I've been inspired.

[Loony BoB]

http://www.loonybob.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/M.gif

Send me your hair.

Daniel Towns
(TF1) 124 Restalrig Road South
Edinburgh
Scotland
EH7 6JA

Current Hair Listing
Kalen (but my sister vacuumed it, and it was the coolest. ;_;<i></i>)
Ariel
Yuffie de Leonhart
Denmark
Nait
Sakura Yume
Chickencha
Daryl
Etienne

FAQ
Are you serious?
Yes.
Why do you want my hair?
Some people collect stamps. Some people collect models of planes or trains. Some people collect marbles. I collect the hair of my fellow EoFF'ers.
What kind of hair?
Hair should be taken from areas of the head. This can include hair grown from your scalp or your face.

Do it.

[Levian]

Ok, maybe I'll do it. I'll even shower my hair with Birch shampoo before sending it :scary::scary::scary::scary::scary::scary:

..Don't expect just hair though :greenie:

[Tanwen Strife]

I think that it might be a good idea to specify from *where* you want your hair taken. You don't know where some people have been after all.

[Levian]

I think that it might be a good idea to specify from *where* you want your hair taken. You don't know where some people have been after all.

Stop it! You're ruining everything. :(

[Loony BoB]

I think that it might be a good idea to specify from *where* you want your hair taken. You don't know where some people have been after all.
Good call. FAQ updated.

[Craig]

Luckily for you I just had my hair cut about 30 minutes ago, whether I can bring myself to ask for some hair is another matter.

[Psychotic]

Can't I just send a nice letter bomb instead? :love:

[Denmark]

I'm on "the list" lolliez :D

[Daryl]

Yeah, my hair hasn't changed much. 8-)

[Leeza]

Sure, BoB. You ask for hair now after my bangs have already been butchered. :)

I just don't know if I can sacrifice any more. :cat:

[Loony BoB]

Maybe in three months or so, Leeza? :D

[Del Murder]

What Pandora's Box have I reopened?

[Logan]

I'll cut my hair and shove it in a tic-tac box just for you! :love:

[Loony BoB]

I'll cut my hair and shove it in a tic-tac box just for you! :love:
My heroine <3 Twice the collections, twice the fun!

[kikimm]

Would you prefer the ends, or from round the top of the head?


:D

[theundeadhero]

Are you making an evil EOFF clone army?

[Loony BoB]

Would you prefer the ends, or from round the top of the head?


:D
Preferrably the ends, although a few inches of length is nice.

[Denmark]

Are you making an evil EOFF clone army?

why would he need clones? he already has us for real. unless he wants clones for... something else. :barf:

[Cz]

With dandruff or without? :p

[Yamaneko]

Are you serious?

[kikimm]

Are you serious?
Yes.

Do it.


:D

[Baloki]

He wants my DNA? NEVER!

[Cid]

Perhaps you wish to create a clone of me who would be so grateful of you for granting him life that he'd help you create a competitors website? Can't take that chance.

[Cz]

He'd have to wait a good twenty years for the clone to develop, first. BoB isn't that crazy, is he?

[Loony BoB]

With dandruff or without? :p
Preferrably without, but I'll get by.


Perhaps you wish to create a clone of me who would be so grateful of you for granting him life that he'd help you create a competitors website? Can't take that chance.
If I wanted to compete with EoFF, I'd do it myself. ;) No point, I like working with the people I've brought into the EoFF crew. :)

[Shoeberto]

You do realize that introducing...well, anyone that isn't on the internet to a <i>hair collection</i> is going to make them want to immediately have sex with you, right?

[Loony BoB]

You do realize that introducing...well, anyone that isn't on the internet to a <i>hair collection</i> is going to make them want to immediately have sex with you, right?
I wasn't aware of this, but I'll be sure to bring my hair collection to any potential girlfriends' places should the need come! Thanks!

[Shoeberto]

I was just making sure you understood the risks.

[escobert]

When I next cut my hair I shall send you some

[Loony BoB]

The possibility of sex is a risk that I just might have to take. Unless of course you worded that sentence wrong and meant that it would not want to immediately have sex with me. Which, also, is a risk I just might have to take. Although the first risk sounds much more, er, yes, uh, I suppose I'll shut up now.

