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Citizen Bleys
10-06-2004, 04:32 AM
I swiped <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc">this</a> off of another message board. <b>(Warning: Gross) -SD</b>

The boys at work figure that he's a Sympatico member. We're presently trying to locate his account.
nik0tine
10-06-2004, 04:40 AM
WHAT!?!? HAHAHA! HOW!? How do you.... Ugh I don't get it!
Logan
10-06-2004, 04:41 AM
Was he blind?
Citizen Bleys
10-06-2004, 04:50 AM
Well, he's definitely down ONE eye.
DMKA
10-06-2004, 05:00 AM
If I did that I'd go ahead and cut off my other head immediately after.

Seriously, thats gotta suck...and be humiliation nation...gah gross. :( :moomba: :p

EDIT: Omg I just understood the title of the thread...LOL.
escobert
10-06-2004, 05:40 AM
wtf was he tripping?
Yamaneko
10-06-2004, 06:26 AM
I doubt he was going to ever use it again anyway.
Erdrick Holmes
10-06-2004, 06:29 AM
Ok if he cuts it off thinking it's a chicken neck won't the pain in his loins give away the fact that's not a chicken neck?
DMKA
10-06-2004, 06:31 AM
Ok if he cuts it off thinking it's a chicken neck won't the pain in his loins give away the fact that's not a chicken neck?
Hmm...a certain quote comes to mind...

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB NUTS!?
Zell's Fists of Fury
10-06-2004, 06:49 AM
He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.
escobert
10-06-2004, 07:32 AM
He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.
Spiff you shouldn't pick your father like that.
DMKA
10-06-2004, 08:28 PM
He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.
XD
Maxico
10-06-2004, 08:42 PM
I think its

"Whats your major malfunction seargent"

but EEEEEWWW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. And wouldnt he feel the wood block BEFORE he chopped.
TasteyPies
10-06-2004, 11:20 PM
I heard aobut this in school

umm...how? HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW?!

This is a cover up for something alot more wierd he was doing, has to be. It takes too much effort to mistake a Penis for a chicken neck while you are wearing underwear.
Necronopticous
10-07-2004, 12:07 AM
Just trying to cut off the chicken neck eh? SUUUURE that's what they ALL say!
m4tt
10-07-2004, 01:09 AM
I doubt he was going to ever use it again anyway.

Except to go to the bathroom everyday. o_O

How do you confuse that with a chicken neck? My goodness...