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Giga Guess
09-19-2004, 04:51 PM
Here goes nothing...

Design a card with *YOU* as the subject. A legend/whatever (Wizard, zombie, whatever, if anything...)

Oh, and the color legend goes as such:
R=Red
B=Black
U=Blue
W=White
G=Green

Giga Guess 5WG

Summon-Legend
Flying
Attacking doesn't cause Giga Guess to tap.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1W and bring any white creature back from your graveyard back into play. Place a rebirth token on that creature. If a creature with a rebirth token goes into the graveyard, remove it from play instead.

4/4

PLEASE only post if you have a rudimentary knowledge of Magic: the Gathering...

Khaotic
09-19-2004, 05:30 PM
Khaotic: 1 B

Summon - minion

When khaotic comes into play, target opponent may put any creature card from his or her hand into play. When Khaotic deals damage to an opponent, put your hand into play tapped.

1/2

:love:

Lindy
09-19-2004, 05:58 PM
I've never seen the attraction of magic the gathering.

Ever.

EVER.

Thunday Man
09-19-2004, 05:59 PM
Can we get more nerdy? :(

Psychotic
09-19-2004, 06:08 PM
Can we get more nerdy? :(

Not unless we dress up as Captain Kirk and yell out "Set Phasers to Radical!"

I don't really know what Magic the Gathering is. When people first mentioned it I thought it was some sort of demonic cult. Actually, I still think that. :p

Lindy
09-19-2004, 06:10 PM
Considering how it talks about tapping, either I'd assume they're tapping into demonic planes to summon up hellbeasts, or they just REALLY enjoy dancing with noisy shoes.

*summons up Gene Kelly*

Cz
09-19-2004, 07:03 PM
I don't play Magic, but I think I can pull this off:

Czanthor the Varnished

When Czanthor the Varnished is laid, you instantly win the game and your opponent becomes your slave for all eternity.

eestlinc
09-19-2004, 07:12 PM
i take it that card is never useful.

Cz
09-19-2004, 07:17 PM
Depends who you're playing against. :D

Yamaneko
09-19-2004, 08:18 PM
It's true, most Magic players are guys.

I'll do mine later.

Baloki
09-19-2004, 09:14 PM
Can we get more nerdy? :(

OMG Yu-Gi-Oh Cards xD

Sess020
09-19-2004, 09:55 PM
Sess020-------------(3)B

Legendary Sorcery

Smoke a bowl, then pass it around. When it returns to you, you win the game.
"I told Yarzuk: Its the one spell that EVERYONE looks forward to!"

:strung: :strung: :strung: :strung:

Lord Xehanort
09-19-2004, 11:21 PM
Ansem:
Ansem RRRRRBBBBB
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Summon Wizard

Treat Ansem as if he had
Flying. You may deal X damage
to your opponent, where X is
a sacrifice of your own Life.

9/8

Sory if the wording isn't perfect. I haven't played in 8 1/2 years.

Kounetsu:
Kounetsu 10
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Summon Legend

Kounetsu ignores summoning
sickness. This creature can
receive a +X/+X bonus per turn,
where X is the number of Life you
sacrifice to give this bonus.

10/9

Giga Guess
09-20-2004, 12:20 AM
Can we get more nerdy? :(

Hey, look. I'm just trying to get traffic flow going again...got a better idea? :p

Psychotic
09-20-2004, 12:21 AM
got a better idea?

Three words: Hot. Naked. Chicks.

Giga Guess
09-20-2004, 12:22 AM
2 words.

INSTANT BAN.

Not interested in that prospect, thank you.

Psychotic
09-20-2004, 12:24 AM
It's a tough call, but you being banned is a risk I'm willing to take. Go forth my friend, and chickify!

Farewell, brave soldier, you were one of the good ones :(

StarlightAngel
09-20-2004, 12:26 AM
I haven't played Magic: the Gathering in a while.

Starlight Angel
Creature
Flying
When put in play, pay 2 white mana to revive a creature card. If Starlight Angel is killed while the revived creature is in play, the revived creature dies as well.
W4
6/7

Giga Guess
09-20-2004, 12:31 AM
It's a tough call, but you being banned is a risk I'm willing to take. Go forth my friend, and chickify!

Farewell, brave soldier, you were one of the good ones :(


Okay, let me just thi-NO!

Nonononononononono NO! Post yer own damn porn!

Mo-Nercy
09-20-2004, 11:10 AM
Magic?! That is sooo gay. :D

*prances off*

I don't like Magic THIS MUCH [-----------------------------------------------------------------]

Polyonymous
09-20-2004, 02:20 PM
polyonymous-demon 4BBB

flying, first strike, haste

when polyonymous comes into play discard your hand, search your library for two creature cards and put them into play.

4/4

-N-
09-20-2004, 10:26 PM
I remember the days when I played this crap... my best memory is selling all my cards for wads of cash. (Actually, that's the second best memory, the best is this killer Urza's deck I made with Deranged Hermits... yeah.)

I must say I like Sess's bowl spell. That is sweet.

Neel - WUBG
[picture of me being a badass]
Legendary Badass

First strike
Neel comes into play with 5 +1/+0 counters.
Pay N life or discard N cards: Neel gets N +1/+0 counters.
Remove N +1/+0 counters, tap: Draw N cards, kill N creatures, untap N creatures, dispel N spells, counter N spells, or gain N life.
1, Remove 1 +1/+0 counters: Untap Neel.
If your life is less than 1 and Neel is still in play, set your life to 1 and remove a +1/+0 counter.
If Neel goes to owner's graveyard, return Neel to owner's hand.

"Neel! Quit being such a badass!" - Keith S.

2/6

Wow, I had too much fun with that. :D

square_is_the_best
09-21-2004, 04:10 AM
Square Rules 0
Legendary Software company (instant)
Each player must buy a squaresoft that the person on you right wants and give it to him or her. The game ends in a draw or a victory for all, whichever you prefer.
"OOHHH! I love Final Fantasy," everyone playing the game.

Jebus
09-21-2004, 05:16 AM
Jebus 3GG

Legendary Creature - Grammar Whore


If target opponent spells something incorrectly or uses improper grammar, and if you yell at them for doing so, then you win the game.

For cripes sake its "You" and "Are." I will steal your soul and feed it to the hellbeasts.

1/4

edczxcvbnm
09-21-2004, 05:25 AM
edczxcvbnm 1Blue

???
Trample, First Strike
edczxcvbnm draws all monsters to block him and he get +20/+20 for every monster that does block him.

edczxcvbnm cannot be the target of spells or abilities.

30/30

Giga Guess
09-21-2004, 01:29 PM
Giga Guess' Equalizer 2GG
Instant
All special abilities are nullified until end of turn, including "Creature may not be the target of spells or abilities." Target creatures Power and toughness become the equivalent to the weakest creature in play.

"But...but that was my best card!" ~ed

:p Nyah nyah!

Rusty
09-21-2004, 02:27 PM
Can we get more nerdy? :(


I agree.

Maxico
09-21-2004, 04:26 PM
magic? Thats about as appealing to me a warhammer.... or ripping out my arm and beating my self to death, using it as a makeshift weapon.

Cz
09-21-2004, 04:54 PM
Don't mock Warhammer. You're just jealous because your Tyranids are poorly painted. :D

Maxico
09-21-2004, 06:13 PM
ma space orks pwn joo

edczxcvbnm
09-21-2004, 11:10 PM
Giga Guess' Equalizer 2GG
Instant
All special abilities are nullified until end of turn, including "Creature may not be the target of spells or abilities." Target creatures Power and toughness become the equivalent to the weakest creature in play.

"But...but that was my best card!" ~ed

:p Nyah nyah!

GAH~! I hath been thwarted! That quote just made the whole thing. Although I must say it still doesn't stop my card from being a 30/30 death machine. Still isn't easy to kill.

I also made it blue for counter spell reasons :D

*tramples you*

PWNED! :D

Cz
09-21-2004, 11:16 PM
And Lo, God looked down upon his creation and decided it had all been a complete waste of time and resources. In an instant, he wrought terrible destruction on the universe and it's inhabitants, and cast them all into the pit of hell. God sighed unto himself and spake, 'I knew it was a dumb idea to make that stupid card game'.

:D

Polyonymous
09-21-2004, 11:25 PM
Polyonymous' Will 2UUU

Enchantment

Ployonymous's Will can not be targeted by spells or abilities.
6: Return all creatures from play to thier owners hands, each player chooses one creature from thier hand and puts it into play.

this card would beat you all up, and since it isnt targeting anything it can even return creatures that cant be targeted, and if you even think of attacking me i will just return all the creaturs to thier owners hand, that means you cant get to me with your creatures! muwhahahaha.... but i dont play magic anymore, the new set they are comin out with looks extreamly stupid.

Erased
09-22-2004, 12:18 AM
Erased
B,U 0/1 Legendary creature - Spectre
Flying
During each upkeep, you lose one life for each land you control.
When Erased comes into play, you lose 4 life.
When Erased comes into play, destroy all non black creatures. They can't be regenerated. When Erased comes into play, all players discard their hands and draw that many cards. If a creature would come into play, destroy Erased.
<i>"Almost sounds more like a curse, rather than a blessing..." -Giga Guess</i>
Take THAT! ^^
Edit: Now with added flavor! text! :D

Giga Guess
09-22-2004, 12:32 AM
Almost sounds like a curse, rather than a blessing...

Chzn8r
09-22-2004, 05:09 AM
I haven't played Magic in 3 years, but here's a stab:

Chzn8r
4BG
Creature - Pwning Pirate
When Chzn8r comes into play, search your deck for Cupil, Pen Pen, and/or Makar, and put them into your hand.
BG: All Pwning creatures gain +2/+2 until end of turn.
4/4

Erased
09-22-2004, 10:35 PM
What? No one searches their deck any more... j/k ^^
Not too bad. I'd play it in a deck.

Behold the Void
09-23-2004, 06:31 AM
Void Dragon
7 Force 4 Chi
13 gold
When Void Dragon Destroys a province, the province's controller discards their fate hand.

Oh wait... that card already exists... and is from a different game... sorry, it's just that L5R IS BETTER and all. but anyways, as far as the Magic Card goes...

Behold the Void
1B XX
Sorcery
Give target player X number of poison tokens where X is equal to the amount of extra mana paid divided by two. Any player with 10 or more poison tokens loses.

Giga Guess
09-25-2004, 05:08 PM
Giga Guess' Lance 5
Artifact
Equip-3
Equipped Creature gains First Strike, +2/+4, and TAP: Tap or untap target creature.