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Breine
08-10-2004, 07:28 PM
I feel like playing this little game called "What if?" The rules are simple: I ask a question that starts with the words "What if". The one who answers it asks a new question starting with the same words and so on...

Allright, then I'll start.

What if we didn't have any religions in the world?

metro
08-10-2004, 07:36 PM
the world would have alot less controversy/conflicts


what if everyone saw in black and white?

Shoeberto
08-10-2004, 07:41 PM
I'd always talk like I was in an old crime noir.

What if the world was flat?

Lord Xehanort
08-10-2004, 07:44 PM
I'd bee able to see tiny dots in the distance. Those dots would be Europeans.

What if people were more open-minded and less foolish?

metro
08-10-2004, 07:46 PM
the world would be a circus 24/7... haha thatd be awesome

what if britney spears was your mom? you know youd wanna..

Shoeberto
08-10-2004, 07:47 PM
The Internet would be less entertaining. EDIT: Fell behind, ah well. That was to answer Ansem's question.

to metro: I would kill all my friends because they'd always be after her.

What if Disney remade Pulp Fiction?

metro
08-10-2004, 07:48 PM
i would cry. (edit: for pulp fiction q)

and i already anwserd the dog one. 24/7 circus

now someone anwser my britneys pears one :P

metro
08-10-2004, 07:50 PM
what if people delete their posts???? :mad2:

Breine
08-10-2004, 07:50 PM
Then I'd show her off to all my friends :D

What if alcohol didn't exist?

Breine
08-10-2004, 07:51 PM
what if people delete their posts???? :mad2:

Sorry. I didn't see your answer to the dog question, so therefore I just thought I didn't post fast enough... Sorry.

metro
08-10-2004, 07:53 PM
then id never get a date... hahahah j/k gf of 6 months next month :P


what if you were in a blacked out city for a week (it actually happened here last september HURRICANE JUANNNNNNN)


edit: breine: sorry i thought u were just tryin to kill the thread. then i realised it was your own :P no worries

Breine
08-10-2004, 08:00 PM
I'd panic... Electricity is vital to me :D

What if you landed a big role in a huge box-office hit?

metro
08-10-2004, 08:02 PM
id probally open up a skatepark for buddys with the money i recieved
and shower myself in diamonds ;)



WHAT IF METEOR WAS COMING FOR EARTH??? (dont say youd cast holy either)

TasteyPies
08-10-2004, 08:08 PM
I would cast a second meteor spell to push away the first.

What if a buisness started up that sold only and ALL of squares games.
(including the ones that you can't get now)

metro
08-10-2004, 08:10 PM
id probally blow my load

what if your mother told you, you were a accident

Meat Puppet
08-10-2004, 08:17 PM
I wouldn't be suprised.

What if your computer blew in your face turning you into a shrapneled beast?

metro
08-10-2004, 08:24 PM
then my last words on my tombstone would be some lyric to a song since im always singing down here. heh


what if you were 19 (assumeing your not)

Shoeberto
08-10-2004, 08:27 PM
It would be a year after I had turned 18.

What if we all really were living in a Matrix and you were only able to tell one person?

Nait
08-10-2004, 08:32 PM
I wouldn't care.

And here, for all your what-if need: Soc.history.what-if
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&group=soc.history.what-if

What if the Continental System would have collapsed before the alliance between Napoleon and Alexander I?

GrimmReaper
08-10-2004, 08:34 PM
edit:: bah. too slow i am.

I'd prolly be nonexistant, as sequences of events in history, lead up to what we know of as today.

What if you were running for presidential election, and shat your pants on national television?

Shoeberto
08-10-2004, 08:40 PM
It wouldn't matter, people would still vote for me because I'm not George W. Bush.

What if you had 24 hour before you would painfully explode, thus ending your life?

IronMaidenHikari
08-10-2004, 08:47 PM
I will eat every good tasting thing before that happens!:D

What if you are the president of the United States right now?

GrimmReaper
08-10-2004, 08:54 PM
I would be hated by my own people, and having sought after 'evil do-ers' with little to no accomplishment.

What if you were god?

Breine
08-10-2004, 08:57 PM
I'd make a third gender just to confuse things...

What if Television didn't exist?

metro
08-10-2004, 09:29 PM
i personally wouldnt care.. i dont watch it and i play video games like once every 3 months so i wouldnt miss it.

what if you were framed and setenced to a 5 year sentence in jail?

TasteyPies
08-10-2004, 09:34 PM
I would stay away from men named bubba. (Yay for cliches!)

What if you had the hiccups for 50 years but then all of a sudden someone slapped you on the back and cured you?

