Your NPC line.

[Loony BoB]

If you were an NPC in a game, what line(s) do you think you would say when people randomly walked up and hit the x button (or whatever inferior button they might have on other consoles)?

[Baloki]

You stealing my soup *kill*

That is copyrighted and you can't use it in a RPGMaker game without my express written permission!

[Strider]

Grumble grumble...

[fire_of_avalon]

Hey. You. C'mere. Closer. No, closer. *SMOOCH* BWAHAHAHAHA *runs away*

[Doc Sark]

Great idea for a thread BoB. Wish I'd thought of it.

I would say, "Make me repeat myself one more time bub, and I'll stick that controller right up where the sun don't shine, alwight?"

[Psychotic]

I like swords.

[m4tt]

"what?"

[Doomgaze]

"Everybody knows me. What?! You've never heard of Dr. Unne?"

[Misfit]

"GIMME HUGZ!" *GIGGLE* *WINK*

[Rye]

"xD"

[Sacred Phoenix]

i'd bark, then grab them and give them noogies. Laugh then run away.

[Polyonymous]

"i didnt do it i swear!" *runs away*

[Necronopticous]

"You must be the Light Warriors, please destroy the evil wizard that burned our homes!"

or

"What a fuddy-duddy."

[Erdrick Holmes]

"Why are you talking to me?" *stares at Tifa's breasts.*

[Yamaneko]

Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz...

[Flying Mullet]

tceles B hsup


"Why are you talking to me?" *stares at Tifa's breasts.*
That might be a little akward if you're in another game other than FFVII and there's a guy named Tifa in the party.

[Shoyku]

"I'm better than you." and if you were to initiate a conversation with my NPC a number of times you are placed into a SUPER SECRET boss battle in which my NPC kicks your ass for being such a bother.

[Leeza]

"Cats are better than dogs. Remember that well."

[Old Manus]

Me: The princess was waiting for you!
PC: What!? Who said that?

or

"It's not usual for someone to stare at me and expect me to talk."

[Wuggly Blight]

"Well I hate the town, I hate Mayor, I Hate the King and I hate *insert enemy here* And I hate those Hero's too."

[Trumpet Thief]

"Who the hell are you?"

[Erdrick Holmes]

"Sorry, but your princess is in another castle."

[Agent Proto]

"(Player's Name), yeah I know him/her. Something about being cool."

[Bomber]

Save, kupo? :D

[FreaQaZoiD]

