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Zell's Fists of Fury
09-20-2004, 09:35 PM
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Strider
09-20-2004, 09:39 PM
You don't need proof for that. It's naturally apparent.

Levian
09-20-2004, 09:56 PM
I'm glad we finally got it proven.

Yamaneko
09-20-2004, 10:08 PM
This is obviously the equivalent of a CBS News source.

Psychotic
09-20-2004, 10:21 PM
Yeah. I was neutral. Now I'm pro-dog. Woo. Cat lovers can try to sway me onto their side, if they like :cool:

DMKA
09-20-2004, 11:14 PM
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So in other words if someone saves a kids life and I don't then their better than me? Thats a great way to make people feel poopy.

I'm a cat lover btw...like dogs too but kittys are my friend and dogs tend to be not as cuddely.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-20-2004, 11:51 PM
So in other words if someone saves a kids life and I don't then their better than me? Thats a great way to make people feel poopy.
No, but the WILLINGNESS to save a kids life decides your poopyness. Say theres a kid in a building that was, oh I don't know, hit by a plane and had collapsed. Who would be better? The guy who climbed through dangerous debris to save the kid's life, or the guy who sat on his balcony licking himself?

Baloki
09-21-2004, 12:26 AM
I hope lezza bans you *sawys*

Calliope
09-21-2004, 12:30 AM
Yeah! LEEZA WILL SAVE US ALL!

Anyone who is in doubt should read the original Garfield series.

Leeza
09-21-2004, 12:54 AM
Well I can't argue the fact that those dogs can sure do a days work, but cats don't need to work. :cat:

Mo-Nercy
09-21-2004, 01:02 AM
Kitties are kewt.

TasteyPies
09-21-2004, 01:06 AM
A cat would save a person's life if they could.

Nevermind, cats HAVE saved lives.

Logan
09-21-2004, 01:15 AM
A cat would save a person's life if they could.
Damn right they would.

Lindy
09-21-2004, 01:18 AM
Dogs only save lives because they've been trained to, and do it for treats.

Cats save lives because it's COOL.

Shlup
09-21-2004, 02:04 AM
I want a doggie. Yesterday they were having adoptions at the pet store and I wanted them all. ;_;

Peegee
09-21-2004, 02:17 AM
dog > cat = corollary

Del Murder
09-21-2004, 03:52 AM
I once had a faithful canine companion. His name was Spotless the Invisible Dog. He was expensive, but the nice man selling items out of his van threw in an invisible leash and a month's supply of invisible dog food free of charge. Poor Spotless wasn't much for playing, and I never heard a peep out of him, but I loved him just the same. One day after chasing the vile Mr. Edczxcvbnm throuhgout North America (he was travelling to every house in the US in order to destroy all copies of FFVI. I tricked him into returning to his home dimension by making it an official US law that Mr. Edczxcvbnm must never go home. You see, his one weakness is that he cannot obey any rules. It took damn long to pay off those senators, I assure you) and when I came home poor Spotless had ran away. :( I hope he found a good home.

Maxico
09-21-2004, 04:31 PM
I had a cat. It was fat, it stank and it scratched up all the wood in my house. EVEN PENCILS, how the hell can cat do that. And it was called clio even though it was male.

My cat was weird.

The end.

Cz
09-21-2004, 04:52 PM
All this proves is that Spiff is susceptible to emotive images. Exploit this fact and send him on missionary work to the South Pacific.

Psychotic
09-21-2004, 06:48 PM
All this proves is that Spiff is susceptible to emotive images. Exploit this fact and send him on missionary work to the South Pacific.

Will he yell for help from Jebus on the plane that takes him there? :meditate:

Silmaril
09-21-2004, 07:32 PM
Why d you hurt me? :(
I love cats.