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Flying Mullet
09-02-2004, 09:05 PM
For those of you that peruse the front site, you might have noticed that the <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/staff.shtml">Staff Page</a> is a little out-dated. Rather than try to come up with witty bio's ourselves, we decided to let the general public of EoFF come up with them for us.

Yes, this is a contest if you're wondering.

What we are looking for are bio's for the current staffers, which includes:
<ol><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u="1">Cid</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22">Loony BoB</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827">Farah, Arche, crono_logical, Guu, whatever...</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=3666">Roogle</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552">eternalshiva</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7687">Flying Mullet</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1616">bennator</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2141">CloudDragon</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5016">Heath</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9560">Kalinda (if she's even around)</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2317">Killy</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=191">Rainecloud</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6158">Strider</a></li></ol>
If you're not sure of what we're looking for in a bio, just check the existing bio's and that should give you a pretty good idea.

Now, for the rules/fine print:
<ol><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=7687">PM</a> me, Flying Mullet with your entries.</li><li>Please keep it civil. Giving the staffers a hard time is fine, just don't be mean.</li><li>Entries will be accepted for just over a week until next Friday, September 10.</li><li>Voting/selection will be determined after all entries are accepted.</li></ol>
So let's see those creative juices flow!

* <b>Mod/Admin</b> - Can you sticky this? Thanks. :) *

Ouch!
09-02-2004, 11:32 PM
We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

Yamaneko
09-02-2004, 11:32 PM
Yeah, I've been meaning to ask him. Those things are gold.

Shoeberto
09-02-2004, 11:34 PM
We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.
Yeah.

Loony BoB
09-03-2004, 01:51 PM
Yes, but this competition is for the shtml page, not for a downloadable mp3 or anything. We're need the text since we need to redo the staff page. :) Spatty used to do 'em but he's not around lately and won't return my messages. ;_;

Heath
09-03-2004, 02:28 PM
I miss Spatty ;_;

Loony BoB
09-03-2004, 02:43 PM
I think we all do really. =/ I see him around at tGA but still...

crono_logical
09-03-2004, 03:47 PM
I see him alive in chat :p

Aren't the current ones gonna be redone too, for those that get to remain there? :p

Flying Mullet
09-03-2004, 04:34 PM
If they want them redone. We mostly wanted to get bio's for those that don't have one, but if the others want theirs redone it's up to them.

crono_logical
09-03-2004, 07:55 PM
I want mine redone :D

Flying Mullet
09-03-2004, 08:06 PM
Added you to the list. :chef:

Loony BoB
09-03-2004, 08:21 PM
All of us. :)

Flying Mullet
09-03-2004, 08:48 PM
Okay, updated. :chef:

Citizen Bleys
09-04-2004, 02:42 AM
We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.


Bugger that. I don't have the power to make anything like that which would actually be funny anymore. It would just be an ignominious mess like all of the other times that I tried to force myself to top past, inspired works...case in point Frig8, which I never finished because it is utter shit. I don't care how popular Frig7 was (amongst smokers of crack cocaine), Frig8 isn't worth relieving onesself upon, and neither would any audio intro that I came up with now. Plus, it would be obsolete in two weeks. That's what happened both times before.

Erdrick Holmes
09-04-2004, 03:01 AM
Does anybody have a link to that old audio introduction? I remember hearing that and laughing alot.

Leeza
09-04-2004, 04:32 AM
<a href="http://leezas.com/eoffintro1.mp3">EoFF intro #1.</a>
<a href="http://leezas.com/eoffintro2.mp3">EoFF intro #2.</a>

Yamaneko
09-04-2004, 04:33 AM
Leeza the Ninja wins again! :monster:

Big Ogre Umaro
09-04-2004, 06:10 AM
Bugger that. I don't have the power to make anything like that which would actually be funny anymore. It would just be an ignominious mess like all of the other times that I tried to force myself to top past, inspired works...case in point Frig8, which I never finished because it is utter shit. I don't care how popular Frig7 was (amongst smokers of crack cocaine), Frig8 isn't worth relieving onesself upon, and neither would any audio intro that I came up with now. Plus, it would be obsolete in two weeks. That's what happened both times before.
Haha when'd you change your forum name to "Mark" you sissy?

Citizen Bleys
09-04-2004, 08:10 PM
This is my name. I was born with it.

Dr Unne
09-04-2004, 08:24 PM
*insert some random comment about someone's crotch*

Ouch!
09-04-2004, 10:52 PM
Leeza is my new hero.

Citizen Bleys
09-05-2004, 12:20 AM
Dear Unne,

Die.

Yours truly,
Mark

Big Ogre Umaro
09-05-2004, 05:10 AM
This is my name. I was born with it.
Sort of a creepy reply, but all right I'm feelin' ya.

Citizen Bleys
09-05-2004, 07:54 AM
Didn't I tell you I'd call the police the next time you did that?

Linus
09-05-2004, 08:38 PM
http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif

Baloki
09-06-2004, 08:25 PM
Why not just save time and put that users usernotes as their discription?

Ed, Edd n' Eddy
09-06-2004, 10:02 PM
:banbleys

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-07-2004, 10:40 PM
Oh, you kids.

Flying Mullet
09-13-2004, 07:25 PM
Okay, all EoFF members are fired. I didn't get a single submission for this contest. :(

Shame on you all. :mad:

Roogle
09-14-2004, 03:18 AM
I can do it, but it won't be witty or anything like that -- I'm no Spatvark. :p (We're like, butter and margarine; I'm margarine and Spatvark's like that super thick and creamy butter that nobody wants because it's so thick and you're like, "Er, this is butter? It's so thick" but then you want more of it because it makes bread taste so much better, as opposed to margarine which is used mainly in cooking and low-fat things.)

Leeza
09-14-2004, 07:18 AM
Go for it, Roogle. You can do it! :)

Rainecloud
09-14-2004, 06:46 PM
Sarcasm, please. Lots of sarcasm.

Flying Mullet
10-04-2004, 04:50 PM
This can be closed now.