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Blitz_Ace
09-03-2004, 12:29 AM
*Falls down through the clouds and lands hard on the floor. Dusting himself off the newcomer looks about with wide-eyed awe. In honour of this grand arrival the Newbie makes a post to announce it.*

Well met ye all!

So here I am, and my story starts now or so it would seem.
Im a total FF addict (Well obviously) and im also quite prone to any other RPG or a good RTS game.

Im looking forward to plenty of happy posting and of course... Much insanity! ;)

Ok enough from me... Im off to get 'a posting!

Shlup
09-03-2004, 12:42 AM
Hullo. :grover:

Trumpet Thief
09-03-2004, 12:45 AM
chaos: Welcome to EOFF

Rubedo: Hope you enjoy your stay!

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

Rase
09-03-2004, 12:52 AM
*gets up of the ground* Hey, next time you come falling from the freaking sky, gimme a warning, eh? I don't like it when people land on me and nearly break my good typing hand. Darn new people...

Anyway, hello, welcome to Eye on Final Fantasy. Enjoy you stay, blah blah, you know the drill. See you around, unless you land on me again.

zacks_clone
09-03-2004, 12:55 AM
eep!newbie!:: waves :: ^_^ Welcome to EOFF Forum. :: crawls off to FF section ::

Psychotic
09-03-2004, 12:56 AM
You're a newbie? I thought you were the voice of god come to bestow wisdom upon us all! THE NEXT ONE WILL SURELY BE GOD! :(

But as for you, I can see you getting a lucrative job within the Surinamese embassy within the next 5 years if you keep up the good work! Well done, Blitz_Ace, I am proud of you! :)

Lord Xehanort
09-03-2004, 12:58 AM
chaos: Welcome to EOFF

Rubedo: Hope you enjoy your stay!

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

Ansem: chaos is the sensible one, Rubedo is the nice, 13 year old boy, Albedo is a freak, and Trowa is a vegetable.

Kounetsu: That's right! So, I can murder Albedo and Trowa, riiight?

Ansem: No! We don't need any blood on our hands!

Kounetsu: But it tastes sooooo good!

Ansem: Whatever... *gives newbie a batch of Yaoi Fudge Cookies*

Trumpet Thief
09-03-2004, 01:01 AM
Trowa: I am not a vegetable. I am a character from a famous anime called "gundam wing" with thousands of fanfictions written on fanfiction.net. I am sure that I am the cutest one. My hair covers my eyes, and I almost never talk. *Hands newbie a fresh batch of yaoi cookies* *Sits and stares and sits and stares*

StarlightAngel
09-03-2004, 01:03 AM
Me: Hello!

Zefie: n00b...

Me: *smacks Zefie* don't mind her. she's just a little AI that has no manners and has this thing about telling what her first impression is about someone. she's very rude.

Zefie: It's a n00b that fell from the sky...

Me: *smacks Zefie again* Bad AI! I'm gonna charge Shugo even more for babysitting. He needs to teach his AI some manners. Sheesh. I'm never gonna let you be my muse on Fanfition.net if you keep acting like this...

Blitz_Ace
09-03-2004, 01:29 AM
Thanks ye all for the warm welcomes!

Ive gone all warm and fuzzy on the inside.... Oh wait, thats my stomach acid's playing up again... :p

Polyonymous
09-03-2004, 02:52 AM
well lets see here... fold this that way and..... take that corner and..... in half.... another fold here..... done! here, have an origami machine gun. *hands Blitz_Ace the machine gun* if you want i can make you some origami bullets for it too.

Leeza
09-03-2004, 03:09 AM
Goodeven, Blitz_Ace, and may your days be long upon the earth. I welcome you to EoFF. :)

StarlightAngel
09-03-2004, 03:16 AM
Me:Some members bite. Some members' bites are venomous. Be careful!

Zefie: Some people have shops with remedies for the venom.

Me: Wow... Zefie's being a good AI! Maybe I'll let her be my muse after all.

Strider
09-03-2004, 03:22 AM
Howdy, howdy, new guy.

FightClubFan#47
09-03-2004, 04:44 AM
Hey! You have a moomba as your avater! GO YOU! You get a moomba! :moomba: You should join Eizon. Just go to world of ff and join country.

Ki Ki
09-03-2004, 07:13 AM
Hallo.

Don't do anything these people tell you to do.

Only listen to me. Because I think. And therefore I know.

Now eat your toe!!

