Story of My Life

[Loony BoB]

What would the title of the story of your life be? Don't include your name.

Mine would be Swans and Ants.

[Maxico]

what, do we invent a title or what?

[Mo-Nercy]

How Games Screwed My Life: Now I'm A Writer *dies*

[Loony BoB]

what, do we invent a title or what?
Yeah, sorry, I'll make it a little more specific.

[sephxangel]

Story of my life would be named...DRAMA.

[Nait]

How I Saved The World When No One Was Looking.

[Cz]

Blending In: The Gift of Social Camouflage

[Baloki]

Dreaming, a consecutive life sentence of insanity guide :D

[HOOTERS]

Imm not druncks you stupkid...ooh look, I can see gravitjy!

[Ultima Shadow]

Games and Bananas. :banana:

[Kirobaito]

Yo Yo Gangster Flow

[Female Ryuichi]

How I stopped worrying and joined the order of Ryuichi.

[Rainecloud]

Rainecloud - Tales of the Expected.

Either that or...

Rainecloud - Stating the Obvious.

[Calliope]

Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

[fire_of_avalon]

Torn: The Story of a Hillbilly in the 21st Century

[Shoeberto]

<i>Life of a Procrastinator, or: I'll Do It Tomorrow, Ray Liotta's On Conan Right Now</i>

[Yamaneko]

<i>If I can make a title like this then my life really must be a joke</i>

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This Is a Crappy Book

[Cz]

I would so buy that. :D

[ZeZipster]

What I do with the same hand that wrote this book when no one is looking.

[Cz]

Don't know about that, though.

[Amnesiac]

Yeah, sorry, I'll make it a little more specific.

I thought it was pretty obvious. >_>;; But that's just me.

Huzzah!: A True American Hero.

[Rusty]

:p

Mine would probably be a self-help book How sarcasm can get the @#$% beat out of you

I would do a follow up sequel to that for you....

How to be a master at sarcasm and no get the crap beat out of you :rolleyes2

[Az Lionheart]

WHO? :eek:

[Trumpet Thief]

How Silver Made me Lose my Sanity

[Breine]

Buy me!

[-N-]

How I Saved The World When No One Was Looking.

Blending In: The Gift of Social Camouflage

Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

These have to be my three favorites so far, with the last one being the best. *loves that book* :D

Mine would be titled The Renaissance Man: A Modern Eclectic..

[Loony BoB]

I swear, if someone made a book with the title Nait gave it, I'd probably buy it. Oddly enough, Yams' one sounds pretty enticing, somehow.

[Erdrick Holmes]

<i>Northward to peace</i>

[Psychotic]

Purple Azerbaijanian Owls vs Disturbed ex-Movie Stars

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Origin

[chu52]

This Book Could Change Your Life,
But Probally Won't

[SeeDRankLou]

The Camouflage of Green Eyes

[bennator]

<i>A book that's not quite worth the price.</i>

[Shlup]

Why is America Going to Hell? This is our Future

or, perhaps

Suck it, Commie

[Meow]

<i>Concerning The Providence of Titling a Book without Copping Millencolin.</i>

OR:

<i>Concerning Present Participles</i>.

[Dixie]

The Weirdest Person Who Ever Existed

Or

You Can't Put Down Love!

[Del Murder]

<i>Curious George Goes to Sleep</i>

[Yamaneko]

<i>Curious George and the Ebola Virus</i> ?

[Del Murder]

Hmm, on second thought:

<i>:dot:</i>

might be a better choice.

[Silmaril]

Dissatisfied Contentment

[CloudSquallandZidane]

I raked a million leaves.

[Mr. Graves]

The Malproductive Effects of Laziness

[Seryn Kai]

"Seryn Kai, The Conspiricy", 'cause I've always felt as if something is happening behind my back, and often, stuff has been happening behind my back.

[Linus]

This reminds me of the "List of the world's most terrible book titles" thread from 2000.

[Rase]

The Place I Belong.

[Nait]

<i>THE ONE-WAY MIRROR - How I spent the summer of '69.</i>

[Resha]

Why Am I Doing This?? and the sequel would be Why Did I Do Anything??

[Polaris]

My life is pretty complicated, actually and I think that it was going to be a big book anyway it will be 'The Story of a little girl' . Coz I never grow up! :p :p :p

[Levian]

Mine would probably be split up in three volumes:

1. Corn.
2. Stairs.
3. Trains.

Pfft, not even I would buy my book >:/

[sephxangel]

*insert creative name to catch attention and buy this impulsively*

[Xander]

The Quest for Love and Cute Things.

=]

[Nait]

<i>Why, where and when did I learn to be so good at sex? My time as an apprentice at the White House.</i>

[Cz]

Nait's Book is a Load of Shite. It Doesn't Actually Explain 'Why'.

:D

[Nait]

Nait's Book is a Load of Shite. It Doesn't Actually Explain 'Why'.


<I>One Thousand Kama Sutra Positions I Made With Glue, A Pair of Scissors And Picture's of Czanthor's Family</i>

[Ouch!]

Look Ma, No Brain! or perhaps What I Do In My Spare Time: Memoirs of a Loon.

[Jebus]

How to Lead a Succesful Life -or- I'm the World's Greatest Liar

[War Angel]

The True Nature of God
:D

Or
You'll Regret not Buying this Book for the Rest of Your Life

Or
How You Can Be Cool, in 6,574 Easy Steps

And the final book in the saga:
The Hazards of Arrogance - a True Tragedy
;)

[Montoya]

The World Ended Yesterday And How To be Prepared or Why Does Asking Questions Lead You To Damnation?

[muchacho]

E true hollywood story