the only calls would be at three in the morning for last semester's tenant. Allegedly named Elise.
Best advice so far. xD

[Mr. Graves]

Just tell Don not to call.

xDD

Make sure you're not listed in the phone book, for one. Or in any other directory.

[m4tt]

Just tell Don not to call.

That was hillarious. Well done! :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

I'd keep my phone unplugged but I'm waiting for Job interview calls. I swear, the next telemarketer that calls me I will swear at them repeatedly till they hang up.

[Casey]

Do Not Call List (www.donotcall.gov)

Ever since I registered there, I havnt gotten a telemarketer call ever since. Maybe just less then 3, for the past year. Which is GOOD. :)

[Erdrick Holmes]

Thanks alot.

[Meow]

Third Cardinal Rule of EoFF: Ye shalt only correct when of a purity of scathingly acerbic wit.