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theundeadhero
10-08-2004, 07:00 AM
Has anyone else ever notived that RPG'S teach you to steal everything that isn't nailed to the floor. Even if it's totally useless like the Barons Horn in Dragon Warrior 4. Although in that game a queen does arrest you for being a thief, you prove your innocence right before you steal a small medal from the very same girls drawer. What are we doing to ourselves!!
krissy
10-08-2004, 07:07 AM
i started killing crows in my yard but it turns out the bodies had no money on them :{
TheAbominatrix
10-08-2004, 07:17 AM
They didnt even have any potions? What crappy crows!
Erdrick Holmes
10-08-2004, 07:19 AM
There needs to be an NPC in each game that sits on his porch brandishing his boomstick saying "Get offa mah property."
Shlup
10-08-2004, 07:34 AM
I've noticed the whole "walk into a persons house and take whatever they have hidden in their flower pot" deal. It makes me so sad, but I need the gil more than the old lady and her children do!
theundeadhero
10-08-2004, 08:19 AM
That'll teach her to have kids at her age!
Azure Chrysanthemum
10-08-2004, 09:25 AM
It just fell into my pouches! You must have dropped it! I picked it up and was going to give it back to you when I saw you next!
Skogs
10-08-2004, 12:09 PM
Illicit crime? Is there any other sort?
theundeadhero
10-08-2004, 04:26 PM
Honestly, I don't even know what the word means. It just sounded right.
Shoyku
10-08-2004, 07:48 PM
In Morrowind you can steal just about anything. Sometimes a store clerk will just have the best god damn thing in the store <i>right there</i>. So, you steal it, get your name cleared for some pocket change and get to keep it without any other noticable negatives.
Psychotic
10-08-2004, 08:33 PM
This isn't an RPG, but when GTA: San Andreas comes out, I intend to get my guy really, REALLY fat, dress him in the skimpiest outfit possible, break into someone's house and go into their bedroom, then start jumping on them while in their bed.

Am I crazy? :D
Lord Xehanort
10-09-2004, 12:07 AM
Ansem: Psychotic, that was awesome! I'm so gonna do that!

Kounetsu: I think I'll get a chainsaw and maul someone while they're sleeping.

Ansem: I didn't know you liked GTA, Kounetsu.

Kounetsu: I wasn't talking about GTA.

Ansem: Oh...