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Triple T
08-16-2004, 11:24 PM
Do you ever do something when you lie? Like hiccup, or scratch your nose?

When I lie, I always hesitate. Even when I know what to say I always take a lot of time to say it. It kinda gives me away. ;_;

Cloud_99
08-16-2004, 11:27 PM
Nope I'm an expert liar :D

TasteyPies
08-16-2004, 11:28 PM
Same, im pretty darned good.

Hey, keith..whos porn is this on the computer?
Dads
Thought so..

Psychotic
08-16-2004, 11:29 PM
Yes. When I lie, I yell the word "PANCAKES".

I am not planning on stalking you (YOU! The person who is reading this!) and finding out where you live, knocking on the door and slapping you with a fish, before stripping. PANCAKES. Busted. :greenie:

ZeZipster
08-16-2004, 11:31 PM
Yes. When I lie, I yell the word "PANCAKES".

I am not planning on stalking you (YOU! The person who is reading this!) and finding out where you live, knocking on the door and slapping you with a fish, before stripping. PANCAKES. Busted. :greenie:

I still believe you... Actually I think it's more hoping than believing thinking, please come Psychotic...

Tulmane
08-16-2004, 11:50 PM
It comes out better if you, for the moment, can see it as the truth. Outright lying is easy to detect, but bended truth... =P (I shoudln't give away my secrets...)

Chris
08-16-2004, 11:52 PM
Well...I don't give a damn when people catch me lying.
Lying is just my side of the truth :D

Psychotic
08-16-2004, 11:56 PM
I still believe you... Actually I think it's more hoping than believing thinking, please come Psychotic...

I bet you say that to all the boys. All the boys named Psychotic, anyway. =-o

But 'cause I'm such a good boy who hates to go off topic PANCAKES how do you people suppose lie detectors work? I mean, with me they'd detect the PANCAKESing, but what about with other people?

TasteyPies
08-16-2004, 11:57 PM
They detect the sudden change in your heartbeat when you lie. I think... That or something like it xD

Sacred Phoenix
08-16-2004, 11:58 PM
I don't usually do anything to let people know i'm lying, my problem is sometimes I don't remember what I lied about and that's when people catch me. :rolleyes2

g33ky_g1rl
08-17-2004, 12:21 AM
heehee, you should try to remember what you lie about. I try not to lie, but I fail miserably as per usual :p lol ah well. I normally just look away or give them a staring contest either way I can never lie too easily. But I always feel very aware of myself when I lie because I think people can notice easier than when I'm not lying, tis silly!

Lie detectors monitor your pulse and sweat glands although some of the more high-tech ones also monitor your brain waves as they are increased when you lie because you have to think about it too. :D

:moomba:

Del Murder
08-17-2004, 01:39 AM
How the hell would I know?

-N-
08-17-2004, 02:45 AM
I don't usually do anything to let people know i'm lying, my problem is sometimes I don't remember what I lied about and that's when people catch me. :rolleyes2
Poker helps.

Polyonymous
08-17-2004, 02:50 AM
im pretty good at lieing, i can keep a strait face and look them in the eye easy...... unless i am caught unprepared, when i am unprepared and lie i normaly glance to the left or right but if i can get passed the first lie i can build on it easy and not screw up. I also dont have a problem keeping track of my lies..... when i lie i make sure i have left no loose ends.

Erdrick Holmes
08-17-2004, 03:27 AM
I don't lie.

nik0tine
08-17-2004, 03:57 AM
I don't lie. I just use my extensive, flexible vocabulary to make the truth seem like something it isn't. When you do that, you aren't really lying, so its impossible to get caught 'lying'. Also, for me, this type of dishonesty gives you this arrogance when you do it, so it makes you seem like you know what your talking about.

Big D
08-17-2004, 05:14 AM
Some people have unconscious traits that can give it way when they're lying. For example, many people raise their eyebrows or furrow their forehead when they say something untrue, others may nod, or shake their heads slightly. That sort of thing...

As an illustration, watch Bill Clinton's forehead in the infamous "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." speech.

Logan
08-17-2004, 05:16 AM
Sometimes I blush when I lie. At least my nostrils don't flare (like Mia's in the Princess Diaries! >=o!), or something REALLY obvious like that.

I'm pretty good at lying, because I've never been caught in a lie before. I don't lie often though.

Rainecloud
08-17-2004, 07:15 AM
I'm not a very good liar, as my tone of voice changes when I attempt to lie.

Therefore, I don't lie. :)

Meat Puppet
08-17-2004, 07:41 AM
I don't lie, but I do in fact tell an exaggerated version of the truth.

escobert
08-17-2004, 07:48 AM
SAd to say I am a perfect liar. :-/ dunno if it's good or bad. I take after my father in many ways.

Ki Ki
08-17-2004, 08:07 AM
I start to smile. A really cheesy smile. Then I can't control my laughter and I start to laugh really loud. Then I smile again. Then I run away. {=

Baloki
08-17-2004, 11:19 AM
Lie detectors detect change in persperation and pulse :D

Armisael
08-17-2004, 12:08 PM
I'm not a very good liar, as my tone of voice changes when I attempt to lie.

Therefore, I don't lie. :)

UltimateSpamGrover
08-17-2004, 12:11 PM
I don't lie.


Just tell the truth XD

Resha
08-17-2004, 12:25 PM
But lying's fun!Ok, I'm not a compulsive liar. I'm damn good at it though. :D (And forall you know,that could'e been a lie....)

Rye
08-17-2004, 01:31 PM
It depends what I am lying about.

If it's something important and if I don't lie about, I get in trouble, I think of a lie instantly and I say it good. It helps to stare the person in the eye, cause a liar will usually stare at the floor or something.

If I'm trying to prank someone, and I say something like, say "Oh no, my brother fell down the stairs!" I'll usually crack up laughing and that gives it away.

Rusty
08-17-2004, 02:58 PM
I tell the truth as much as possible and on the rare occasion a lie needs to be told, I'm a good liar, therefore I dont get caught.

But on those stupid lies where you break out into a cheesy grin and start laughing half way through, I end up with a cheesy grin and start laughing :)

Silmaril
08-17-2004, 05:07 PM
I'm a good liar but y mom has learnt to see through 'em. Curses.

tomothy
08-17-2004, 05:07 PM
...furrow their forehead...

yerp thats me i have an akward, uncomfortable look on my face. i try not to lie as i suck at it. plus i blush when people call me out on it (or when i'm hiding something). :mad: what a bourke....

Breine
08-17-2004, 06:25 PM
Nope. I'm a master at lying... But I don't do it as much as I could... o_O

Mahal Kita
08-19-2004, 05:15 AM
I suck at lying if I hesitate. I can "stretch the truth" if I keep a straight face.

I try not to lie. They tell me it's bad.

Unknown_Soldier
08-19-2004, 12:48 PM
well... i hafta think about it sometimes, so i hestitate a little.. A LITTLE. and i tend to look someone straight in the eye when i lie... then when i'm done, and they believe me, i scratch the back of my neck O_o;;

FreaQaZoiD
08-19-2004, 12:54 PM
I get good practice cos my deputy principal hates me. Cos he's a fat bastard and probably a n00b.

Search up 'Dowdell' on UrbanDictionary.com for an insight on the stupidity that is he. Search 'Selway' as well.

Mo-Nercy
08-19-2004, 12:55 PM
I don't lie. :D

sephxangel
08-19-2004, 01:05 PM
If it is something serious then I usually act serious to try and make it beleivable...but if it is something like a joke or prank, I usually can't keep a straight face. I end up smiling alot and then they know something's up.