View Full Version : Hurricane Yams

09-17-2004, 01:01 AM
It's obvious who is behind the insidious weather attack on the American Southeast.
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The rage of Yamaneko threatens the very fabric of our land.
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People are left to pick up the shattered lives left in his wake
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At least we have plenty of water now
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In times like these, we need a superhero
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delete these tragedies from our lives!
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Erdrick Holmes
09-17-2004, 01:05 AM
Give a guy Cid's Knight privilages for about 6 months and look what he does with them.

09-17-2004, 01:11 AM
I'm a bit suspicious about it. I think it could be The Rage of Bruckner. Rage of Bruckner is upon us!

09-17-2004, 04:36 AM
He says he was up in Oregon, but was he?

09-17-2004, 04:52 AM
Aww...Yams, you had too many Vareniki! :(

09-17-2004, 05:52 AM
When people have power, they abuse that power. The Cid's Knight's have power.

09-17-2004, 12:49 PM
Looks like Yams is PMS'd. *gives Yams a Midol*

09-17-2004, 02:56 PM
This is Yams on the good days... :eep:

09-17-2004, 04:44 PM
When people have power, they abuse that power. The Cid's Knight's have power.

Like Shinra by any chance? xD

09-17-2004, 05:35 PM
Like Shinra by any chance? xD

That guy who said that will never ever be forgotten. Now if I could just remember his name... :confused:

09-17-2004, 05:47 PM
Kirk81, my archnemisis!

09-17-2004, 07:08 PM
That guy who said that will never ever be forgotten. Now if I could just remember his name... :confused:


oh Yams, how could you do this to the Floridians?

although it would be funnier if his name was Charley. ^_^

09-17-2004, 07:14 PM
Yams only did this because he lost his 100% record in feedback, y'know.

09-17-2004, 08:08 PM
delete these tragedies from our lives!

Super Delete vs Hurricane Yamaneko?

Holy holyworshippything, why the hell hasn't someone arranged this sooner?

09-17-2004, 09:44 PM
Super Delete was on vacation yesterday, from what I hear. Bad day for a nap.

Loony BoB
09-17-2004, 09:48 PM
I heard he pushed over an old lady. The heartless bastard.

09-17-2004, 09:50 PM
Super Delete has turned to the side of evil? May God have mercy on our souls.

Kaos Nishiakari
09-17-2004, 10:19 PM
Super Delete strikes again

09-17-2004, 10:56 PM
Like Shinra by any chance? xD

One could refer to them in such a manner.

Del Murder
09-18-2004, 04:10 AM
I have returned, and just in time! That's right, your superhero has come back to you all! I guess I should explain my absence.

Well, as you all may have well known, I had previously fallen at the hands of the tyrant, Lord Michnaid, and his diabolical Substance Device. The plan was ingenious, it created layers upon layers of matter to clog up my deleteflexes, thus rendering me powerless. In his madness he stashed me away in his mountainous lair to keep me as his prize. What a terror! I daresay I hope none of you youngsters ever approach strange castles. Fearful things lurk in their shadows.

Anyway, back to the story. In my cell was nothing but a table. With my full strength I could have easily deleted the entire cell, but alas this was not the case. After many months of suffering and depression I came up with a plan. I used what little strength left to break the table in half. Why, you ask? Because now I had two halves, and two halves make a whole. Now, Michnaid had taken away my power to delete objects, but that is not all the fair muse granted me that day many years ago. I was also able to delete concepts...like letters! Swiping the 'w' from my 'whole' I had, you guessed it, a hole! Using the old hole-in-the-wall trick, I was on my way to freedom.

Knowing my nemesis would scour the earth looking for me, I prepared quickly for the coming battle. I called up my good friend Del Murder (some of you have heard of him) and asked him to get in touch with someone for me. Then we returned to Mt. Dnalnif for the final showdown. We being myself, and Mr. Rowrig, Del Murder's 11th grade physics teacher! Now when Michnaid tried to fire up the old Substance Machine, Rowrig chimed in with a lecture on how 'matter can neither be created nor destroyed'. This logical outburst caused the machine to go berserk and explode, and with my full powers I quickly deleted Michnaid's coat and pants, leaving him the mountaintop until he froze. He now sits in the capital of Michnaidia, a statue for all the people to remind them how precious liberty is.

After it was over I had a question for Mr. Rowrig. 'If physics says matter cannot be created or destroyed, how does that explain my deleting powers?' I asked him.

'Why, Super Delete, that's something you'll have to figure out for yourself one day,' he replied. Then he disappeared into a cloud of smoke! Well, not really, he got on a plane and went back to Oakland. But it would have been cool if he did!

The End

09-18-2004, 04:33 AM
delete my sweet potatoes

09-18-2004, 04:37 AM
Super Delete is just increasing the entropy in the universe at a higher rate than normal. He's going to kill us all.

Del Murder
09-18-2004, 04:49 AM
Quiet...Dr Yams. Your infernal Weather Device will create no more havok on the poor southlands! Just because they had slavery much longer than the rest of us doesn't mean they deserve this kind of treatment.

09-19-2004, 12:13 AM
It is sunny here now. Thank you, Super Delete!

09-19-2004, 12:33 AM
Isn't there another hurricane on its way to Florida again?

09-19-2004, 12:45 AM
Isn't there another hurricane on its way to Florida again?

Jeanne swerved off.

09-19-2004, 12:52 AM
fair enough, wasn't sure as its pritty late here :D

Del Murder
09-19-2004, 01:16 AM
It is sunny here now. Thank you, Super Delete!
Just doing my job. Enjoy the fair weather, citizen.

09-19-2004, 01:28 AM
Just doing my job. Enjoy the fair weather, citizen.

I must also thank you for the fair weather you have brought upon the city of Preston, thank you Super Delete :D

09-19-2004, 01:30 AM
What has the South ever done for me?

09-19-2004, 12:24 PM
Isn't Super Delete more powerful this time around? I'd heard he could move stuff, too.

09-19-2004, 07:07 PM
no storm, no squall shall hinder us!

09-23-2004, 05:09 AM
I would like to point out that the former Hurricane Yams is back up to Tropical Storm Yams and prepped to hit Louisiana AGAIN. Take THAT, South!

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Del Murder
09-23-2004, 05:13 AM
I will do everything in my power to prevent this.