Ninja/Pirate: FACE/OFF!

[Agent Proto]

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We all remember the story, the fight, the legacy of this old rivalry among two feared creatures of the known world. One is a sea-plunderer known for their odd speaking and use of cool ships and eyepatches. The other is a stealth assassin known for their skills in the art of ninjitsu and ninja stars. Only one can come out on top of this duel.

So, which of the two do you like?

The Ninja?

or...

The Pirate?

Showdown is now!

[Logan]

Pirates are obviously better than ninjas. But ninjas are a close second. :D

Do you see a ninja with an eyepatch or a peg leg? NO BECAUSE THEY JUST DIE. Pirates stick it out and get patches and fake limbs. Thus, pirates > ninjas.

[Peegee]

Ninjas never die. They are immortal like PG and like PG, are better than any wacky peg-legged hobbling carcasses like a pirate.

Ninjas > Pirates

[Doomgaze]

Bashkar > Ninjas > Other Pirates

[Leeza]

:smash:

[Rainecloud]

Pirates annoy me, so the Ninja wins by default.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

No, Ninja know better than to get wounded when killing those heathen infidel gaijin pirates.

[edczxcvbnm]

Ninja. So skilled that they could deflect cannon fire with their sword and their skills are second to none. The only advantage pirates have is passing out from too much booze but even that isn't much of an advantage.

[o_O]

Ninjas > Pirates, but Hooters > Ninjas + Pirates

Ninja Hooters > *

[Polaris]

None of the ninja or pirates... :mad: :p

[Silmaril]

Ninjas are so cool! DEfinietly ninjas.

[Misfit]

Pirates are obviously better than ninjas. But ninjas are a close second. :D

Do you see a ninja with an eyepatch or a peg leg? NO BECAUSE THEY JUST DIE. Pirates stick it out and get patches and fake limbs. Thus, pirates > ninjas.
YEAH! What she said! Pirates > Ninjas

Arrr~! You sissy ninja lovers! *sword swoosh sound*

[Shlup]

I'm so tempted to fix the poll and ban all of you.

EDIT: Except WS and Misfit, of course.

[theundeadhero]

Pirates are way better than ninja's becuase I wanna grow up and be a pirate one day. I can already drink till I pass out and I have a stripey shirt!! There's no way I could ever be a ninja, or a pair of hooters :(

[Tanwen Strife]

Ninja's would win based on skill. Pirates would win based on pure balls.

[Psychotic]

What about a Ninja-Pirate? Why has no-one considered creating one? Could ANYONE defeat one?

Agent Proto was walking home after cheerleading practice. Many of the football team had tried to hit on him, and he liked this, but he just wasn't that kind of girl. Boy. Thing. Whatever. Anywho, he was SURE something was following him. He had seen shadows, unformed shapes...maybe it was just a cat. All of a sudden, an incredible "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shattered the peace, and a cutlass was thrust into Agent Proto's neck! "You have dishonoured my honour, now I come for ye booty!" Said a figure clad in black, but with an eye patch, pirate hat and a wooden leg. Also a parrot. Named Unne. But he was dead. And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination...

Based on a true story. :D

[Jack]

What about a Ninja-Pirate? Why has no-one considered creating one? Could ANYONE defeat one?

Agent Proto was walking home after cheerleading practice. Many of the football team had tried to hit on him, and he liked this, but he just wasn't that kind of girl. Boy. Thing. Whatever. Anywho, he was SURE something was following him. He had seen shadows, unformed shapes...maybe it was just a cat. All of a sudden, an incredible "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shattered the peace, and a cutlass was thrust into Agent Proto's neck! "You have dishonoured my honour, now I come for ye booty!" Said a figure clad in black, but with an eye patch, pirate hat and a wooden leg. Also a parrot. Named Unne. But he was dead. And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination...

Based on a true story. :D

And I HAVE CCTV footage

I guess the pirate would win. But only cause I love going "Argghh"

[Baloki]

I'm wondering if they have a pirate boat with horses on?

[omnitarian]

I want both. (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/quest.htm) :mad:

[Flying Mullet]

How wierd, I was just out on Maddox's website the other night killing time and looking at all of the ninja and pirate stuff.

[Fuzakeru]

. . . uhm . . . . uhm . . . I dunno. I'm two sided. Uhm. Someone convince me one way or the other and I'll go that way. :)

[Denmark]

Pirate. Arrr!

Oh, and just so you peoples who voted HOOTERS know, he was a pirate. ^___^

Proof: Pirate Party. D'arr!