Breine
09-03-2004, 12:06 PM
Hey there and welcome to the forums :)

Polaris
09-03-2004, 12:09 PM
Welcome to EOFF

Have a great time here

:meditate:

fire_of_avalon
09-03-2004, 12:28 PM
We have clouds now?

Hi. Have a good time.

Armisael
09-03-2004, 12:43 PM
Hey Blitz_Ace,welcome.

FreaQaZoiD
09-03-2004, 12:48 PM
Mmm..isn't ANYONE going to taste the newbie hello..?

Oh well...it's all up to FreaQ...

*licks newbie* 'Mmm...tastes like chicken'

~~~'Hello Clarrisse...' - Hannibal Lecter

DANCING SPIDERMAN LINK (http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif)

Mo-Nercy
09-03-2004, 12:49 PM
Three words. Nation of Zhem Welcome to EoFF

Logan
09-03-2004, 06:12 PM
You'll fit in with the insanity part. Yup. :moose:

Xander
09-03-2004, 06:40 PM
Hey Blitz_Ace, welcome to the forum. =D!

Triple T
09-04-2004, 02:55 AM
Me: Welcome to EoFF:

Me again lol: Have fun. ^__^

Me again AGAIN OMFGWTF!?!: what they both said. =D

Meat Puppet
09-04-2004, 03:00 AM
Enough with the split personalities, I can't remember if I'm Triple T or if I'm Rubedo..


Hang on a second...


AHHHHH HELLAR THAR NEWBIE YOU ARE NEW tHAT S WH


That's why.

Phil
09-04-2004, 03:15 AM
*pops a cap in the alter ego's butts*
Welcome to eoff! :D

Giga Guess
09-04-2004, 04:38 AM
Hey Blitz Ace! *Join Myst*

Heres 1000 Giga Points. *10,000 more if you join Myst*

Enjoy your stay. *Myst is the best...*

Rase
09-04-2004, 06:49 AM
Darn you Myst! Darn You!!!!!

FightClubFan#47
09-04-2004, 08:59 AM
Hey Blitz Ace! *Join Myst*

Heres 1000 Giga Points. *10,000 more if you join Myst*

Enjoy your stay. *Myst is the best...*


*coughgiveothersachancecough*

*coughigraciosleygaveyoumystcough*

*coughsay"joinEizon"likemeandgiveeveroneachancecouch*

sorry bout that. i think i have the flu.

Giga Guess
09-04-2004, 03:38 PM
Oh! Did I mention Aura's pretty good too?

(THERE! You satisfied?)

Trumpet Thief
09-04-2004, 06:36 PM
chaos: Join Vincentland 'cause I have multiple personalities! Also, we are more plain and simple and give you a chance, rather than pushing the offer in your face *coughGigaGuesscough* Excuse me. Shouldn't someone say Robittussen?

Rubedo: Besides, I have it advertised everywhere in my sig, so it would be a shame if I put that to waste, eh? We have a president, a vicepresident, and three other members. Sound good to you? Many jobs are open at the time.

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* That's right Rubedo, lure them into hell! *Laughs maniacally*

Rubedo: Shut up Albedo!

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

DMKA
09-04-2004, 08:18 PM
Umm hey welcome. I hope you stick around for atleast 2 weeks, unlike the last billion newbies we've gotten in the recent months.

Lord Xehanort
09-04-2004, 08:19 PM
*pops a cap in the alter ego's butts*
Welcome to eoff! :D


Kounetsu: Oh you rotten S.O.B.! *Omnislashes V06* (Join Myst)

Ansem: What about the bullet in our @55? (Myst has the most members and is the best all around)

Kounetsu: I'm sure Dr. Giga Guess can help us. *drops pants and bends over* (Join Myst)

Ansem: Uh-oh... (Myst has the most members and is the best all around)

Giga Guess
09-04-2004, 08:55 PM
However, Karlin is worth a looksee....just as a tip.

(SEE?! I'm not totally selfish!)


But why's everyone being so MEAN to me?! :shame: :cry: :whimper: :crying: :weep:

Lord Xehanort
09-04-2004, 09:09 PM
Both: We're not being mean!

Ansem: Can I put our pants back on yet?

Kounetsu: NO!

FightClubFan#47
09-05-2004, 02:56 AM
Great, I think we scared him!

Rase
09-05-2004, 05:11 AM
Than my work here is done.

*Leaves through the wall*

Giga Guess
09-05-2004, 05:25 PM
Another newbie scared off for good. I mean he probably thinks we're all crazy or something...*he's right, but we should've let him establish his presence before we reveal that...*

