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Zell's Fists of Fury
10-09-2004, 04:56 AM
Someone come clean it up. I am <i>so</i> not touching that.
Dixie
10-09-2004, 04:57 AM
Fine.

*Cleans up mess*

5 dollars please.:D
Leeza
10-09-2004, 05:05 AM
If you love your dog, you'll clean it up. You know that if he could, he would return the favour when you puke on the carpet. :)
Zell's Fists of Fury
10-09-2004, 05:11 AM
<b>She</b>'d probably just eat it. And I am not eating her vomit. So don't EVEN.
Yamaneko
10-09-2004, 06:30 AM
Congratulations.
Peegee
10-09-2004, 06:48 AM
Way back when we were taking care of a puppy, she would find candles on the ground (really small ones, like those pie pan shaped ones that are about the size of lip balm) and eat them. Then she would throw up. Silly/stupid thing. One time she was hacking and I knew she was throwing up, so I grab the poor thing and literally tossed it out of the front door into the grass, where she landed properly and promptly vomitted a pile of good.

Dogs are silly that way. Clean it up with paper napkins or whatever and make sure you control what the dog eats from now on xD
Meat Puppet
10-09-2004, 08:51 AM
I don't have carpet. This makes cleaning up puke sooo much easier for my cat, after my long nights partying.
Shlup
10-09-2004, 08:53 AM
My fish cleans up after himself. Last night he ate his poopy like it was spaghetti. I gagged. :)
Miriel
10-09-2004, 10:39 AM
My dog used to eat crayons...actually so did I when I was a toddler.

I really miss my dog :(
Cz
10-09-2004, 02:13 PM
I'm trying to eat lunch here, Spiff. Less puke talk plzkthx. :D
theundeadhero
10-09-2004, 03:53 PM
HA HA
TasteyPies
10-09-2004, 03:56 PM
A shovel and some carpet cleaner. You know, the kind that you leave there and it disolves and disinfects everything.
Resha
10-09-2004, 04:09 PM
I want a dog!!! :p
Giga Guess
10-09-2004, 04:29 PM
Spiff, my man. Yer on your own. It's bad enough I have to deal with hairballs, but dog puke is out of my jurisdiction.



Good luck with that though.
Del Murder
10-09-2004, 04:32 PM
Didn't this happen last week?
Giga Guess
10-09-2004, 04:35 PM
It did?!

Damn man. DEFINATELY on your own.
Rusty
10-09-2004, 05:31 PM
When my dog pukes, he eats it again, saves me cleaning it :) But I have to look away because its so disgusting.
Mikztsu
10-09-2004, 05:47 PM
Cats does that sometimes. =D
m4tt
10-09-2004, 05:55 PM
My dog's breath smells like dog food.
Denmark
10-09-2004, 06:02 PM
sucks to be your dog. poor Indy.
Daryl
10-09-2004, 06:10 PM
I don't have a dog, but my cats are always getting into things that make them throw up. Silly felines.
kikimm
10-09-2004, 11:08 PM
My cat does that all the time. It sounds....unpleasant. She always does it where it's hard to clean up to---in the garage, on the rug, behind the tv. On my bed---that was a great way to wake up. :eep:


:D
Giga Guess
10-09-2004, 11:17 PM
Yeah, that's always a great sound to hear at night..."haa..ACK! haa...ACK! haa..*splat*"
Ryth
10-09-2004, 11:34 PM
Your problem not mine clean it yourself and even though this is the General Chat area this should be considered spam.
eestlinc
10-09-2004, 11:43 PM
dogs are stupid
Leeza
10-09-2004, 11:46 PM
I agree, but throwing up has nothing to do with being stupid though. Cats do it as well very frequently, and they're smart. :cat:
Rostum
10-09-2004, 11:49 PM
Eat it and take a photo of your face. =)

My dog hardly ever throws up, but when she does it is because of her bad heart. :( She has a heart murmer, and she also has fluids leaking from her liver. So she's on tablets the rest of her life. :cry:
Meat Puppet
10-10-2004, 12:23 AM
My cat is incredibly artistic when he pukes. He makes little pictures in it, or puts it in decorative lines. It just puts a smile on my face when I have to clean it up.
Erdrick Holmes
10-10-2004, 07:59 AM
You clean it up you big sissy.
nik0tine
10-10-2004, 08:55 AM
My dog used to eat crayons...actually so did I when I was a toddler.

I really miss my dog :(


I miss my crayons. :(
Arcana Duck
10-10-2004, 11:44 AM
I've never even <i>seen</i> my dog throw up before. She's always outside; she's too smelly and dirty to be inside. :shifty: I assume she does it outside, yet I've never seen it...she probably does it in her little "hole" that she always crawls into. :sweatdrop
Jess
10-11-2004, 10:21 PM
I want a dog!!! :p

The Whole dog puking makes you want a dog? Man, if my parents told me about that before I got a dog, I would of been put off a little. Escpecially, If I knew I had to clean it up!
Fuzakeru
10-11-2004, 10:42 PM
Cats do it as well very frequently, and they're smart. :cat:

Cats are STUPID. (http://www.jeffrydwight.net/writing/catsarestupid.asp)
=D :love: @ Leeza.
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-20-2005, 02:14 PM
Dog puke is seriously disturbing. My dog puked on her blankets once. I didn't have the stomach to clear it up so i chucked it in a bin sack and bought new ones. (b;ankets not dog.)
Giga Guess
11-20-2005, 04:44 PM
Cats are STUPID. (http://www.jeffrydwight.net/writing/catsarestupid.asp)
=D :love: @ Leeza.


I wonder if that guy realized that cat is screwing with his head? Realizes he has him trained?
Rye
11-20-2005, 05:01 PM
:heart: @ ff babe. :)
kikimm
11-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Yeah, uh, don't revive dead threads please. Leave them alone. :(