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[Ki Ki]

I'm SO bored. So I decided to make a st00pid thread.

Say, we were family. Who would be in your family?
eg. wife, daughter, father etc.

Well, I don't have a full famliy yet. But so far ... I have my lil' sister, Dixie. (=

And Shay/Misfit is like my big sister who's crazy but cool.

And ... the rest of my family I still have to decide on. ^^

[Unknown_Soldier]

.......what? do you mean like... the people on this forum, as our family? o_O;;

i guess that makes me familyless?

[sephxangel]

yea i'm thinking that is what she meant...and also I think i am familyless also
yay i'm an orphan!

[UltimateSpamGrover]

I'd be single with an adopted son

[sephxangel]

who would be your son then?

[FreaQaZoiD]

I'd have myself, and my PC on which i would bestow a female name.

~~~FreaQ

[Ki Ki]

Aw. You guys kill joy.

Seriously!! You know what I mean. It's jus 'pretend' for 'fun' sorta thing.

Like jus imagine. For FUN .

[Mo-Nercy]

Psy's my estranged brother. He smeeeeeeells.

[Rusty]

My sisters can be Divinity and xxYunalesca :) And Rubedo can be my cousin :)

I'm not sure of the others yet....

[Xander]

I made a thread like this agesss ago..

But it's fun anyway. SO..

My husband would be Lindy ^_^
My younger brother would be Psychotic, my middle brother Baloki and my oldest brother Yrkoon.
My younger sisters would be Rye and Giggles.
My older sister would be eternalshiva
My cousins would be The Abominatrix, Winged Sorceress, Misfit, Levian and Denmark.
My mum would be Leeza. And my dad would be BoB!.

Annnnd my nextdoor neighbours would be Wind Shear and Fallen Angel. ^_^

[m4tt]

I'd just be everyone's creepy neighbor with funny smells coming out of the basement.

[K-chan]

I think Chibi Youkai is my twin that was born from a different family in a differnt month. Did that even make ANY sense?

[escobert]

HOOTERS is my dad.

[Ki Ki]

HOOTERS is your dad?

That's TOO cool.

HOOTERS is my uncle. ^^

[Shoeberto]

I would take Kawaii Ryuukishi as my wife. She's hawt ^^;;
And HOOTERS as my husband. She's hawt ^^;;

[Levian]

Baloki is my bone marrow disease
Rye is my gas leak
Psy is my internal bleeding
and BoB is my kidney failure

[Az Lionheart]

xxYunalescaxx would be my sis!!!!!!!!!!!!but i have not seen her for a while

[Tulmane]

*hobbles out of town with hobo-pack-on-a-stick*

[Erdrick Holmes]

Mom would be Leeza
Dad would be BoB
Cool older brother I look up to would be Mark
Little brother whom I'd beat up all the time would be Linus'
Uncle would be Mr. Graves
Crazy uncle would be edczxcvbnm
and old wise grandfather would be Dr Unne

[Psychotic]

My Grandma is Denmark
My Mom is Shay/Misfit (really!)
My Dad would therefore be Shoy
I guess my older brothers would be Lev and Baloki and PG
My younger brothers are SomethingBig and TTT
My older sisters would be XanXan and uh...um.....Fuzakeru and uh... FIRE OF AVALON! Her age is better than mine! :D
My younger sisters would be Wingy Sorcerthingy (HAH LOGAN MY AGE OWNS YOURS) and Female Ryuichi and RYE!
My cousins would probably be Czanthor, Meat Puppet Tastey Pies Jebus and Ki Ki!
Plus my beeeeeeest fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend Den. (He doubles up :D) OR RYE (She doubles up too :D)
Plus on HH I married Giggles to scare young people. I think it worked. :D

(Yeah, if anyone notices I AM older than Misfit and Den despite them being older things on this list. But don't try to understand 'cause you smell. Of bad things. :greenie: )

[GrimmReaper]

alas, I would end up standing next to noone.

[Dixie]

My mom would be Leeza,
my dad would be edczxczvbnm,
my big brother would be Sephex(he really is my big brother),
my big sister would be Ki Ki.

[Cloud_99]

Divinity would be my wife ;)
Laguna would be my blood brother
g33ky_g1rl would be my auntie

I dunno about the rest yet. I might post again sometime if I can be arsed. :D

[Erased]

I've got two or three... Or three or four :confused:
Rubedo wouldn't be to bad of a family member. I kinda like his split personality thing. Still not quite sure why he does it, but its cool ^^
Tulmane seems cool. Read a bit of his LJ like I said - seems cool. But I don't know him all that well.
princeofdarknez would make a better dad than my current one I'm sure ^^

[Logan]

My younger sisters would be Wingy Sorcerthingy (HAH LOGAN MY AGE OWNS YOURS) and Female Ryuichi and RYE!