Ed, Edd n' Eddy
08-10-2004, 09:45 PM
That would be cool



what if you had a billion dollars(or whatever your currency is where you live)

Casey
08-10-2004, 09:52 PM
I'd buy a large estate. And maybe a farm to. I cant think of anything else then that. Id give 10 million each to my parents, cuz they deserve a good retirement... And give alot to charity to!




What if the world will end in 10 minutes, what would you do?

Ed, Edd n' Eddy
08-10-2004, 09:56 PM
do everything anyone wants to do like destroy my parents stuff like potery



what if you were homeless and you lived in thew desert?

Rainecloud
08-10-2004, 09:56 PM
I'd probably die within a week. :(

What would happen if television ceased to exist?

Ed, Edd n' Eddy
08-10-2004, 09:57 PM
that would suck


what if there was no such thing as "final fantasy's?"

Maxico
08-10-2004, 09:59 PM
Die.

What if you could stop a single person in the world from being born.

mr. anderson
08-10-2004, 10:03 PM
i wouldnt stop anyone because that could screw up time and space



what if eyesonff didnt exist?

Ed, Edd n' Eddy
08-10-2004, 10:06 PM
there would be a lot of empty souls I'm shur (not Mine)




what if Mr. Anderson didn't get the idea of his "what if Question" from my last one?


NO, what if there was no video games or Television?

Maxico
08-10-2004, 10:11 PM
Then my life would be alot happier.

mr. anderson
08-10-2004, 11:41 PM
well what about your what if question maxico?

nik0tine
08-10-2004, 11:58 PM
What if I left Eyes on FF right now and never came back?

Rase
08-11-2004, 12:16 AM
Then you'd be gone.

What if I was a cyborg?

Chris
08-11-2004, 12:24 AM
You'd probably be dazzling off somewhere in FFVIII :D

what if the Final Fantasy serie never had been made :(

Shoeberto
08-11-2004, 12:34 AM
That question's already been asked, but I'd probably have just been playing other games a few years ago.

What if the ocean was filled with grape juice?

Ultima Shadow
08-11-2004, 12:51 AM
I would drink from it.

What if bananas didn't exist!? :eek:

Chris
08-11-2004, 12:56 AM
Then we'd have a bunch of angry monkeys....

What if monkeys didn't like bananas ?

Giga Guess
08-11-2004, 01:01 AM
Then we'd have to find something else to laugh at.

What if the laws of physics came unhinged for one day?

Cloud_99
08-11-2004, 01:04 AM
There'd be a crap load more Bannanas :D

What if Playstation had never been invented?

Edit: Christ I thought I had more time than that JESUS

Sorry read the above question not mine Sorry :shame:

Rase
08-11-2004, 01:48 AM
What if the laws of physics came unhinged for one day?

Then I'd have the funnest day of my life.

Okay, just for you Cloud_99,

What if Playstation had never been invented?

Giga Guess
08-11-2004, 01:52 AM
(Can't resist...)

NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What if Nevada was the Bible Capital of the world (as in very religious.)

Rase
08-11-2004, 05:49 AM
Then it wouldn't be as popular.

What if there was no reality TV?

Giga Guess
08-11-2004, 06:00 AM
Then we'd now have nothing to talk about around the water cooler.

What if your computer spontaneously combusted at this very moment?

mr. anderson
08-11-2004, 07:17 AM
then i would spontaneously combust as well


what if money was non existent?

nik0tine
08-11-2004, 07:21 AM
then the world just might be a far better place.

what if Sheryl Crow was play a show in YOUR town?

Rase
08-11-2004, 07:27 AM
Then I'd move.

What if Squaresoft decided to close shop?

Giga Guess
08-11-2004, 01:35 PM
Then I'd go and toss myself off a cliff.

What if you had a magic remote that worked on people?

Breine
08-11-2004, 02:16 PM
Then I'd be like the master of all my human puppets! Muhahaha! :D

What if the sky was green instead of blue?

sephxangel
08-11-2004, 02:29 PM
Then the grass would be blue.


what if there was no music?

Rase
08-11-2004, 06:52 PM
Then I would be bored at least 3 more hours a day.

What if nanotechnology was invented?

Giga Guess
08-11-2004, 11:54 PM
Then I'd be one buff mofo!

What if you could inflate yourself at will?

Freya
08-12-2004, 12:24 AM
then id most liekly fly away


What if you could create anything with just thinking about it

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 12:26 AM
I'd end world famine! Or make myself an Xbox....either or.

What if you could call on a mythical creature of your choosing?

Freya
08-12-2004, 12:29 AM
i would make a dragon or a phenoix

what if you were water?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 12:31 AM
Then it'd only be a 25% difference. And I'd make a huge mess.

What if you could make one person into stone?

Freya
08-12-2004, 12:34 AM
then id turn jamie a girl i hate and "accidently" push her over and break her


What if you could see through walls?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 12:36 AM
WOOHOO! I'd have a lot of fun not fit to be mentioned here!

