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Loony BoB
07-30-2004, 12:34 PM
What would the title of the story of your life be? Don't include your name.
Mine would be Swans and Ants.
Maxico
07-30-2004, 12:52 PM
what, do we invent a title or what?
Mo-Nercy
07-30-2004, 01:01 PM
How Games Screwed My Life: Now I'm A Writer *dies*
Loony BoB
07-30-2004, 01:25 PM
what, do we invent a title or what?
Yeah, sorry, I'll make it a little more specific.
sephxangel
07-30-2004, 02:05 PM
Story of my life would be named...DRAMA.
How I Saved The World When No One Was Looking.
Blending In: The Gift of Social Camouflage
Baloki
07-30-2004, 02:59 PM
Dreaming, a consecutive life sentence of insanity guide :D
HOOTERS
07-30-2004, 03:00 PM
Imm not druncks you stupkid...ooh look, I can see gravitjy!
Ultima Shadow
07-30-2004, 03:00 PM
Games and Bananas. :banana:
Kirobaito
07-30-2004, 04:42 PM
Yo Yo Gangster Flow
Female Ryuichi
07-30-2004, 04:53 PM
How I stopped worrying and joined the order of Ryuichi.
Rainecloud
07-30-2004, 05:06 PM
Rainecloud - Tales of the Expected.
Either that or...
Rainecloud - Stating the Obvious.
Calliope
07-30-2004, 05:11 PM
Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
fire_of_avalon
07-30-2004, 05:11 PM
Torn: The Story of a Hillbilly in the 21st Century
Shoeberto
07-30-2004, 05:22 PM
<i>Life of a Procrastinator, or: I'll Do It Tomorrow, Ray Liotta's On Conan Right Now</i>
Yamaneko
07-30-2004, 05:39 PM
<i>If I can make a title like this then my life really must be a joke</i>
Zell's Fists of Fury
07-30-2004, 05:45 PM
This Is a Crappy Book
ZeZipster
07-30-2004, 06:07 PM
What I do with the same hand that wrote this book when no one is looking.
Don't know about that, though.
Amnesiac
07-30-2004, 06:11 PM
Yeah, sorry, I'll make it a little more specific.
I thought it was pretty obvious. >_>;; But that's just me.
Huzzah!: A True American Hero.
Rusty
07-30-2004, 06:44 PM
:p
Mine would probably be a self-help book How sarcasm can get the @#$% beat out of you
I would do a follow up sequel to that for you....
How to be a master at sarcasm and no get the crap beat out of you :rolleyes2
Az Lionheart
07-30-2004, 06:51 PM
WHO? :eek:
Trumpet Thief
07-30-2004, 06:53 PM
How Silver Made me Lose my Sanity
Breine
07-30-2004, 07:16 PM
Buy me!
How I Saved The World When No One Was Looking.
Blending In: The Gift of Social Camouflage
Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
These have to be my three favorites so far, with the last one being the best. *loves that book* :D
Mine would be titled The Renaissance Man: A Modern Eclectic..
Loony BoB
07-30-2004, 07:57 PM
I swear, if someone made a book with the title Nait gave it, I'd probably buy it. Oddly enough, Yams' one sounds pretty enticing, somehow.
Erdrick Holmes
07-30-2004, 08:09 PM
<i>Northward to peace</i>
Psychotic
07-30-2004, 08:41 PM
Purple Azerbaijanian Owls vs Disturbed ex-Movie Stars
UltimateSpamGrover
07-30-2004, 08:44 PM
Origin
chu52
07-30-2004, 08:45 PM
This Book Could Change Your Life,
But Probally Won't
SeeDRankLou
07-30-2004, 08:48 PM
The Camouflage of Green Eyes
bennator
07-31-2004, 03:33 AM
<i>A book that's not quite worth the price.</i>
Shlup
07-31-2004, 03:35 AM
Why is America Going to Hell? This is our Future
or, perhaps
Suck it, Commie
<i>Concerning The Providence of Titling a Book without Copping Millencolin.</i>
OR:
<i>Concerning Present Participles</i>.
Dixie
07-31-2004, 04:07 AM
The Weirdest Person Who Ever Existed
Or
You Can't Put Down Love!
Del Murder
07-31-2004, 05:36 AM
<i>Curious George Goes to Sleep</i>
Yamaneko
07-31-2004, 05:38 AM
<i>Curious George and the Ebola Virus</i> ?
Del Murder
07-31-2004, 05:40 AM
Hmm, on second thought:
<i>:dot:</i>
might be a better choice.
Silmaril
07-31-2004, 05:45 AM
Dissatisfied Contentment
CloudSquallandZidane
07-31-2004, 05:54 AM
I raked a million leaves.
Mr. Graves
07-31-2004, 01:25 PM
The Malproductive Effects of Laziness
Seryn Kai
08-01-2004, 07:22 AM
"Seryn Kai, The Conspiricy", 'cause I've always felt as if something is happening behind my back, and often, stuff has been happening behind my back.
Linus
08-01-2004, 07:24 AM
This reminds me of the "List of the world's most terrible book titles" thread from 2000.
<i>THE ONE-WAY MIRROR - How I spent the summer of '69.</i>
Resha
08-02-2004, 10:47 AM
Why Am I Doing This?? and the sequel would be Why Did I Do Anything??
Polaris
08-02-2004, 11:08 AM
My life is pretty complicated, actually and I think that it was going to be a big book anyway it will be 'The Story of a little girl' . Coz I never grow up! :p :p :p
Levian
08-02-2004, 11:44 AM
Mine would probably be split up in three volumes:
1. Corn.
2. Stairs.
3. Trains.
Pfft, not even I would buy my book >:/
sephxangel
08-02-2004, 11:52 AM
*insert creative name to catch attention and buy this impulsively*
Xander
08-02-2004, 02:32 PM
The Quest for Love and Cute Things.
=]
<i>Why, where and when did I learn to be so good at sex? My time as an apprentice at the White House.</i>
Nait's Book is a Load of Shite. It Doesn't Actually Explain 'Why'.
:D
Nait's Book is a Load of Shite. It Doesn't Actually Explain 'Why'.
<I>One Thousand Kama Sutra Positions I Made With Glue, A Pair of Scissors And Picture's of Czanthor's Family</i>
Ouch!
08-03-2004, 10:49 PM
Look Ma, No Brain! or perhaps What I Do In My Spare Time: Memoirs of a Loon.
Jebus
08-03-2004, 11:03 PM
How to Lead a Succesful Life -or- I'm the World's Greatest Liar
War Angel
08-03-2004, 11:47 PM
The True Nature of God
:D
Or
You'll Regret not Buying this Book for the Rest of Your Life
Or
How You Can Be Cool, in 6,574 Easy Steps
And the final book in the saga:
The Hazards of Arrogance - a True Tragedy
;)
Montoya
08-04-2004, 12:20 AM
The World Ended Yesterday And How To be Prepared or Why Does Asking Questions Lead You To Damnation?
muchacho
08-04-2004, 03:26 AM
E true hollywood story
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