You're such crap and nobody :<3:'s you. >=(

I think I would just have a lot of siblings, such as: Denmark, Misfit, Psychotic (he's the older brother I hate a LOT :).), Moonpool, Giggles,
My distant cousins would be: Rye, Calliope, Xander, Ki Ki. And some other cousins I don't really know :(

The rest of my family skipped out. :D

[Lindy]

The concept of a forum family brings me close to vomiting.

Aren't real family enough?

[-N-]

The concept of a forum family brings me close to vomiting.

Aren't real family enough?
The last thing I need is another pair of parents. :barf:

[nik0tine]

The concept of a forum family brings me close to vomiting.

Aren't real family enough?
Haven't you ever heard of alienated nerds? We need love to, and hey if this helps us sleep at night, then why not? right?

[Erased]

Oh... these are ADDITIONs to are family? I was hoping they were replacements ^^

[Giga Guess]

I'd be the strange cousin, who spends his time sharpening knives muttering furiously to himself.

[nik0tine]

Oh... these are ADDITIONs to are family? I was hoping they were replacements ^^
Drat! I was hoping for the same thing! What ever shall i do now!? :mad2:

[Giggles]

Misfit is my mother-in-law
Spuuky is my brother
Psy is my husband
CloudDragon is also my husband
Moomba is my older sister

Oh wait. But that's only how it REALLY is. There are too many cool people for me to choose who's in my family. So I just take those that are already there :D

Too many cool people like Winged Sorceress and Xander and Evelia and stuff :o

STOP BEING SO COOL PEOPLE, because I want to name everyone >:x

[Meat Puppet]

Psy is your husband? :mad2:

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Giga Guess and Triple T would be my brothers. Rusty would be my cousin.

Rubedo: Psy would be the creepy insane guy living in the basement having affairs with Albedo. devilmaykickass would be the neighbour that always comes into our house for some odd reason. Vincent06 and square_is_the_best would be close friends, Ansem will be the other neighbour.

And TasteyPies will be our precious pie cooling on the windsill, to be eaten in the next few minutes. And we will all be one screwed up family.

[Giggles]

Psy is your husband? :mad2:

Yes. What's so wrong about that?

[Meat Puppet]

Nothing. I just thought there was something for me in Psy. *breaks down crying*




Oh, wait a minute. Err..

[Ki Ki]

Meat Puppet would be my little brother. haRhaR. So I could bully the little guy around! (:

Rusty, Divinity, Psy, Tasteypies and Az would be my cousins.

Levian would be my Older brother.

Xander would be my nice aunt. (;

Citizen Bleys would be my uncle.

And ... hm ... let me think some more ....

[Levian]

Ki ki can be my STD ^__________^

[Shlup]

I've managed to avoid this fiasco so far, I'm not gonna start now.

Though Sugpo has called me mommy on regular occasions...

[Rusty]

Yay I have Ki Ki as a cousin also :)

I have cousins and sisters, all I need is a mother and father....and neighbour of any kind, whether creppy or quite alright...

[Rye]

Hmmm... I love these kind of things. :) I am always the little sister. xD

My mom would be ummm... (I have no mom :'()
My dad would be BoB, cause he's way older than me.
My older brothers would be Psy, Den, and Lev. And PG.
My older sisters would be Winged Sorceress, Nirnalie, Fuzakeru and Xander! My same aged sister would be Ryu. :D
My cousins would be TTT, Ki Ki and Misfit. Ki Ki would be the cool cousin that brings citrus fruit with her when she visits. :D Misfit would bring roadkill pies. :o


Plus my beeeeeeest fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend Den. (He doubles up ) OR RYE (She doubles up too )

Yay, I'm not the youngest sister always anymore. :up:

[Baloki]

Mother: EternalShiva
Father Flying Mullet (They make such a cute couple)
Wife: I can't afford one of them
Brothers: Psy, MeatPuppet, Jebus, Levian, Kero, Cz
Sisters: Xander, Leeza, Fuzukasuzu
Boyfriend of syster whos stalking me with a furby! : Lindz (lindy)
Sons: TTT
Dauthers: Fire of Avalon, Ryu, Rye

Murderious Third Cuson: Loony BoB

Father to the Bride: Spaceman Spiff

The Guy next door: Ansem

The guy always round next door: Devilmaykickass

The girl watching from across the street: Ki Ki

Annoying naourbours children: Shoy and Misfit

Man with the machine gun: Nait

The Legendary Beast: Escobar (Bert)

Recluse down the close: Mo-Nercy

Blokes in the back of the police van: Kane and Joel