What if you could WALK through walls?

Freya
08-12-2004, 12:38 AM
Id also have alot of fun with that and also not fit to say here

what if you could be any animal for a day?

UltimateSpamGrover
08-12-2004, 12:49 AM
I'd be a dog, what would you do if you can be Regis Philbin for a day?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 12:52 AM
I'd make mySELF a millionaire.

What if you had a billion dollars? Tax free.

Freya
08-12-2004, 12:58 AM
i would by a house then put alot of money into virtual reality

What if you could go to a disant planet?

Erdrick Holmes
08-12-2004, 01:00 AM
I'd make friends with space aliens and tell them that earth made the crop circles thay never made.

What if Amazon.com got rid of the "You buy it now and we never send it to you" policy?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 01:03 AM
Then that would make them....effective. Scary.

What if you could enter a video game of your choosing?

Freya
08-12-2004, 01:05 AM
i would take over that world

What if you could kill sum one and get away with it?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 01:07 AM
Heh.....the world would be rid of Britney Spears! At last!

What if you could be any celebrity for one day?

Freya
08-12-2004, 01:14 AM
hmm id be bill gates send all his money to me and there

what if you could go into any show?

UltimateSpamGrover
08-12-2004, 01:19 AM
I'd go into Family Feud, what if you can be a Cid's Knight?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 01:20 AM
THEN I'D HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What if you could have any power possible?

Freya
08-12-2004, 01:23 AM
id have the power to have all power, what if you didn't have to eat or sleep to survive?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 03:32 AM
Then I'd be awake and hungry....but alive....and be logging a LOT more time online!

What if you could walk on water?

mr. anderson
08-12-2004, 03:46 AM
then people would call me jesus :D

what if cactuars were real?

Rase
08-12-2004, 07:11 AM
Then deserts would be a lot less popular.

What if you could defy gravity?

Rainecloud
08-12-2004, 07:26 AM
I'd be in Space, trying to find a way to un-defy gravity. *nods*

What if this thread was mysteriously closed by someone?

Dark Matter
08-12-2004, 07:31 AM
......that mysterious guy is me. :shame:
What if Rinoa's my wife??????

Meat Puppet
08-12-2004, 07:35 AM
Then you've got er... problems.

What if you broke all your fingers in a bear trap?

Unknown_Soldier
08-12-2004, 09:16 AM
then i you would all would drink me. XD

What if there was no difference between Males and Females?

UltimateSpamGrover
08-12-2004, 10:38 AM
then we would never exist in th first place, so therefore we wouldnt be posting here, THE END

Ki Ki
08-12-2004, 01:25 PM
Because you dork forgot to ask a question. x.x

What if the sky is falling???? OmG!

Breine
08-12-2004, 07:01 PM
Then I'd give myself some utter pleasure with help from my right hand, and disappear from this world in one big orgasm... o_O

What if you, and only you, ate with your butt?

Rase
08-12-2004, 10:02 PM
I'd starve to death.

What if we could fly?

Dixie
08-12-2004, 10:09 PM
We wouldn't need airplanes and cars.

What if there weren't any kittens in the world?

Giga Guess
08-12-2004, 11:52 PM
Then this world's cuteness factor would be unacceptable.

What if the world suddenly went "Silent Hill?" (as in dirty, corrupted, and full of grotesque monsters)

Rase
08-12-2004, 11:56 PM
I'd stock up on guns and ammunition, then get together with my friends and protect ourselves.

What if we suddenly went mideval (as in the world went to the Middle Ages)?

nik0tine
08-13-2004, 12:00 AM
What if the world suddenly went "Silent Hill?" (as in dirty, corrupted, and full of grotesque monsters)


Then that means george bush wins the election in November. :p

What if you were in Auschwitz?

Edit: Damn, its moving faster than i expected!

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 12:04 AM
Nothing! I'm Irish!

What if you were suddenly of a minority?

Rase
08-13-2004, 12:22 AM
I'd go to a place where I WASN'T the minority.

Okay, let's try this again. What if the world suddenly went back to the Middle Ages?

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 12:25 AM
Hmmm....since I have no gold, I'd be broke. But I'd try to have fun anyways.

What if for one day you had the Midas Touch?

Triple T
08-13-2004, 12:27 AM
Then I'd be touching people... more. :aimwink:

What if you were another skin color?

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 12:29 AM
I'd be....I'd be....BLUE!

What if you could change any physical characteristic of yourself?

Rase
08-13-2004, 12:30 AM
Well, I wouldn't touch anyone, but I'd touch rocks and stuff to completly destroy our economy.

What if you were given control of the world for one week?

metro
08-13-2004, 12:54 AM
id abolish religion


what if daddy told you santa wasent real?