[Leeza]

Maybe in three months or so, Leeza? :D
*knows what to give BoB for Christmas*

[escobert]

Yes please do :D

[Necronopticous]

My hair is pretty short, but I'll see what I can do.

[Lindy]

Oh my god, an Eyeson wig. The possibilities are endless, like wearing it, or showing it to people, or...

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[Loony BoB]

Even with all the hair Denmark sent me, it'd take a hell of a lot to make a wig... I just collect the hair, I don't do much with it. I have shown it off to a few people, though. One or two were actually mildly amused. I just do it because someone once suggested it and I figured I had nothing to lose.

[Baloki]

Even with all the hair Denmark sent me, it'd take a hell of a lot to make a wig... I just collect the hair, I don't do much with it. I have shown it off to a few people, though. One or two were actually mildly amused. I just do it because someone once suggested it and I figured I had nothing to lose.

Nothing to lose except the previously suggested idea of virginity :P

[Loony BoB]

I've already lost that. The tragedy of it all.

[Denmark]

I didn't really send a lot of hair, btw ^_^

But apparently I did. :D

EDIT: BoB, do you want someone to find it for you? I think people are selling them on EBay, too. ^_^

[Loony BoB]

You probably sent at least ten to twenty times as much hair as everyone else, that's for sure.

[Denmark]

:O! Those stingy fools!

[escobert]

I send all the hair I get cut :D ALL OF IT

[Erdrick Holmes]

I think BoB is trying to clone his own army of EoFF clones with enough strength to conquer the world.

[fire_of_avalon]

Should I send you a whole curl? What should I send it in? Do you want a ribbon too?

[Rainecloud]

This again, BoB?

I know I said I'd send you some of my cat's hair last time. I'm sorry I didn't. :/

[StarlightAngel]

...

I'd prefer to keep the hair that I have been waiting patiently to grow so that I don't have bangs anymore.

[Loony BoB]

Should I send you a whole curl? What should I send it in? Do you want a ribbon too?
A whole curl would be great. xD As for ribbons etc, it's up to you. I have some tied in string, some taped to paper, some in sealable plastic bags, some loose. :)

[Cz]

Where does all this hair go? Do you have a...hair box?

[Loony BoB]

Actually, it's a large jiffy bag. I keep most of my postcards, envelopes etc. from EoFF'ers in it. Hair is kept in the envelope it's sent in and the envelope goes into the jiffy bag. Because this kind of stuff needs bubble-wrap protection!

[Shlup]

What's postage from California? (Or "Kellyfornya" as you crazy kiwis say.)

[Loony BoB]

Kell-ih-forn-ya or Kell-ah-forn-ya. Get it wrong right!

And it depends on how much hair you're sending.

[Shlup]

How much hair do you think I'm sending? My hair is precious to me...

[Fuzakeru]

I have a hard time believing all this. :eek:

[Loony BoB]

Yeah, yeah, I know. xD You have cool hair, too, it, uh, suits you. Man that was a lame compliment. As for postage costs, I don't know, sorry. I'm not Kellihfornyin. :(

[Shlup]

I'll just stick one of my 70 cent stamps on it. It got a letter to Nicky, it can get a letter to you.

All hail the 70 cent stamps!

[Fuzakeru]

Maybe I'll send you some of meh hair, BoB. O_o; If you want it.

[Loony BoB]

Thanks, looking forward to it. xD It's been quite a while since I got any.

[kikimm]

Well. This will certainly keep the n00bs away for awhile.

*leaves*


:D

[Chaos]

Hmm...mayhap I shall cut off some hair and send it to you..

Mayhap...

Chaos

[Denmark]

to find out postage to anywhere, just take the letter to your local post office and ask your friendly neighborhood postmaster!

that's what I did when I sent BoB my hair, and it was less than $1.

[Mikztsu]

How would you know, if I took my hair from some other place that is not my head? =D Anyway, I'll send you *some* hair. XD

XD!! You'll love it man.

[Denmark]

he's seen your head hair and I think he might know ^_^ :o

[Citizen Bleys]

Lay off the drugs, Bob

[FightClubFan#47]

I would, but you scare me...

Your a Hairophile Arnt you! ARNT YOU!!! AINT YOU!!! AINT YO!!!!

