Anna nicole smith as rikku!

[nik0tine]

well teh tv is on and i just happened to see some thing about anna nicole smith posing as a bunch of female video game cahracters for some video game thing. rikku was among the characters she posed as. what do you think of this? i thought seeing her like that was funny.

[SomethingBig]

Was she posing as characters from video-games that she plays? If so, the fact that Anna Nicole Smith likes FFX further proves that it's bad.

[Michiru]

^

No it doesn't, it just proves she's into video games.

:p

[Shoeberto]

Bad video games.


OOOOOOOOH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMMMMMMN.

[Nymphetamine Addict]

You wouldn't happen to have the link would you???

[nik0tine]

no, i saw it on tv, sorry.

[kikimm]

*shudder*


:D

[Del Murder]

anna nicole smith posing as a bunch of female video game cahracters
That sounds about right.

[chu52]

That is wrong, no game deserves that kind of treatment, not even those ff games on the GB

[Black Mage]

No, the SaGa games do deserve it.

Other than those, though, there may only be a handful.

Regardless, I think this thread should have been closed after the second post, for nothing more true will be said. Nothing.

[Breine]

Although I'll admit she looks good after losing weight... it's kinda weird to think about... o_O

Anyone out there with pictures of it?

[Ouch!]

I can't decide if this is absolutely hilarious or completely disgusting.

[Proxy]

Anna Nicole Smith got uber hot.
I say...no damage done. Besides that caused my laughter?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Seriously guys. Anna nicole Smith is hotter than shit right now.

[escobert]

But shits pretty hawt.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

And she's hotter.

[escobert]

Damn that's hot

[Rainecloud]

Is she still famous? The last time I saw her was in the Naked Gun 33 1/3.

[Shlup]

I saw that too! I was gonna make a thread to see if anyone could find the pics, but since I looked it up and only found a bunch of porn sites I thought better of it.

I thought it was hillarious to see big ol' Anna bouncing around in a Rikku costume. Not that she's still fat, just that Rikku is supposed to be so... petite. It was pretty funny.

[m4tt]

I saw that too! I was gonna make a thread to see if anyone could find the pics, but since I looked it up and only found a bunch of porn sites I thought better of it.

I thought it was hillarious to see big ol' Anna bouncing around in a Rikku costume. Not that she's still fat, just that Rikku is supposed to be so... petite. It was pretty funny.
I must find pictures of this. And Spiff is correct, she is smokin right now.

[Snowman]

has anyone thought of the BUST size....rikkus got almost no chest, and i may be wrong but isnt ANS large chested

[SlovensFFX4TidusRulz]

no way man she is very sleazy i would prefer to have like jenna hameson or kobe tai or gauge they r much better quality in teh looks departments!!

[SomethingBig]

I don't think you should be talking about ho0 teh mowst hotts0rs pr0nstor iz on EoFF.

Picturing Anna Nicole Smith as Rikku disgusts me. ANS is so sleazy, while Rikku's cute and innocent. She was on G4's game award show, called G-Phoria, and literally all she did was jiggle her breasts and say, "Mmm.... Bouys, i r teh hotts0rs kom end teh secks meh op1111!"""1!" DAH! This is an outrage! How could she disrespect FFX's best and only good character like that?

[Snowman]

jenna jameson would work better, shes got that bouncy pert Rikku ness

SomethingBig.....porn is a ligitamate buisness, better than people killing each other or carrying guns, at least it bring happyness and we arent even being rude or explicit. what if (useing my photography degree) i wanted to do a FF photoshoot, it would pay for me to know what girls out there would be best suited to protray our loved characters.....dont you want to see Jenna Jameson in Rikkus theif outfit, i know i do.

it's not disrespectful....rikku isnt real.

[SomethingBig]

I don't think you should be talking about ho0 teh mowst hotts0rs pr0nstor iz on EoFF.
I said that because the guy that posted right after just randomly started talking about which porn stars are TEH MOWST FOOKIN HOTTS0RS.