Triple T
08-13-2004, 01:25 AM
I'd be like "omg liek now i cry :fpsorrow:"

What if you were caught picking your nose? :p

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 02:28 AM
Erm....been there, done that.


What if you were a deity?

Casey
08-13-2004, 02:42 AM
I would live forever. I would make so many stars and heavens, and make the universe last forever, with out the fear of it imploding on itself.


What if you were forced to live in a 3rd world country, with no means of getting out. What would you do?

Trumpet Thief
08-13-2004, 02:47 AM
chaos: I'd run around in circles until they toss me into the water!

Rubedo: What would you do if FF never existed, and Xenosaga was the latest craze?

Casey
08-13-2004, 02:52 AM
I wouldnt care because I dont play FF much anymore. :p I like Xenogears/Xenosaga series more anyways!


What if a 100 mph hurricane was headed your way, what would you do?

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 03:20 AM
PANIC!

What would you do if Christina Aguilera was headed your way?

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
08-13-2004, 03:36 AM
GRIN

what if you woke up as the oppisite sex?

Unknown_Soldier
08-13-2004, 09:15 AM
whoa that would rule. i would like... never wear a shirt XD

What if Yuna wasn't so friggin ugly?

Triple T
08-13-2004, 12:52 PM
Then Tidus wouldn't care if she died. :)

What if there was Yuri in the dubbed Cardcaptors, too?

Ki Ki
08-13-2004, 02:50 PM
Then .... I'm soory I don't know what you're talking about.

What if I knew what he was talking about? :{

Freya
08-13-2004, 06:55 PM
Then we'd all know what he was talking about

What if your head turned into a Giant peach?

DMKA
08-13-2004, 07:43 PM
Then I'd stay as far away from all guys named "James" as I could(my bro's name is James too XD).

What if the hokey pokey ISN'T what its all about!?!?

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 07:43 PM
Then my whole life is based on a lie!!!!!

What would you do if your best friends head suddenly turned into your favorite food in front of your very eyes?

Rase
08-13-2004, 07:44 PM
Then I'd run from all the peach lovers in the world and use my huge head to sail to the North Pole.

What if you could be one videogame character for one day?

EDIT: Whoops, hehe, that was odd. ANyway, I guess this ones next.

Originally Posted by devilmaykickass:
What if the hokey pokey ISN'T what its all about!?!?

Then I'd cry from being lied to for so many years.

What if you could be one videogame character for one day?

DMKA
08-13-2004, 07:46 PM
Then I'd be Akuma from Street Fighter, cause hes just the shiznit.

What if I dated your mom?

escobert
08-13-2004, 07:46 PM
Then I would be Vincent :p

What if this thread got closed :p?

Rase
08-13-2004, 07:48 PM
Then I'd be sad.

What if the Matrix is real?

escobert
08-13-2004, 07:49 PM
Then we would be in it right now :p

what if god were one of us? xD

DMKA
08-13-2004, 07:51 PM
Then HOOTERS would be God.

What if I dated your dad?

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 07:52 PM
Good Luck!

What if you were suddenly surrounded by the Lady Marmalade 4 (Mya, Lil' Kin, Pink, and X-Tina)

DMKA
08-13-2004, 07:55 PM
Then I'd ask them the age old question of mine "What the hell does 'GITCHY GITCHY YA YA DA TA MOCA CHOKA LOTTA SEY SWA' mean?".

What if I spamed every forum on the net besides this one to hell?

Trumpet Thief
08-13-2004, 07:57 PM
chaos: Then I'd make you a Moderator!

Rubedo: What if I never came to EOFF?

DMKA
08-13-2004, 07:59 PM
Then I would of never read anything you ever typed.

What if a 20 oz. Dr Pepper costed $20?

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 08:00 PM
Meh. I'd drink something else.

What if *I* never joined EoFF?

Trumpet Thief
08-13-2004, 08:03 PM
chaos: Then I wouldn't have any Giga Points!

Rubedo: What if I was a Moderator?

escobert
08-13-2004, 08:06 PM
Then you could close thif thread :P

what is I was a admin :evil:

Giga Guess
08-13-2004, 08:06 PM
Then YOU could close this thread.

What if I was a Cid's Knight?

DMKA
08-13-2004, 09:10 PM
Then you'd be "like Shinra and get in the way". :p

What if kirk81 never got banned?

Lord Xehanort
08-13-2004, 10:11 PM
kirk81 was banned!? I knew chu52 was, but not kirk81.

Oh well, time to answer.

A: He'd still be here.

Q: What if I don't get an Academic Letter this year!? *cries at the thougt*

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 12:15 AM
(No idea what that is...college approval...?)
You'd be....letterless?

What if you could be any Final Fantasy combat job you wanted?

Lord Xehanort
08-14-2004, 12:30 AM
(The Academic Letter is an award presented to students whose GPA is 3.5 or higher)

Oh, and I'd be a Black Mage... w/o the stupid clothes

Q: What if I get banned from EoFF for being too... let's call it 'different'?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 12:36 AM
Then I'd be sad...:(

What if I was normal?

Unknown_Soldier
08-14-2004, 03:35 AM
You already are.

What if The Titanic didn't sink?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 04:04 AM
Then I wouldn't have had to endure 3 hours of HELL to satisfy my sister.

What if there was no such thing as horror movies?

disapointedchild
08-14-2004, 04:18 AM
Then we wouldnt need mommies beds to sleep in after

what if sarcasm never cought on

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 04:26 AM
I have NO idea. Whatever COULD happen then?

What if everyone acted true to their Zodiac sign?

Trumpet Thief
08-14-2004, 04:29 AM
chaos: Then I wouldn't be here right now!

Rubedo: What if everyone loved me?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 04:36 AM
I love you already. But in a totally platonic way. Really!

What if we were suddenly Manga?

Trumpet Thief
08-14-2004, 05:02 AM
chaos: Then I would want to be Trowa Barton!

Rubedo: What if I was Albedo?

FightClubFan#47
08-14-2004, 05:13 AM
then you wouldnt be rubedo!

What if Moombas ruled the world?

mr. anderson
08-14-2004, 05:35 AM
then the world would be called moombaland

what if there were no smilies :eek:

Trumpet Thief
08-14-2004, 06:03 AM
chaos: Then HOOTERS would've never been born...

Rubedo: What if someone thought I was cool?

Kilika
08-14-2004, 06:10 AM
Then I think Chaos would get mad.

What if the sky was green?

mr. anderson
08-14-2004, 06:13 AM
then it would rain skittles!

what if this thread closed?

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 06:18 AM
then there'd be no point in me replying

what if soap was never invented

Kilika
08-14-2004, 06:19 AM
Skittles are awesome! Taste the rainbow!

we would all stink....pee eww

what if the world had no gravity?

Linus
08-14-2004, 06:19 AM
We would float into the sun instead.

What if I could still make threads, a right which was denied to me BY THE ADMINISTRATION?

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 06:22 AM
( im guessing you were answering to mr. andersons post but it still works with mine)

then surfing would becomeeven more fun

what if homework was never invented *treasures the thought*

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 06:52 AM
AAAAHHH i'm confused.

(answering to linus) then there'd be more threads

what if people barked instead of speaking

Ki Ki
08-14-2004, 10:37 AM
Then we'd all bark at each other until we went deaf and died of deafness. (:

What if I turned 100 today?

Meat Puppet
08-14-2004, 10:45 AM
I'd be um... something. Depends if the age change affected only you or everyone else :confused:

What if you were stupid?

Ki Ki
08-14-2004, 10:51 AM
Then there wouldn't be much of a change. Would there? <:

What if you were banned?

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 11:24 AM
then there'd be one less member

what if every console and computor was taken off the market

UltimateSpamGrover
08-14-2004, 11:30 AM
then we wouldnt be posting here

what if Rubedo became Lionheart Griever again?

FreaQaZoiD
08-14-2004, 11:51 AM
then i'd wait for a question i understand to come up.

What if i found a time machine, went back to teh dawn of time, and shot that damn fish that tried to breathe, then camped till teh next one came up, and so forth?

Mo-Nercy
08-14-2004, 11:58 AM
Then evolution will be slowed down for about 70 years or however long you'll live.

What if the Chinese soccer team won the World Cup one day?

Breine
08-14-2004, 12:23 PM
Then I'd be at least a little surprised...

What if a woman was the president?

UltimateSpamGrover
08-14-2004, 12:28 PM
then I'd cheer

what if you were forced to be a host of a kids' game show?

Mo-Nercy
08-14-2004, 12:34 PM
Then I'd fill their little heads with evil thoughts.

What if I became intoxicated and fainted on your lap?

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 12:34 PM
then there'd be cheap prizes cuz i took all the good ones

what if micheal moore was president

UltimateSpamGrover
08-14-2004, 02:14 PM
Mo Nercy : I would throw you into my pool

Eternal Essence: I'd kill you for bringing up the idea


What if you can see your grandchildren at this very moment?

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 02:14 PM
(this is getting way too hard too keep up with)

then you'd find all your stuff had mysteriously dissapeared

what if square enix were giving away all there stuff because they were going out of business.

UltimateSpamGrover
08-14-2004, 02:16 PM
I would become president of FFXI

what if you suddenly became ShlupQuack?

Pheesh
08-14-2004, 03:08 PM
then i would be shlupQuack

what if everyone had to bow down to loonybob

Lord Xehanort
08-14-2004, 04:59 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to agree with Chris/Kilika; Skittles are great! TASTE THE RAINBOW!

I like rainbows.

Then I'd be on my knees in front of LoonyBob. Hee-hee... dirty.

Q: What if FFX-2 had never been made? *treasures the thought*

Trumpet Thief
08-14-2004, 05:19 PM
chaos: Then the world would have been a better place.

Rubedo: What if someone hated Gundam Wing?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 06:08 PM
Heh. Never seen it, but from what I hear, it's highly unlikely.

What if you had access to the cards of Cardcaptor/Sakura?

Takara
08-14-2004, 06:25 PM
I'd probably complain about the fact I have to use that pink rod to use the Clow Cards because I hate pink.

What if Japan won WWII?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 06:27 PM
Then I suppose Anime would be the world's primary publication.

What if tomorrow you found out someone signed you up for a suicide mission?

Trumpet Thief
08-14-2004, 06:39 PM
chaos: I'd go around town doing a lot of idiotic things.

Rubedo: What if everyone loved me and chaos and worshipped me too?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 06:46 PM
Then you'd be....as a GOD!

What if you could revive any species from extinction?

Takara
08-14-2004, 06:50 PM
I'd open a fast-food restaurant chain named "Kentucky Fried Dodo". :D

What if Earth had more than one moon?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 06:57 PM
Then the tides would be massively screwed up.

What if you had control of the weather?

Trumpet Thief
08-14-2004, 06:59 PM
chaos: Then I would go evil and kill everyone and make everyone bow down before me!

Rubedo: What if I was a girl? *Shudder*

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 07:00 PM
Then....you wouldn't be my type. I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me.

What if I was really Agent Proto?

DMKA
08-14-2004, 08:09 PM
Then you wouldn't be Giga Guess.

What if Ansem was diabetic?

Giga Guess
08-14-2004, 08:30 PM
Then he wouldn't need his super secret stash of choclate I found.

What if your best friend suddenly turned into chocolate?

Trumpet Thief
08-15-2004, 03:53 AM
chaos: I'd eat him!

Rubedo: What if I turned into chocolate?

Giga Guess
08-15-2004, 03:57 AM
*Looks at Rubedo hungrily*

What if everything really DID taste like chicken?

FightClubFan#47
08-15-2004, 04:21 AM
Life would be bla.

What if BAoTW never existed?

Giga Guess
08-15-2004, 04:27 AM
Well, seeing as thee link in your sig don't work, I have no idea.

What if we were just one big family?

FightClubFan#47
08-15-2004, 04:41 AM
*wonders wats wrong with the link**shrugs*

You mean we arnt already(the answer to Gigas question)

what if i know how to work the link?

Giga Guess
08-15-2004, 04:54 AM
(Awwwww....so sweet. But no. We're missing the drunken uncle and slutty sister)

Then I'd've been able to give a straight answer to your last question.

What if you suddenly sprouted wings?

Jebus
08-15-2004, 04:57 AM
Then I'd use them to my advantage and rule everyone who believes in angels.

What if modern music only sucked slightly instead of as much as it does?

Giga Guess
08-15-2004, 04:58 AM
Then I'd be a happy, happy person. With a full hard drive.

What if it was the 80s again?

DMKA
08-15-2004, 06:21 AM
Then I'd kill myself.

What if people actually listened to some modern music and played some newer games before automatically labeling them as "crap"?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 06:41 AM
Then I'd eat my socks.

What if you were Spider-man??

Unknown_Soldier
08-15-2004, 09:13 AM
Then i would side with the Green Goblin.

What if Jack Sparrow was played by Ashton Kutcher?

Resha
08-15-2004, 09:53 AM
He'd be goofy.

UltimateSpamGrover
08-15-2004, 09:54 AM
Hed be goofy,

what if EoFF suddenly shut down permanently?

Meat Puppet
08-15-2004, 09:55 AM
I'd have less stuff to do.

What if I weren't stupid?

Resha
08-15-2004, 09:58 AM
I'd be sad if Eoff shut down. If I asked a question, it'd be lame.

UltimateSpamGrover
08-15-2004, 09:58 AM
then you'd be lame,

what if Family Guy aired a new episode tomorrow?

Unknown_Soldier
08-15-2004, 10:22 AM
Then i'd just have to watch it.

What if there was a meteor shower and the meteors were made of Gummi blocks? =D

Kilika
08-15-2004, 10:24 AM
it would be the end of starvation....kind of....

What if.....dogs and cats got along?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 10:25 AM
Then they'd all get married. {=
What if I was a dragon?

Resha
08-15-2004, 10:26 AM
I eat them.

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 10:29 AM
???

What if today was the last day before the end of the world meaning tomorrow would be the end of the world meaning tomorrow you'd all die??

Unknown_Soldier
08-15-2004, 10:30 AM
that would suck.

What if you witnessed the sun devouring the earth? ... and lived... somehow.

nik0tine
08-15-2004, 10:41 AM
I would have some awful third degree burns.

What if you felt like you had to sneeze but you couldn't sneeze, so the feeling just intensified forever?

UltimateSpamGrover
08-15-2004, 12:43 PM
I'd turn into Uncle Fester from the Addams Family

What if you suddenly became Uncle Fester?

Breine
08-15-2004, 02:15 PM
Then I'd blow myself up multiple times a day, without getting hurt.

What if gravity didn't exist?

Mo-Nercy
08-15-2004, 02:17 PM
Then I'd be like "Look MA! I can fly..and fly..and fly...and fly..I wanna get off.."

What if there was WAY TOO MUCH gravity?

FreaQaZoiD
08-15-2004, 02:28 PM
I'd sleep a helluva lot more. Waking up = more effort than NOW?! :(

What if the Taliban stuck back and overthrew all other forms of government, not unlike the Sith?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 02:29 PM
Then we'd all be shooting each other.

What if I kissed you?

TasteyPies
08-15-2004, 02:31 PM
I would melt.

What if I dumped a case of frogs on you?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 02:33 PM
I would cry.

What if I ate you?

FreaQaZoiD
08-15-2004, 02:34 PM
'Oooh save some for me! Oh wait...'

What if the pirates and aliens came back to finish me off?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 02:36 PM
Then I'd eat your corpse. (:

What if I said you look like a zombie?

FreaQaZoiD
08-15-2004, 02:37 PM
I'd disagree but my jaw might fall off.

What if i did attain the rank of LvL 99 Fragmaster X of the Platinum Elite Dragon?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 02:39 PM
Then you would attain the rank of LvL 99 Fragmaster of the Dragon. (:

What if I cried now?

TasteyPies
08-15-2004, 02:53 PM
I would hand you a hankey....an exploding hankey

What if i handed you an exploding hankey?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 02:57 PM
Then I'd wipe my nose and it would explode then I'd be noseless then I'd cry and be sad cause I didn't have a nose thanks to you!

What if I came after you 'cause you exploded my nose???!!

TasteyPies
08-15-2004, 02:58 PM
I would run away screaming at the noseless zombie!

What if Kiki was a zombie?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 03:00 PM
Ah!! I would cry because I didn't have a nose!!

Then I'd be sure to chase pies!! ESPECIALLY TASTEY ONES. >}

FreaQaZoiD
08-15-2004, 03:01 PM
I'd have to frag her :D Sorry KiKi. Its in teh rules. All undead = Instant Frag

What if the horrible movie Waterworld became a reality?

Ki Ki
08-15-2004, 03:08 PM
Then I'd be a swimming zombie and look for a pie to eat and a freak!!

What if I ate tasteypies?

(what's frag?)

DMKA
08-15-2004, 03:14 PM
Then you'd be arrested for public indecency.

What if you stumbled upon a website containing Donad Duck hentai?

Dark Matter
08-15-2004, 03:45 PM
That's great. Donald Duck with devilmaykickass hentai........ :eek:

What if I kick your arse so hard?

Giga Guess
08-15-2004, 04:34 PM
Then I'd cut you! Or kick, bite and scratch....whichever came to mind...

What if you could suddenly master any martial arts?

DMKA
08-15-2004, 08:06 PM
Then I'd kick even more ass...

What if you stumbled upon a website containing nothing more than a picture of two beds and a coffee machine?

Lord Xehanort
08-15-2004, 08:14 PM
I'd make a thread at EoFF about it.

Q: What if MB7, DMKA, and I all got locked in a room together for 24 straight hours?

DMKA
08-15-2004, 08:39 PM
Then I'd be Banned for saying.

What if Ansem ever ran out of cookie dough?

Lord Xehanort
08-15-2004, 09:07 PM
I'd go insane and lock DMKA, MB7 and myself in a room for 24 straight hours to see what would happen?

Q: Why would DMKA be banned if he said what would happen if he, MB7, and I were locked in a room for 24 straight hours?

Trumpet Thief
08-15-2004, 09:35 PM
chaos: 'Cause whoever says that would get banned...

Rubedo: What if DMKA, Ansem, MBVII and ME got locked into a room... What would happen?

Lord Xehanort
08-15-2004, 09:50 PM
Hmm... 2 bisexual boys, one homosexual boy, and you... let's just say that things would get pretty... frisky. :greenie:

Q: What if you had supreme power over the world?

Misfit
08-15-2004, 09:56 PM
I already do. :D

What if you got attacked by a rabid squirrel and it bit off your face?

Trumpet Thief
08-15-2004, 10:16 PM
chaos: Then I would do exactly what the antagonist in Texas Chainsaw Massacre did... :hyper:

Rubedo: What if I just joined EOFF today?

Lord Xehanort
08-15-2004, 10:21 PM
Then I would feed you Yaoi Fudge Cookies and give you an Ansem plushie

Q: What if a member stranger than Misfit showed up?

Takara
08-16-2004, 12:13 AM
The world as we know it would end because reality could not grasp the concept of someone more strange than Misfit. ;)

What if George W. Bush suddenly self-combusted?

TasteyPies
08-16-2004, 12:17 AM
Everyone would cry for the loss of such a great leader.

What if everyone smelled like melted plastic?

Misfit
08-16-2004, 12:30 AM
Then I might have to be even more social to sniff everybody. ^_^_^_^

What if TasteyPies wasn't actually a PIE?!!1

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 12:34 AM
You mean he IS?!?!? I mean I had no idea...I guess he'd be a cake.

What if I was locked in the room with Rubedo, DMKA, Ansem, and MBVII? ;)

nik0tine
08-16-2004, 12:34 AM
he'd still be tasty!

what if the punk revolution back in the 70's never happend?

EDIT: grrr!!! this goes so fast!

Trumpet Thief
08-16-2004, 01:05 AM
chaos: Then all of you would be forced to hear the wrath of the Xenosaga characters. Otherwise, it would be a while 'till Ansem brainwashes us all and...

Rubedo: What if I was locked in a room with Ultima Shadow, Giga Guess, devilmaykickass, Ansem, MateriaBladeVII, Xander and TasteyPies?

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 01:11 AM
Whee! Fun of the censored variety!

What if you could meet your polar moral opposite?

nik0tine
08-16-2004, 01:29 AM
Then I would be meeting a republican.

What if there was tornado that would never dissapear?

Trumpet Thief
08-16-2004, 01:32 AM
chaos: I wouldn't be able to fight the urge and run into it and be able to fly! Yay!!

Rubedo: What if I had FOUR personalities?

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 01:34 AM
Things'd get awful confusing!

What if Rubedo only had ONE personality?

DMKA
08-16-2004, 01:35 AM
Then he wouldn't be Rubedo. :D

What if I became the next member of Menudo?

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 01:37 AM
The you'd be shkin' your Bon-bon right now!

What if I was the missing Spice Girl?

Trumpet Thief
08-16-2004, 01:39 AM
chaos: Then I would hunt you down and be sure to kill you, knowing that I failed in doing that the first time.

Rubedo: What if I went back to being normal, Lionheart Griever?

DMKA
08-16-2004, 01:46 AM
Then I'd be a little less confused.

What if The Beatles would of never split up?

Trumpet Thief
08-16-2004, 01:47 AM
chaos: Then they would have to see eachother die, yet still go on...

Rubedo: What if I had world domination?

DMKA
08-16-2004, 01:50 AM
Then the wolrd would probably be in better shape than it is now.

What if everyone had a fetish for people with clothes on?

Erdrick Holmes
08-16-2004, 01:57 AM
F3 Would be a damnedable LIE!!!

What if they made low-carb carbohydrate medicine for pople with carbo deficinecy? (I see it happening, seriously)

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 01:58 AM
Well I'd say it'd be a sugar pill, but do you have any IDEA how many carbs are in those things?! :P They'd be useless.

What if there were NO anti nudity laws?

Trumpet Thief
08-16-2004, 02:02 AM
chaos: Then I wouldn't be here right now... :hyper:

Rubedo: What if :rolleyes2 didn't :hyper: the :love: because it's :eep: was a bit on the :eep: side, yet it decided to :moomba: anyway, because it was a brave :oscar: but sadly lost to the :tongue: but met :banbleys?

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 02:05 AM
One word: huh?

What if I had someone to translate that?

SomethingBig
08-16-2004, 02:17 AM
Then you'd have a happy go-lucky person.

What if dogs existed?

Giga Guess
08-16-2004, 02:22 AM
Well then I must've been seeing things at my folks' place, cuz it's crawlin' with 'em! :razz:

What if all Final Fantasy creatures existed?

TasteyPies
08-16-2004, 02:23 AM
I would take out my gunblade and save the world from the bad ones.

What if all food in the world turned to cheese?

Trumpet Thief
08-16-2004, 02:24 AM
chaos: Then right now I would probably be being eaten by a T-Rexaur

Rubedo: What if I didn't have those split personalities? Would I still be noticed?

SomethingBig
08-16-2004, 02:24 AM
EDIT: I would notice, prolly.

What if Cloud appeared at your doorstep and asked for a pile of sugar and his rump?