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Psychotic
08-25-2004, 06:50 PM
OK, I want you all to imagine you're in this situation.

You're stuck in a giant purple elevator, and it's on fire, and everyone else in it is dead. Plus it's underwater too. Plus the world is about to end because of a giant comet named Frank. Yes, Frank. Anyway, you're in this elevator when suddenly a magical Irish...no wait, that's too stereotypical. When a magic Morroccan leprechaun appears, and promises to grant you a wish. However, because he's a really grumpy leprechaun, probably because all the Irish leprechauns make fun of him and don't let him drink their Guinness, the wish can only be one of two things: A muffin, or a donut.

OK, did you imagine all of that? Yes? Well then you have one TWISTED imagination.

So, what's the greatest invention of all time? :greenie:

Me? I say the shoe. As it's a cool word to say, plus your feet would hurt if you walked places if it didn't exist.

Rye
08-25-2004, 06:54 PM
The George Foreman Grill. It was made by the father of 7 sons named George and it's cool looking. And different colours! :eek:

Actually, the CD/cassette. It's awesome how they can put music in an object.

Erdrick Holmes
08-25-2004, 06:55 PM
Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?

I'd choose the muffin, lemon poppyseed muffins are pure orgasmin delicious.

Denmark
08-25-2004, 06:56 PM
xDDDDDD

^_^ the greatest invention ever is definitely Radiohead. although as they are not really an invention, I'll say the internet. because without the internet, would my sig be worth reading? I don't think so. ^_^

Psychotic
08-25-2004, 06:57 PM
Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?


But that heroine's so fine! She's hot AND saves the day!

-N-
08-25-2004, 06:57 PM
Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?No, you've got it all wrong. Lay the heroine. Lay off the heroin.

Denmark
08-25-2004, 06:59 PM
It was made by the father of 7 sons named George

he also has at least one daughter named Georgina or something like that. Narcissistic? I think NOT.

Rye
08-25-2004, 07:03 PM
he also has at least one daughter named Georgina or something like that. Narcissistic? I think NOT.


Of course not! If you make a cool grill like George Foreman did, you can name all the children you want after yourself. :cool:

Denmark
08-25-2004, 07:04 PM
actually I wanna change my answer. the synthesizer is the best invention ever.

Armisael
08-25-2004, 07:11 PM
I believe the greatest invention of all time is internet,it's very cool to find whatever information you want and you also can meet new people.

Levian
08-25-2004, 07:14 PM
The waffle iron that makes cat-shaped waffles. :freak:
That's probably the most useful object in the universe.

SeeDRankLou
08-25-2004, 07:15 PM
Of all time? I'm going to have to go with indoor plumbing.

Denmark
08-25-2004, 07:16 PM
oh! oh! I wish for a donut! that would be a good wish. ^_^

and the coolest invention ever (I know it this time) is...the PIANO.

SomethingBig
08-25-2004, 07:17 PM
Best invention, hands down, is the Robotic Flamethrower Arm Sharpener Grillshoe. It's a flamethrower that's shaped like an arm, talks like a robot, and sharpens and cooks shoes.

The second best would have to be the shoe lace. Without it, your shoes would fall off.

-N-
08-25-2004, 07:17 PM
The piano is pretty solid, I must say. Although the Quick Chop is a pretty formidable invention to beat...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/quick-chop.html

Triple T
08-25-2004, 07:20 PM
I'd chose Lemon Poppyseed Muffin. ^__^

Anyway, the best invention is the NES, which gave birth to Final Fantasy. :)

escobert
08-25-2004, 07:42 PM
I am the greatest invention all time.

-N-
08-25-2004, 07:43 PM
Seriously Bert, you can be funnier than that.

Earthworm Jim
08-25-2004, 07:55 PM
Communism

...stop looking at me like that.

Cz
08-25-2004, 09:30 PM
The greatest invention of all time is the Sub-Woofer. It can play music and shake a cocktail at the same time, what more do you want?

Lindy
08-25-2004, 09:34 PM
The Telecaster.

Tele > Strat

Thunday Man
08-25-2004, 09:49 PM
Cancer was a pretty cool invention.

Miriel
08-25-2004, 09:59 PM
Bendy straws :)

TasteyPies
08-25-2004, 10:22 PM
Greatest invention? The Boob.

Boobs can:
1)Take your mind off work
2)Feed the hungry
3)Make nice pillows
4)*snip*
5)*snip*
6)*snip*

-N-
08-25-2004, 10:30 PM
Greatest invention? The Boob.

Boobs can:
1)Take your mind off work
2)Feed the hungry
3)Make nice pillows
4)*snip*
5)*snip*
6)*snip*
:<3:

Maxico
08-25-2004, 11:01 PM
That japanese toaster I saw on tv that connects to the internet, finds the weather and then burns it on to your toast.

RSL
08-25-2004, 11:32 PM
Hi guys. Quit spamming. Thanks.

nik0tine
08-25-2004, 11:32 PM
oh! oh! I wish for a donut! that would be a good wish. ^_^

and the coolest invention ever (I know it this time) is...the PIANO.

I expected you to say the "sword chucks" were the greatest invention ever. but your a dissapointment.



The Telecaster.

Tele > Strat

Fender SUCKS. Les Paul and SG beat out a Fender anyday. However, Rickenbacker wins this one i think.
The greatest invention ever was the Warwick. Period.

SomethingBig
08-26-2004, 12:19 AM
The computer's an okay invention. It's nowhere near as good or important as the toothbrush, though.

Lindy
08-26-2004, 01:59 AM
Fender SUCKS. Les Paul and SG beat out a Fender anyday. However, Rickenbacker wins this one i think.
The greatest invention ever was the Warwick. Period.
Some of the worlds greatest music has been thanks to Fender, and some of my favourite music is thanks to the Tele.

Fender provide good, decent priced instruments, Les Paul are far to expensive and I've never liked SG that much. And Rickenbacker? None of my favourite bands play Rickenbackers, so they can shush too.

Calliope
08-26-2004, 05:23 AM
SPIN CYCLES ON WASHING MACHINES.

Yamaneko
08-26-2004, 05:24 AM
God

-N-
08-26-2004, 05:44 AM
GOD is actually an acronym. It stands for GOD Over Djinn.
[ / douglas_hofstadter_okay_no_one_knows_wtf_i_am_talking_about ]

Shlup
08-26-2004, 05:47 AM
Lids that screw on and off of things!

Del Murder
08-26-2004, 05:49 AM
Flat panel monitors.

Calliope
08-26-2004, 05:52 AM
Coke cans :D

Rusty
08-26-2004, 07:50 AM
Sparkley green toothpaste, the computer and Final fantasy.

And I'd choose the muffin over the donut :)