Freak accident

[Silmaril]

How do you apologize to a girl whose eyebrows you singed off with a bunsun burner?

[Levian]

Ingredients:
Flour
Butter
Milk
Salt
Eggs

Mix the milk and butter and boil it until the butter has been melted. Put an egg into the mixture Pour the eggbuttermilk into a bowl of flour. Add salt. Just rub it a bit until it turns into dough. Let it stay for about 30 mins. then put it in the oven on 220 degrees. :freak:

[Psychotic]

"Look on the bright side! Now you don't have to pluck them! So... is this a bad time to ask you to go out with me?" :greenie:

[Strider]

Flowers and a Get Well Soon card?

[Triple T]

"No more unibrow!" xD

[Blue Headed Man]

Let her do the same to you.

[SomethingBig]

Tell her about the joys of eye 4 an eye and take her for a test spin.

[escobert]

Say sorry?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

hey that happened to me once, the guy that did it just lauged :choc:

[870621345]

well first you take her back to your place then you slip into "somthing more comfortable" (a leather thong) and then you do a front flip and then a backflip and then a one-handed cartwheel right out of the window.... :D

[Meat Puppet]

Burn the rest of her.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

buy her some chocolate, girls like that sort of stuff :choc:

[TasteyPies]

"If you want we can graft the hair from my arse"

[Breine]

Say it's the newest fashion.

[ZeZipster]

Try making some sarcastic witty remark that you think is funny but actually isn't, but probably offensive. Or you could just try being sincere and letting effort and time heal the relationship...

[-N-]

It's threads like these that makes pissing my life away in GC all worth it. Thanks, Geritol. :D

[Miriel]

Oh god. That happened to me in the 7th grade and I cried :(

Damage control (http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P8627)

And chocolate, lots of chocolate, and a sincere apology.

[GrimmReaper]

I agree with meat puppet. you must finish what you've started. >=X

[Logan]

Flowers and candy and tears. And let her punch you, too.

[Giga Guess]

Tell her the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows either.....and apologise. Many times.

[Sephex]

Don't point and laugh at her. Or maybe you should in case she ditches you or something.

[Rye]

Get her an eyebrow pencil so she can draw herself some eyebrows. At least she doesn't have to pluck'em for a while.

[tomothy]

aaaahahaha thats a classic, you rule!

did her eyelashes go too?
nicely played! :mad:

[Mo-Nercy]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

After saying that, you can guarentee that she won't come near you for a while and then get you when you least expect it. Hopefully, by then, she would have gotton over it. :D

[gokufusionss1]

say "i wuve you" and hug her until she accepts your apology.

[Rusty]

Let her burn your eyebrows off too. Then say sorry, give her chocolate and buy her an eyebrow pencil, so at least she can have some till her real ones grow back.

[Resha]

Try and convince her you didn't do it?

[Silmaril]

I bought her her chocolate chip cookies the same day. She didn't come today.

[DragonflyLex]

Apologizing is the first step. So she doesn't hate you, keep on apologizing, and make up funny stuff that makes fun of yourself. Tell her it's definitely free for her to tell everyone it's your fault, just as long as people don't start coming after you. lol But all I know is you need to do some MAJOR sucking up! :love:

[Giga Guess]

Heh. Yeah...suck up a lot....I can't see her hating you forever, though, unless she's really vindictive. I mean it *was* accidental, and you didn't, like, blast her with a flamethrower?

[Thunday Man]

Give her your love nectar :love:

[Lon611]

pretend you don't speak english :D lol, or that you "meant" to do it. lol. but seriously, just apologize

[TasteyPies]

Try these:

"Are you surprised to see me or were your eyebrows burned off?"

"I know people made fun of your unibrow but this is silly."

Or just scream "AHH!! ...oh..its just you"


Just kidding.

[Giga Guess]

Oh yeah. Try those and you'll SO be Mr. Popularity in her books....

[Fuzakeru]

Give her your love nectar :love:
I'm sure THAT'LL make it all better. :rolleyes2

[Carnage]

LOL. Is there a story behind this id love to hear it. :lol:

[SpiritWolf]

lol I totally agree with Carnage.

[StarlightAngel]

lol. I agree.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Three words.