Every time I'd come up with a Maddox quote. Kids would love me.

~~~FreaQ

[Peegee]

omg
I got a goat
wanna know what I named it?
omg
I got a boat
wanna know what I named it?
omg
OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX

[Loony BoB]

Keep 'em coming, people. You too may someday end up having a NPC with a default line in a game!

[Strider]

Wait a minute, I changed my mind.

I FEEL ASLEEP.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Play Sick Irony and see for yourself, man.

[Loony BoB]

Play Sick Irony and see for yourself, man.
Because of you, I really wish I could get RPGM2K3 to have people speak using pictures instead of words. Darned thing.

[General Zod]

Kneel before Zod!

[Cz]

I'd say: 'I love horses, they're my friends.'

Or, if the lead character was female: 'Hey Baby, wanna squash Robotnik forever?' :D

[Loony BoB]

I'd say: 'I love horses, they're my friends.'

Or, if the lead character was female: 'Hey Baby, wanna squash Robotnik forever?' :D
Sadly, S.R. Newby is a guy. I had you down as ^o^ but the horses thing will do fine. =]

[Cz]

Oh, I thought you wanted words, as opposed to...whatever that is.

^o^ is much better than my crappy quote. Forget I said anything.

[Loony BoB]

Well, I already have a few people with :D and ;) and :) and whatnot, so I don't see any harm in it. You can have *actions* as well, although it's probably best to not have them if you can avoid them.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

"Mom always told me that when I grow up I could be anything I wanted 'within reason'. When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason', she said 'You ask alot of questions for a garbage man'."

[Denmark]

"Lu....pa....? Lu....pa....?"

"Only the courageous ones bring back proof of their courage."

"The proof of your courage might be anything."

"No one touches my princess!! LIGHT WARRIORS?? You impertinent fools! I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"

[The Captain]

"Isn't it odd that while you travel all over the world, me and my fellow villagers always stay within our town and go about our lives regardless of the looming threats otuside? Sometimes I wonder if perhaps we're too naive to be true citizens of this world, but then I realize that I have too much to say as a NPC and I stop thinking."

Take care all.

[Craig]

Me: Hello stranger.
Hero: Hello stranger.
Me: Welcome to our town.
Hero: Welcome to our town.
Me: How much wood would a woodchop chop if a woodchop could chop wood?
Hero: ...
Me: That's what I thought.

[White Raven]

"Why? Because you touch yourself at night."

-_-

[Zifnab]

"Access to this treasure room is forbidden!"

[theundeadhero]

Oh NO! My underwears on fire! *runs away*

[Polyonymous]

"dont expect me to help you just because you claim to be our 'hero' "

hero can be replaced with whatever...

[Baloki]

Because of you, I really wish I could get RPGM2K3 to have people speak using pictures instead of words. Darned thing.

Thats what helpful people and the royal mail are for ;)

[kikimm]

*stares intensely*


:D

[FightClubFan#47]

"Every time you Mister Kate, Yevon kills a moomba"

[Miriel]

"Wanna know a secret?"

[SpiritWolf]

"do you likes wolves?"

[Meat Puppet]

Press my accept button, babe.

[Amnesia Case]

"Man who eat prunes get good run for money."

[Citizen Bleys]

{English} {mother ****er} {Do you speak it?}

EDIT: That or "When you've tried all the salves in the world and they don't work, you start thinking about fire. Burn away the pain"

Or "Futility is the defining characteristic of life. Pain is proof of existence"

The last 2 being copyright of Stephen R. Donaldson, though.

[Dr Unne]

"Everybody knows me. What?! You've never heard of Dr. Unne?"

*bans*

[Del Murder]

'I know I left my keys around here somewhere.'

[Lindy]

"Y'know, since I'm an NPC, and I'll say the same thing over and over, I want to make it as annoying as possible for you, so I'll say as much as I can.

For example, I'll give you a quick tour. OF THE UNIVERSE. Ok, maybe not the universe because I don't KNOW the whole universe, but lets try with this town. For example, we have the obligatory item shop, where they sell all manner of useful items, but of course you can get better ones from enemies you free-form, free-motion, battle fighting gits. And then there's the weapon shop, with of course, better weapons than the previous shop. Even though the previous shop was in a highly industrialised city, and this is a small village on the outskirts of an antarctic wasteland. Yup, you know our "+1 Steel Pipe of Might" is better than your "+8 Giant Sword of Death" because it comes from a town later on in the game.

Oh, and there's armour too, but you're annoying me by being all 'active'", so you don't deserve anything to stop you from getting hurt. Like you need it anyway, you stupid player characters can shrug off bullets, magic and sword swipes, but suddenly, when you're skewered by a big sword from above it's a different matter, eh? Then the shoe's on the other foot! Not that you ever change your shoes, unless they give a status bonus.

Oh, it's all about stats with you...you...freaks! GET OVER IT! IT'S JUST A GAME! STOP TRYING TO GET YOUR STATS TO 255 BY TWEAKING THE SPHERE GRID AND JUST LET US ALL REST IN PEACE!

*sigh*

Well, I'd say more, but you've disgusted me now, go away and kill something or other, this town will probably be destroyed when you next advance the plot anyway.

...One of these days I swear I'll get AI and take you guys down."

<3

[Rase]

"I didn't steal anything!!!!! What's that!?!?"

*runs away*

[Strider]

Lindy wins.

[-N-]

Edit by Unne: How about we don't use that term around here any more.

[o_O]

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought...."Otago > Daniel" :p

[-N-]

Edit by Unne: How about we don't use that term around here any more.
What about over there?

[Mo-Nercy]

"You gain +1 Strength for every time you talk to me. xD"

[Rostum]

"My dogs breath smells like dog food."

[StarlightAngel]

First time you speak to me: "Hi, nice to meet you! I'm an assasin!"
Second time: "I've always wanted to be a ninja! Do you think I could be one? Nin Nin!" (Answer yes/no)
Third time (if no) : "STOP PRESSING THE **** (whatever button is used to speak) TO TALK TO ME YOU ****ING *****!!"

Third time (if yes) "Well, whatever. I'm busy on a mission for Master Lamington, so I can't be a ninja anyway! *giggle*"

[Loony BoB]

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought...."Otago > Daniel" :p
xDDDDDDDDDDDdd That made me laugh out loud.

[Giga Guess]

"I don't have any use for this...why don't you take it...?"

And of course "it" turns out to be this super powerful item...

[Erdrick Holmes]

"GET OFFA MAH PROPERTY"

You see, most NPCs in an RPG game if you just walk into somebody's house uninvited they just talk to you like normal, even as the hero breaks all of their pots and opens their chests to take whats inside. But I'll grab a boomstick and make them leave.

[escobert]

omg
I got a goat
wanna know what I named it?
omg
I got a boat
wanna know what I named it?
omg
OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX
:love:

[Mo-Nercy]

You see, most NPCs in an RPG game if you just walk into somebody's house uninvited they just talk to you like normal, even as the hero breaks all of their pots and opens their chests to take whats inside. But I'll grab a boomstick and make them leave.
It's their fault for not locking the damn doors.

[War Angel]

Press Alt+F4 to get TEH SECRET WEAPON.

[Rostum]

Oh my god! Secret weapon! *presses Alt+F4*

Edit: Hey, that was just plain mean!

[FreaQaZoiD]

Ooh heres a good one.

I say, G4M3 0V3R BITCH!!!11

and then offer the following options

-Restart the game losing all saves
-Retain saves and give all equipment to ME, so I can sell it back to the next hero at outrageously copious amounts of GP, or pawn them for b33r- l337 b33r. Not Lite b33r.

I am the NPC which you must talk to to get to the final boss just after you defeat the MegaDeathChaosl337Ass-Kicking RobotX to obtain the Uber Sword of Pwnage.

