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Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2004, 09:19 AM
I can chop concrete into powder in my Unltimate Chopper in mere seconds and THE BLADE WON'T DULL!


Yup.

Cid
09-29-2004, 09:28 AM
I can spray paint my bald spot.

Polaris
09-29-2004, 09:29 AM
I didn't learn nothing... I didn't watch t.v. yesterday, I am to busy now with school! :mad:, why do they have to start? :cry:

Meat Puppet
09-29-2004, 09:31 AM
I learnt all about Tibetan plateau nomads. :upsidedow

Peegee
09-29-2004, 09:35 AM
Have anybody seen this? You can make your pee-pee really long with a pill. And there's HOT GIRLS WHO SAY THEY LIKE A BIG PEE-PEE!

:o

Meat Puppet
09-29-2004, 10:39 AM
That's on daytime television, PG.

Silmaril
09-29-2004, 01:15 PM
I learnt what wretched lives gladiators led. (I watched the Gladiator on TV :D )

Psychotic
09-29-2004, 07:00 PM
I learnt that there's a sport called "baseball"! It's wacky. The aim of the game is to assault a ball with big sticks while wearing hats, as it has surely committed a crime against hattery. Lots of people go to watch the ball being punished. It's kinda cool, and is on at like, 3 AM! :elk:

Erdrick Holmes
09-29-2004, 07:22 PM
You know what I learned from late night TV. That I don't watch it.

Shlup
09-29-2004, 08:03 PM
I can use my kitchen knifes to cut slate.

Aurey
09-29-2004, 08:08 PM
I learned I can wear a special kind of tights to lose weight.

It's amazing.

Erdrick Holmes
09-29-2004, 08:15 PM
Why cut wood with a knife when shattering it with my hand works well?