Your Friday Night Thread About Rabbits and Drugs!

[Thunday Man]

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe
rolling a joint.

The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come run with me through
the forest." the giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint.

He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said,
"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away
and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up.
The rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through
the
forest."

The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down
the
needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing
this? He was trying to help you."

The lion answered, "This little *snip*? He makes me run around the
forest like a *snip* idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

Do NOT go around the swear filter. In fact, don't even use words that require the use of a swear filter. ~ Leeza

[Psychotic]

That was a beautiful real-life story. Thank you for sharing. *sniff* :whimper:

[FightClubFan#47]

I take it by Rabbit you mean you right? ;)

[Psychotic]

No, he means that no-goodnik from Winnie the Pooh.

[TasteyPies]

Whatcha got there rabbit?

N-n-n-n-n-nothing poo!

Oh bother...

[Chris]

What a tragic story.

[Psychotic]

Whatcha got there rabbit?

N-n-n-n-n-nothing poo!

Oh bother...

To be honest, Pooh doesn't need any ecstasy. He has plenty of "Hunny". :shifty:

[Big D]

I posted that joke at Fool's Gold a month or two ago...
Good stuff.

[Thunday Man]

Honey laced with crack.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Great, thanks for raping my childhood.

[Denmark]

Such a touching story. I almost cried. But then I remembered that I don't cry at movies. :D

[Dixie]

To be honest, Pooh doesn't need any ecstasy. He has plenty of "Hunny". :shifty::eek:

...........

You took away my wonderful, innocent childhood memories away from me!:(

[StarlightAngel]

:eek:

...........

You took away my wonderful, innocent childhood memories away from me!:(


Same here. Though wonderful isn't the word I would use. more like, 'Horrifyingly evil yet innocent childhood' instead.

[Logan]

Hahahhaha. Animals doing drugs! What will they think of next?

[Dixie]

Same here. Though wonderful isn't the word I would use. more like, 'Horrifyingly evil yet innocent childhood' instead.I was pretty nice when I was 2,3,4,5 years old.

......

:riiight:

[theundeadhero]

:cry: Noooooo!!! Just after the cravings finally went away you had to mention the d-d-d-drugs. Now if I break down and go on a killing spree I can blame it on the drugs. Then I can blame the drugs on you. Your going to jail, ha ha ha ha ha! Crap, where's the handcuffs, I gotta get outta here.

p.s. This is borderline risky with this being a good-quality family site and all.

[Dixie]

My childhood memories are gone and I am corrupted for life.

[Ouch!]

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

[Psychotic]

My childhood memories are gone and I am corrupted for life.
Welcome to my world. :)

[TasteyPies]

How can Lions use needles? You think it would be kinda hard what with the paws and all.

[Thunday Man]

Sorry Leeza. Was just a cut and paste :|

I see Lions use needles all the time. They dont seem to have any problems with it.

[Silmaril]

How'd a giraafe roll a joint with it's hooves?

[nik0tine]

Uhh... don't be a fool. Giraffes have long necks for a reason, dummy! They use their necks to roll joints, of course!