My talk of disrespect was slightly exagerrated. The point that I was trying to make was seeing Anna Nicole Smith as Rikku would disgust me.

[Snowman]

why....whats to be disgusted about, i hated keaton as batman...he was no where near what batman ever was, but i accept that to alot of people who dont have a clue who and what the batman is...he was batman to them. you have to let it go and just laugh...it's not real, it doesnt matter, it's just indulgance.

[Rye]

Can you imagine Rikku shouting out "Trim Spa, baby!"? I think not.

I think Anna Nicole is scary, so I'm glad there are no photos here.

[Snowman]

who said anything about opening their mouths, i thought we were talking about modelling here, not acting ability.

[aeris2001x2]

i would prefer someone that is actually Rikku's age to play her. 15-17 only.

come on, who the hell said Jenna Jameson? shes like 30, hardly able to do a convincing Rikku.

[SomethingBig]

i would prefer someone that is actually Rikku's age to play her. 15-17 only.

come on, who the hell said Jenna Jameson? shes like 30, hardly able to do a convincing Rikku.
God bless you.


who said anything about opening their mouths, i thought we were talking about modelling here, not acting ability.
I thought we were talking about a horrible and stupid actor's inability to fit into a certain video-game character.

EDIT: Just saw the picture and it was the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. I'll gather a bunch of quotes from the forum that had it to sum up what was in my mind when I saw the picture:
"god i hate her...
she's ugly, and dumb, and literally sounds like she suffers from mental retardation when she talks...
nice choice gphoria... *rolls eyes*"

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF IS THAT! That's the worst thing I've ever seen! WTF were they thinking! *Stabs himself in the head*"

[Carnage]

Where did you see it got a link?

[-N-]

Ryan on the SMA forums, aren't ya, Biggie?

[Snowman]

i said Jenna Jameson, and i can show you some photos to change your mind Aeris.

Anna isnt an actor....shes simply a model whos done some TV work. theres plenty of crap out there that people like, look at the silly bint whos been in crap starwars movies recently.

so LETS SEE THE PICTURE

[UltimateSpamGrover]

wasnt this on G-Phoria '04?

[Snowman]

what the hecks that :mog: :confused:

[SomethingBig]

Ryan on the SMA forums, aren't ya, Biggie?
Oh, yes... I think. Is my name Ryan? I can never tell, these days.


i said Jenna Jameson, and i can show you some photos to change your mind Aeris.
I don't think he was saying that JJ was ugly, but rather a horrible person to be Rikku. And she looked darn ugly in G-Phoria, which is a game awards show hosted by G4-Tech TV.

This is the picture and, I think, video.
http://www.sma-cosplay.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=fstudioofmasqueradeartsfrm13&Number=34680&Main=34639

[Snowman]

well ive got piccys....ahem...and a couple of computer short vids (whistles to himself) that would make jenna look like a lovely rikku.

thanxx for the piccy. man that was no where near as bad as people made out. i was ready to be disturbed..but it wa actually a decent costume. sure, she didnt look the part, but she didnt look a monster either. not my type....but not offensive.

[SomethingBig]

Jenna + Rikku = slutty Rikku. Same thing with Anna Nicole Smith.

[aeris2001x2]

personaly i think she looked horrible in that costume. she is an awful rikku, i mean rikku is 17 and cute, not that. how old is Anna anyway?

yeah snowman, Jenna is HOTT, but she is far too old to be Rikku, plus she does not look like her. i know a girl from my old school who would have been a good Rikku. she likes FF as well so i,m sure she would have cosplayed 4 us ;)

[UltimateSpamGrover]

what the hecks that :mog: :confused:

It was on G4TTV, you probably dont get that channel.

[Snowman]

thats your opinion SomthingBig......but i disagree. theres nothing slutty about JJ, just proffestional

we dont get it Grover.

well you look at teh original illustrations of Rikku and they resemble jenna to me. i hated it when they made her oriental in FFX

[aeris2001x2]

wait, we r talking about the same JJ here? the slutty porn star?

i,m glad they changed Rikku. she is very cute and hott now. she is not a slut.

[Snowman]

we all have to make a living some how. would you like to see the images im on about...email me.

[aeris2001x2]

email sent. i,m not against how she makes a living, otherwise i,d be a hypocrite. but she is still a slut.

[TheAbominatrix]

If you have sex with a lot of people you're a slut, whether you make a living at it or do it for free. The 'we've all got to make a living' is like saying that a burglar is just another kind of professional. edit: Not that I care, mind you. I don't know the woman so I cant make any serious judgements of her character, aside from the obvious one.

Anyway, all that aside, I finally saw the picture and Anna looks terrible. I've never liked her myself, and I've never thought she was pretty... and man that proves it. Yuck.

Of course, I've never been a huge fan of cosplay anyway.

[-N-]

Where do they get the word "cosplay" anyways? Costume roleplay or something?

[aeris2001x2]

exactly that. simple eh? :) . i want 2 try some cosplay one day. but first i need sum cash to make/buy the costumes. I,d make a cute Rikku(except i,m male, doh).

[Snowman]

how is she a slut. your a slut if you go around sleeping with any male flesh for no other reason than you can...you have to act a slut to be a slut. JJ is a professtional in a proffestional buisness which brings in more income that almost anythign else in the USA. the amount of tests they all constantly take not to mention how they keep th buisness freindly...i can think of alot worse things the US does...like leaving guns on it's streets.

Abominatrix...you can be a professtional burgler, you can be a skilled burgler just like an unskilled one breaks everything with a big club and leaves finger prints everywhere. are the police racists because they arrest more of one type of man than another...or are they doing their job and theres a social issue we need to deal with. heck...all priests are phedophiles, they have been since teh middleages.....you never got celtic druids molesting children and i know for a fact the majority of people who go into teaching at schools are disturbed...they most like little children. America is responsible for tortureing innocent men..stripping them, pileing them on top of each other and laughing as they took photos....so are all the armed services perverts and criminals who should be locked away. see, we can apply sterotypes to everything in society, if you dont want one, you shouldnt put one on others.

cosplay is sooo silly, like being a furry.

[TheAbominatrix]

I dont consider having sex for people to get off to a professional business. It's having sex. It's the same if it were without a camera. She isnt a professional because she gets paid for it. A hooker is a hooker, a slut is a slut. Porn stars are sluts. Nothing you can say will change my opinion on that. Someone who has sex with a lot of people for money/the pleasure/whatever is a slut. Plain and simple. You can rant all you want about it, I'm glad you thing she's such a professional.

And I'm not even reading that large and pointless rant beneath that.

[eternalshiva]

umm... how did this turn into an ethical argument on 'slutism' anyways xD There's a forum for that :P And you'll never win agains Abominatrix, she's a pro at this argument xD

[DMKA]

I dont consider having sex for people to get off to a professional business. It's having sex. It's the same if it were without a camera. She isnt a professional because she gets paid for it. A hooker is a hooker, a slut is a slut. Porn stars are sluts. Nothing you can say will change my opinion on that. Someone who has sex with a lot of people for money/the pleasure/whatever is a slut. Plain and simple. You can rant all you want about it, I'm glad you thing she's such a professional.
And of course, as any intellegent person can see, you never said being a "slut" was bad, now did you? :D

[Del Murder]

I think the professionalism in pornography discussion should stop here. It's not really what this thread, forum, and message board is about.

Rikku is not a large, busty, 30 something woman, so Anna Nicole is not the best fit to portray her. If I were casting the FFX movie I'd use someone like Lindsay Lohan or an Olsen twin.

[aeris2001x2]

thank u Del Murder. youth rules :love: , down with the dinosaurs...

seriously, what human could ever play Rikku? she must be turned into an Anime character :)

[Snowman]

Abominatrix....by what you say your also calling mel gibson, christian bale, bruce willis, william petersen and a host of other well known and admired actors and actress sluts since they have done partial and full nudity not to mention romantic and sexual scenes....how about richard gere, a buddhist off screen and a sex simbol on screen.

i havent even started ranting, im making educated and informed points....not stamping my foot like a child. you dont have to accept truths or become educated, but think first before you insult or cast slurs if you want to be taken seriously.on the other hand if your not open or able to listen and respond to others points of veiws.....what makes you a good judge of what and who someone is....tut tut.

Eternalshiva.....shes acting like a petulant wet child....who hasnt even thought out her points...she carnt win if she lost before she started

[DMKA]

Abominatrix....by what you say your also calling mel gibson, christian bale, bruce willis, william petersen and a host of other well known and admired actors and actress sluts since they have done partial and full nudity not to mention romantic and sexual scenes....how about richard gere, a buddhist off screen and a sex simbol on screen.
Umm yeah I'm pretty sure she knows thats what shes saying.

And dude, Del said to cool it.(i'm not usually a mod whore, believe me, but I see this thread closing fast if you don't stop, no offense, because I'd otherwise debate as hard as you are. I recommend starting a thread about it in "Eyes on Each Other")

[TheAbominatrix]

Please dont insult me snow. If you want to continue this argument, then PM me and we'll do it there. We're spamming up a thread and we've been asked to stop.

[m4tt]

Abominatrix....by what you say your also calling mel gibson, christian bale, bruce willis, william petersen and a host of other well known and admired actors and actress sluts since they have done partial and full nudity not to mention romantic and sexual scenes....how about richard gere, a buddhist off screen and a sex simbol on screen.

i havent even started ranting, im making educated and informed points....not stamping my foot like a child. you dont have to accept truths or become educated, but think first before you insult or cast slurs if you want to be taken seriously.on the other hand if your not open or able to listen and respond to others points of veiws.....what makes you a good judge of what and who someone is....tut tut.

Eternalshiva.....shes acting like a petulant wet child....who hasnt even thought out her points...she carnt win if she lost before she started

I belive Del asked you to drop the subject. So drop it. And stop thinking you are so high and mighty above everyone else, because you are only making yourself look lower by continuing an arguement that you were asked to stop.

And since you were already warned once for insulting members, I am warning you again. Please stop.

[Snowman]

your right Devil...i had not intention of turning this into a debate...but if people want to make slurs and name calling that defies common sense.....

theres no argument there Abominatrix....and i apologise if you felt i insulted you....i was simply pointing out how you were acting. if you have the right to "name call" when it's unfounded, dont i have the right to point out why it's wrong?

Mattie....when did i insult other members....or arent conversations actually allowed, geeze, better just nod and agree with everyone.

funny how the fingers pointed at me for continuing a debate and yet it's everyone eles whos quating me and passing their own point of view on the subject.....so who wont let it go.....oh guess it must be me for defending teh right to have an oppinion.

i understand the rules now and i apologise. some are allowed to insult people who dont post and carnt defend themselves......the many are in the right and the few should be blamed....i get that now, good work

[Loony BoB]

You were told to stop. Thread closed.

On a sidenote, noticed a bit more swearing than I personally like, please don't make a habit of it, it'd suck big time if we had to go all-out on the swearing again.

EDIT: And finally, if you have a problem with something an Administrator or a Cid's Knight says, PM them to try to get a better understanding. Arguing against their decision - particularly with sarcasm - will only ensure we don't step down. It's like shooting yourself in the foot, seriously. You'd be surprised how many people could have worked things out with a mod instead of making a public stand. :(

[m4tt]

Mattie....when did i insult other members....or arent conversations actually allowed, geeze, better just nod and agree with everyone

I consider calling someone a "petulant wet child" to be an insult. And seeing as TheAbominatrix asked you not to insult her, that would aslo make it an insult.