Top 15 Olympic evens we would like to see.

[Thunday Man]

I didnt make this, but here goes. If i did id do something with a spin off of the Breast Stroke :p

15> Modern Biathlon: Do a Shot/Take a Shot

14> Women's Ping-Pong-Player Paddling

13> M.C. Hammer Throw

12> Rhythm-Method Gymnastics

11> Synchronized Monster Truck Rally

10> Jell-O Shot Put

9> 10-Meter Gender Guessing

8> The 100-Meter Dine 'n' Dash

7> Fellatio

6> Conjoined Diving

5> Pummel Horace

4> Women's Freestyle Rhythmic Pole Dancing

3> Khorkina Mocking

2> Rhythmic Blogging

1> Last Archer Standing