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Carnage
09-07-2004, 03:35 AM
Soap is what we use to make ourselves clean. Can it be dirty? If its not perfectly clean can we ever be truly clean. My thoughts are all jumbled up. Discuss.

TasteyPies
09-07-2004, 03:36 AM
If it has pubic hair in it.

Earthworm Jim
09-07-2004, 03:36 AM
Only if you rub it on your private parts

Meat Puppet
09-07-2004, 03:38 AM
Yes, soap is dirty as soon as you touch it. Use liquid soap.

Logan
09-07-2004, 03:45 AM
Liquid soap is my friend. I hate using bars of soap. They get all...mushy. And dirty.

kikimm
09-07-2004, 03:46 AM
Of course soap is dirty. Where do you think the dirt that doesn't go down the drain goes? On the soap bar. Or if you've left it out too long, it might start collecting dust.

So, yes.


:D

zacks_clone
09-07-2004, 03:46 AM
drop it in the dirt when its wet and it gets dirty....-.-;;

-N-
09-07-2004, 03:51 AM
Such metaphysical ramifications... but I sidestep those by using liquid soap.

Thunday Man
09-07-2004, 04:20 AM
Yes, its not entirely clean.

SomethingBig
09-07-2004, 04:25 AM
drop it in the dirt when its wet and it gets dirty....-.-;;

Dangit, I was gonna say that.

Del Murder
09-07-2004, 05:12 AM
If we can't be perfectly clean can we at least be perfectly dirty?

Kilika
09-07-2004, 06:13 AM
If it has pubic hair in it.

Ki Ki
09-07-2004, 07:05 AM
Ofcourse. Humans are dirty little rascals. Everything we touch is dirty. Yes it's sad but true.

Amnesia Case
09-07-2004, 07:09 AM
This is why I roll around in talcum powder :p

Meat Puppet
09-07-2004, 09:37 AM
We could be one of those people who locks themselves in a bubble and comes in contact with germs or nothing. When they step outside thought they'll most likely be *snipped*

Armisael
09-07-2004, 09:47 AM
Liquid soap is my friend. I hate using bars of soap. They get all...mushy. And dirty.
Same for me.

Polaris
09-07-2004, 09:48 AM
Liquid soap is my friend. I hate using bars of soap. They get all...mushy. And dirty.

me too! :D :p

Cz
09-07-2004, 10:18 AM
Liquid Soap is good. Yes sir.

Shlup
09-07-2004, 10:20 AM
Little kids get so caked with dirt that when they "wash" their hands they leave dirt on the soap. You should see what my little sister does to the bathroom when she brushes her teeth! Sometimes I swear I should just let her stay dirty...

Rusty
09-07-2004, 02:22 PM
I avoid soap, so I use liquid soap. Normal soap is creepy.

Silmaril
09-07-2004, 05:10 PM
Soap cleans itself. It's SOAP after all.

Seifer
09-07-2004, 06:56 PM
If it has pubic hair in it.

But what if the pubic hair is clean? =O

bennator
09-07-2004, 09:16 PM
Soap can be quite dirty and gross.

K-chan
09-07-2004, 09:55 PM
Ever been to a joke shop? Some have soap that PURPOSLY makes you look like ya got dirt on ya if ya use it

Armisael
09-07-2004, 10:25 PM
Ever been to a joke shop? Some have soap that PURPOSLY makes you look like ya got dirt on ya if ya use it
Yeah that's right,i love these shops they have some pretty good stuffs. :D

Carnage
09-08-2004, 01:55 AM
Soap cleans itself. It's SOAP after all.

Exactly!

Enoki
09-08-2004, 05:41 PM
If it has pubic hair in it.

my thoughts exactly