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Earthworm Jim
08-25-2004, 08:23 PM
Simple topic. Out of all the dictators in history of any country, which one would be your favorite?

Mine would be Joseph Stalin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin) of Russia during World War II. I think it's the moustache. I feel it is the sole factor that separates him from other dictators. I'm actually jealous of it and hope to have one some day.

-N-
08-25-2004, 08:26 PM
Nah. I had a mustache once. It sucked.

Kirobaito
08-25-2004, 08:31 PM
I once contemplated making world villain action figures.

"Deluxe Vladimir Lenin, with his Bolshevik Blade and Mega-Marxist Cannon!"

But I have to go with Napoleon. I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure yesterday. :D

Lindy
08-25-2004, 08:33 PM
I'm partial to a few Castroisms myself.

SomethingBig
08-25-2004, 08:40 PM
If you look past the insanity and the mass murders, Hitler was quite brilliant.

Nait
08-25-2004, 09:21 PM
Stalin sucks. >:( Worse'n Hitler, in the long run (though both are nasty beyond belief).

My favourite dictator? I'll have to go for Caesar. He had it all... An adventurous life, a glorious military career, the Roman Republic's last dying words and a bloody good death scene.

I mean, C'MON. The guy has, in a LOT of languages, a single, very powerful word after his name. Kaizer, Keisari, Kejsare, Tshar. SHAKESPEARE wrote a play 'bout him.

Cz
08-25-2004, 09:26 PM
Caesar salad?

You know, Saddam Hussein is quite underrated. He was involved in more wars than Hitler, and had a better moustache.

Erased
08-25-2004, 09:31 PM
Napolean, easily.
Gotta love losing in style and being exiled a few times ^^

nik0tine
08-25-2004, 11:28 PM
Viva Fidel!

Lord Chainsaw
08-26-2004, 12:41 AM
As soon as I read the thread title, Stalin immediately popped into my mind.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks he was badass. If I made a history videogame, he'd be the last boss.

I think Caligula is underrated though. Nero takes all the credit for being the worst Roman Emperor ever, but Caligula was even worse.

War Angel
08-26-2004, 01:19 AM
Yasser Araffat. He's just so cute and adoreable and cuddly and what-not. And he's alive, too!* :D




* For now. :P

fire_of_avalon
08-26-2004, 01:58 AM
I like... I like... I like... Napoleon. Because he showed the world just what shorties were capable of. Yeah, think of that next time you hold something over my head, jerk.

White Raven
08-26-2004, 03:47 AM
Ra, ra, Rasputin.

I don't know what he did, but such a good song.

Yamaneko
08-26-2004, 05:14 AM
I don't have a favorite person who killed millions of people.

-N-
08-26-2004, 05:17 AM
I'd have to say the Cid's Knights. Because they are like the Shinra.

*turns on anti-ban armor, and runs like hell* :D

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*five minutes later, after being caught and brutally beaten like Rodney King*

OH GOD, OW, FINE, UH, I HATE, I MEAN, I LIKE, NAPOLEON, OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP :D

Blue Headed Man
08-26-2004, 05:22 AM
Hitler got Germany on his side, the 1337ness.

<i>Impossible is only in the dictionary of fools</i>
~ Napoleon

Del Murder
08-26-2004, 05:50 AM
Lord Michnaid, that vile vile villian.

Brian The Pink Shark
08-26-2004, 07:30 AM
Definetly Stalin :choc:

Maxico
08-26-2004, 09:41 AM
Rasputin, obviously. only he could get a song about him translated into german:

RA-RA-RASPUTIN,
Kavalier der Königin.
Schlimmer als er war keiner im Land.
RA-RA-RASPUTIN,
hatte Weiber nur im Sinn.
Er brachte jede um den Verstand...

how is that not great.

Kilika
08-26-2004, 10:12 AM
Caesar....he was good...too bad he didn't listen to those signs.

Mikztsu
08-26-2004, 10:14 AM
Idi Amin. He ate people, so what? Maybe he was hungry. And his crocodiles too.

Rest in peace my friend. :(

Meat Puppet
08-26-2004, 11:46 AM
Was Jesus one? :confused:

Mikztsu
08-26-2004, 12:19 PM
No.

I also liked Cleopatra. She was a sexy, strong and wicked lady with sex-slaves. Woman for my tastes.

/hate Stalin - he tried to conquer my Finland, failing badly though.

Nait
08-26-2004, 12:26 PM
Yeah, let's hear it! Stalin sucks **** in hell, while being ******* by ******* Satan using a club that's been glued and stuck in broken glass. :mad:

Thunday Man
08-26-2004, 12:38 PM
Hands down for me its :love: :love: :love: Hitler :love: :love: :love:

Loony BoB
08-26-2004, 12:48 PM
Cid.

gokufusionss1
08-26-2004, 12:56 PM
alexander the great, he destroyed whole cities because they insulted him and he marched 20,000 men into the desert and still won.

Lindy
08-26-2004, 01:02 PM
And then he died from having a hot bath. Some dictator.

Jack
08-26-2004, 01:15 PM
Pot Pot from Cambodia. I mean, the dude just spent his time KILLING people. Stalin had pride (Hated the US), Hitler had feelings (Was queasy after Holocuast and was GAY), Alexander was weird (Bisexual and Died in a bath).I mean COME ON! (How can you hate Gay and Bisexual people? They're nice people once you get to know them)

Here's info on the great Pot Pot!

Cambodian dictator. Born on 19 May 1928, to a prosperous and well-connected peasant family in Kompong Thom province, Saloth Sar studied in Phnom Penh and Kompong Cham and became a member of Ho Chi Minh's Indochinese Communist party in 1946.

In 1949, he travelled to Paris to study radio electronics. On his return four years later, he fought briefly against the French in the Indochina war, which resulted in the colonial power's withdrawal from the area in 1954.

At some point, Saloth Sar began calling himself 'Pol Pot' as a nom de guerre. He became a member of the new Communist Party of Kampuchea (Cambodia) in 1960 and its secretary in 1963. He went north to organise the guerrilla war against the government of Prince Sihanouk and, on the overthrow of the latter in 1970, led Khmer Rouge troops in a bitter civil war with the right-wing regime of General Lon Nol, who had changed the country's name to the Khmer Republic.

The Khmer Rouge defeated that government in April 1975 – seeing the fall of Saigon to the Vietcong, Lon Nol escaped from Phnom Penh by helicopter. Pol Pot took total power, even though this was not made public until the following year. The country had yet another name change – to Kampuchea.

As he asserted his independence, Pol Pot quarrelled with Vietnam, which had supported his guerrilla campaign, and imposed his authority on the Kampuchean people. With unbelievable brutality, 'Big Brother Number One' (as he was called) tried to create a truly Communist state by destroying all Western technology and returning to an agrarian society organised on a collective basis.

During the four years of his rule, which began with the declaration of Year Zero, at least one million people died during a reign of terror. Many of them were 'intellectuals', which could simply mean that a person spoke a foreign language or just wore glasses. Pol Pot's victims were buried in mass graves known as the 'killing fields', a name that later became the title of a 1984 Hollywood film about the events.

In January 1979, the Khmer Rouge was brought down by a Vietnamese invasion. Pol Pot fled from Phnom Penh but continued to fight in the countryside and jungle, retiring as head of the Khmer Rouge only in the late 1980s. In 1997, he was sentenced to death in absentia by former Khmer Rouge colleagues in what was considered little more than a show trial. He died of natural causes on 15 April 1998.

He also killed 2 Million People! And is now happily in the house of rest. So good thing for him but what about the 2 Million innoncents. he was the best Dictator cause he was evil. I love a evil dictator.

Mo-Nercy
08-26-2004, 01:16 PM
Let's see. I reckoned Cao Cao was a pretty cunning dictator. He controlled the Emperor without having to seize the Mandate of Heaven and used a huge army wisely to keep everything in his favour until he died.

Akenhaten. He changed the religion of ancient Egypt from the sect of Amun which had been the only religion for thousands and thousands of years into a religion where there was only one god instead of dozens like in the old religion. He even changed his name to comply with the name of the god he created, Aten. To change the religious beliefs of all Egpytians, one of the most religious societies in the ancient world was pretty damn good. Even though it was changed back after he died.

Psychotic
08-26-2004, 02:15 PM
Let's see. I reckoned Cao Cao was a pretty cunning dictator. He controlled the Emperor without having to seize the Mandate of Heaven and used a huge army wisely to keep everything in his favour until he died.


Wait, is he that guy from Dynasty Warriors that's all "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO FIGHT ME!!!!! MWAHAHAAHAH! LOOK AT ME AND MY BLUENESS!"? 'Cause if so then my favourite dictator is him. PLUS he had a cool mustache in DW. :p

Lux Trepe
08-26-2004, 03:16 PM
My favorite dictator was Salazar, i think that he did a good work for Portugal coz we were without money and he made a lot of money! Now we are a democracy and we don't have money again! Now we have a god government that is doing a good work but the socialist destroy everything. The UE is safe with Barroso, he is a good politic.

eestlinc
08-27-2004, 12:19 AM
Chairman Mao

Thunday Man
08-27-2004, 12:22 AM
Lu Bu > Cao Cao.

Bernhard
08-29-2004, 12:22 AM
Rasputin, obviously. only he could get a song about him translated into german:

RA-RA-RASPUTIN,
Kavalier der Königin.
Schlimmer als er war keiner im Land.
RA-RA-RASPUTIN,
hatte Weiber nur im Sinn.
Er brachte jede um den Verstand...

how is that not great.
However neat Rasputin might have been, one would be hard pressed to define him as an actual dictator.

My current favourite dictator is Manuel Noriega.

Cloud_99
08-29-2004, 12:28 AM
O.K you guys are all gonna think I'm pretty sick I know but hear me out. Hitler was an excelent politician. His policies an dideas before the war brought Germany up from the rotting dump it had become after world war one, and changed it into a prosperous economic power. This is why it has been said that if Hitler had died in 1937 before he invaded Austria, he would have been hailed as one of the greatest leaders Europe had ever known if not the World. The only reason Hitler is known as "evil" is because of his anti-sematic veiws. Now don't get me wrong I'm not a Jew hater or anything I just think that Hitler was an excellent politician.

Meat Puppet
08-29-2004, 12:53 AM
Tight decision over Darth Vader or Hitler :confused:

Lux Trepe
08-29-2004, 01:02 PM
Okay, Hiltler was a good politian but a bad man with a stupid moustache. ehehehehe

Armisael
08-29-2004, 01:33 PM
Okay, Hiltler was a good politian but a bad man with a stupid moustache. ehehehehe
I agree.

Breine
08-29-2004, 06:16 PM
Caesar ruled Europe at one time...'Nuff said.

frr_vegeta
08-29-2004, 06:23 PM
Ahhh, this title most certainly goes to Peter the Great, Tsar of Mother Russia.

War Angel
08-29-2004, 08:52 PM
[quote]The only reason Hitler is known as "evil" is because of his anti-sematic veiws.[./quote]
Had they remained views only, it would've been alright. But he acted on those belief, murdering more thab 6 million, and started a war that killed far more, and changed the world. Yes, a brilliant politician... and also a crazed, vicious, and ultimately evil man.

Mo-Nercy
08-30-2004, 03:38 AM
Lu Bu > Cao Cao.
Lu Bu wasn't a dictator. Even so, it was Cao Cao who captured him and killed him. So:

Cao Cao > Lu Bu.

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Zhou Yu > Cao Cao (he got owned at the Red Cliffs)

Female Ryuichi
08-30-2004, 12:42 PM
Stalin.

escobert
08-30-2004, 08:03 PM
hitler. duh

eestlinc
08-31-2004, 02:14 AM
Chairman Mao