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10-19-2004, 02:45 PM
Basically it was a long runner at EyesOffFF and I've decided to port it over. A long time afterwards.
Basically, what you do is continue the story. For example...

A man wakes up and he goes down and has his breakfast which was...

Okay, so the next person would continue it from there like:

Shreddies and fresh orange juice. He opened his door and...

Continue it from there. Just try to keep it going.

Ultima Shadow
10-19-2004, 02:47 PM
Screamed as he saw...

10-19-2004, 02:56 PM
...a legless pirtae stumble through the door

10-19-2004, 03:19 PM
..That looked just like Baloki. 'Har! me matee!' Said the baloki-like pirate before he

10-19-2004, 03:20 PM
Fortunately, the pirates missing legs were only a flesh wound. Therefore...

EDIT: damnit, its moving too fast!

..That looked just like Baloki. 'Har! me matee!' Said the baloki-like pirate before he

began to dance around to some hippin' rap music.

10-19-2004, 03:25 PM
before sitting down and eating some pie.

10-19-2004, 04:05 PM
Unkown to the pirate, this man was a ninja who...

Flying Mullet
10-19-2004, 04:06 PM
Despised all who ate pie, especially pirates. The man...

10-19-2004, 04:39 PM
controlled his rage in his super secret ninja like ways. "So," he said to the 'Loki-rate.....

10-19-2004, 04:49 PM
"Did you know that Pies want to take over the world! With Petor90 as their leader?"
"No" Said the Pirate "But since I'm part of the Hollywood elite curently stationed in...

10-19-2004, 05:04 PM

Flying Mullet
10-19-2004, 05:25 PM
"I can mutate into a giant banana-ninja, and I know of your ninja ways." Shocked that his secret was known, the man...

Meat Puppet
10-19-2004, 07:47 PM
shoot himself in the mouth. But it richochet and hit

Old Manus
10-19-2004, 07:52 PM
.....the pirate in his arm. Bleeding badly, he quickly picked up the phone and dialled...

10-19-2004, 08:47 PM
...to arrange a barber shop quartet, dressed as oversized fruit, to come and serenade him. Before they arrived, he smeared his face with his blood, and grabbed a tumb tack, fully intending to...

Az Lionheart
10-19-2004, 09:12 PM
........looked the clouds wow that looks like a pig. all of a sudden.....

10-19-2004, 09:16 PM
It WAS a pig!!! It flew in for attack mode...

Az Lionheart
10-19-2004, 09:23 PM
and smacked him straight between the eyes with his small springy tail. but he was not finished yet

10-19-2004, 09:48 PM
It withdrew its Gunblade and perpared to use it but the blade was too heavy for a pig andd he fell backwards with it taking out a row of Banjo Players who were visiting this man because...

10-19-2004, 09:54 PM
...tonight was they bimonthly strip poker game. Their lead banjoist was killed in the incident, this lead to...

Odaisť Gaelach
10-19-2004, 10:21 PM
...them playing strip-jack-naked instead of poker...

10-19-2004, 10:27 PM
which made player Mel upset becuse...

10-20-2004, 12:35 AM
He was a die hard catholic and he did not like to see others sin in such a manner. Therefore...

10-20-2004, 01:07 AM
he ate an eighth of an ounce of hallucinogenic mushrooms, and...

(not based on real life, I swear)

Trumpet Thief
10-20-2004, 01:47 AM
chaos: Decided to run off and do something totally irellivent to the story, which was...

Rubedo: :p

10-20-2004, 02:01 AM
wonderfully ignorant but enjoyable. "Whee! Look at me!" he screamed as he skipped through the haggard cornfield of doom. He was not alone, however. Unknown to him . . .

10-20-2004, 04:19 AM
A bright orange pig was watching him. As he continued to frolic through the forest, the pig....

10-20-2004, 06:11 AM
noticed the baloki pirate bleeding to death with a tack in his arm so he goes up to him and says *mwahaha I am the Dark Lord Chuckles the silly piggy! I will take over this planet and transfor this army of clouds into my minions!" So Baloki the pirate looked at the piggy, confused and slighty disoriented and laughed uncontrollably until...

10-20-2004, 01:04 PM
...a metor began to come crashing towards the earth summoned by his arch enermy EternalShiva the tottaly evil puppy dog who also had a peg...

10-20-2004, 02:16 PM
Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy squeeled as the meteor crashed near him and Baloki the pirate fumed since it crashed right where he had decided to have his Tea Time break. He shook his fist to the sky and said very angry-like *I WILL HAVE REVENGE!* But all he could hear was the silly piggy's chuckles as it ran off to do more devious deeds with his army of clouds. In an other part of town ...

Old Manus
10-20-2004, 04:27 PM
.....A warrior noticed baloki the pirate stumble into the pub. "Help me!" was the cry. The warrior took the tack out and let out the blood from baloki's artery. Leaving the pirate squirming, the warrior left the pub and went out to seek his arch-enemy, the great red pig of the south-east. The warrior was called.....

10-20-2004, 05:08 PM
Mr. Monkey, due to a zoo accident where he...

Odaisť Gaelach
10-20-2004, 09:59 PM
...was once a flamingo called Bob that accidentally drank radioactive material...

10-20-2004, 10:16 PM
...thereby transforming himself into a waffle-iron. However, this was no ordinary appliance, because...

10-20-2004, 10:26 PM
...it sliced, diced, and made julliene fries. As Mr. Monkey exited the pub, he bumped into...

10-20-2004, 10:44 PM
The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Pig. Mr Monkey decided that....

10-20-2004, 10:52 PM
he would seduce the pig and marry him, only to steal his posessions and escape over the border to...

10-21-2004, 05:55 AM
...Famineland, where people cried out for a hero to deliver them delicious breakfasts! Mr. Monkey morphed into his waffle-iron form and...

Old Manus
10-21-2004, 04:32 PM
....made some toast. The people of famineland were now no longer hungry and so changed the name to Turkey. Which is how the country Turkey came about today, but that's another story. Meanwhile. Mr.Monkey couldn't change back to normal so he had to wait for help. Soon...

10-21-2004, 04:41 PM
The deadly sloths from upper Bolivia turned up looking for a cheap place to purchase ciggerettes, light them and then put them out on their arm. Cause like they were so hard. Either way they didn't take too kindly to Mr Monkey's name because it sounded too much like Tom Cruise.Tom Cruise was their motal enemy since he only gone and...

10-21-2004, 04:50 PM
sent his servant, the psychadelic pig of despair, to Bolivia and caused the country to...

10-21-2004, 05:03 PM
sink, due to his immense weight. However, a small Bolivian boy managed to escape the disaster and vowed revenge. In order to exact this revenge, he would...

10-21-2004, 09:07 PM
...enlist the help of a talking scarecrow and arm himself with a sword welded out of aluminum beer cans by...

10-21-2004, 09:16 PM
...high noon the next day. So the boy (let's refer to him as Rusty) set out to the nearby cornfields in the American countryside. When he arrived, he noticed...

10-21-2004, 10:05 PM
Everyone was dead. Upon further expection, he found...

Wuggly Blight
10-21-2004, 10:08 PM
A wise tap dancing sentient pie sage. He declared he would answer three questions and gave a free sample so...

10-21-2004, 10:59 PM
...three latin pigs could dance the rumba. This produced much rejoicing in him therefore causing him to....

10-21-2004, 11:02 PM
pee in his pants!!! Then from out of a crevice in the ground came

10-21-2004, 11:05 PM
...a giant beanstalk! So our hero Rusty ascended the beanstalk in the hopes of reaching the end of his quest. But lo and behold...

10-21-2004, 11:18 PM

10-22-2004, 12:01 AM
...The baloki warror screamed as he died never to return again...

Odaisť Gaelach
10-22-2004, 12:17 AM
...or did he...

10-22-2004, 12:42 AM

Trumpet Thief
10-22-2004, 12:43 AM
chaos: ...sup...

Lord Xehanort
10-22-2004, 12:58 AM
Kounetsu: As the Baloki warrior falls to the ground, a dark mist flows out of his body and floats about to search for a new host until it finds a young man, sitting in the garden, crying. He enters the lad and infuses him with ancient demonic energies...

Ansem: The one called Alexander rose up out of his despair and turned back to the house over the hill, the place where all those torturous things happened to him. He lifted one hand and the house erupted in a river of liquid fire. He grinned maliciously as his wretched family was engulfed...

Kounetsu: The dark spirit then took over and began making out with Trowa...

10-22-2004, 03:21 AM
Which was quickly stopped because a grey haired guy with a long sword stabbed trowa! Then he walked away...

Trumpet Thief
10-22-2004, 03:26 AM
Trowa: :mad2: Trowa then took out a pocket knife and lunged at the idiotic grey haired guy, then repeatedly shot him. He then ran off to avoid the making out.

Rubedo: Then, Rubedo went insane and on a killing spree... leading to..

10-22-2004, 10:49 AM
*Revenge kills Ansem* <-- That has nothing to do with the story, he just deserves it :P

10-22-2004, 11:03 AM
A jounalist who was watching the whole calamity to produce a eintire book from the sights she had seen today. Writing in Ansem's blood, she published the book and it became a US Best-seller and became more popular then the Bible. So as she sat pretty in her mansion in upper Kazahstan, there was a knock on the door. Her butler opened it, only to be promptly killed by gun fire. Rubedo walked in, covered in Cheese and Golden Syrup.

Rubedo:"You made money from us!"
R:"I want you to credit us. Fix the ending!"
J:"What? Until Trowa,Kounetsu,Ansem all enter this room. Nothing will happen! MWHAHAHHAHA"

Rubedo had given up hope until...

10-22-2004, 01:55 PM
...the killer white rabbit came hoping in slowly followed by a holy hand grenade being lobbed into the room...

10-22-2004, 06:02 PM
...but seeing as everyone on the premises was atheist, they did not believe in the Grenade, therefore cancelling out its existence. The rabbit, pleased that it had survived, then proceeded to...

Trumpet Thief
10-22-2004, 06:22 PM
chaos: ...masturbate in the corner. Then Rubedo walked in, swearing revenge against Ansem, and decided to...

10-23-2004, 12:49 AM
start his own fight club. Which was...

Odaisť Gaelach
10-23-2004, 11:25 PM
...part of a giant pot of plants...

10-24-2004, 12:12 AM
Grown by the Abominatrix after she...

EDIT: Isn't there a rule about posting more than once a page? If there is, sorry.

Triple T
10-24-2004, 12:19 AM
...finished her fifth carrot cake.

EDIT: Isn't there a rule about posting more than once a page? If there is, sorry

Well, I didn't really see any, so why not?

10-24-2004, 01:15 AM
But suddenly it turned into...

10-24-2004, 01:21 AM
a giant carrot cake moster who threw exploding carrots. One of the carrots...

Triple T
10-24-2004, 01:23 AM
...TheAbominatrix's baby!

10-24-2004, 02:14 AM
But TheAbominatrix got hungry, and decided if she could have one baby, she could have another, and she did so. Many times. Then she made a salad.

10-24-2004, 02:26 AM
As she was about to eat the salad, a pigeon came through her window and took the salad, causing TheAbominatrix to...

Trumpet Thief
10-24-2004, 04:24 AM
Grimace: Howl wildly and run off into the wilderness, as she yelled out "I r teh Trumpet Thief!" which lead to... *topples over*

10-24-2004, 05:01 AM
Traded it for a thousand penguins, which she released on...

10-24-2004, 05:05 AM
to the Sahara so that they could...

10-24-2004, 06:14 AM
go on vacation. Then 36 drunk undaed pirates showed up and...

10-24-2004, 06:29 AM
Drank 50 more gallons of rum to become even more drunk. They then...

Triple T
10-24-2004, 01:35 PM
...decided to save the world from the evil Duck Duck Geese so they can become to first undead pirates to ever fly in space with their magical floating sharpening device.

10-24-2004, 03:30 PM
Suddenly, a pack of rabid carnies came screaming down from the sky riding on...

(Carnies = Carnival workers)

10-24-2004, 03:43 PM
...flaming pumpkins. Yet still it could not penetrate Donald Trump's hair, for it is made up mostly of...

10-24-2004, 05:02 PM
Carnie fur. Which is a very nutritious...

Odaisť Gaelach
10-24-2004, 09:58 PM
...but they suddenly fired an ICBM (Inter Continental Ballistic Mushroom) that decided that is had enough of being shot all over the place so he decided to go on holiday to...

Triple T
10-24-2004, 10:05 PM
The US, which is mostly where all those crazy punk kids live.

Trumpet Thief
10-24-2004, 10:15 PM
Grimace: The first place he went to was the mall, where he was killed in a shopping spree accident. Teh Trumpet Thief, after hearing this, decided to avenge his fallen friend by...

Triple T
10-24-2004, 10:37 PM
Eating 5 BigMacs and two servings of large fries. The pig...

Trumpet Thief
10-24-2004, 10:41 PM
Trumpet Thief: :mad2: :mad2:

Grimace: who was not Trumpet Thief ran off and killed himself. Trumpet Thief laughed as someone mistook him for somene who ate five big macs, and in celebration of that, decided to...

Triple T
10-24-2004, 10:48 PM
...eat 5 BigMacs and two servings of large fries. (=

Trumpet Thief
10-24-2004, 10:49 PM
Trumpet Thief: :mad2: :mad2:

Grimace: *topples over* Trumpet Thief laughed yet again as TTT thought it was him in the McDonald's restaurant, 'cause we all know that Trumpet Thief didn't eat anything at McDonalds. He then moved away as far as he could from McDonald's or any other type of food, and...

10-24-2004, 11:02 PM
...became a monkey. The monkey danced a jig then decided he would be better served by running off to sea to dance more jigs. Upon reaching the sea he became a pirate and...

Triple T
10-24-2004, 11:03 PM
...decided to conquer his fears of water, jumped off the ship and drowned.

Trumpet Thief
10-24-2004, 11:13 PM
Trumpet Thief: :mad2:

Grimace: *topples over* The monkey version of Trumpet Thief laughed as TTT thought he drowned, when truly, he got onboard the ship, and became the greatest pirate there ever was, then, turned back to human and... *explodes*

10-24-2004, 11:14 PM
Was put into an iron maiden because of no reason whatsoever.

Lord Xehanort
10-25-2004, 12:01 AM
Kounetsu: I'd just like to say that Baloki is a freak. He was already dead, I just modified it to bring me in.

Ansem: And, in any case, you should've killed Kounetsu. NOT ME!

Kounetsu: But they can't kill me... It can't be done! *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: Back to the story:

As the blood of the Trumpet Thief flows from the Iron Maiden, it swirls and whorls until a tall, lean figure rises out of it. He gazed at the room of people, watching him. He looked down at his blood covered body and saw that he was naked. He assembled clothes unto himself and looked back to the people. "Foolish mortals. They all must pay for what they did to me."

Kounetsu: His eyes darken to a deep crimson. The humans began to twitch, contort and cry out in agony. The figure rose one hand, and his enemies were consumed in black flame. He grinned maliciously as his revenge was exacted. He arranged their ashes to say:

"All shall know my power.
The world will be my realm
Even death cannot win
Fear the vengeance...

Of Alexander..."

10-25-2004, 12:06 AM
When Starlight came and stabbed him in the back repeadiatly with a magical knife that does 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-instant kill- to any and all.

Lord Xehanort
10-25-2004, 12:17 AM
Kounetsu: Alexander laughs coldly. Nothing was going to stop him that easily. The knife phased through him every time, nothing harming him.

Ansem: Alexander glares at Starlight. "I am going to be extremely gregarious and allow you to live... provided you leave now." he drawls. He had become a very different person in death. No longer was he a cheerful boy who had committed one indescretion for revenge. He was a merciless Demon. So, why was he allowing this girl to live? She had tried to kill him, and he was letting her go, why?

Kounetsu: The boy's eyes once again deepen to that shade of crimson, and he once again sends his enemy into a state of torment, before she is engulfed in black flame. He walks through the wall, going into the world to build an Empire.

10-25-2004, 12:22 AM
Starlight flies from the fire, not a tendril of flame harming her. (I'm a dead celestial being. what do you expect?)

Lord Xehanort
10-25-2004, 12:24 AM
Kounetsu: We never exactly expected it to defeat you. But it slowed you down enough for Alexander to leave.

Ansem: Success!

Trumpet Thief
10-25-2004, 12:30 AM
Grimace: Alexander, after slaving the world in a matter of days, re-named Earth to Ansemmyville, and...

10-25-2004, 12:30 AM
Starlight thinks of a way that she could defeat the fiend, and only one plan comes to mind.

Min huffily wandered the Nether World. She couldn't believe that a half demon like she, would be helping a prissy little angel. Her elder brother Laharl commanded that she help, however. "It's just because Flonne promised him something I'd bet." She muttered angrily.

10-25-2004, 01:10 AM
When all the sudden out of the sky falls acid flavored elephants...

10-25-2004, 04:17 AM
Scientists and animal rights activists quickly hoard all the elephants to save them and/or study them. During the study, one of the scientists burst into flame. This lead people to beleive...

10-25-2004, 05:03 AM
... that drenching your pants in gasoline in an attempt to pick up hawt science chicks was a bad idea. With that no longer being an option, the guys would have to resort to...

10-25-2004, 04:02 PM
Learning to dance for real.

10-25-2004, 09:01 PM
...so the Scientists and animal rights activists quit their jobs to become...

Triple T
10-25-2004, 09:07 PM
...protestors to make an official "Pie Day."

10-25-2004, 11:54 PM
The great land of Japan.

10-26-2004, 12:26 AM
Which really was great. Now, with Alexander dead, this story could have an ending! *kaboom* but wait, there's more!

10-26-2004, 12:37 AM
....BANG! keep and eye out for ?

10-26-2004, 01:14 AM
Sid Barrett, the crazy old hermit who...
(name not taken by combining cid and barrett, it's a real person)

10-26-2004, 01:29 AM
Dances naked holding loaded M-16s on an uncharted tropical island filled with many many porn mags/videos......

10-26-2004, 03:14 AM
(That sounds amazingly like me. Anyway, back to the story...)

10-26-2004, 07:48 AM
Dances naked holding loaded M-16s on an uncharted tropical island filled with many many porn mags/videos......

...that turns out to be nothing but detailed instructions on how to take over a country for its oil using provocative literature.

10-26-2004, 04:38 PM
Using these instructions, a dictator from Upper Bolivia unleahsed his action that would destroy not one, not two, but THREE complete and whole sea monkeys. the world held with baited breath, until the attack was launched and someone turned up. Why it was...

10-26-2004, 10:51 PM
It was none other than the naked Pirate he said " Arrr I'm Theundeadhero if your wondering why I'm not on my island it's because I ran out of M-16 ammo then I heard about you I didn't know they were direction really it was wro-" "Silence you fool you are just trying to destroy the Seamonkeys yourself (hmph)" (Pushes button) the Earth rumbles and then something horrible, and terrible thing happened...................................................................................

10-27-2004, 12:34 AM
.................................................................................................... ..............................................Like people holding periods too long. And exploding apples. And glowing pencils. And something...

10-27-2004, 01:33 AM
else. Something much worse. Alphabet soup started falling from the sky spelling out cryptic messeges and getting soupyness everywhere. One such messege siad...

10-27-2004, 05:28 AM
"Your grandmother has eaten all of your socks"

10-27-2004, 08:31 PM
Well my grandmother isn't living much longer I stuck Poisonous tree frogs in most of my socks then behind my Granny's house exploded and a giant multi-colored scaly old woman came out and yelled in a Godzillia like fashion and in the back you heard "Grannyzillia!!!" and squished Theundeadhero and Bolivian conquerer. and lots of people including Erased while I ran off into my secret HQ getting ready to attack my Granny or at least extract my socks.

Triple T
10-27-2004, 09:03 PM
And Sephiroth. was suddenly cut from the story and existence. :(

10-27-2004, 09:17 PM
Then suddenly came back laughed in Triple T's face kicks her/him in the face he/she went unconcious and decided to cut her head off and planted a bomb in it and fed it to Grannyzillia the bomb exploded inside and the world was save and Sephiroth. was a hero and got a 30.6 million dollar check and was made a pure soul for eternity but 2 years later a new evil that wasn't Sephiroth. emerged....

10-27-2004, 09:19 PM
... a beagle named Fido who was trying to take over the world and...

Triple T
10-27-2004, 09:47 PM
...trying to get cable for his apartement.

10-27-2004, 10:22 PM
Not just any cable. Digital cable with hi-speed internet hook-up. He was trying to get it by tapping into his roommates who made a living by...

10-27-2004, 10:41 PM
...selling their hair to bald guys. Fido, not as resourceful as his roomates, made a living...

10-28-2004, 12:09 PM
...as a rodeo clown in some far off state.

(sorry, I was watching King of the Hill last night! XD)

10-28-2004, 01:16 PM
One day when he was clowning around (hyuk hyuk) he found a quarter. It reminded him of the time when...

10-28-2004, 07:06 PM
His boss took 2 quarters out of his paycheck just because he wanted Snickers after work so Fido decided to destroy his boss take his money make diabolical mechanical bulls and destroy all CEOs and Managers in the world then he had to think how to destroy his boss then and idea came to him!.....

Odaisť Gaelach
10-28-2004, 10:41 PM
He ate his boss and it gave him indigestion because...

10-29-2004, 04:11 PM
His boss was none other than BoB and we all know BoB doesn't taste very nice and does devil work to your stomach. To cure this problem he went and...

Lord Xehanort
10-31-2004, 01:12 AM
~Meanwhile, back at the ranch~

Ansem: Alexander's body lay on the ground, his face nothing mor than a bloodless hole. The dark mist swirls from his body and whorls in the hole. Slowly, gruesomely, new bones assembled, brains became existant again. So the process continued as his face was regenerated. That was the last straw, the girl had to die.

Kounetsu: Alexander rose from the ground, still slightly dazed, and stood. He looked about and realized that there was snow on the ground, he estimated that he had been dead for at least two weeks. Throwing his head back, he roars into the night sky. No sooner had he finished his call, than a large, black dragon lands on the ground in front of him. Alexander gazes into its huge, amber eyes. The dragon leaned its head forward and Alexander leapt on. He gestured forward and his beast flew off.

Ansem: He looked at the ground below him, peasants were still trying to destroy his Empire. Hmph... no matter. He could rebuild it easily. With a sadistic grin, he ordered the Dragon to burn them all, and it obeyed, a full stream of ruby flame screaming to the earth, consuming Alexander's Imperial City, and all the people in it.

Kounetsu: Alexander's malice seemed to increase every time he was reincarnated. His eyes no longer changed color, but stayed that deep crimson entirely. Even the whites of his eyes were crimson now. He wanted vengeance, he wanted blood, he wanted power, he wanted that Demoness! She wouldn't defeat him this time, death wasn't nearly powerful enough to conquer him now. The black mist had grown too attached to him, and would not allow him to lose. "I'm on my way, Starlight. You better be ready, because I expect a challenge."

10-31-2004, 01:13 AM
Starlight sensed the evil and malice, and she readied her silvery spear, spells of light were on her lips. Six long, silvery wings extended from her shoulderblades, and she intended to use them dodging.

10-31-2004, 04:52 AM
While he did this he was eating a tuna fish sandwhich. It was his favorite childhood snack. His mom used to make it with...

Old Manus
10-31-2004, 11:05 AM
...the bowels of hell. He quickly took out a rocket launcher and placed it at his head. "Goodbye cruel world!" he said. "And this dolphin sandwich tastes like sh -" He heard someone cry "STOP!", and whirled around. It was..

10-31-2004, 11:21 AM
Father Christmas, he explained that he needed doomsday's help to take over the world using...

10-31-2004, 12:21 PM
tail ate some seriously good chicken and sstopped the meteor with one cold glare and then..

10-31-2004, 01:02 PM
Melvin urgently needed a male enlargement, however...

10-31-2004, 06:31 PM
All the male enlargment stuff was all stolen all over the world to be used as a cannon with it reversed into male shinking and fire it from the moon making all males balls shrink so small it disappears and with no other men with balls will make the women extremely desperate and he Farnerd Ucknudishmen will get it on with every women Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson and everyone and to keep the human race alive then Sephiroth. knew this HAD to be stopped so he got every man armed with heavy weaponery to attack the moon but there was a problem with the men....

10-31-2004, 10:23 PM
...and that was that they weren't men at all, but evil mutant slugs. The slugs quickly assimilated the galaxy, and installed a new regime of darkness. Under this regime, people were required to...

11-01-2004, 12:26 AM
submit to the will of nothingness. Just listen to Nothingness's wiseness. "Nothing is worth fighting for. Nothing should not be taken for granted. Nothing is better than anything else." With the power of nothingness, they...

Triple T
11-01-2004, 12:29 AM
Turned nothing into something! =O

11-01-2004, 10:53 PM
Then a human army attacked the mutant slugs with Salt guns and salt grenades and S bombs (Salt Bombs) and won then 400 years later aliens called he Furry Longbottoms attacked and conquered the human race and made them play crap like Barbie Horse Adventures, Tellitubies, Mary-Kate & Ashley franchise, Sesame Street games, Yu-Gi-Oh! series and other crappy games. Made them watch stuff that sucked and then burning great suff like FFVII and Mario and Shining Force! The na great hero arose to take on the Furry Longbottoms....

11-01-2004, 11:14 PM
using telekenesis the hero made all the furry longbottoms fly into a giant compactor crushing them all instantly, in his moment of victory he took off his hood revealing himself to be...

11-01-2004, 11:53 PM
Waldo!!! Finally Waldo had been found and then Waldo with a wave of his hand disappeared into the darkness then break-dancing monkeys came out and....

11-01-2004, 11:59 PM
danced to the "Where's Waldo" theme from the cartoon. This upset the great ageless pigs of wrath. They formed a plan to...

11-02-2004, 12:02 AM
Destroy every Banana in existence, which would lead to....

11-02-2004, 12:05 AM
...a million enraged primates screaming in the streets. Then the president said "OH NOES! MONKIES! We must...."

11-02-2004, 02:57 AM
*Not monkies, monkeys

Trap them in pudding and eat it! Then colonize on Mars and then we can enjoy Doom 3 but for real Duuueeeeerrr" then a voice of reason came to aid us in our hour of need was none other than........

11-02-2004, 03:52 AM
Bob Marley's ghost? No, it was grrr from Invader Zim! He said "I LIKE COWS!! GGGRRROOOOWWWOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!" He...

11-02-2004, 04:57 PM
Danced with Radioactive cows and the cows burst full of Radioactive acid which would of wiped the human race out if 3/4 of the world weren't in the underground BBQ afterwards they went to the surface and saw the Radioactive wasteland and then they........

11-02-2004, 08:39 PM
Mistook the ground for chocolate, turning them into...

11-03-2004, 02:11 PM
Gigantic apples that ate...

11-03-2004, 04:30 PM
smaller apples. These apples in turn ate...

11-03-2004, 04:40 PM
Iguanas which enjoyed classical rock and...

11-03-2004, 11:45 PM
In their millions voted for John Kerry. Sadly, because the iguanas couldn't write John kerry and instead wrote "Jon Keri". The Ohio voting comission decided these were invalid and placed them Mr Bushs count. Bush won the elction, and the world became a bad place. Thus, the end came because that wasn't in BoB's plan,a black hole came and sucked everything till it was gone but one thing survived. And that was...

11-04-2004, 12:29 AM
the amazing WALDO!!!! Which teleported to another alternate universe where Predators reigned supreme Waldo imprisoned them and gave them species changes from Predator to man and another Earth was born and everything went back to normal but Waldo was the Mighty Emporer of Earth II then.....

11-05-2004, 11:05 AM
he bourght EoFF off Cid and then proceeded to make it a special place for all of those that could...

11-05-2004, 11:07 AM
Dance to the beat of Michael Jackson songs, this outraged the....

11-05-2004, 09:51 PM
Bill Cosby fans because of the ages long debate over dancing vs. comedy. Millions of Bill Cosby fans everywhere joined together to make a giant spork. With it they...

11-05-2004, 09:54 PM
Impaled all the Jacksons and started dancing like Bill Cosby in The Cosby Show then a voice of reason came from the shadows.....

11-07-2004, 04:26 AM
it said that "from this day hence every second Tuesday that comes after the third Wednesday of every month will be considered global jellybean day". Bill Cosby was upset, because as we all know he invented jello and jellybeans were their arch enemy because of three years ago when...

11-07-2004, 01:28 PM
Jellybeans once conquered the jello kingdom and became their evil dictator until overthrown by the Smurfs and ever since the Smurfs , jello, and jellybeans were having a massive war even till today. So the jello-men and Smurfs who had been allies since they the Smurfs overthrew the jellybeans and freed the jello-men came together and temporaily fused into Smurllo!! They then........

11-07-2004, 08:36 PM
Sold their soul to the masochists of the Evaneglist America group, which was formulated in the late 1920s as a suirge of Christians ahted themselves, because they were sinners in the eyes of God. The soul was then traded through several web-sites, until it reached the community we know now as...

11-08-2004, 03:37 AM
EoFF! But then the soul...

When this thread ends we could make a book out of it and sell it to the public and make millions!

