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TasteyPies
08-07-2004, 12:11 AM
If you could choose one of the following, what would you want?



RULES
After reading some responses I made a few revisions.

1)With power over space and time you can not eat a pie for 20 years. If you do eat a pie you will implode and your body will be spread across 30 million dimensions. (this results in a cool laser light show)

2)The pie is not able to be copied or reproduced and is the best pie now and forever.

3)The pie cannot be saved for later and may not be eaten by anyone but yourself

4)The pie is 3ft across

5)Controll over space and time does not interfere with the space time continuam

6)You cannot use your control over time to lengthen your deadline. One week is one week.

7)In order to get the S/T power you must lick your grandmothers back.

NEW!!!!

8)The Pie lasts forever.

Rase
08-07-2004, 12:14 AM
Power to control space and time for 1 week.

:evilking:

Ultima Shadow
08-07-2004, 12:15 AM
The 1 week power!

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RULES
After reading some responses I made a few revisions.

1)With power over space and time you can not eat a pie for 20 years. If you do eat a pie you will implode and your body will be spread across 30 million dimensions. (this results in a cool laser light show)

2)The pie is not able to be copied or reproduced and is the best pie now and forever.

3)The pie cannot be saved or eaten by anyone but yourself

4)The pie is 3ft across

5)Controll over space and time does not interfere with the space time continuam

6)You cannot use your control over time to lengthen your deadline. One week is one week.
Stop changing rules all the time! :mad: Now I'm not sure what to chose... but I THINK that I would still chose the power. :evilking:

White Raven
08-07-2004, 12:19 AM
I already do the first one, but I have a hard time finding the 'time' button...

chichi
08-07-2004, 12:20 AM
The best pie ever made. I think if anyone had the power to control space and time things could get severely *snip* up.

Do not abuse the swear filter. ~ Leeza

Ouch!
08-07-2004, 12:25 AM
I'd like to control time and space: specifically gravity. Messing with gravity would be fun. You could make yourself float, while causing others to have such a great gravitational pull to whatever you want, causing them to fly across rooms into walls or just simply creating so much gravitational pull so that they splat against the floor.

With control of pressure you could also make people explode or implode whenever you want. It'd be wicked.

Giga Guess
08-07-2004, 12:40 AM
Space Time! That would just be so much fun! Age people I don't like at an ungodly rate or jettison them out to space! Fun!

kikimm
08-07-2004, 12:43 AM
I'll take a little bit of both, thank you.


:D

Meat Puppet
08-07-2004, 12:46 AM
None, I'd rather have a hotdog and milkshake.

square_is_the_best
08-07-2004, 12:53 AM
Control over space and time for a week. Thats phasephatical!

Leeza
08-07-2004, 02:13 AM
Control space and time for one week, definitely. I make the best pie and I'm getting a little tired of it.

Psychotic
08-07-2004, 02:41 AM
Pie please.

...what flavour pie?

TasteyPies
08-07-2004, 02:42 AM
The best flavor.

Del Murder
08-07-2004, 02:56 AM
A little of both!

Yamaneko
08-07-2004, 02:58 AM
I don't like pie and I don't like time. I don't mind space though.

omnitarian
08-07-2004, 03:12 AM
With time/space control, couldn't I play with space/time, then go back in time to before I choose and take the pie? Theoretically, I would not be affected by the 20-year pie fast because I went back in time before I chose the space/time ability. But then again, the laws of phsyics agree that I could not use time powers to go back before I got the time powers. But with absolute space/time powers, this rule may or may not be able to be circumvented. In any case...

Space/Time Paradox + Grandma Licking < Pie

nik0tine
08-07-2004, 03:27 AM
Thats hard, i really wouldnt want to be all powerful and stuff, if only for a week, but im really hungry and i could really go for a pie right now... this is a toughie :mad:

fire_of_avalon
08-07-2004, 03:29 AM
Pie. Just pie. If my powers of space time are that constricted, then I choose pie.

Rusty
08-07-2004, 04:30 AM
The best pie ever :)

Slacker
08-07-2004, 04:34 AM
I chose pie. But what flavor is it?