And I didn't mean you, Ansem. you know what I love, bay-bee!

Linus
09-05-2004, 05:28 PM
http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/little.gif

Giga Guess
09-05-2004, 05:31 PM
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?

:screwy:

Trumpet Thief
09-05-2004, 06:28 PM
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?
:twak: Thank you sir, may I have another?

:screwy:

chaos: xD

Thunday Man
09-05-2004, 06:32 PM
Hi

Giga Guess
09-05-2004, 06:44 PM
You seX0r-ed him, didn't you Thunday? DIDN'T YOU?!

Lord Xehanort
09-06-2004, 01:00 AM
And I didn't mean you, Ansem. you know what I love, bay-bee!

Ansem: *blushes* *snuggles Giga Guess to hide blush*

Kounetsu: *cough*Ansem'sonly15*cough*

muchacho
09-06-2004, 01:19 AM
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

yet onther newbie comes along, only to be scared away by people like me.

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBBBBBBBBBBBB

Giga Guess
09-06-2004, 02:06 AM
Ansem: *blushes* *snuggles Giga Guess to hide blush*

Kounetsu: *cough*Ansem'sonly15*cough*


Jailbait! JAILBAIT!!! AAAAUUGHHH!!!!!

Trumpet Thief
09-06-2004, 02:35 AM
Jailbait! JAILBAIT!!! AAAAUUGHHH!!!!!

chaos: Why does this always have to happen in newbie threads?

Giga Guess
09-06-2004, 02:45 AM
Because we must test the new blood. If this scares 'em off, what'll they do when they meet the wierd ones?

Trumpet Thief
09-06-2004, 02:57 AM
Trowa: Last time I checked, we are the weird ones...

FightClubFan#47
09-06-2004, 03:44 AM
Sir: Seriolesly guys. People Think your Contagios!

Ic:WTF??? I dont have mutiple personalties!! DAMN YOU!!!

*gets shot for being lame*

sorry

Giga Guess
09-06-2004, 04:35 AM
Giga: He's not contagious, right?

Omega: Bloood....I need bloood....

Giga: Where'd you come from? Ah well *represses Omega*

Ah! Much better.

StarlightAngel
09-06-2004, 04:48 AM
:sweatdrop All these other personalities... Technically, Zefie Isn't my other personality. She just pops up every so often. Jeeze tho. You guys are getting weirder and weirder ...

Leeza
09-06-2004, 06:09 AM
I agree. Can we tone it down a bit on these personalities please? Thank you.

Giga Guess
09-06-2004, 06:12 AM
Bah. That was Omega's first and last appearance. Don't worry. I got my own schtick. Anyhoo, welcome!

Trumpet Thief
09-06-2004, 05:56 PM
I agree. Can we tone it down a bit on these personalities please? Thank you.

chaos: From now on, I think it should strictly stay for only me and Ansem...

Rubedo: *agrees*

Lord Xehanort
09-06-2004, 11:02 PM
Kounetsu: My sentiments exactly.

Ansem: I also think that Rubbers shouldn't have 5 personalities. Limit it to Rubedo, chaos and Albedo.

Kounetsu: Kill... Trowa...

Ansem: Be nice.

Kounetsu: *snuggles Giga Guess*

Ansem: Can I put our pants on yet?

Kounetsu: NO!!!

Trumpet Thief
09-06-2004, 11:05 PM
Kounetsu: My sentiments exactly.

Ansem: I also think that Rubbers shouldn't have 5 personalities. Limit it to Rubedo, chaos and Albedo.

Kounetsu: Kill... Trowa...

Ansem: Be nice.

Kounetsu: *snuggles Giga Guess*

Ansem: Can I put our pants on yet?

Kounetsu: NO!!!

chaos: We'll get rid of Seto!

Seto: What nooo!!!!!!!

Rubedo: I mean, Trowa's already in the duo. Look at the sig, man!

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally* I agree, take out Seto!

Seto: Alright, fine. Remember me, everyone :cry:

Trowa: Meh, small loss...

StarlightAngel
09-07-2004, 02:30 AM
Me: Zefie will still make an appearence every so often...

Zefie: The program that makes me up is just too cute, right?

Me: *sigh* yeah... No wonder Shugo hates to leave you alone in 'The World' while he's gone. You're just so cuute!

Zefie: :x *hugs teddy*

Carnage
09-07-2004, 03:22 AM
There are four bodies here but 7 minds. My brain hurts from just thinking
OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH