Zidane has cancer.

[Levian]

It's true. When he bent down to pick something up in Burmecia, a message popped up saying: "Received cancer".

[UltimateSpamGrover]

...right

[Rostum]

I don't... get the point of this?

[Levian]

He's got cancer. He's dying.

[iluvpenelo]

are you like..........in the middle of that game?? coz that would, kinda, sorta, not really, make this a little more understandable. if you've completed the game and you're trying to be funny,.....well,....you're not

[Ancient Goddess]

Yeah, also agree...I think it was meant to be a joke...

[The Man]

I laughed when I saw the title.

[m4tt]

He picked up a Stellazio coin called Cancer. The coins are named after the zodiac signs. Cancer is also a disease, and it's funny that he "got cancer"? Hahaha? :confused:

[The Man]

I... think all of us got that. :smash:

[Flying Mullet]

But what cancer did he get? Breast cancer?

[Levian]

He picked up a Stellazio coin called Cancer. The coins are named after the zodiac signs. Cancer is also a disease, and it's funny that he "got cancer"? Hahaha? :confused:

No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong >:/ You have to be drunk to understand it.

[falcon_wing]

haha! i almost laughed my butt off. I'm so sorry! but, you really got it wrong! I'm not offeding u, but i know what's wrong. u clearly don't know what's this "cancer". "cancer" is one of the horoscopes that you'll need to collect. collecting all of the horoscopes are one of the side quests. collect them all... well, it's a surprise. it's one of the horoscopes! zidane does not get cancer!

[m4tt]

No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong >:/ You have to be drunk to understand it.

Oh, well in that case.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Epilogue: Tail cancer.