[Rye]

Blokes in the back of the police van: Kane and Joel

Doing... what? :shifty:

[Polaris]

Cloud_99 would be my husband ;), Rusty my sis :D, Kiki my other sis :)Lux Trepe my bro :), Az Lionheart my cousin :)! And ta-daa a happy family! *smile*

[Meat Puppet]

Wasn't Levian my yeast infection back at FFI :confused:

[Giggles]

I've decided.

You're aaaall my family! :love:

[Misfit]

And Shay/Misfit is like my big sister who's crazy but cool.
omg i r take you hunting for wombats >D


My mom would be ummm... (I have no mom :'()
*adopts Rye* Don't worry my little girl, you're in good hands now! *pats and gives a toy hammer* Now this is where you go chase Psy threatening abuse. :-)


Anyways, I decided that
You're aaaall my family! :love: Aren't you all excited? >D

[mystic ice cube]

Mmm, I already have a family, but I dont know their SN on here anymore >.<

But anyway...

Mikztsu is my daddie, Ferenan (doesn't post anymore, but used to be around a while back) was my big brother, so was....Joaquin, and I had a son, but I forget what his SN used to be.

WELL, that was before, as for now, I don't know, 'cause I barely know anyone around. *_*

[Thunday Man]

I started this thread a year ago :|

[Erdrick Holmes]

Blokes in the back of the police van: Kane and Joel

You will die a slow slow death. :mad:

[Giga Guess]

Can ya FEEL the love?

[Fuzakeru]

My older sisters would be XanXan and uh...um.....Fuzakeru and uh... FIRE OF AVALON! Her age is better than mine! :D


My older sisters would be Winged Sorceress, Nirnalie, Fuzakeru and Xander!

You know what? When I first started flippin' through here I was actually sad cause I knew no one would want me in their families . . . but you guys proved me wrong and I'm quite shocked since I thought no one really liked me. :)

[Yamaneko]

I'd disown you all.

[Baloki]

Sisters: Xander, Leeza, Fuzukasuzu

You didn't read my post then ;_;


Blokes in the back of the police van: Kane and Joel

You know it has to be quoted again :D

[Rye]

*adopts Rye* Don't worry my little girl, you're in good hands now! *pats and gives a toy hammer* Now this is where you go chase Psy threatening abuse. :-)


Thanks! And yay for toy hammers. :D

Stop... It's hammer time! Dun nah nah nah, can't touch this.

[Kami]

Mikky's my brother. I am HOORJ's cousin.

[Loony BoB]

Every time someone makes one of these threads, everyone says I'd be their Dad. I don't even know why. *falls over* I'd be a very dopey Dad. But a cool one, oh yes. Kami can vouch for that :D?

Oh, and yes, here we go.

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/familytreerevised.jpg

[Kami]

Loony BoB, you are the best dad on the planet! :/ Make more babies now!!!

[Loony BoB]

xD I don't think either Emma or Stefanie would condone me having babies with them anymore, dear. *pat*

[Kami]

;_;.... but I wanted more brotherssss.... *goes to her room and cries hysterically*

[GrimmReaper]

*coughahemcough* you forgot to put my name off in the middle of nowhere sir. */coughahemcough*

[Giga Guess]

;_;.... but I wanted more brotherssss.... *goes to her room and cries hysterically*


I'll be yer brudder.

[Erased]

-_-Seems no one here wants me as a brother... or anything :eek: ... of course, no one was opposed to me putting who I did, so I suppose I could be happy for that.... :choc:

[Loony BoB]

'n case anyone's wondering, my one has been done by starting with a basic family tree (the Wyll-Kath-BoB-Emma-Mik-Skye one) and it kind of expanded over time. If you wanna join, you just have to keep in mind that the parents have to agree to adopting (or whatever) you... that's about it, really. Oh, and you can only join once, so there's no "I was the genetic daughter of ___ and was then adopted by ____" because I like to keep my one sort-of non-complicated. =]

But it's not really official or anything, it's just one of the main two family trees of EoFF (the other involving Cid, Unne, Britt, Asorie, BOU and Kishi, I think?).

[Kami]

That reminds me... how did I end up in the tree?

[Black Mage]

None of you would like me, and I wouldn't like any of you.

Hey, it's kind of like real life!

I kid, I kid. :)

[Loony BoB]

That reminds me... how did I end up in the tree?
Stefanie and I adopted you a while back... I don't exactly remember when it happened, though, to be honest. x_x I'll have to dig around, but chances are the thread got pruned at some point. :(