Things NOT to do

[Dixie]

Never EVER drink a whole can of Sprite really fast. I tried it 10 minutes ago and it all came back up. :barf:

And it HURT.

[Mo-Nercy]

Do NOT pirate games and movies. It's wrong and illegal and it shouldn't be encouraged in any, shape or form. :D :D :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

Don't by any chance buy Rascal for the PS1, quite possibly the worst game EVER MADE!!!

[Kilika]

Never walk a dog with a raincoat on twice in one day.....effect....I don't know.....Some guy I used to know said that.....I still don't know what he meant by that.....

[Giga Guess]

Do NOT mix Chinese food, western food, and Coke. I had churning guts for an hour after that.

[Kilika]

i learned this one from my friend mikes older brothers friend.

Never chug a bottle of pancake syrup! He had an upset somach for a month! Lol....he was really messed up!

[Giga Guess]

Eeeeeuuwww.....

[SomethingBig]

Never chug a bottle of pancake syrup!
I'm not even gonna ask why.

Never eat ice cream before sleeping in a moving vehicle.

[eestlinc]

never step on superman's cape

[SomethingBig]

What about Batman's?

Never spit on a bigger man or woman's shoe.

[Giga Guess]

Not even gonna ask the consequences of that one.

Do NOT lose track of where your arm is when putting flighting in an auger. I got the scar to verify the results.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

NEVER touch my cat.

[Phil]

never put a 20 dollar bill in an all quarter change machine

[eestlinc]

lesson learned at work: don't lift the safety device on any cutting type machine and stick your finger under it to unjam anything

[Giga Guess]

>.< Please tell me you still have said finger....

Do NOT offer food to my cats still in your hands, if you value being able to count to ten. Just lay the food on the floor and walk away.

[Yamaneko]

Do NOT feed the bears.

[Giga Guess]

Don't pee into the wind, either.

[krissy]

did the sprite thing
did the peeing thing

don't reformat because windows keeps freezing and it later turns out to be a problem with the mouse and getting a new mouse fixes the problem.

don't hold a radio station hostage to get your demo material out to the public
actually,
do this. with watergun uzi's.

[Yamaneko]

Do NOT make bad movies.

[Shlup]

Do NOT eat an entire jar of pepperonchini's in one sitting.

[Dixie]

Do NOT pee on an electric fence.

[-N-]

i learned this one from my friend mikes older brothers friend.

Never chug a bottle of pancake syrup! He had an upset somach for a month! Lol....he was really messed up!
Actually, I was only sick for that night. I was okay the next day.

Never eat a whole habaniero pepper. Actually, this will only hurt for an hour, so it's a good dare.

[Kami]

Never eat 5 pounds of chili unless your toilet is able to handle it.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Do not deny me food, it's as bad as Yam's "Do not feed the bears"

[Ouch!]

don't hold a radio station hostage to get your demo material out to the public
actually,
do this. with watergun uzi's.
Good movie. I only saw the ending, though.

Do not drop matches onto the ground and try to beat them out with tennis racquets. Some of my neighbors burned down a couple acres of forest doing that. Fools.

[Rusty]

Do not scream at your landlord first thing in the morning when she's standing in the kitchen thinking that she/he is a serial killer. (I did that a month ago)

Do not become so tired that you are brainwashed by yourself into thinking that if you drink enough coffee it will help you sleep. (I did that too)

[Mahal Kita]

Do not ignore the directions or contents on a box. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Do not consume a whole box of Fruit Rollups in one hour. And you thought they tasted sweet coming down...

Do not eat candy that's centuries old. Sure, as long as sugar doesn't get wet, but... >_>

Do not take an antacid if you really don't need it.

Do not reach back into a car as someone else is closing the car door. Unless you like pain. =\

[Kilika]

NEVER consume more than one drop of those "hottest chili sauces in the world" Dont even consume less than a micro drop! Good Lord I did that and man....i couldn't breathe. I literally became a cartoon and was shooting flames outta my mouth! :crying:

[Armisael]

Never throw things from your window without seeing where you throw them.I once hit an old man in the head,poor guy!

[nik0tine]

Don't by any chance buy Rascal for the PS1, quite possibly the worst game EVER MADE!!!
hahaha i bought that game. i played it for about 10 minutes.

[FreaQaZoiD]

DO NOT P2P! It is an illegal activity and strips artists of their due profits! :(

PS - LoL :D

~~~FreaQ

[nik0tine]

DO NOT P2P! It is an illegal activity and strips artists of their due profits! :(

PS - LoL :D

~~~FreaQ

Do NOT listen to what this guy has to say.

[Takara]

Never walk barefoot with a glass in your hands for a refill. I just cut my heel real bad after walking to the sink, seeing that big ass spider in the sink, dropping the glass, and stepping on the shards when going all hysterical.

One more reason for me to hate spiders. *shudders* Now I'll have to go to the clinic later this morning to have my foot checked, and the doctor will probably have to stitch it up. and I hate needles probably as much as I hate spiders. *whimpers* :(

[Meat Puppet]

Do not monkey around with another monkeys monkey.

[fire_of_avalon]

never step on superman's cape
And you don't mess around with Jim :p

Uhh... never... uhhh... You know what, do what you want. If it's dumb and you KNOW it's dumb, you probably deserve what's coming to you ;)

[Triple T]

never put a 20 dollar bill in an all quarter change machine

I... did that once... :(

Never eat meat at a Vegetarian Conference.

[Giga Guess]

Do NOT drink and drive!

(Okay, does THAT count as public sevice...?)

[Baloki]

Never shoot a public political figure :tongue:

[Giga Guess]

Never go to said political figure's speech/appearance and aim a laser pointer, either. Unless you wish to lose many, many teeth.

[Kopteri]

Never ever drink from a bottle that is used as an ashtray :rolleyes2

[Psychotic]

Don't cry for me Argentina. :cry:

[Erdrick Holmes]

hahaha i bought that game. i played it for about 10 minutes.

Nobody listens to me anymore.

[Giga Guess]

Don't waste precious money and BUY Mario is Missing....Ugh...

[K-chan]

Never put Poprocks in a can of soda and drink it. It hurrrrrrts!
(do they even make poprocks anymore?)

[Polyonymous]

dont operate a hair dryer while sleeping or in the shower

[Shoeberto]

Never put Poprocks in a can of soda and drink it. It hurrrrrrts!
(do they even make poprocks anymore?)
Yes, they do. And it doesn't hurt. Wimp.

Don't do <a href="http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-08-23&res=l">this</a>

[Polyonymous]

Never brush your teeth then drink orange juice.
Never eat a grapefuit and then drink milk.

[BatChao]

NEVER consume more than one drop of those "hottest chili sauces in the world" Dont even consume less than a micro drop! Good Lord I did that and man....i couldn't breathe. I literally became a cartoon and was shooting flames outta my mouth! :crying:

Haha! Are you talking about that chili sauce you have to sign a waiver before you buy it so the makers aren't liable if you die when you eat it (no joke!). This restaraunt that was around my school used to use that. The owner said he'd give me and my friends a taste (put some on the tip of a toothpick), but we never got around to it... then the store closed because the owner had back problems, so I guess we'll never got to try to the super chili sauce.

[K-chan]

Wimp.

And proud of it :D

[mystic ice cube]

I tried chugging a whole can of condensed milk. Never. EVER.

[Thunday Man]

not post this picture in everyones user notes: http://img33.exs.cx/img33/82/sexyou.jpg

[Giga Guess]

Not a half bad Drag King....

Do NOT go to sleep on a bus with friends. Unless you like artwork on your face.

[Levian]

Don't abuse cows. Remember, cows are people too!

[UltimaLimit]

What about Batman's?

Don't EVER step on my cape. I'd say ask the last fool but he's dead--there wasn't enough left to bury.

(Seriously, people call me Batman for some reason. I don't usually wear a cape tho--dry-cleaning bill after it was stepped on was too high :D )

Don't ever shoot a rubber band at a dog. They always know just when you're about to fire. Thank God my dog's getting older and doesn't run so good. Hey--wait--here she comes aga

**severed finger twitches and hits POST button**

[Earthworm Jim]

Never stick your hand into an active blender.

The results may be, well... messy.

[nik0tine]

Never shoot a public political figure :tongue:

Never say never. ;)

[Giga Guess]

Do not tease a gypsy! Or you will have bad acne and halitosis and a whole bunch of other bad bad things.....not speaking from experience, of course... :shifty:

[StarlightAngel]

NEVER try to pick up my cat. Behold the Void has lots of experience in that.... :sweatdrop She attacked me when I was untangling a toy from her. It hurt.

[Baloki]

We do have a batman regestered and he won a ciddie :D

[Silmaril]

Never ever pat the young of a strange alley cat. They try to eat you.

[Sephiroth clone]

Don´t compete in a Who-can-eat-the-most-hamburgers competition. I did and I felt sick for the rest of that day.

[White Raven]

Never chug a bottle of pancake syrup! He had an upset somach for a month! Lol....he was really messed up!

Heh, oh Super Troopers...

Anyways, never get really loaded when you're holding many secrets and other things that eat a way at you but can't say to any one. :p

[Sephex]

Don't reply to relatives threads.

[Cz]

Never eat at an Indian restaurant unless you're willing to bring your own drinks/ice.

[Dixie]

Don't reply to relatives threads.:(

[-N-]

Never eat at an Indian restaurant unless you're willing to bring your own drinks/ice.>:O What's the matter? Can't handle the spice, son? That's what the lassi is for. :exdee:

[StarlightAngel]

never give small children caffine or sugar. especially if you're the one watching them.

[Giga Guess]

HAH! But a great idea if your giving them back to their rightful owners soon!

NEVER EVER chug a slurpee before a road trip.

[StarlightAngel]

But in my case, that was not so. They didn't even have sugar. I don't want to see them when they do.

[Giga Guess]

OH! Gotta love ADD! My bro and sis are HORRIBLY ADD.

Do NOT trust anyone when they say "You can't miss it..." because it inevitably means you WILL miss it.

[Bomber]

Never sniff and swallow... :barf:

[square_is_the_best]

Never give kindergartners chocolate candy that are actually laxitives.

I find drinking orange juice a bit better than orange juice. Kills the tart.
Must be the carageenan.

[Giga Guess]

OH! Never, ever, ever watch "View From The Top." Ugh! The only movie I've ever voluntarily shut off half way through. Still 1 hour of my life I'll never get back....

[DragonflyLex]

In Sephexs case, never eat Long John Silvers when you aren't used to suchgreasy food like that. lol

In an managers case at a Dairy Queen, never eat what someone randomly makes for you. Like an ice cream blizzard with ketchup, mustard, onion, pickles, bbq beef, hamburger, cheese, mayo, and etc. NASTY! Makes you want to puke thinking about it.

[Resha]

Never EVER drink a whole can of Sprite really fast. I tried it 10 minutes ago and it all came back up. :barf:

And it HURT.

Oooh yeah. Don't ever do that. And ditto for balckcurrant drinks. That is bad.

[Cz]

>:O What's the matter? Can't handle the spice, son? That's what the lassi is for. :exdee:
It started out as 'Never eat in an Indian Restaurant', but that sounded a bit rude, so I added that last bit because...because I felt like it. :D

[Giga Guess]

Never trust a strange looking crink a siblingh makes for you. My sister made this GOD awful witches brew for my brother (Instant coffee, hot sauce, soya sauce...basically whatever she could rummage up).

He was NOT well for a few hours...

[essenceofdarkness]

Never swipe at a flying insect that's in your face that you think is a fly, it may turn out to be a wasp and come sting you right under your eye, I had to learn the hard way :( and it hurt really bad

this ended up happening in the school gym while me and the rest of the JV volleyball team were helping the varsity team warm up for their scrimage time since we had just finished ours. Then my eye started swelling, I had to ice it during the whole time varsity played. :(

[Fuzakeru]

Never ever drink from a bottle that is used as an ashtray :rolleyes2

Never drink from any coke bottle that isn't kept around you at all times when your father dips SKOAL. :cry:

[StarlightAngel]

NEVER ride down a hill that curves to the side while on a scooter that you have made as small as possible. I slid on the asphault and it did NOT feel good... My entire left shoulder had been scraped raw and I had an assortment of other large cuts on the knees and arms. I had alot of trouble sleeping the following month or so.