Flee

the

Country

[StarlightAngel]

lol. very funny Void.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

The wrath of a woman is terrible to behold unless of course she's short and puny like my sister here. Then it is sadistically amusing.

[Giga Guess]

Three words.

Flee

the

Country


Agreed. But I'd make it the Continent. And maybe get some plastic surgery...

[Rusty]

Hide behind a tree. No one ever looks behind tree's. Ever.

[Cloud_99]

Yeah lots of comments about how much you suck for doing it, lot's of chocolate, and lots and lots of apologising and random hugging and pleading for her forgiveness. Then be ready to recieve some severe cock knocking before all is well. :D

[kikimm]

How the heck did you manage to do that? And JUST the eyebrows? :mog:

If I did it...I'd just wait until she got over it and came to you, or....never talk to her again. That'll be ten dollars.


:D

[Meat Puppet]

Why has running away got to be the best solution?

[StarlightAngel]

The wrath of a woman is terrible to behold unless of course she's short and puny like my sister here. Then it is sadistically amusing.

eyes flash zefie's trademark: Kill!

running away would be a good idea, but I would like to hear the story. I have ideas of what may have happened from Void but I'd like to hear the real thing.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Ah yes, I almost forgot. I was theorizing that you both worked at a restaurant of some sort, probably fast food, and you somehow got her eyebrows burned. But I too would like to hear the full story.

[nik0tine]

Same here.

[Carnage]

I now have an angry mob at my disposal :evilking: and it demands the story

[o_O]

Tattoo her eyebrows back on in her sleep.

[Kilika]

give her replacement fake ones until her real ones grow back, or give her that eyebrow pen thingy that girls use.....lol that had to be classic! :lol:

[Silmaril]

Would you believe there was a lecture on "Common School Accidents" involved?

[Resha]

Covince her that it's better than getting her eyebrows plucked out. It didn't hurt, did it? And tell her it's free.

[Giga Guess]

Would you believe there was a lecture on "Common School Accidents" involved?


Going back to my "Define Irony" thread....

[StarlightAngel]

.... And this all happened how? You're avoiding the story.

[Carnage]

Come to think of it bunsen burners dont have flames.


.... And this all happened how? You're avoiding the story.

Hes probobly makeing it up.

[Ouch!]

Come to think of it bunsen burners dont have flames.
No, they emit gas that you light to make flames.

[Silmaril]

Give her your love nectar :love:


Hes probobly makeing it up.

Perhaps it's a good time to tell you I'm a girl. Thunday made me laugh like hell though.

Anyway, it's horrible in school now. Everybody's like "Safety Precaution No. 1: Don't have a homocidal lab partner"

Not to mention the girl really did have a unibrow and everyone assumes I did it on purpose coz nothing would induce the girl to do something about it.


The story is actually very boring for you, very embaressing for me and very humiliating for the girl, lets call her Ferry.


We were having our usual start of session safety lecture in front of the whole school. Me and Ferry were going demonstrate how to do stuff carefully as the lecturer spoke. It was extremely boring.

Anyway, we got to the heating things part. How careful we were supposed to do. Not to have any chemicals nearby (it's a Chem lab! How could we not?) Heat flammable chemicals over waterbaths/sandbaths. And do not try to light a bunsun burner alone. Have someone else start the gas etc. That was my cue.

Ferry was making such a show of doing things oh-soooooooooo-slowly and carefully it was sickening.

I was supposed to turn on the gas. I pulled the knob ever so slowly and Ferry lit a match.

Nothing happened.

Ferry started making remarks about "You're not supposed to do so slowly", "do have some confidence" and "are you afraid? Do you want me to do it for you?" and the lecturer joined in and all the kids joined in making smart remaks and I'm known for liking fire.

The thing I want to know that the heck was she thinking leaning over the bunsun burner to the gas knob. Was that or was that not dumb? It was imbecilic! (Wrong spelling).

Anyway, I turned the knob fully and FROOF

Ferry Ferry Burning bright.
How can I apologize for your plight?
Consider this favor for now.
That I got rid of your unibrow.

[Carnage]

Have you ever gotten really close to a stove and you hear your hair crinkle and burn? I lost half of my left eyebrow trying to light a cigerette on my stove :( . My mom kinda evend it out though. But then i got made fun of in school for a while cause my eyebrows were really thin :(

How come she only lost her eyebrows?


No, they emit gas that you light to make flames.

o0o the ones in my school are just really hot coils. no flames :( (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=49199)

[Maxico]

Burn everybodys elses eyebrows so she doesnt feel like an outcaste.

Or Laugh at her.

[StarlightAngel]

.... wow. So it was just her eyebrows? why didn't the rest catch on fire too?

[Silmaril]

I havent seen her so I don't know what the damage is. I know I got her eyebrows coz she grabbed her face and glared at me.

Personally, I'm wondering about the match she was holding. She was definitly holding match. Why didn't it burn her finger?

I've such terrible rumors that she's lost her sight and she can't see and her fingers are burnt and she doesn't have her thunmbprint on her right thumb any more.

But I"ve spoken too some kids on the first seat and they said that before I turned the knob fully, Ferry jumped back.

I reckon the match finally burnt her fingers and she jumped back and the flame kinda passed in front of her face.


By the way, I heard from reliable sources that the skin on the top of her index finger, a bit of nose skin came off in the nurse's office. I'm not sure about the nose skin but the finger skin is understandable.

I saw her eyebrows frazzeled, they aren't completely gone.

[zacks_clone]

your smooth dude.real smooth. :p

[gokufusionss1]

i'm sure they would of told you if you had made her look like a troll.

[FreaQaZoiD]

Look around innocently and pretend nothing happened. Its really easy and works in almost every situation.

~~~FreaQ

[Ki Ki]

Wow. I'd never forgive you if I was her. Unless you were really hot and you asked me out. Or if you were Patrick Star and you asked me out.

If not. Too baad.

But I guess you could apologise. If she doesn't accept, it's better to lay off.

I don't think she's intending to forgiving you any day soon. I mean .... you 'did' burn off her eyebrows. n_n

[Silmaril]

I'M A GIRL! A FRIGGIN' GIRL! wHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

[Ki Ki]

ahhhwwoooops.

Hehe. Sowie.

I thought you were a guy. But still. This makes things worse.

She must think you were so jealous of her you burnt off her eyebrows!!

Omgoodness. NOT good, girl. n_n

[zacks_clone]

I'M A GIRL! A FRIGGIN' GIRL! wHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

i call everyone dude.-.-;;Anywho-lock your doors and windows and pray she doesnt get revenge

[ZeZipster]

I'M A GIRL! A FRIGGIN' GIRL! wHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Give her your love nectar :love:


This will amuse me for a very, verry long time...

[StarlightAngel]

Move to a different school. Preferably at least 50 miles away from the one that she attends. Hope that she doesn't know you're addresse. actually, just plain move to a different state. :D Unless she isn't the type to get revenge. then you should just try to move ten blocks farther in the opposite direction from her house, just in case. :D

[Giga Guess]

I've such terrible rumors that she's lost her sight and she can't see and her fingers are burnt and she doesn't have her thunmbprint on her right thumb any more.


For that to have happened, she'd have had to have gotten quite a blast. Uless she caught the flames square on in the eyes, I doubt she was more than dazzled, and got a bit of light burn. Similar deal with the thumbprint. She'd've had to have gotten a SUBSTANTIAL burn to sustain that kind of damage. Translation: she may be in rough shape, but I HIGHLY doubt that there's anything permanent.

(BTW, if she glared at you, it indicates to me that she could see at the time, and I don't think it'd deteriorate like that...)

[Silmaril]

This will amuse me for a very, verry long time...


I'm glad to amuse. :tongue:



Anyway, this is an update. I met Ferry again on Tue. She came back from her week's leave on Mon but on that day I stayed home. (Not coz i was afraid, mind you).

Anyway, she's looking great. No unibrow. Had a facial and a manicure and a week off from school, I'm not surprised.


Moral of the Story: Safety Lectures are Bad for your Eyebrows. (Or don't trust me with anything that can cause harm)

[gokufusionss1]

ahhhh if your a girl it doesn't matter i thought you were a boy and faniced her, but since you're a girl just laugh and let her moan about you behind your back.

[kikimm]

Maybe you should make her lose her memory. Just hit her over the head with a pipe.

Sounds good to me. :thumb: :mog:


:D