[Calliope]

CHOCOBOS SHOULDN'T HAVE STEAK KNIVES!

Oh, the trauma ;_;

[Silmaril]

I had this very pretty lock of hair I kept as a kid tied with a purple bow. But I lost it when my family moved.

This is very weird.

[Misfit]

Weirdos. All of you!

[Loony BoB]

Sounds like we're right up your alley, Misfit. I'll be expecting some of your hair asap. :D

[Misfit]

Too bad this wasn't brought up a few months ago when I got it cut :D~ Now I'm trying to grow my hair long again. No way am I cutting it, har har har. ^__^

edit: Oh but if you'd like, you can have this tissue that I'm currently using. ;_; IT HAS SOME GOOD TREASURES STUCK INSIDE IT! ^_^

[Loony BoB]

Aww, c'mon, it doesn't have to be a huge amount of hair. :( You should see the amount Chicky Baby sent me. And I'll pass on the tissue.

[Levian]

How would you know, if I took my hair from some other place that is not my head? =D Anyway, I'll send you *some* hair. XD

Silly butch. You have purple hair, remember? So he'll notice if it's not from your head. Well, unless you have purple hair other places too of course. :cool:

[Baloki]

Silly butch. You have purple hair, remember? So he'll notice if it's not from your head. Well, unless you have purple hair other places too of course. :cool:

Well if he has the time I suppose :P

[Tanwen Strife]

How big is your collection LoneyBoB? what sorta weight are we talking here? How many different colours? What's your favourite colour? ....Am I asking too many questions for a rookie? I'll just sit quietly and stop eating so much sugar now

[Chibi Youkai]

This is weird. If I ever get my hair cut... I might send some over.

[RSL]

What the hell. I'll send some.

Someday that hair will be worth millions. Or not.

[Loony BoB]

I don't know about you, Mik, but knowing what your hair looks like, I'd be bloody afraid if your pubic hairs looked anything close to similar...

[Mikztsu]

*wraps stuff in letter*

Well, only one way to find out eh? =D

[Kirobaito]

Can I just e-mail it to you?

[Daryl]

CHOCOBOS SHOULDN'T HAVE STEAK KNIVES!

Oh, the trauma ;_;


I love you, Cally. I wish I still had that banner, but the jerks who stole my laptop also stole that memory. Alas. ;_;

[Calliope]

Dammit, Daaaaryl! ;_;

Oh well, there's always the fear! *fear*

[escobert]

I cut my hair BoB so I'll send it soon.

[o_O]

Daniel, can I just give you some hair for your 21st next year? :)

[Kalen]

Don't do it, people!

I trusted Dan with my hair and he disrespected it. :(

[Loony BoB]

I did not! That was my sister. I didn't even ask her to tidy my room. -_- I'm still gutted that I lost yours. It was everyone's favourite. Everyone being Nicky and I.

[fire_of_avalon]

Why did you not operate on the vacuum and retrieve the hair? That's what I did when I lost my earring in the vacuum.

I still didn't find it.

[-N-]

*mails pubes, then reads instructions, realizes mistake but gets banned anyways*

[Loony BoB]

Why did you not operate on the vacuum and retrieve the hair? That's what I did when I lost my earring in the vacuum.

I still didn't find it.
Because I didn't know about it until I looked for the hair a few hours later. Hair doesn't tend to fare that well in a vacuum cleaner. :(

EDIT: I will make sure I burn any envelopes that arrive from Mik and dmka. Or just forward each envelope to the other person.

EDIT/BUMP: BM121 aka Czanthor rules! :D

[Female Ryuichi]

I will send you some hair because it's all pretty and such.

Oh, and maybe a postcard too. Maybe. :D

[Cz]

EDIT/BUMP: BM121 aka Czanthor rules! :D
I felt kinda bad that I couldn't send you a photo, so you ended up with...that stuff. I was wondering whether you'd got it yet, what with the crappy postal system and all. It was a pleasure to write to you, my friend. :)

[m4tt]

It's in the mail.

[MecaKane]

Is it ok if it's covered in shaving cream? Then you'll always know who it's from. :love:

[Project G]

Ok, you'll have to wait a while though

[Roogle]

I thought about sending some, but I don't want to end up in a vacuum cleaner—