simpson quote thread!

[Az Lionheart]

i just posted on a simpsons thread so i felt i should post this:
basiclly it is as the tittle says, you just have to post a random quote from any simpson episode and add who said it. for all you "intelligent" people you may want to start a real conversation just by using simpson quotes :confused:
DONT add silly quotes like Hi/how are you etc...
by the way this is very pointless but lets see how far we can go!

ok i will start:

"oh my god you flying fat man"- Apu

[White Raven]

"Hot stuff coming through!!!"

[Chris]

Az Lionheart, I've changed it and made it into the "unofficial Simpson" thread ;) p.s: don't forget to vote ;)

[Doc Sark]

Skinner: Good Gravy!

Elementary School Chef: Why thankyou, it's mainly just brown and water!

classic

[Imperia]

Homer:"Oooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man! From Happy Land! In his gum-drop house on Lolly Pop Laaaaaaane! *slams door, then opens it again* Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.*slams door again*"

Marge: Well, duh.

[gokufusionss1]

here we go again!

LISA: but dad you'll be part of a mob
HOMER: lisa if i'm in the mob i can help steer it in wise directions, now wheres my giant foam hat and fog horn?

[Dixie]

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[Breine]

Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUUUUS!" :D

[muchacho]

doh

[Ryth]

Homer: "Do'h!"

Homer: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T uh i mean S-M-A-R-T!!"

Homer (don't know if this is in a episode but I heard it in Simpsons: Hit & Run: "2,4,6,8! You suck I'm great! Da, da, da, da! You I hate!!!"

Duff elves: "Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you! I'll have a Duff! You have one too!"

Homer: "Save me Jeasus-Ala-Buuda!"

Ralph (I don't know this quote word by word but this is about it):" Me and my best friend never fight (looks at finger and then tries to pick his nose and pokes his eye) you've betrayed me for the last time (takes scissors out and tries to cut off his finger)!!"

Marge: " But I want to snuggle with Homer Simpson! Not Max Powers!"
Homer: " You don't snuggle with Max Powers you get in and feel the cheese!!'
Marge: Ewwww....

[Storm]

Principal Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, mother!

[The Captain]

Answering Machine: "Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada."

Homer: "Marge, is Lisa At Camp Granada?"

Take care all.

[Az Lionheart]

my cats breath smells of cat food

[muchacho]

"you dont make friends with salad!"

[Shlup]

"Helloooo...? Mrs. Pummelhorse...? ...I'd like to get down now..."

[Dingo Jellybean]

<b>"I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography!"</b> - Homer, after the police asked him where he was late at night, he couldn't say he was drunk because he'd be arrested. He had to think of a good excuse because not many stores are open at night. You had to listen to how Homer said it, the way he said it was so hilarious.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

"Dying tickles!" (Ralph Wiggum on the Simpsons Halloween Harry Potter spoof)

[Kirobaito]

"Duff man can't breathe! Ooooooohhh noo!"

[CloudSquallandZidane]

Principal Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, mother!


Agnis: And u never will be!


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Children: U still live with ur mother?

Seymour: She lives with me!

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Seymour: Up yours, children!

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Bart: Hey look somebodies attractive cousin!
(*Shelbyville kids turn and straighten their hair*)

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Alien(Burns): I bring love and peace!
Lenny: Its bringing love and peace, break its legs!!!

[The Captain]

Three cheers for Homer, or Dan Castellaneta:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040811/tv_nm/television_emmys_dc.

Take care all.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Homer: "First i have to drive your mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you and now this"

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Homer: " You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart, well ive got that now"

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Ralph: " me fail English thats unpossible"

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Homer: "mmmmm un-explained bacon" :choc:

[Giga Guess]

Homer: Jesus, Allah, Buddah I love you all! (I even say that time to time.)

The whole Tiger-warding rock conversation.

Marge: Get a load of THIS All Points Bulletin!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Homer: Jesus, Allah, Buddah I love you all! (I even say that time to time.)

The whole Tiger-warding rock conversation.

Marge: Get a load of THIS All Points Bulletin!

im afraid your first quote has already been done dude :choc:

[Unknown_Soldier]

When Bart and Milhouse find the room full of tapes in the comic book store..
"Whaddaya mean i can't take off my sweater? .....I'M HOT!!!" ~ A drunken Mr.Rodgers

"It tastes like... BURNING!" ~ Ralphie

[Pheesh]

bart: owwww, my bones are so brittle..... But how can that be? i drink plenty of.... malk?!?! now with vitamin R

[Erdrick Holmes]

Marge: Homer, I think we need a financial planner.

Homer: Financial panther, eh?

*thought bubble*

Tax guy: Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.

Homer: Get 'im Sheva

*panther attacks guy*

[Erased]

Homer: "What do I need English for? I'm never goin' to England."
Homer: "Sorry, but this is a highly sophistimicated doowacky. If you don't use it responsibly, KABLAMO!"
(on a sign) "Gripe at the Mayor night."
Homer: "bawitdaba bananana bana ooga chagolaga haganga monga..." (or something like that. . .)

[mike without a hat]

Milhouse: Wow bart i didnt know your dad was so into science
Homer: Hey, did i just hear you just say science
Bart: no, uhh he said pie pants
Homer: mmmm... pie pants

or something along the lines of that

and
Mr. Burns answering the phone: Ahoyhoy

and
Marge: Homer he can't see you winking over the phone.
(after homer sarcasticaly calls mr burns and quits his job)

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Homer- Trying is the first step towards failure

Rubedo: Seymour's Mom- You suck Seymour!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

<s>Homer</s> Max Power- Max power, he's the man whos name you'd love to touch, but you musn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you must not fear, because his name can be said by anyone

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Homer: Jefferson Airplane cleared the way for Jefferson starship, which i believe was some sort of hovercraft.

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Generation x-er 1- Oh here comes that cannonball guy, he's cool

Generation x-er 2- Are you being sarcastic dude

Generation X-er 1 I dont know anymore :choc:

[Giga Guess]

Homer: "Uh-oh! Looks like bad news for the...*squints at the TV*...Impson family!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

lisa's Hippie friend- "Im a level 4 Vegan, i won't eat anything that casts a shadow

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Lisa- It is better to remain silent than to speak like a fool

Homer's thoughts- What's that supposed to mean, you beeter say somthing quick or they'll think you're stupid

Homer- takes one to know one :choc:

[Giga Guess]

Dream Fox> Find your soul mate Homer. Find your Soul Mate.

Homer> But who is it?

Dream Fox> I'm just a memory. I can offer no new information.

[radyk05]

homer (to the sky): i don't know if you exist but if you're up there: SAVE ME SUPERMAN!!

[Calliope]

Murphy: Let us celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk!
Ben: No, let's make everything better with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
Murphy: Donuts: Is there anything they can't do?
Ben: Everyone else is having fun with knives except me!

Quotes from uh...some guy, Marge, some other guy and Bart, I think.

[eestlinc]

dentist: why must you turn my office into a den of LIES!?!?!

leonard nimoy: a solar eclipse...the cosmic ballet goes on
guy on monorail: hey, anyone want to switch seats?

[CloudSquallandZidane]

Apu: I graduted from Caltech
Marge: California Institute of Technology?
Apu: No, Calcutta Institue of Technology.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Strange man: would you kids like to come with me?

Bart and Lisa: Sure, okay, sounds cool :choc:

[Dingo Jellybean]

Bart, after getting a job as a bartender with the Italian mob.

Homer: How much do you make?
Bart: $8/wk
Homer: Tch, I make more than that.

[Ouch!]

"Duffman, I thought you died of kidney failure!"

"Duffman cannot die, only the actors who play him."

[Mo-Nercy]

Bart: "Oh, I got him. I got him!"
Rod or Todd: "No, you just clipped him. You made him a unitarian."

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Nelson: "The thing about huckleberries is once you've have fresh. You'll never go back to canned."
*Skinner eyeballs him*
Nelson: "Uh...um...so anyway. I kicked the guy's ass!"

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Marge: "Homer, that's not God, that's just an old waffle Bart tossed up on the ceiling."
*Marge pulls the waffle down with a broom. It lands in Homer's hands*
Homer: "I know I shouldn't eat thee but..."
*Eats*
Homer: "Mmm...sacrelicious.

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Kent Brockman: "Now this technology is new to me but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven there, roasting himself to a fine crisp. He's literally cooking in his own juices."

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Homer: "I don't want to go. So if he asks me to go...I'll just say yes!"
Homer's Brain: "Wait, are you sure this is how this type of thing works?"
Homer: "Shut up brain."
*goes to hallway*
Bart: "Dad, I really want you to go on this trip with me."
Homer: "Son, I'll be delighted to go on the trip with you."
Homer and Bart: "Doh!"

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Dr. Nick: "Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!!"

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Mel Gibson: "Hi everybody."
Dr. Nick: "Hi Mr. Gibson."

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Dr. Nick: "Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregor, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

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Homer: "The sum of the square of two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square of the remaining side."
Guy in random toilet cubicle: "That's a right triangle you idiot!"

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Homer's Brain: "Continue looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake."

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Bart: "Well Wendell, looks like it's goodbye."
Louis: "He's Wendell, I'm Louis."
Bart: "Whatever, just tell Wendell I said bye."

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Spelling Bee Guy: "Your word is weather/whether."
Asian Spelling Bee Chick: "Uh...may I have it in a sentence?"
Spelling Bee Guy: "Certainly. I don't know whether the weather will change today."
Asian Spelling Bee Chick: "Um..oh...uh...W...E?"
*WRONG*

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Lionel Hutz: Mister Nahasapimapatalon, is it true that you sometimes forget things

Apu: no, in fact i can recite pie to it's hundredth place, the last digit is one

Homer: mmm pie

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Homer: well guys im back

Lenny: oh good your replacement was getting kinda tired
*points to chicken*

Homer: dont worry i'll give her a good home

Real time homer: and i did
*pats his stomache* :choc:

[CloudSquallandZidane]

(*Nerd trying to quiet the crowd of Scientists*)

Nerd: PIE IS EXACTLY 3!!!!