[Az Lionheart]

ninja wins hands down

[Jebus]

Pirates. Pirates don't feel pain. They're too drunk to notice. And if they lose a limb they replace it with a hook/peg. Plus if they die, then you have pirate ghosts after you.

Plus ninjas always fail my assassination missions on Shogun: Total War.

YARRRGH!! *drinks some rum then passses out*

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Plus ninjas always fail my assassination missions on Shogun: Total War.



That's because Geisha > Ninjas > Pirates. As far as the ninja-pirate...

Geisha > Ninja-Pirate

But then...

Maddox > Geisha > Ninja-Pirate > Ninja > Pirate

But Maddox is a pirate.

*head explodes*

[TasteyPies]

Pirates > Ninjas

Pirate talk cool and dress funny andhave lil' birdies on their shoulders and are so darn awesome.

A vote for Ninjas means you are a nerd who thinks your life would be better as one.

A vote for Pirates mean you love randomness and funny talkin people and beards and cool eyepatches and peg legs that go "plunk plunk plunk" when they walk and just overall awesomeness cause pirates are so freaken cool and stuff.

[Craig]

Pirates would win because Ninjas are loners and Pirates have BIG crews on their BIG boats which shoot BIG cannon balls while they hold BIG swords.

[Levian]

I voted pirates.

1. I like saying D'arr
2. They're not from Japan
3. Rainecloud voted for ninjas and he has kate winslet in his avatar.

:D

[Wuggly Blight]

Ninjas, its just gotta be done.

[Maxico]

It the pirates that are pirating halo 2 so they lose points. Not to mention This (http://www.linedanceoxford.co.uk/Pirates%20Xmas%20Party%2099.jpg)

[Jebus]

Halo sucks. Plus those aren't real pirates. Y'arr.

Real pirates get drunk and pillage! You ever hear of Ninja ghosts? Or drunk ninjas? No? That's what I thought.

[Optium]

If you group Vikings into the category of pirate then DEFINITELY pirates.
Vikings > *

.opt

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

You all recall what happened with the Barbary Pirates? America went down and explained to them the benefits of stopping their piracy as opposed to the benefits of being perforated by cannon balls. They backed down. Wusses.

[Jebus]

They aren't pirates. >:O

The minute they backed down, they ceased to be pirates.

Pirates don't back down. They get drunk and fight. If they die, then they become pirate ghosts, who then get drunk on ghost booze and fight some more.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Their feeble incorporeal fists going right through the back of the ninja that did them in.

[TasteyPies]

Yeah, only the cool people are voting Pirate

[Calliope]

Thanks a lot Proto! I just remembered that movie existed. Ugh.

[Triple T]

Ninjas, man...

[Craig]

Has anyone seen Dodgeball? That's got one cool Pirate innit.

[Loony BoB]

http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/strips/080904.gif

EDIT: Both the ninja and the pirate were cool until they were made into various franchises and oh-so heavily commercialised. Now everyone wants to be them and it's been so overdone that I'll have to stop ranting before I start throwing out various punishable statements at the ninja/pirate wannabes.

[Rusty]

Pirates obviously.

[fire_of_avalon]

Halo sucks. Plus those aren't real pirates. Y'arr.

Real pirates get drunk and pillage! You ever hear of Ninja ghosts? Or drunk ninjas? No? That's what I thought.
Y'ARRRRRRRRRR. Halo be the suckines' gayme, aye matey.

Avast, where's me mates o' the Gimpy Pimp, Firs' Matey Jebus?

[theundeadhero]

What if the ninja's were the Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles? They could probably beat up some pirates. If not them then I'm sticking to my pirates.

[Jebus]

Y'arr cap'n. They be drinkin' and pillagin'. *drinks some rum and pillages a nearby village* Y'AARRR!!

[theundeadhero]

I'm drinking and wearing a stripey shirt. I plan on not shaving for 3 days. You know what that means!! Arrrrrrrr, me matey's!!

[ZeZipster]

Everyone loves these senseless debates over the same medial things, in fact I think I'll throw out some ideas for already-done-things...

Pepsi vs Coke
Maddox (http://maddox.missionx.com) vs Ninja Pirate (http://www.ninjapirate.com/yoga.html)
PS2 vs Xbox (or any other gaming console debates)
Any FF vs Any other FF

[TasteyPies]

I found this on another messege board, creepy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/Tasteypies/piratesorninjas1.jpg