Ouch!
08-07-2004, 04:49 AM
The best flavor.

disapointedchild
08-07-2004, 04:51 AM
No contest, give me the power, hwa hwa hwaa.

Slacker
08-07-2004, 05:27 AM
The best flavor.

is it a flavor that is so bestest it causes a living person to have several orgasms in a row when they taste it?

Shoyku
08-07-2004, 06:04 AM
What if the grandmother's dead? Yuck.

-N-
08-07-2004, 06:09 AM
Man, I thought this was actually going to be a hard question.

mr. anderson
08-07-2004, 06:20 AM
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! licking your grandma = :barf:

CloudSquallandZidane
08-07-2004, 06:32 AM
Space and time, for which i would put in place events to make me the all powerful ruler forever, even after the week deadline ended.

Rainecloud
08-07-2004, 07:31 AM
I'd eat the pie, because I wouldn't trust myself when it comes to altering time and space.

DMKA
08-07-2004, 05:44 PM
Power to control space and time for 1 week.

:evilking:
Yes, so no one else could do it thus I could safeguard it for atleast a week.

This thread should be renamed...this is not a hard question...at all. :mad2:

Xander
08-07-2004, 09:02 PM
I don't really want any of that.

Ryth
08-09-2004, 02:02 AM
Space and time power of course!

Kami
08-09-2004, 04:04 AM
meh... I don't enjoy pie that much...

Storm
08-09-2004, 05:08 AM
I have a question...

Since all of my grandparent's are deceased, does that exempt me from having to lick their back? Or would I have to dig up their rotting corpse's and lick their spinal cord, which is most likely covered with maggots and centipedes?

If I do have to do that, then I'll take the best damn Saskatoon Berry Pie you can give me.

TasteyPies
08-09-2004, 06:53 PM
Dead bodies count too. Ashes as well unless they were scattered.

IronMaidenHikari
08-09-2004, 09:13 PM
I want to control time and space for a week!!
An extra week of summer holidays!!w00t!!!

StarlightAngel
08-09-2004, 10:27 PM
Space and Time!!! I'd create my own little world and my own people and live on it so I wouldn't have to bother with stupid meaningless wars on earth and instead be flying on my Dragon. :D

TasteyPies
08-09-2004, 10:39 PM
Space and Time!!! I'd create my own little world and my own people and live on it so I wouldn't have to bother with stupid meaningless wars on earth and instead be flying on my Dragon. :D

For 1 week. You would pick a super 1 week vacation over eating the best food for a lifetime?

You people are weird

Loony BoB
08-09-2004, 10:57 PM
The later rules swayed me to have the pie.

Cloud_99
08-09-2004, 11:23 PM
Definatly the power to control time and space for a week. A pie is good but with that sort of power you could do anything, so the power.

Sacred Phoenix
08-10-2004, 01:38 AM
A bit of both please. Can the pie be blueberry?

TasteyPies
08-10-2004, 01:46 AM
A bit of both please. Can the pie be blueberry?

The pie is everything and nothing....The everything being yumness and the nothing being yuckyness.

Levian
08-10-2004, 02:18 AM
There's no way I'd lick my grandmother's back. If it wasn't for that rule, I'd definitely pick control of time.(space sucks plz) Besides, I've never tasted pie before, so I don't know what I'm missing out on.

Rase
08-10-2004, 08:17 AM
NEW!!!!

8)The Pie lasts forever.

Wait, so the pie never runs out?

Ultima Shadow
08-10-2004, 08:58 AM
Ok, I chose a little of both... do I still need to lick... :barf:

Also... if the whole pie lasts forever... then how long does the half one last?

TasteyPies
08-13-2004, 01:49 PM
Half as long

Tenken
08-13-2004, 02:00 PM
I'd go for the cereal. . .

Storm
08-14-2004, 07:01 AM
Also... if the whole pie lasts forever... then how long does the half one last?


Half as long

In math, if you divide infinity by 2 then you're still essentially left with infinity. So either way, you get infinite pie.

TasteyPies
08-14-2004, 02:13 PM
Ok, It last 30 years then :P

Silmaril
08-14-2004, 03:42 PM
Power thingy.