(*Crowd hushes*)

Nerd: Im sorry i had to resort to that...

[Dixie]

Homer is taken to an island. But when he's on the plane to the island he says this:

"Save me, Jebus!"

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Ralph: Ewwwww... it tastes like Grandma!

Wiggum: Let me see that! Oh my God you're right! It does taste like Grandma!

[Giga Guess]

Bart: And since I like you so much, I'll even do it pro boner.

Skinner: Don't you mean pro bono?

Bart: I know what I said...

[Dingo Jellybean]

Homer, and Wiggum stuck in a pit:

Homer: "We'll dig our way out!"
Wiggum: "No, dig up, stupid."

[Giga Guess]

Same episode:

*After reading the letter that basically says "sucker!"*

One Townsperson: So there's no treasure?

Homer: Let's keep digging!

[Az Lionheart]

"my cats breath smells of cat food"

[Giga Guess]

Ralph: Miss Hoover? I'm not allowed to use scissors...

*Children laugh*

Miss Hoover: The children are right to laugh. These things couldn't cut butter. See? (Rubs scissors across her arm. No damage)

[Triple T]

*Lisa falls asleep*

Ralph: You look like my Mom after her box of whine.

:razz:

[Giga Guess]

Lisa: *Wakes up with a start* Please George Washington! I want to help!

Bart: "Please George Washington, I want to help?" Even your dreams are square...

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Homer: Operator quick! Give me the number for 9-1-1!

[Elhaym]

Hehe, nice thread ^_^ Let me think...

Lisa: Yes! Ich bin ein gymnast!
Homer: Aaw...she must've been dreaming about Hitler again.

Bart: Take 'em away boys!
Wiggum: Hey! I'm the one who gets to say that. Bake 'em away, toys!
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Wiggum: ...just do what the kid said.

Homer: It's alright everyone, everything will be fine... We're going to start a new life...under the sea. *cue musical number spoofing Ariel the Little Mermaid* Under the sea! Under the sea! There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans under the sea!
Marge: Homer! That's your solution to everything, to move under the sea! It's not going to happen!
Homer: Not with that attitude.

[Giga Guess]

The whole "See My Vest" Song.

[Lon611]

im suprised know 1 did this one:

Doctor:"it could increase your brain power immensely, or it could kill you."
Homer:"Increase my killing power, eh?Let's do it."

or sumthin like that. and i kno this is wrong but

Homer:"ok kids, daddy needs to get real mad so im giving you permission to make me angry."
after sumthin lisa says...
Bart:"well, today i was a little attracted to milhouse..."
Homer:"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts pounding on the clay like a maniac)

[shigogouhou]

We're live, outside the Simpson residence. We can't actually SEE inside the house without some sort of infrared camera...so, let's turn it on. - Kent Brockman

Artie Pie: Now he's trying to climb the fence! Wait, now he's trying to get through that pipe, but he's too fat! His legs are kicking comically! Now he's trying to dig his way through like a dog!
Kent: Artie, Artie, are the children OK?
Artie: I can't see through METAL, Kent!

Oh sure, when he does something bad he's MY father. - Homer

No, no, you're in Bronson, Missouri.
Kid: Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?
Mom: No dice.
Kid: Dis Ain't Ova.

Gangster: I just don't feel like killing anymore, boss.
Fat Tony: I believe I have something to change your mind. *turns back, carves up orange into fake teeth* rawr, rawr!
Gangster: Oh man, that's great. I could kill my own motha after seeing that.
Fat Tony: I'm glad you brought that up.
Gangster: Kill my motha? But she makes such-a good pasta sauce!
Gangster 2: It comes from a can.
Gangster: She's a corpse.

Moe: Oh, alright, a story, eh? Alice In Wonderland...hmm...must be a spinoff of that Alice in Underpants movie I saw.
Maggie *stares blankly*
Moe: Oh, oops....heh, it's so wonderful to have someone to talk to that doesn't understand the horrible things I say.

[CloudSquallandZidane]

Homer (*On burning oil rig*) : This is how faceless Joe lost his legs!!!

[Trumpet Thief]

Marge: *Right before Homer tells the ending of Joan of Ark* Just then, Sir Lancelot rode on his white horse and saved Joan of Ark. They then got married and lived in a spaceship, the end! *Tears page from book and starts eating it* Well, at least it's easier to chew than that Bambi video.

[Giga Guess]

Homer (To Marge, soon after kissing the gay guy): That's the best kiss I had all day!

Homer's Head: Or was it...?