[Casey]

Dont be an asshat! :hat:

[Carnage]

No matter what the voices tell you you cannot fly.

[StarlightAngel]

:rolleyes2 and you just figured this out? must've been painful.

[Carnage]

On a bike never make sharp turns on wet leaves. Youll have handlebar marks on you forever.

[StarlightAngel]

ouch... I feel sorry for you.

[zacks_clone]

Never stick your hand into an active blender.

The results may be, well... messy.

what ever gave you that idea...

[Giga Guess]

Do not loan CDs to you ADD brother, unless you like scratches...

[Carnage]

Do not chug hard liquor. Unless you like vomiting. In which case go ahead.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Never eat one messed up combination of food, then get into a speeding car for one hour.

Rubedo: Car sickness is not a fun thing...

[FreaQaZoiD]

Don´t compete in a Who-can-eat-the-most-hamburgers competition. I did and I felt sick for the rest of that day.

Same goes for chicken mcnuggets.

Don't snort icing sugar. I know its hard to resist, but yeah...just don't do it.
Never try to remove gum from your hair with a bone.
Don't make me pk you.

~~~FreaQ

[Giga Guess]

Also, if you get an envelope with a strange white powder, snorting that would be a bad idea, too.

[Cloud_99]

Never ever kick a man in the nuts. It's just not cricket :exdee:

[Chimp]

Do not wake up early in the morning, skip breakfast, then play video games, skip lunch, and then play more video games. You will have a headache for a week.

[StarlightAngel]

Don't play a certain track that can easily get stuck in your head over and over and over and... I got a headache because my mind wouldn't stop playing it. :(

[Giga Guess]

Never deny yourself music. The world would be a much duller place without it.

[FreaQaZoiD]

Do not wake up early in the morning, skip breakfast, then play video games, skip lunch, and then play more video games. You will have a headache for a week.

MUAHAHAHA I AM IMMUNE!!! It must be the purple pills...or maybe the blue! Who knows!?

~~~FreaQ

[StarlightAngel]

Never deny yourself music. The world would be a much duller place without it.

I don't deny it... I listen to music too much.

[Giga Guess]

BLASPHEMER! No such thing!

Do not overlook all the little joys in life. Or else you will be denying yourself the closest thing to true happiness.

[StarlightAngel]

It's not impossible. I listen to my music everywhere. unless the TV is on something I like or I'm playing video games of course. but sometimes I just listen to my own music on my CD player while playing a game with it's sound on mute.

[Rusty]

Don't eat so much of the muffin mix that you only end up with half the amount your supposed to. You end up with a really funny headache, that makes your head feel all funny and a couple of burnt fingers from trying to get the muffins out with bare hands. Result of funny headache.

[zacks_clone]

Don't eat so much of the muffin mix that you only end up with half the amount your supposed to. You end up with a really funny headache, that makes your head feel all funny and a couple of burnt fingers from trying to get the muffins out with bare hands. Result of funny headache.


Saying this from personal experience?

Dont stick a fork in a lightsocket

[Rusty]

Saying this from personal experience?




Yep sure am, just did it half an hour ago :p

[Mo-Nercy]

Never lick the carpet in a movie cinema.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Never try to catch a Roadrunner, it's impossible.

[Giga Guess]

When you're running along, and it feels like you rn out of land, for the love of god, don't look down! Just calmly keep going.

[Sophitia]

never hit anyone in a Green Day mosh pit

[Squall04]

Never gaze, break formation, drop your rifle, drop your hat, run through the Air Gardens, go to the Road Runner, tell the Wing Commander that he's a dueche bag, wear civies, or do anything that isn't in the ROE's.

[Squall04]

Never deny yourself music. The world would be a much duller place without it.
You know, I wouldn't deny myself music, but it has been denied me by the Powers That Be. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't have music stashed away somewhere where they won't find it...

[Giga Guess]

Come again...?

[Polaris]

Never ever kick a man in the nuts. It's just not cricket :exdee:

I always kick man in balls it's a great feel but never ever wake me at 06:00 am, u don't wanna know what I'd do to u?

[Old Manus]

Do not try and do anything with my PC other than shut it down. Hell it doesn't even shut down properly!







*crashes*