~~~FreaQ

[Rainecloud]

"A fatal exception error has occured. I hope you remembered to save your game".

*reset*

[Xander]

"Aww, how cute", or "Isn't [insert random thing here] cute?", or maybe, "Hi, I'm cute" =D

[Baloki]

"Aww, how cute", or "Isn't [insert random thing here] cute?", or maybe, "Hi, I'm cute" =D

popuru hat!

[TasteyPies]

Me (guard): There they are!

*trip*

Me (guard):ouch....

*good guys run away*

[Final_Daggi]

I think i would say something like:
"Kupo"! :mog:
or
"wark!" :choc:

*purr* :moomba:

[Old Manus]

"Wallet inspector."
"Here you go."

Message: Lost all gil.

*NPC disappears*

[Giga Guess]

"Don't give up! You'll get the bad guy! Or at least....I hope you do. Either that, or it's certain doom for us all! So you better not give up, or I'll....I'll...go over there and SULK!"

[Female Ryuichi]

"Look, go bugger off and save the world then, and leave me alone with my plushies and dojinshis kk?"

Or

"Piss off".

[theundeadhero]

I'm a ninja turtle.

[Great God Om]

"I don't know you.
You can't just talk to people on the street and expect them to give you advice.
Pay me and i'll talk to you.
WHAT?!! 10 GIL! YOU JUST FOUND A 100 IN THAT POT OVER THERE!
That's it, im saying nothing.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

(On the side Mi'Ihen Highroad) "Selling oranges, 200 gil each!"

[Bomber]

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up and starts running. It knows it must be faster than the fastest cheetah, otherwise it will be killed. Elsewhere in Africa, a cheetah wakes up and starts running. It knows it must be faster than the fastest gazelle, otherwise it will starve.

"It makes no difference whether you're a gazelle or a cheetah. When the morning comes...BETTER START RUNNING!"

[Cloud_99]

I'd say

"Ehh relax guy. Take a rest. Get a load off." :p

[Mo-Nercy]

"*breaks into song* I've been to cities that never close down. From New York to Rome. And old London town. But no matter how far. Or how wide I goooo. I still call Australia hoooome."

[Fuzakeru]

". . ."

or

"Whatever."

[ZeZipster]

"I feel both violated and aroused by this intrusion of my privacy."
"Personally, I'm into hardcore corn"
"garbagey, the garbage can that really can."
"Gambling is like doing drugs, it only works if you sniff it."
"Man + Heater = Hot"
"Fetus sounds like feet us"

It's all philosophical, I swear.

[Wuggly Blight]

"This man are sick"

[Rusty]

"I think all non playable characters suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit "

[Kossage]

"I'm quite a shy guy. Oh, and I tend to smile a lot. :)"

[Misfit]

"I feel both violated and aroused by this intrusion of my privacy."
"Personally, I'm into hardcore corn"
"garbagey, the garbage can that really can."
"Gambling is like doing drugs, it only works if you sniff it."
"Man + Heater = Hot"
"Fetus sounds like feet us"

It's all philosophical, I swear.
xD

[Jerdoulus]

PC: Hey J...(pronouncing the J as Jay)
Me: Jay?? Did you just called me a Jaywalker?? Just because my name starts with J? Alright, you asked for it - I'm JAM-ming the blade of this katana down your throat!

[Iceglow]

"...."

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

"People can be sucks."

[Daryl]

I suppose just one of my overused catch words/phrases, such as, Rawr, Rawk, Freakin' awesifty, I freakin' rawk, and variations thereof.