EoFF City

[Loony BoB]

Baloki's little welcome pack inspired me. If EoFF were a city, where would you fit in? Job? Large house, small house? What about everyone else? What would the names of the shops in the area, who would own them? Names of lakes, rivers etc? Let us know as much as you can think up.

[Mo-Nercy]

I'd be living in a little hut in the industrial sector. People who know who I am think I'm crazy and would rather not know I am. In my past, I was in fact a brilliant genius with a promising future but I blew all my savings on a backwater company, BoB Inc. Now I live out my days as a rambling hobo. I feed myself from the garbage cans behind PG's Asian Food Related Restaurant.

..I need some shoes.

[Shlup]

I would be the kindergarten teacher. :radred:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I'd be the kindergarten. :radred: :radred:

[TheAbominatrix]

I'd be the bum on the corner of 6th and Main!

"Anyone got some smokeseses?" *shakes her money cup*

[Az Lionheart]

i would have to invent something, uuummmmm.....
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
got it:
when all you peeps(including me) die in the EoFF city :cry: . i would invent something which puts our souls into any FF game we want so we could spend the after life leveling up!lol :D

[Edgar]

I'm the shadows...

[Jebus]

I'd be in the television studio hosting the hit game show channel #trivia on the irc.ffchat.net network.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

The rich and wealthy person on the tall hill in the suburbs.

[Rainecloud]

I'd be the social outcast who dwells in the dark depths of the "Video Game Music/TSW" forum.

[HOOTERS]

I'd be Bowser.

[Meat Puppet]

Fine. I'd be boogeyman at night, but a respectable working class man with the hiccups and glasses by day.

[Cz]

For a moment there, I thought someone had revived Baloki's SimCity thread. Ah well, this is just as good.

I'd probably be the resident supervillain. Think Mojo Jojo with less body hair, and perhaps a monocle. My lair would be inside the abandoned revolving restaurant, overlooking the Sug-co Mall.

[Silmaril]

I'd be an artist in a bohemian loft drinking more coffee than it is healthy.

[Baloki]

For a moment there, I thought someone had revived Baloki's SimCity thread.

Someone with a copy of Simcity 4 should really revive that thread >.> <.<

Me, I'd be a roving warrior who chops people to death with swords and stuff <--- Sounds so crap, kill me *dies*

[White Raven]

I think that I would be the owner of a pub that's near Gull Lake.

A place where one could come and watch the hockey games and have a pint of Canadian or whatever fine liquer yer drinkin'.

[escobert]

I'd be sitting in PG's asian Food Related Restauran throwing stuff at people as they walked by.

[Giga Guess]

I'd probably be spiting distance from the local gay bar :D I'd be the jaded old queen in the corner.

[Del Murder]

I'd be the cop who's on the take.

[Psychotic]

I'd be plotting terrorist attacks against the staff. First I'd egg Yamaneko, before drawing an unhappy face on BoB's windows. After that I'd have a date with RSL and some silly string. :smash:

[SomethingBig]

I'd be Batman. I would, of course, live in a huge house because Batman is rich. All of you would look up to me and all of the jerks would cower before me. All of the shops would be named "Batman" and Batman would own them all, for I am Batman. Same goes for the rivers and lakes. I, of course, would be an eligible bachelor, so I would hit on every one of the EoFF females.

[Giga Guess]

Hmmmmm....I love a man in uniform ;)


j/k

[Heath]

I'd be that guy who stays locked up in his house, and occasionally leaves his house bearing gifts of EoFF work.

[bennator]

I'd be the tornado that strikes the city.

[Cz]

I'd be the cop who's on the take.

You wouldn't mind overlooking my latest atrocity, would you? *Gives you $$$*

[Dingo Jellybean]

I would live in a small city apartment.

Oh yeah, I would also be good-looking. Yep.

[Maxico]

I got sim city 4. I actualy have the expansion pack cause it was a 2 for 1 deal, It has independance day style aliens :radred: .

Anyway, Id be a nobody.

[Del Murder]

You wouldn't mind overlooking my latest atrocity, would you? *Gives you $$$*
Teddy who?

[Freya]

I'd be the crazy person standing in front of the Subway screaming "The end is near! Oh so near!!!"

[Yamaneko]

I'd be the billionaire who lives in a mansion and doesn't let anyone see him. I would communicate with you guys through these forums

[Logan]

I'd sell day old bread to unsuspecting EoFFers.

[SpiritWolf]

I'd be the local city vet

[Dr Unne]

I would be Old Man MacGillicuddy the crazy old bearded hermit who lives in a shack in the forst and kids come up and throw rocks at the shack and I chase them away flailing my arms.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I'd be just some dude who's neighbors keep complaining about loud music. I'd run an underground hentai ring and have a college degree in fighting games at the EoFF college.

[gokufusionss1]

i would be the guy that hangs around but nobody has a heck of an idea who he is.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd be living in a crumbling old brick house in an abandoned area of town, occasionally coming out at night for drinks.

[Kirobaito]

I'd sit in my parents' house all day and never talk to anyone. So no one would know who I was.

[SomethingBig]

I'd be the billionaire who lives in a mansion and doesn't let anyone see him. I would communicate with you guys through these forums
I, Batman/Bruce Waine, am the only billionaire in town.

[disapointedchild]

I would sell penuts, and have all the finest ladies in town.

Oh the life I long for.

[ZeZipster]

I would be a snack food.

[escobert]

Can I eat you?

[fire_of_avalon]

I would be the girl who sits runs around town doing random crazy things and making people look at me like this :confused:

In short, I would be the most revered member of the community.

[Flying Mullet]

Although it's not me, I'd have fun being that guy in a car that's worth more than his house trying to race everybody at every light with classic rock booming from his stereo.

[-N-]

Although I'd get sick of this position and quit after a few years if I couldn't compress all its responsibilities into a 40 hour week, I'd be CEO of Metareason Inc., which is headquartered in the large building designed by me. We'd be an all-around think tank as well as a design house. And we'd be Zen too. Hmm... better make the building a floating one.

[angel]

i would run the airline industry and then never be heard of again
http://home.planet.nl/~bakk4527/eoff/eoff-airlines.jpg

[Outsider]

I'd be out of it, since I have a name to keep.

[Polaris]

Baloki's little welcome pack inspired me. If EoFF were a city, where would you fit in? Job? Large house, small house? What about everyone else? What would the names of the shops in the area, who would own them? Names of lakes, rivers etc? Let us know as much as you can think up.

My job would be a primary school teacher, I'd have a huge house with 3 floors. At the 1st a big room for parties, 2nd floor Kitchen, living-room and a room for me to sing and to write. 3rd floor, 4 rooms, one for me, one for my sis and the other two if I'll have some visits that will stay... The other houses will have a garden and they'll be normal... There would be 2 shoppings, one hotel and a bookstore (for Rusty).

[CloudSquallandZidane]

I am the leader of an underground anarchist group called PyiEyao!

We lie in wait for a chance to hold the city hostage so i can finally rule over all of EoFF city with a fist of IRON!!!

I also run a donut shop on the weekdays... It pays the bills... for the house, until i can finally live in the MAYORS HOUSE!!!

[Iceglow]

I'd be living in a smallish pad near the city centre maybe one or two bedrooms not too far from a rock club either my neighbours would be the highly paid city workers who wonder "Just how the hell can that lazy git afford to live here?" then they dont know about my online work...brilliant

[Female Ryuichi]

I would be a crazy lady with 10 kids and 10 cats. I would spend my days throwing my cats and children at people.

I also run a small coffee shop that always smells like cat.

[Baloki]

I would be a crazy lady with 10 kids and 10 cats. I would spend my days throwing my cats and children at people.

I also run a small coffee shop that always smells like cat.

The old cat lady thing is Lezza's!

*runs*

[Female Ryuichi]

The old cat lady thing is Lezza's!

*runs*

Lezza would be my friendly rival. We'd throw cats at each other ALLL day long.

[Giga Guess]

:( I like cats. My mom's resigned herself to the fact that she'll have kittens for grandkids. I'd also own the local smut shop.

[Rase]

Taking a nod from my favorite game character, I would live in an apartment. Most people wouldn't know me, but that's how I like it. I have a long scar on the right side of my face, passing through my eye. My right eye would be mechanical, allowing me to zoom in on far away objects. I'd have connections in the hidden society that keeps the city running and makes sure no one gets too powerful. But I myself have chosen the life of crime. Using my training and skills, I break into the homes of such rich and famous people as pinceofdarknez and Divinity, as well as Yamaneko, SomethingBig, and Grover. As for stores, I don't care, their all fair game, except the ones that sell me my "work gear".

The City would be cramped and tight, with small streets and tons of shops selling everything imaginable. There would of course be wealthy districts, shop districts and residential districts. Two rivers run through the city, the Gamal and the Kataka.

Oh, and if you don't know what game inspired me, just check out my sig/avatar. :D

[CloudSquallandZidane]

I changed my mind i'd be behind him.


I'm the shadows...

I dont like people where i cant keep my eye on them...

[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]

I would be that one guy who sells phony stuff all the time and no one ever falls for it cus' I always have the same get up.

[FightClubFan#47]

id be a writer telling the tales of the EoFFer's.

[Proxy]

I'd be the bum on the corner of 6th and Main!

"Anyone got some smokeseses?" *shakes her money cup*

I got an idea of something else you could shake for me to get some smokes >=}

I think I'd have a house large enough for a wife, and 2 kids, in a well developed area with lots of neighbours & crap to do. Probably be a business man of some sorts, working under Flying Mullet or maybe even BoB

[-N-]

I got an idea of something else you could shake for me to get some smokes >=}
:D