View Full Version : Pineapples: Pros and Cons
Zell's Fists of Fury
08-07-2004, 06:34 AM
Shoot.
Pros:
Delicious
Wonderful on pizza
Fun to toss at old people's cars
Wayne Gretzky
Cons:
Spiny :(
Not a pine
Not an apple
Al Capone
Linus
08-07-2004, 06:37 AM
Sexy curves.
Shlup
08-07-2004, 06:39 AM
Pros:
When you pick them fresh, they're better than candy.
They're juicy. Mandee likie.
They look cool.
They grow on a bush that looks like a giant pineapple top.
Cons:
They won't grow in my back yard.
Sometimes I have a slight allergic reaction to them.
They can be hard to get into.
Erdrick Holmes
08-07-2004, 06:39 AM
Pros
Fun to throw at people
Makes a very good weapon
Cons
Goes bad on pizza
Tastes like ca-ca.
Pros:
Tastes great
Good weapon
Cons:
Annoying to prepare
Del Murder
08-07-2004, 07:27 AM
Pro: look funny
Con: The most overrated fruit
Yamaneko
08-07-2004, 07:30 AM
Pros:
1. Good in a can.
2. Used in one of the funnier <i>Scarface</i> on Network Television lines. :)
Cons:
1. One cannot make bombs out of a pineapple.
2. The outside is a deadly weapon that must not be used to juggle.
Pro: If you're eating a pineapple, there's a high chance that you're in a luxurious tropical environment. Certainly higher than when eating a tomato or cherry.
Con: Pineapple juice doesn't get you drunk.
Rainecloud
08-07-2004, 01:28 PM
Pro: They look really funny.
Con: They taste disgusting - especially on Pizza and Steak.
Pros:
- Sponges live in them.
Cons:
- They live in them under the sea. :(
- They taste bad as lollipops.
The most overrated fruit
Eh, Richard Simmons comes pretty close...
Pros:
Best pizza topping ever
Makes ham good
Cons:
They're fruit
Erdrick Holmes
08-07-2004, 05:21 PM
Eh, Richard Simmons comes pretty close...
That had to be the funniest thing I read here, thumbs up.
Doomgaze
08-07-2004, 07:53 PM
The only Con to pineapples is that canned ones suck. You need to get nice, fresh pineapple.
And it's GREAT cooked. On pizza or grilled or what have you.
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