...What if?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Sorry SomethingBig, you were a bit too late...

Rubedo: :weep: :crying2: :cry: :( :shame:

[TasteyPies]

So were you

[SomethingBig]

Ah, but you see, I changed it before you two had your "who's later" game! Ha, I am victorious!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Whoops, didn't see your edit...

Rubedo: SomethingBig is victorious! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Giga Guess]

EDIT: I would notice, prolly.

What if Cloud appeared at your doorstep and asked for a pile of sugar and his rump?


This is gettng a little raunchy.....

I'd decline. Too scrawny for me.

What if you could have a half hour conversation with any FF character of your choosing? *This could be good...*

[SomethingBig]

I would talk to Zidane and I'd give him tips and tricks for gettin' teh chix.

What if you suddenly landed in my arms? ~_^

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Then I would have a conversation with General Leo, asking him how painful his death was when Kefka took care of him, and how much he wished there was a gameshark code to make him come back to life. I would also ask him if he wanted to make a reappearance in future FF's to come, and if he wanted to be a playable character in that certain game, but that would only be a small part of the conversation, as I would use him to get all the dirt and gossip on many of the FFVI characters such as Terra :hyper: Then I would find out about the many secrets of Umaro and Gogo, and if they actually have feelings for eachother, and force General Leo to tell me his deepest darkest secrets.

EDIT: Whoops, I was too late.

Then I would be in confusion, and look at you if you truly are something big.

Rubedo: What if LionheartGriever was a character in Xenosaga?

[Giga Guess]

Then I'd be all "I knew the original!"

What if YOU fell into MY arms?

[SomethingBig]

I would beat you with a bat for stealing MY question.

What if you were beaten with a bat by me?

[Erdrick Holmes]

I can fight better then you can, it's impossible.

What if there was a law passed crimnilazing the use of the internet for everybody under the age of 15?

[SomethingBig]

I wouldn't care in the slightest bit, since I'm 16. I'd laugh at all of the people under 15 and do a jig with a wig.

What would you do if your parents were transformed into pigs that sat on chairs made of pork rinds?

[Erdrick Holmes]

*insert Luca Blight reference here* then I'd eat the chairs.

What if a scientist actually came up with an answer to the question "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

[SomethingBig]

I would murder the scientist and his notes so that the answer wouldn't be known by anyone else.

What if you were stranded on an island full of coconuts and insane crabs and lobsters?

[DMKA]

Then I'd call a cab.

What if you had 1 hour left to live...as the same gender?

[Ki Ki]

Then I'd take an overdose of sleeping pills. (:

What if I threw a durian in your face?

[TasteyPies]

I would say "Hey, you just threw a durian at me!" Then I would throw it back at you.

What if everyone on the planet were TasteyPie clones?

[Ki Ki]

Then everyone would jus sit there and be pies until everyone rotted and became rotten pies and then slowly decomposed until there were no more pies.

What if everyone was like me?

[TasteyPies]

Ewww, I would shoot myself :p

What if everyone turned into tree monsters?

[Ki Ki]

Then we'd all die because there wouldn't be any carbon dioxide for us to breath cause everyone was now trees!

What if I went on a crazy zombie rampage and ate every pie in sight?

[TasteyPies]

I would jump into a container of zombie-proof gladware

What if zombie rednecks took over your hometown?

[DMKA]

Already happened.

What if the Backstreet Boys redid "real Emotion"?

[Ki Ki]

Then I'd scream : GAY
in a happy kinda way. (:

What if you were gay?

[TasteyPies]

I would hit on ansem

What if I had a camera implanted on the inside of all of your monitors and was watching you right now?

[DMKA]

Then you'd be doing one of 2 things...and I won't say what two things for that would put me at the risk of being Banned.

What if I asked you to marry me?

[TasteyPies]

I would ask for a ring.

What if the internet was only used for free porn?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Free eh? Then perhaps this place would have 0 members then... :hyper:

Rubedo: What if the internet was a place only for free Xenosaga information?

[DMKA]

Then I'd never be online.

What if you had a bowl of mac & cheese sitting in front of you?

[Triple T]

I'd possibly sell it on eBay.

What if EoFF never existed?

[Lord Xehanort]

Then I wouldn't be able to flirt with MB7 or DMKA.

What if Camui Gackt appeared on your doorstep wearing nothing but a pair of tight leather pants? *treasures the thought*

[Erdrick Holmes]

I'd tell him to get off my lawn.

What if right out of nowhere Sega said that the failure of the Dreamcast was a meer prank and they plan to go back into reproduction with newer hardware?

[Shoeberto]

I'd steal a baby and sell it on the black market. Not necessarily to pay for the new Sega hardware, but just because it'd be fun.

What if someone stole your baby and sold it on the black market?

[Lord Xehanort]

I'd kill them.

What if someone told you that Martina McBride was ugly? Would you hit hit them?

[Giggles]

I'd laugh and say "Whatever".

What if you were a koala who lived in a zoo?

[Ki Ki]

Then I'd be so cute and fluffy and I'd love myself. =}

What if Gackt asked you to be his bride? (I'd melt and faint before saying yes)

[Giga Guess]

I'd say "And you'd be....?

What if Margaret Cho offered to do a private performance for you and a small group of friends?

[SomethingBig]

I'd feed him Gak, then turn him down.

What if I wasn't actually big? *Laughs to himself*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Then your user name would be "Something"

Rubedo: What if my older username was Griever? *shudders*

[DMKA]

Then you'd be asking a different question.

What if I got Banned?

[Takara]

Then the pink font would be matching with your current avatar.

What if FFVIII was never made?

[Dark Matter]

Then imaykickyourass. :hyper:
What if I've the coolest signature?

[Ki Ki]

Then you'd be a liar.

What if I ate your socks and stole your fruits?

[FreaQaZoiD]

Then i'd have to frag you :D Hehe fragging wheee.

What if the series Survivor accepted my ideas for implementing guns in teh series? New Name - Survivor:Alpine Assault

[Ki Ki]

Then that would be SO much better because everyone could jus shoot each other on the first day and we'd know who the winner was without having to watch the st00pid show for weeks.

What if I said ... *luvs* "OMG! You're HAWT!" *luvs*

[UltimateSpamGrover]

then I would say "OMG you're not"

What if there were no flash movies?

[Mo-Nercy]

Then I wouldn't be watching that Kenya flash.

What if you had a shiny gold donkey the size of a nuclear power plant?

[DMKA]

Then I'd take it and *snip*.

What if there were no mods?

[Triple T]

xD

Then this place would be un-organized.

What is devilmaynotkickass? :o

[Meat Puppet]

The opposite brother.

Why are you a nerd?

[Ki Ki]

Because I'm rich and rich and rich and oh ya, RICH!

Why is life so meaningless?

[sephxangel]

life is meaningless if you don't do anything with it.


what if we did not have a mouth to talk with?

[Triple T]

Then we wouldn't be talking. D=

What if there was still dinosaurs? :o

[DMKA]

Then I'd be too busy riding them to post here.

What if the Disney Corp. didn't exsist?

[crono_logical]

Anime would be significantly lacking. :p

What if a thread gets spamtastically long? :monster: