Myst

[Giga Guess]

.....I dunno....I don't just trust anyo-FRIEND!

Alliance with Super Shiny Land? Why not?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Can you post it in the alliance thread? I am currently occupied...

[Giga Guess]

Done. So anyways...

[XxSephirothxX]

Hiya, I'm your newest little subject! I'll do what I can to be a loyal civilian. And I bring with me Cheesus, the god of Cheese and Laziness!
Cheesus! (http://www.spaceavenue.com/3/ZixL6v1095123677.jpg)
Don't worry though, you don't have to believe in him....he sleeps a lot anyways. :D

[Trumpet Thief]

Hiya, I'm your newest little subject! I'll do what I can to be a loyal civilian. And I bring with me Cheesus, the god of Cheese and Laziness!
Cheesus! (http://www.spaceavenue.com/3/ZixL6v1095123677.jpg)
Don't worry though, you don't have to believe in him....he sleeps a lot anyways. :D

chaos: I'll just confirm your join for Myst. I feel so special now! :love:

Rubedo: Congrats Giga, your nation is truly the best.

[Giga Guess]

Welcome Azar...erm...again. Glad I finally wore ya down! I already awarded you your Giga Points, so....welcome!

[Polyonymous]

oh! another person has joined the great nation of myst. may we be fruitfull and multiply.... err.... i mean, we are gona crush all the other nations under or large and mighty..... err.... you get the point.

[FightClubFan#47]

*kills new myst member* *nelson laugh"HA ha"* :chuckle: *gets shot* Hah ha, minor wound. *dies*

[Giga Guess]

Guess what?! We. Officially. Rule. Sea Travel is now possible. And we MUST have a pretty good navy (seeing as the only town not oceanside is Ferris, and it ain't THAT far off)

[Polyonymous]

we should get pirates to raid other peoples ships, just like sir francis drake did (if im thinking of the right person). that way we can rule the seas and destroy every other coastal town (and protect our own too of course)

[Jiro]

i agree with poly. since we rule lets rule even more by taking over the world! *gasp* *laughs very maniacally*

[Giga Guess]

Heh. It may not be that difficult, seeing as we are now allied with Super Shiny Land (The second(?) largest nation.) But not right now. Perhaps in a little bit we can start combing for inactive nations, seeing a Proto's prolly gonna be hunting to axe them too...

[Polyonymous]

thats right! we got to axe them first! :D

[Brian The Pink Shark]

let's attack Rye's old nation :choc:

[Polyonymous]

if we attack a city and win is that city added to our population?

[Giga Guess]

Let's hold out on global domination. For now. Not to say it won't happen, just...not yet. ESPECIALLY since the combat mechanics haven't been completely figured out.

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: KILL THEIR ASSES ALREADY!

Ansem: We shouldn't rush into things. Besides, don't you want to lose your virginity before you go charging into war?

Kounetsu: I AM NOT A VIRGIN!!!

Ansem: Actually, you are. I always stop you before you can rape anyone. You're a virgin, Kounetsu.

Kounetsu: I'll settle that! *grabs Giga and drags him away*

Ansem: You can't rape the King of Myst!

Kounetsu: Watch me! *laughs hysterically*

[Giga Guess]

Careful! I know Tai-Queen-Do!

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: And I'm a Demon. I can burn you with Black Fire or I can tear your head off and mount it on my wall over my fireplace!

Ansem: Don't forget to mention your skills with a sword, throwing knives, crossbows, staffs, and spears.

Kounetsu: I wasn't going to mention that, but he knows now!

Ansem: OH! I forgot about your skills with a whip!

Kounetsu: I didn't! *laughs hysterically*

[Giga Guess]

Yes, well I have the forces of light at my command. Plus I am skilled in the arts of the spear , naginata, and katana. And I too can use a whip ;)

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Actually, Giga... you're just a human. Humans have no powers.

Kounetsu: Not to mention he's already shackled to the bedposts.

Ansem: Yes, that to...

Kounetsu: Got anything to say now, tough guy? *laughs lustily*

Ansem: Shouldn't you be laughing hysterically?

Kounetsu: STOP RUINING THE MOMENT, ANSEM!!!

[Giga Guess]

Human, huh? Who said anything about human?

*"Orbs" out of the shackles (Watch Charmed...it's like teleport)*

You were saying...?

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *has watched Charmed and has seen the episode with the Seer's cage that held all the girls within it even when they tried to Orb* I'm always prepared. *grins lustily while chuckling to himself*

Ansem: You watch too much T.V., Kounetsu.

Kounetsu: But it's all about to pay off, my young friend. *whips Giga's shirt off* Oh yeah... that's the way. *laughs hysterically*

[Giga Guess]

Shackles!
*Orbs the shackles off of my arms*

More than one way to skin a cat...

(So MAYBE I watch a bit much TV...so what...)

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: I love when they play hard-to-get! It's so sexy!

Ansem: If he doesn't have any shackles on, can't he just run away?

Kounetsu: The cage will keep him in here.

Ansem: Are you going to let him go?

Kounetsu: Not until I've had my fun! I'm not about to lose to a mere witch!

Ansem: Wouldn't he technically be a warlock?

Kounetsu: Not according to the show. Now come along, Giga. *beckons Giga closer*

[Giga Guess]

Uh-uh, and if you keep this up, I'll UNbequeath my porn collection to you. I will!

[Polyonymous]

im here to help you giga! dont get any ideas Kounetsu, if you do i will let out <i>my</i> alter ego! Tyler Durden is worse than a demon!

[FightClubFan#47]

:eep: *walks away*

[Giga Guess]

Heh. Thanks poly. :p

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: Enough!! No more personalities! Me and Ansem stay, the rest leave... NOWW!

Rubedo: Wow, Trowa, I never knew you had it in you...

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

chaos: It's like he never was...

Rubedo: o_O

[FightClubFan#47]

*shoots Rubedo* :chuckle: *gets shot* damnation *dies, again*

[Polyonymous]

Enough!! No more personalities! Me and Ansem stay, the rest leave... NOWW!

just so you know im not goin with that whole personalitly thing. Tyler Durden is from a movie called fight club where he really is the alter ego of somebody.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: We know we know, Trowa just has a large sense of humour, right Trowa? *Nudges Trowa*

Trowa: Meh, that was a joke anyhow. Still, it gets kinda annoying when people imitate it.

[Jiro]

..... *cough cough* :eep:

Edit: Hey Giga, borrow one of my swords. *points to sig* heh...

[Lord Xehanort]

Uh-uh, and if you keep this up, I'll UNbequeath my porn collection to you. I will!

Kounetsu: How can you UNbequeath your porn collection to me, when you never bequeathed it to me!? *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: Why does everyone think that Kounetsu is my alter ego? He's a separate entity within my body who has developed methods of communicating with me and possessing me.

Kounetsu: DON'T TELL THEM MY SECRETS, MORON!

Ansem: Oops...

Kounetsu: *speaking condescendingly* As for the rest of you, trying to help your poor, poor King, give up. You can't win. Not even Albedo could break this cage. And there's no way to pass a sword in to him! Face it; when you go up against the best, you set yourself up for failure. *laughs hysterically* Now, GiGi, you can cooperate, or we can do this the hard way. It's your choice.

Ansem: *shouting urgently* Someone grab the key on the hook over there and give it to Giga! *points to it* I want his porn collection!

Kounetsu: ANSEM, YOU FOOL! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?!?!

Ansem: I don't want to be landed with a rape charge. Besides, I respect His Majesty and I won't sit idly by while you torture him! *does sleeper hold on self so that Kounetsu can't use his body to harm Giga*

[Giga Guess]

Ah, but I did...look in a thread called something like "And to you I leave..." or something like that. Gen. Chat or something. And don't make me UNsuppress Omega...

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: *just waking up* Just call for the damn keys, Paige so you can get out of here!

Kounetsu: *thundering roar* NOT UNTIL I'VE HAD MY FUN!

Ansem: But then he'll take back his porn collection. You love porn, Kounetsu.

Kounetsu: *grr* Oh, very well! Let him run, let him hide, I always get what I want; and he is no exception! *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: I knew you'd see things my way. *runs off to GC to find this thread*

[Giga Guess]

:D I knew you'd see it my way...

[Lord Xehanort]

:D I knew you'd see it my way...

Kounetsu: *eyes flash crimson as he glares malevolently at Giga's smug grin* *a long, blood-red katana forms in his right hand, and a barrage of knives burst forth from his left, pinning Giga to the ground* *Kounetsu sneers at his victim as he plunges the katana deep into Giga's lower anatomy* *Kounetsu grins with sadistic delight as Giga squeals in pain*

Ansem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kounetsu: Since he never had a chance to UNbequeath his porn collection, it's ours.

Ansem: Actually, he bequeated it to me. Not you. However, I'd trade it all, along with my left testicle, just to bring him back. Maybe Omega has some sort of healing powers?

Kounetsu: Who cares? I just killed someone! Time for my trademark! *laughs hysterically* *vanishes from cage and back to the palace in Ferris*

[Giga Guess]

Puh-lease...
*Flash of blinding light, and as the flash subsides the knives are gone, and all wounds healed...*

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: YAY! Giga's back! *huggles Giga*

Kounetsu: DAMNATION! *growls and beats things*

Ansem: *huggles Giga over and over again*

Kounetsu: *in a sing-song voice* Ansem's only fifteeeeeen!

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: Jealous are we Kounetsu?

Rubedo: Enough Albedo!

chaos: *Sigh*

Rubedo: Anyhoo, we just wanted to say "hi" again as buddies. Hope you guys are having fun in your *perfect* nation. I'll let you guys continue on your little quarrel now...

[Giga Guess]

Quarrel? Naah...just wrasslin'.

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: I don't want to 'wrassle'! I want to 'play'!

Ansem: But, I'm holding Giga right now. So nyah!

Kounetsu: *grr* I need a vent for my rage!

Ansem: How about Albedo? Or Rubedo? One of them insulted you, and one of them insulted our perfect nation!

Kounetsu: Good idea, my young friend! *lunges*

[The Triumphant Hero]

Quick Rubedo, use this thing!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/NukeTime.bmp
Incase you need it again, here's the code
[*IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/NukeTime.bmp[*/IMG]
PS Sorry about the cruddy look

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Umm, I said *perfect* to show the *perfection* of your *perfect* nation... *cough*

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* Poor Kounetsu is at it again...

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *grr* ANSEM! HAVE YOU FOUND A WAY TO KILL HIM YET!?

Ansem: I believe I have. We've already found that dismembering him and attacking his body have no effect whatsoever. But what if we remove his heart? His body wouldn't be able to sustain itself while the regeneration process commences.

Kounetsu: You may have something there! LET'S DO IT! *dashes at Albedo*

[Polyonymous]

*sits idoly by and watches* this is a great show!

[FightClubFan#47]

*whispers*YES! This is what I have been waiting for. Start Operation Kounetsu. Let's see who is the truely stronger one.

[Giga Guess]

Heh...hmmmm....I wonder...

[The Triumphant Hero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/NukeTime.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/NukeTime.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/NukeTime.bmp
I repeat, Albedo, use these!
the code, for future use is:[IMG*]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/NukeTime.bmp[/IMG*] take out the stars

[FightClubFan#47]

Kounetsu: I AM NOT A VIRGIN!!!

Ansem: Actually, you are. I always stop you before you can rape anyone. You're a virgin, Kounetsu.Not trying to be a smart ass, but if Ansem is 15, and Kounetsu is 4000 sumthin, then how could Ansem ALWAYS stop him before he "does stuff"?

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: *Ahem* If you won't mind, I'd like to explain this one. Ansem owns the body, and a large portion of the mind, but his split personality Kounetsu takes up a portion of the mind too, and tries to take over most of the time, but Ansem can stop him, most of the time. But, if Ansem allows Kounetsu to go, then he can use Ansem's body any way he likes. It works the same with us. We all use Seto's body, and apparently, kicked him out :D

Seto: They left me to talk whenever I want, I just don't want to. These personalities take everything outta my mind and say it. Wait, they are my mind....

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Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* What heart? You mean that insignifacant knuckle placed into your body? *Laughs* That won't do a measly thing... And for your information, attacking the body does work, except you'll have to risk destroying the other personalities. *Laughs maniacally*

[FightClubFan#47]

i see...

anywho Fight fight fight...

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Kounetsu is not my ater-ego. He is an ancient demon who cannot live without a host body. In the time that he has possessed me, I have always stopped him from raping people. All of his other hosts have not allowed that to happen either. So, Kounetsu is an 18,422 year old virgin.

Kounetsu: DAMMIT, ANSEM! STOP TELLING THE WORLD ABOUT MY LVE LIFE!

Ansem: Or lack thereof...

Kounetsu: *twitches with rage before punching the nearest face, which just happens to be Albedo's*

Ansem: Now we're in for it. *speaking sweetly* You wouldn't hurt an innocent little boy, would you Albedo?

[The Triumphant Hero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/eoffpic.bmp
*Throws 1 to ansem and 1 to albedo* Ok guys, Japanese duel style- may the best man live.
Hyutsutake was a tyrant shogun of Japan, in case anyone was wondering

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I can't use this!

Kounetsu: But I can! However, I like my katana better. *summons his mighty blade, Foru ej Evaer* Hmm... twin blades, not bad. *malevolent smirk*

Ansem: For those of you who don't speak Draconic, 'Foru ej Evaer' translates to, 'Bane of Orion'. Indicating that the power of this blade can decimate even the mightiest of foes.

Kounetsu: How do you know Draconic, Ansem!?

Ansem: I have my ways... *chuckles smugly*

Kounetsu: Whatever, I have a duel to win! "IRON REAPER, SOUL STEALER" ~Inuyasha~ *attacks*

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* A pitiful weapon, one that is not needed! *Sticks weapon into body, then chops head off* *Regenerates* We can waste as much of this as we want! It doesn't matter! We are still invincible! *Brainwashes Rubedo*

Rubedo: Whaaa? Albedo, no, I thought we already had this talk.... *Gets warped* Hehe.... *Laughs maniacally*

Albedo: chaos, you are truly a demon! Release your true form! *Controls chaos*

chaos: *sigh* Albedo! *Gets controlled*

Rubedo: *controls Trowa*

Trowa: What?! *Sits and... laughs....*

Albedo: What are you going to do now Kounetsu!

chaos: *Turns devilish form, red wings on him* I'll take that! *Grabs Katana*

[The Triumphant Hero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/CloudLeonhart/spellseal.bmp
A Japanese symbol of magic sealing... this makes all magic or magic-related abilities, attacks, etc. not work, the exception being those already activated.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Hmph... *destroys symbol* Return here Ansem... We must destroy you...

Trowa: No... I... can't.... *Laughs.... maniacally*

[The Triumphant Hero]

In that case, I activate a teleportation spell which forces both of you into a seperate dimension which deactivates all magic. It is a point of no return. Only the victor can escape.
muahahaha

[FightClubFan#47]

*whispers to self*Magic is important! It is like taking away strength! The operation is being ruined!!*Casts a spell in which Albedo&Co. and Ansem/Kounetsu are transported back to this plane, and CloudLeonhart is transported to the non-magic plane**whispers to CloudLeonHart*When the operation is over, then I will return you, don't meddle in my operation!

[The Triumphant Hero]

...It is a point of no return. Only the victor can escape.
That means only the winner can leave. One of them has to win for anyone to be able to enter or exit. In other words, this has to happen: Loser --> :chop: <--Winner. Your spell was useless, it did nothing. This prevents foul play, for the most part. Kounetsu's sword appearing is fine, becuase it is somewhat part of him, as was albedo's controlling his 'partners', but summoning odin, for example would be cheap. Sorry for your inconvenience.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Leave now. You are interfering in our fight.

[Giga Guess]

*This has gone on far enough...*

Sacred Barrier!

*A luminiscent barrier divides the battlefield with Ansem on one side, and Rubey on the other.*

If you wish to continue this, please take it elsewhere.

[essenceofdarkness]

Kailyn: *grabs some popcorn* this is very interesting!! ^_^ Don't mind me, just watching the show! You know, magic should be allowed since they're invincible, just disable summons! Actually, you know what? *summons Kaijin* Can I join? *holds up the naginata in a defensive stance*

Kitori: Kai! Where did you get that!? *summons Zenkai, a bushido katana* can I play too!?

Kailyn:I'm also good with magic, especially fire ^_^

EoD: *sighs* I guess this is going to take a while. oh well. *grabs Kai's popcorn and finds a seat*

Kailyn: Hey! that's mine!!

EoD: *rolls eyes* just shut up and go play!

EDIT: Kailyn: sacred barrier?! no more play? Darn, I missed it! *cries* :(

EoD: *rolls eyes* just shut up and go play!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Hmph, perhaps suggest one area where we can continue this fight without getting banned. *Eyes flashed* If not, let us continue or fight, or else I will destroy all of you...

Rubedo: *Laughs maniacally*

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

Trowa: No... I must be... silent... *Laughs maniacally*

[Giga Guess]

:rolleyes2


Eeesh...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Very well then... *Destroys barrier* No more intrusions now! *Creates wall in front of all spectators*

Trowa: Umpgh... Meh... must... go back to... normal! Meh...ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH! *Laughs maniacally*

AND NO MORE OTHER PERSONALITIES! IT TAKES AWAY MY ORIGINALITY!!!

[essenceofdarkness]

EoD: sheesh...they got out on they're own, it's not my fault

[Trumpet Thief]

EoD: sheesh...they got out on they're own, it's not my fault

Rubedo: Here are 1000 Rubey Points, now please stop using Split Personalities :(

chaos: No offense, we already have too many people, plus, I have no more originality. That, and I just hate it. Hope you understand.

[Polyonymous]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE! i leave for a couple of days and when i come back it seems the nation has gone into total chaos without me! well now that im back it seems like you all have to settle down. play nicely kids, i brought back icecream!

[FightClubFan#47]

chaos: Very well then... *Destroys barrier* No more intrusions now! *Creates wall in front of all spectators*

Trowa: Umpgh... Meh... must... go back to... normal! Meh...ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH! *Laughs maniacally*

AND NO MORE OTHER PERSONALITIES! IT TAKES AWAY MY ORIGINALITY!!!I agree... This is a fight between Albedo and Kounetsu... STOP INTERFERING!!!*whispers*The operation can't be ruined!! It is imperetive this battle be carried out!

[Carnage]

Civil war

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: This is hopeless!

Kounetsu: Nothing is hopeless, Ansem! I have one last trick up my sleeve!

Ansem: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT BEFORE!?

Kounetsu: *laughs hysterically* I was just toying with the fool! Kiera Ignos!

Ansem: Nice move!

Kounetsu: I'm not done yet! Grixel!

Ansem: YES! That's it! Now, in the name of Irase, DESTROY HIM!

Kounetsu: No... *barely slashes Albedo's skin, just enough to draw blood* Go ahead, just try to regenerate... I dare you.

Ansem: Allow me to elucidate: Kiera Ignos is a curse that sends a devastating poison coursing through the victim's veins. Grixel is a curse that reverses the effects of regeneration. Thus, causing degeneration. That's right, you heard me. And no, I am not making this up. It is all in the same story that Kounetsu is from. Both these curses are incredibly hard to break. Only the Healer, Priestess of Earth and a select few Demons have the power necessary.

Kounetsu: In other words: THIS FIGHT IS OVER! I AM VICTORIOUS! *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: And now... back to the perfect nation of Myst. I think that we should appoint Kounetsu as our Supreme Commander of the armed forces, as he has demonstrated that he can defeat even the toughest of enemies.

Kounetsu: *still laughing hysterically*

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* Degeneration eh? Very well then, take this body if you want. T'will not to any good... And now! *Destroys self*

Trowa: URGH!!!! *Gets possesed*

chaos: *Lunges at Ansem*

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: chaos, you are not a Demon, you're an Angel...

Kounetsu: *hisses at the 'A-Word'*

Ansem: *lightly stroking chaos' hair* chaos, stop this. You are not Albedo. We've finally killed him. He has no hold over you. Fight it, chaos. Fight it...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: *Backs away, confusedly* Trowa... enough of this...

Trowa: *Grabs head*

Rubedo: You are not no-name anymore, Triton Bloom...

Trowa:... Yes... thank you... Albedo is now gone...

[FightClubFan#47]

*stands were Albedo last stood and whispers*Yes... this well do well.Congratulations Kounetsu... very good*gathers somethin from the ground and walks away*

[Jiro]

and can we know what that 'something' is? anyway myst rules period

[Giga Guess]

I think we should lobby for a member colliseum so something like this DOESN'T OCCUR IN THE SSTREETS OF MY GREAT NATION!!!




Meh.

[Lord Xehanort]

*stands were Albedo last stood and whispers*Yes... this well do well.Congratulations Kounetsu... very good*gathers somethin from the ground and walks away*

Kounetsu: I always get what I want. Albedo is gone! *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: I can't believe this! You've beaten the unbeatable foe, Kounetsu! It's over!

Kounetsu: *laughs hysterically* You know what!? I feel like a change! *laughs maniacally*

Ansem: What did Siric pick up?

Kounetsu: I know not, but he better tell me before I beat it out of him!

Ansem: I'd like to apologize to Giga...

Kounetsu: You can't have 'I'm sorry sex' with him!

Ansem: NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I meant I'd like to apologize for dirtying the streets of this perfect nation.

Kounetsu: Oh... I... <s>am sorry</s> will hire a clean-up crew right away!

[Giga Guess]

Apology accepted.

*Gives Ansem/Kounetsu a bone crusher bear hug*

Looove....

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: *while in bear hug with Giga Guess* Uh, Kounetsu?

Kounetsu: *enjoying the hug a little too much* *moans* Yes?

Ansem: Does Giga have a tail?

Kounetsu: No, why?

Ansem: Then... what's poking us?

Kounetsu: Why don't you grab it and find out?

Ansem: *just caught on* OMFG! It's his... >.> <.< thingy

Kounetsu: Oh no! Not his thingy! [/SARCASM]

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: *Still possesed* Revive master Albedo.... *revives*

Albedo: *Holding a give up sign* You may have won this battle Kounetsu, but the war is far from over! *Laughs maniaacally and runs off into the night*

chaos: Erm... Rubedo... *changes Rubedo to normal*

[Giga Guess]

Ansem: *while in bear hug with Giga Guess* Uh, Kounetsu?

Kounetsu: *enjoying the hug a little too much* *moans* Yes?

Ansem: Does Giga have a tail?

Kounetsu: No, why?

Ansem: Then... what's poking us?

Kounetsu: Why don't you grab it and find out?

Ansem: *just caught on* OMFG! It's his... >.> <.< thingy

Kounetsu: Oh no! Not his thingy! [/SARCASM]


<_< >_> 'Course not! It's...it's a flashlight! Yeah!

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *casts a Darkness Spell* We need that falshlight now! *grabs it*

Ansem: We should've discussed this before, but does the Mystian Religion and Government permit homosexuality?

[Giga Guess]

Uh...duh! Of course. Senvu preaches love that transcends gender.

[Lord Xehanort]

Rubedo: *Still possesed* Revive master Albedo.... *revives*

Albedo: *Holding a give up sign* You may have won this battle Kounetsu, but the war is far from over! *Laughs maniaacally and runs off into the night*

chaos: Erm... Rubedo... *changes Rubedo to normal*

Kounetsu: DAMN YOU, ALBEDO!

Ansem: I have an idea! *locks self in smithy/workshop to make a device to aid us*

[Giga Guess]

Peace and serenity, children.

Peace and serenity...

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Strange...

Ansem: What is?

Kounetsu: Giga doesn't preach peace and serenity when he's in bed!

Ansem: That's 'cuz he likes it rough!

[The Triumphant Hero]

hey ansem/kounetsu, just use a necromantic spell, so next time, you can revive albedo as your personal servant... just a thought

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Even I have my limits!

Ansem: Kounetsu can't revive the dead.

[The Triumphant Hero]

then you could force him through a planar wormhole to a sealed dimension so he cannot escape the torment that awaits him. I'll let you think of the 'torment' yourself, although I suggest making an electric outlet, stick a fork in it, attach jumper cables to the fork, attach the other end to his tongue, cast a sealing curse on it, and watch the fun... I know, I have way too much time on my hands to think of torturous ideas.

[Giga Guess]

Kounetsu: Strange...

Ansem: What is?

Kounetsu: Giga doesn't preach peace and serenity when he's in bed!

Ansem: That's 'cuz he likes it rough!


You bet-erm WHO TOLD YOU?!

[Trumpet Thief]

then you could force him through a planar wormhole to a sealed dimension so he cannot escape the torment that awaits him. I'll let you think of the 'torment' yourself, although I suggest making an electric outlet, stick a fork in it, attach jumper cables to the fork, attach the other end to his tongue, cast a sealing curse on it, and watch the fun... I know, I have way too much time on my hands to think of torturous ideas.

chaos: Erm, in case you are wondering, that would be considered heaven for Albedo. Besides, you should be on OUR side...

Rubedo: ... or neutral. No advantages for either one...

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

[FightClubFan#47]

*Screams and runs like a little girl*Run away!Run away!*Glowing thing chases after Siric**Glowey thing goes into the revived Albedo*Ah :love::love::love::love:beans... Oh... sorry...That thing was... um how do i put this...Albedo's soul? No he doesnt have a soul... Oh lets say Essense. With out an essense, a person wouldnt be that person... He wouldnt have some of his qualties.... unfornetly you cant steal an essence, so I had to wait until two great warriors fought each other, so I could get the losers essense...what i wanted to do was study the essense, maybe use it... But when Albedo was revived, his essense went back to him...

[Jiro]

uh huh... riiiiight... *cough*crazy*cough*.

[Giga Guess]

My sentiments exactly.


BTW, I heard a little rumor that the world of Eizon may end up being translated into and RPGM2K game, so...

[FightClubFan#47]

Im not crazy.... just realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly bored...
come on cut me some slack.... please... :shame:.... *gets shot*.... fine....be like that....*dies*

[The Triumphant Hero]

sorry rubedo, you will get your turn next... and as for that 'torture', i have much worse, but that one was in my mind... I had just done it to a watermelon. Good times there... Oh, about your complaint, yeah, I'll give you my 'input' next time you ask for it :D Anyway, back to work, back to work (I'm thinking of what stupid thing to do next :rolleyes2 ) Oh and giga guess, sorry about giving them weapons to fight, I might not do it in the future...but then again, it was pretty humorous. :laughing: Oh well, your nation, your call...

[Giga Guess]

BTW, people, read "Change of Pace" for some potential plans for this world...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Well, SSL did, and we are prepared for it. I gave a lil' speech on the topic. Perhaps you should do the same.

Rubedo: Anyhoo, good luck. Bob's plan might be some sort of "Free for all" thing. If we workm together, we can dominate.

Trowa: If that is alright with you of course...

[Giga Guess]

Well...Myst may be growing here pretty quick. First of all, all of Region 9(?) may now beling to us, not to mention we may be able to snag some inactive nations soon enough. Cool, no?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: What is region 9?

[Giga Guess]

Region 9 is the area Myst is. But if what I read was accurate, ALL of it may belong to Myst...

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Good for you!

[Giga Guess]

Well, I imagine it's the same for SSL, and any other leader that posted in that thread.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I have an idea! *locks self in smithy/workshop to make a device to aid us*

Ansem: *has completed the device* Here, Rubbers! *places a necklace around Rubedo's neck* *the charm at the end of the necklace glows brightly for a moment, then fades, leaving the sealing symbol that cLH displayed burning within it* As long as you wear that, Albedo cannot hold sway over you! All your other personalities are fine, but Albedo is sealed. Just make sure that you never take it off... and that no one takes it off you.

Kounetsu: Well done, my young friend! We've beaten that buffoon again! *laughs hysterically* *laughs maniacally*

Ansem: Back to Myst: WE CONTROL ALL OF REGION 9! KICKASS!

Kounetsu: I'd like to say that I support GiGi's notion of a <s>slaughterhouse</s> Coliseum. *laughs hysterically at the thought*

[Giga Guess]

Well Pr00t figures we should just have fight threads in the main (World of EoFF forum) thread...I think it's a bad idea, but...meh.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Erm... Albedo wasn't always this horrible... We can seal the bad part of him, but let the good part stay...

Rubedo: *Removes a portion of the charm at the end of the necklace*

Albedo: We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!

Trowa: Success?

[Giga Guess]

Giga Guess: I guess this is our cue, huh, Omega? Seal the dark half of Albedo's soul!

Omega: Soul Divide! *A shimmering version of Albedo appears, and then it splits into two figures. Light and Dark Albedo* Dark Albedo! Return to the abyss from whence you came! I banish thee! *Albedo's Dark Soul is dragged screaming to an abyss*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: *ahem* Read the post before. We already did. Besides, it was RUBEDO's fault that Albedo was the way he is now... He is okay now though...

Albedo: We shouldn't be fighting at all!

[Giga Guess]

Awwwww....I like my way better.....

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: You all are being so mean! *cries in corner*

chaos: Poor Albedo...

[Giga Guess]

I've nothing against Albedo...just Dark Albedo. And now that he's gone, we can be beeeest friends.

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: Really, yay!

chaos: It seems dull without dark Albedo... I actually miss him...

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/xeno/xenosaga2/screens/xenosaga2148.jpghttp://www.rpgamer.com/games/xeno/xenosaga2/screens/xenosaga2154.jpg
First Pic: Before l Second Pic: After

[Giga Guess]

Not seein' anything...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Eh? You mean you can't see the pictures? Damn Rpgamer... er... camera... heh...heh...

Albedo: chaos said a bad word!

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Albedo's back! ANSEM! YOUR PENDANT DIDN'T WORK!

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Albedo's back! ANSEM! YOUR PENDANT DIDN'T WORK!

Ansem: Impossible! My magical items never fail!

Kounetsu: Then what's Albedo doing there!?

Ansem: Someone must have damaged the pendant!

Kounetsu: No matter, I'll kill him again and sell his essence to Siric! *summons katana and lunges*

[Giga Guess]

Nonono! Just his good side!


I could give Kounetsu a light and dark treatment too...*smiles sweetly*

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *stops charging* So... Albedo's an innocent little boy now? *smiles naughtily*

Ansem: Kounetsu doesn't have a good side, Giga. He's a raving psychopath who's out for blood. In fact, the original name I had devised for him was Bloodlust, but I decided on his badass Japanese name.

[Giga Guess]

Giga Guess: Hmmm....I'm sure Omega can find something...

Omega: Let's see...SOUL DIVIDE! *Nothing happens* SOUL DIVIDE *Omega Strains...and suddenly a small twinkle emerges from Kounetsu, whimpering "Help me! Help me!*

Giga Guess: Not enough to bother with.

Omega: Agreed. SOUL UNION! *Twinkle is reinserted into Kounetsu's heart*

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: It's Kounetsu and Ansem! Yay! *smiles happily*

chaos: I hope you guys do well in your nation. We truly believe that Eizon will come out of the dust soon..

[Giga Guess]

Unfortunately, yeah....I'm past the denial stage. Unless, of course, we could drum up some serious support.

[Trumpet Thief]

Kid albedo: Yay Ansem!!! *huggles* So... when is the change of pace thread gonna start the voting?

[Giga Guess]

Dunno. But check THIS (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=50778) out.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: I did... and maybe you should check THIS (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=873699#post873699) out...

[Giga Guess]

Cool!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Perhaps you could leave a comment in the thread? And I merged the second chapter with the first in thread. Trust me, the beginning is very boring and kinda crappy, but later on the plot gets WAY better...

[Polyonymous]

wow, i thought you were new for a sec Seiken. then i read your post and saw your signiture way of posting :D i guess even if you change your name, avatar, and sig.... you will always be the same :D

[FightClubFan#47]

Tru dat

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: I suppose, but I love this style of signature.

Rubedo: I was hoping someone would think I was new!

Kid Albedo: Yay! I love you guys!

Trowa: *sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

[Giga Guess]

I must confess, it caught me off guard too...

[Trumpet Thief]

I must confess, it caught me off guard too...

Trowa: Good, then our work here is done...

[Carnage]

I came her to complain that mist got a new meber but then i saw the ENL title and though it was one of those new leaders proto was trying to get. But tehn i saw the sig and points and crap.

Calm down scooby theres no such thing as seikens. The monster is RUBEDO!!!!!!!

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: Uh... huh?

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I caught on right away. Can't fool me!

Kounetsu: Albedo's so innocent now! Come over here in this back room with me so we can talk about this newfound innocence!

Ansem: He's a kid, Albedo. Statutory rape is bad.

Kounetsu: DAMMIT!

[Trumpet Thief]

Kid Albedo: Yay, Kounetsu! *hugs*

chaos: Eh..heh, he's a little cheerful...

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *picks up Albedo and spins him in the air*

Ansem: Aww... how sweet.

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Erm... *grabs Albedo from Kounetsu's clutches...*

Trowa: Much better...

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: *grabs Albedo and spins him in the air till they both get dizzy and fall into a heap, giggling excessively*

Kounetsu: *tries to take over*

Ansem: *holds Kounetsu back while he plays tag with Albedo*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Now Albedo, don't...

Albedo: *whizzes around chaos, and knocks him down*

chaos: *accidentally breaks the amulet* Phew... for once, I'm glad to have albedo back.

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally and runs off into the night*

THE END

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: DAMN!!!!!!! *lets loose a string of cursing a mile long*

Ansem: Albedo's back... That mischeivious tyke broke that amulet on purpose! I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!

Kounetsu: No, Ansem! You're not strong enough! Let me do it! *summons his katana and stands defiantly* What's wrong, Albedo!? Too afraid to come out and fight the big, bad Demon!?

Ansem: I can't believe you! Even as a kid, you were a monster! Wait till I get my hands on you! Whatever Kounetsu does to you will be merciful to the sheer torment you will meet at my will!

Kounetsu: He's insane! That's my boy!

[Trumpet Thief]

Seiken: Eh, he's one of my personalities, so technically, to get to him, you'll have to go through me...

chaos: Huh, Seiken?

Rubedo: Oh yeah, we totally forgot about that fic we were writing... Anyhoo, fine.

Trowa: Meh...

Albedo: *laughs maniacally*

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Oh.... tough guy, huh!? FINE! Have it your way! *stabs you in the knee, watches you fall, kicks your face, then heel drops you in the back of your head* Problem solved.

Ansem: That was really messy! Who's in charge of Mystian sanitation?

[Trumpet Thief]

Seiken: *Gets up* That was fun... MY TURN! *Lunges at Kounetsu, while taking out his red scimitar, and scars him across the face* Sanatan taught me this... I know I can do this.... 'Demon Rise'

chaos: Eh...

Rubedo: This is just like the other fight, total spamnation.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Not bad, except I WAS IN CONTROL, NOT KOUNETSU! You cut my face, Seiken!

Kounetsu: *takes over, wound heals* *laughs hysterically before retreating and letting Ansem take over again*

[Trumpet Thief]

Seiken: *laughs* Really? I was just getting started... Very well then... *Armor surrounds Seiken, as well as a darkened blade* Nanashi *Swiflty runs up to Ansem and stabs him in the leg*

Trowa: Things are getting better now I suppose...

chaos: And if Seiken falls?

Trowa: We join in..

Rubedo: Works with me...

Albedo: *laughs maniacally*

[Giga Guess]

Hrm.....I'll allow this...so long as it has a quick resolution....and no (more) innocents get injured. Perhaps.....I should draw out any unnecessary identities...but on the other hand they seem to be well protected...

[Polyonymous]

why does disaster always strike this thread? Seiken has his own thread doesnt he, not that im complaining or anything :D

[Trumpet Thief]

Seiken: Because this is the thread where Ansem normally comes too. If you want this area to be dull, I'll be sure to move the fight...

[Giga Guess]

Naaah...like I said. Minimal casualties, and make it a quick fight, or I may have to intervene. :p And I may not be that bad, but you don't wanna make Omega mad...

[FightClubFan#47]

*hiss, hiss, Rorw*

[Giga Guess]

To ANYone who reads this anymore. This is my first true request of all of you. I am asking you to vote for the Eizon Overseer. This is NOT a cheesy attempt to drum up votes for myself. I urge all of you to vote for whoever you feel is the best choice, and I begrudge NO ONE for voting against me. Thank you, and if I don't get enough responses in a short time, I'll send out PMs. Vote here. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=50951)

[Giga Guess]

Yeah, yeah, double post, blah, blah, blah...

LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW TITLE!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW TITLE!!

Rubedo: Ansem's going to freak when he see's this...

[Polyonymous]

whaa :eek: how the heck did this happen? but anyway, nice job guys. :D

[Giga Guess]

Thanx, amigo!

[§håd0w]

I'm all for joining... sign me up señor.

[Giga Guess]

Consider youself signed....:D

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: *cries out in pain as the blade sinks deep into his leg* *rips blade out* Kounetsu! Get him!

Kounetsu: *wound heals as he takes over* With pleasure! *kicks Seiken in the face with a spiked boot* *fist flares with crimson flame as he sends it careening through Seiken's chest* *watches with a maniacal grin as the wound begins to expand with burns* You better let Albedo take over, unless you want to die of course! *laughs hysterically as he vanishes*

[Trumpet Thief]

Seiken: *gets up from a bloody pulp* Well, we shouldn't be fighting now as Overseer's. Fight Over.

Rubedo: And Seiken ain't a personality either.

[Polyonymous]

welcome §håd0w, get as many other people to join as possible :D

[Giga Guess]

Also...and I'm unsure about this, so I'll prod Proto about this, but I think each member entitles us to a city.

But yeah, welcome §håd0w (Why couldn't you have an easier name to type....?) Here's 10,000 Giga Points before I forget.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Welcome to Shadow (I don't know how to actually type his name, so nyah!) and congrats to Giga and Rubedo for making Eizon Overseers.

Kounetsu: Note how he congratulated Rubedo, but not Seiken.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Meh, we still think he's cool :D

Rubedo: Mmm Hmm, although he ain't a personality.

[§håd0w]

Since many have had trouble with my name, you can either refer to me as Masamune 1287 (Previous alias), Philip, or do this

§ = alt. + 21 (numbers are on keypad)
h
å = alt. + 134
d
0 (zero)
w

I don't prefer one over the other.

[Giga Guess]

Okay, so now...

we have to:
1.) Make up 3-5 holidays for our country.
2.) Make railways. And they have to be international.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Good, you remembered about the calender...

Rubedo: But the other nations didn't!

chaos: Perhaps you could help us advertise the calender somehow? And, by the way, you can be as creative as you want with the holidays.

[§håd0w]

1.) Make up 3-5 holidays for our country.


3-5 excluding any sort of religous holiday that already exists? Or 3-5 holidays that are religous? Or is there any particular occasion for them?

[Giga Guess]

We can be as wild as we want to be...so no, they don't have to be (Matter of fact, we are NOT allowed to use real holidays, so....)

And we're to figure out some ceremonies to be done on these days.

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: How about a Festival of Senvu? We can celebrate and express love (and lust, since we have no god for that) in a week long celbration of the holy maid who blessed our land with love!

Ansem: Holidays are not an excuse to have sex with the King.

Kounetsu: *hissing* Quiet, fool!

Ansem: As for railways... that's not my department. I always ride my chocobo. It's so invigorating to feel it's body move against your own!

[Giga Guess]

Ansem: Holidays are not an excuse to have sex with the King.

Shhhh...

BRING ON THE DANCING GO-GO BOYS

Alright, the week of the Spring Solstice (March 21st-ish) sound good?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Just a reminder. When you make up a holiday, please do not PM me, telling me them. Post them in the Calender thread.

Trowa: You won't believe how many people spammed me with their holidays.

[Giga Guess]

I figured as much.

[Polyonymous]

You won't believe how many people spammed me with their holidays.

tough work being the overseer isnt it? i will be thinking about some holidays in the meentime.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Hey, commend Giga too. He's suggested quite some ideas, and all of them were very good. He has to work over this nation, while doing the overseer job.

Rubedo: Although, I am now the President of SSL and Vincentland... :eek:

[Giga Guess]

Yeah, but none of my ideas have gotten a lot of consideration. I *REALLY* wish I knew what Pr00t meant by the fact that I have some great ideas. Then I'd have an idea of where to start from...

[Lord Xehanort]

Shhhh...

BRING ON THE DANCING GO-GO BOYS

Alright, the week of the Spring Solstice (March 21st-ish) sound good?


Ansem: *watches in awe as many attractive men in G-Strings dance provocatively about*

Kounetsu: *seductively slips a Kounetsu Koin all the way down one of the men's G-Strings*

Ansem: *regains composure* Ahem... yes, well... We can't have a Spring Solstice on March 21st. That's already in existence, only it's under the name of vernal equinox.

Kounetsu: VENERIAL DISEASE!?

Ansem: No, vernal equinox. The day in spring when day and night hours are the same.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Alright, when you've come up with the holidays, please post them in the Calender thread.

Rubedo: Thanks! Now I have to think up some holidays for Vincentland...

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: No offense, Rubbers... but our leader is an Overseer and he can tell us where to post our official holidays... or better yet, post them there himself all at once.

Kounetsu: We need some kind of feasting day.

Ansem: Thanksgiving is already in use.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: None taken. It's just that all the holidays go in the first post, which is done by me, and pr00t put me in charge of this. Of course, this nation is just naturally better than all the others.

Rubedo: So I won't have to constantly remind you :p

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Oh... You failed to mention that. I'm sorry.

Kounetsu: GROUP HUG! *huggles Trowa* *runs fingers through Trowa's hair* *lick*

Ansem: *let's go of Trowa* *bows* *apologizes* *runs away*

Kounetsu: *latches on to Trowa's... thingy and runs fingers through Trowa's hair again*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: So I suppose you guys are fond of him now? :p

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Kounetsu is.

Kounetsu: *still acting naughty with Trowa*

Ansem: Giga's gonna get jealous, Kounetsu.

Kounetsu: *doesn't care*

Ansem: Albedo's gonna take over and you'll be kissing him.

Kounetsu: *suddenly cares* *stops being naughty* Look over there! Hair gel! *grabs Trowa's ass as he looks* *runs away laughing hysterically*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Actually, in a way, we all have our own bodies, except our minds are in Seto's mind.

Trowa: *sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares* Vote for me...

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

[FightClubFan#47]

Rubedo: Although, I am now the President of SSL and Vincentland... :eek:
Isnt that like illegal... or are you bending the rules... cause i wanna own "New Canada".... Rule bender!... *puts down the sugar* Musn't... act... like ...freak... or should i?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: *Ahem* The reason I am choosing to govern VL is because kikimm was thinking of leaving, and Vincent had already left, and the nation was clawing for me back, and was going to be engulfed by Karlin's evil waves.

Rubedo: In any case, VL would have been removed, for it was rarely updated, if I didn't decide to step in. I did this as a last resort, BTW, and owning two nations isn't as special as it may seem.

[Giga Guess]

Ansem: *watches in awe as many attractive men in G-Strings dance provocatively about*

Kounetsu: *seductively slips a Kounetsu Koin all the way down one of the men's G-Strings*

Ansem: *regains composure* Ahem... yes, well... We can't have a Spring Solstice on March 21st. That's already in existence, only it's under the name of vernal equinox.

Kounetsu: VENERIAL DISEASE!?

Ansem: No, vernal equinox. The day in spring when day and night hours are the same.


Erm...yeah. That's what I meant.

OH!

Longest day of the year: Day of Ilamun, a day to celebrate all the new lives of the year past.

Shortest Day of the year: Eve of Bruma, where the evening is dedicated to mourning the lives lost in the year past.

Good?

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Oh and Giga, in the haha, nice try Ansem and polyonymous! You won't be knowing any secrets...

Rubedo: I'm sure you'll be able to find the thread...

[Giga Guess]

Sssshhh!

You mustn't mention the Holy place!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Don't worry, I changed it...

Rubedo: Read it again, if you want... :D

[§håd0w]

One holiday should involve the wearing on G-strings or Thongs by all males... Ansem would go nuts if that were passed.

[Giga Guess]

Kounetsu: How about a Festival of Senvu? We can celebrate and express love (and lust, since we have no god for that) in a week long celbration of the holy maid who blessed our land with love!

Ansem: Holidays are not an excuse to have sex with the King.

Kounetsu: *hissing* Quiet, fool!

Ansem: As for railways... that's not my department. I always ride my chocobo. It's so invigorating to feel it's body move against your own!


See above, Philly!

Ansem: Senvu is a goddess of all facets of love. Love, lust....and obsession. However, as she can full a person with love, so can she drain them of it, leaving their hearts as cold, and pitiless.

[Lord Xehanort]

I never said anything about Senvu, Giga. You'll have to take it up with Kounetsu.

Kounetsu: Yes, get it up for me, Giga.

Ansem: *sighs exasperatedly*

Kounetsu: *laughs hysterically*

[Giga Guess]

You said no God of Lust earlier...I just clarified.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Ah, I see.

Kounetsu: You still need to get it up for me.

[Giga Guess]

Zat so...and what would you do with me if I did? ;)

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Anything you wanted me to do, and anything you wanted to do to me.

Ansem: *standing innocently*

[Giga Guess]

Must....resist.....temptation.....

Jailbait! JAILBAIT!!!

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Kounetsu is not jailbait.

Kounetsu: I'M 18,422, DAMMIT! I'M PLENTY OLD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH!

[Giga Guess]

But your body is much much younger...and the cops frown on sex with a teenager. Even if his body's inhabited by an ancient spirit...

[DMKA]

Hello, it is I, DMKA...I am joining Myst, thanks to Ansey and GeeGee...oh and exploitation material is in the EoFF album. :love: :D :eek:

[Giga Guess]

Velkome! Here are your 10,000 Giga Points.

[DMKA]

Velkome! Here are your 10,000 Giga Points.
Lets see...I think I'm at 10,010,000 GP now. :)

[Giga Guess]

So alls we need is SeeDRankLou, and we'll have the entire EoFF Gay Holy Trinity...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Goin' to America for the long weekend. Don't be surprised if I don't log in.

Rubedo: And whenever you can, be sure to add Myst's holidays in the Calender thread, and I'll update it ASAP.

[Polyonymous]

hey DMKA, dont know you to well but im sure that will change soon enough now that you have joined myst

[DMKA]

Yes...you seem to like anime, so I think we'll get along just fine. :love: :D :eek:

[FightClubFan#47]

So alls we need is SeeDRankLou, and we'll have the entire EoFF Gay Holy Trinity...

Very nice!

[Giga Guess]

Anyhow, should we add any more holidays? Or keep it at what we got?

[DMKA]

Umm I am unfamiliar with the holidays...what are they?

[Giga Guess]

Just look back a couple of pages. They're there.

[§håd0w]

Let's just leave it at what we've got for now.

[Lord Xehanort]

But your body is much much younger...and the cops frown on sex with a teenager. Even if his body's inhabited by an ancient spirit...

Ansem: I look 18...

Kounetsu: Oh, the possibilities! *lusty grin* *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: We still are missing MB7. WHERE IS HE!?

Kounetsu: And some other gay guy named Kimahri. Don't see too much of him.

[DMKA]

So those under 18 are jailbait even in Myst? BAH!

Oh well never stopped me before. :p

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I don't think it's illegal in Myst... What do you think, Pyro?

Kounetsu: My name is KOUNETSU, DAMMIT! Just because it means Pyro doesn't mean you can call me that!

Ansem; Jeez... Touch-y!

Kounetsu: All that aside, I think that as long as it's a mutual decision, in privacy, and done in the name of Senvu, it should be legal. And if it's not, I'll just tear off the policeman's head and stick it on a pike as an example to all the others!

Ansem: You need help...

Kounetsu: Meh, I've seen 230 therapists in my lifetime. That did a lot of good! [/sarcasm]

[Giga Guess]

Hey, YEAH! My country, my rules! C'mere Ansy....:p

[FightClubFan#47]

I want my binky back...

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: America is fun!... I think...

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

[Giga Guess]

Awright...I'm assuming no more holidays....and I presume it's open to more days added later anyways...I'm gonna post them now.

[FightClubFan#47]

chaos: America is fun!... I think...

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*


Kindof....

[Lord Xehanort]

Hey, YEAH! My country, my rules! C'mere Ansy....:p

Ansem: *puts on a leash and a sexy leather outfit and seductively presses self against Giga*

Kounetsu: Now this is more like it! *licks Giga's ear*

Ansem: Shut up, you! This is my time!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Perhaps we should take our leave...

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Yes, I do enjoy my privacy while I'm pleasing the King.

Kounetsu: No! Don't leave, Trowa! Stay here, with me!!!!

Ansem: No... I'm busy with Giga, and we're stuck together. We both like Giga, and only you like Trowa. So... SHUT UP AND LET ME MAKE LOVE TO HIS MAJESTY IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DMKA]

So this is what goes on while I'm away. :mad2:

[Trumpet Thief]

So this is what goes on while I'm away. :mad2:

chaos: I'm pretty sure it'd happen even if you were here :p

[Lord Xehanort]

So this is what goes on while I'm away. :mad2:

Ansem: You can join in if you wish. I'll allow it.

Kounetsu: Will Giga allow it?

Ansem: Another person always makes things more interesting!

[§håd0w]

We should make our national hero Bob Goatse :p For those who have never heard of Goatse, I am very disappointed.

[DMKA]

We should make our national hero Bob Goatse :p For those who have never heard of Goatse, I am very disappointed.
I've heard all about him, but I've yet to actually wittness his amazing feats of photography...I feel very deprived.

[Giga Guess]

Hmmmm...may have to Google him.

[SeeDRankLou]

So alls we need is SeeDRankLou, and we'll have the entire EoFF Gay Holy Trinity...
As you wish. :D

I don't know what I need to do, but what the hell.

[Chris]

Every nation needs a clown

I wanna join ^-^

[Giga Guess]

w00t! Two new members! Join the Org-...erm, I mean PARTY!

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: *whimpers* I'm scared of clowns... They're baaad....

Kounetsu: *sighs exasperatedly* You wimp!

Ansem: But... but... just LOOK AT THEM!!!! :crying2: SAAAVE MEEE GIIIGAAAAA!

[Trumpet Thief]

Ansem: *whimpers* I'm scared of clowns... They're baaad....

Kounetsu: *sighs exasperatedly* You wimp!

Ansem: But... but... just LOOK AT THEM!!!! :crying2: SAAAVE MEEE GIIIGAAAAA!

chaos: Well, then, I don't think you would be happy to know that Trowa is a clown... (Watch G-Wing)

Trowa: :cool:

[§håd0w]

I've heard all about him, but I've yet to actually wittness his amazing feats of photography...I feel very deprived.

I can link you if you so desire, but you'll have to PM me otherwise I may be banned. And nobody would want that, now wuold they?

[Lord Xehanort]

chaos: Well, then, I don't think you would be happy to know that Trowa is a clown... (Watch G-Wing)

Trowa: :cool:

Ansem: *whimpers* :crying2:

Kounetsu: Ooh... kinky! *proceeds in licking Trowa's clown makeup off in a seductive manner*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Actually, he isn't wearing any...

Trowa: *Backs away while reaching for his pocket knife...*

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *applies clown makeup on Trowa to lick off*

Ansem: Aren't you forgetting something?

Kounetsu: *grabs Trowa's butt while fishing about in his pockets and crushing the pocketknife*

Ansem: Isn't it amazing that he can do all this without losing contact with Trowa's lips?

Kounetsu: *making out with Trowa and communicating with telepathy* {QUIET FOOL!}

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: *Runs off*

Rubedo: Eh... heh... heh....

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: I always get what I want! *chains rise from ground and bind Trowa in place* The less you struggle, the less it hurts.

Ansem: The chains or the sex?

Kounetsu: QUIET FOOL!

Ansem: Tch... touch-y!

Kounetsu: *continues making out with Trowa*

[The Triumphant Hero]

kounetsu, you know that trowa is also chaos and albedo, right?

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *refuses to stop making out with the uber-sexy Trowa to answer the question*

Ansem: chaos explained awhile back that each of his personalities has its own body. Besides, Albedo, or any of the others for that matter, wouldn't dare take over whilst Kounetsu is on the go.

Kounetsu: *telepathically* {LESS TALK, MORE TONGUE!}

[SeeDRankLou]

*Throws a guy who looks exactly like Sephiroth at Ansem, distracting him, while unchaining and saving Trowa, et al*

:D

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: I suppose I owe you many thanks... *bows head*

[Giga Guess]

Hrmph....I have half a mind to make rape illegal in Myst....but it's so much fun....

[FightClubFan#47]

I want a member....