11-08-2004, 08:34 PM
was purified for the super awesomeness of the site but some escaped and overtook Waldo's soul and the worst thing ever happened.......

11-08-2004, 08:43 PM
...the Dark Lord of the Spiff appeared! But that was not the true horror, for in his hand he held his almighty weapon, the dreaded...

11-08-2004, 11:53 PM
toaster of tantalizing destruction. With it he could shoot out nuklear pieces of toast that were all the horror these days. Then the might super hero (now retired) Super Delete showed up and...

11-09-2004, 02:18 PM
shot the evil toaster whith his rubber Margaret Thatcher doll. this enderd in a massive exposion of chicken pie . The child next to me was seriously affected mentally by this event so when we reached the mature age of 2 1/2 months, he then...

11-09-2004, 05:28 PM
pooped in his pants! He couldn't help it. It was during a time he was having a flashback of that days events. This made his Mom...

11-09-2004, 08:45 PM
Make the Diaper of Smelly Fury and suffocated most of the humans the rest mutated into.......

11-09-2004, 08:51 PM
Big smelly diapers! But then...

11-09-2004, 10:51 PM
Alien giants took the radioactive diaper men and took over various planets by flinging the diapers on the planets and for 600,600,899 years the gaints ruled the universe until they found this fruit called verploberries and yeah ate it all the times and yeah found out it was poisonous and they all died and 8 billion years later a species amerged the Waldonians then.........

11-10-2004, 12:30 PM
They started tracing there mysterious ansesteral backgound. They found nothing except the dipers full of fungus infested poop and a margert thatcher doll.The Waldonians quired this for several days and came up with an explanation, this oviously was wrong as they thought their being on this god for saken planet ,was because of a large chicken, made of a mutated spastic rubber trout centered with creamy cheese, and fragments of chocolate eclairs. Then this Waldonian said...

11-10-2004, 09:27 PM
We must eat this chicken and then dance in our underwear and drink beerlike it's some Frat Party!!! so they took pitch-forks and gamma rays riding their Warthogs singing "We're off to eat the Chicken! The Tasty Chicken of Ours!" they got their and.......

11-10-2004, 10:15 PM
saw that the chicken had melted into a puddle of nucular waste.The Waldonians were a little anoyed as the hope for food was distroyed.They congregated arround the puddle and the whole tribe got infactuated by a glowing speeking sock . the sock was named martain.
Martain then became a god serving the religion of herak and commited offence to the rights against the vegtables. this made...

11-11-2004, 10:46 PM
The bever mob really angry. They swor revenge as the drew their wet fish from the sheith it was contained within.They marched to Helms Deep to indulge in the socks guards. as they came to the gate

11-11-2004, 11:55 PM
They saw that the socks got help from the mighty shoemen and the magical underwear and the theiving panties so they got the help from the badgers and possums and made the walls of Helm's Deep fall to the ground the socks, shoes, and panties, few in numbers, went to Gondor seeking help from them the country of gloves. The gloves had a plan they would get help from the hats and...................

Hey Neon don't double post if you want to add something edit the post okay?

11-12-2004, 11:36 AM
conquer the internet. They did so, by defeating the "creator" Al Gore in a fist fight. Thus, the gloves elected Link's Power Glove as their ultimate leader, who then bombed the internet with random pop-ups expressing the sale of gloves and hats. People in Bolton, UK were so frustrated by the pop-ups (how else can they look at Thai Bride Websites when the images are obscured by Winter Glove adverts?) that they declared war on the Internet. However, they found that this was indeed impossible, since the internet isn't real. They charged to Arizona where they uncovered Area 51 where it was discovered the aliens looked like...

11-12-2004, 01:16 PM
Goochy warriors from Uranus. they were seeking television as the queen of uranus banned it and introduced walkie talkie g-stings which were created by Amanda Hugandkiss who eventualy died from but vibrated sindrome. her daughter lived in a bowl of Honey Nut Clusters donated by the king of the potato people. the potato king eventually tourchered by the man who lives and served into a big bowl of chips. this was eaten by....

--------sorry i didnt mean to do it i apologise---------

11-12-2004, 11:15 PM
Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy who after eating him slithered his way to the Millieniem (sp I know I know) Falcon and crashed it into Queen Latifa's giant ass which accidently sucked the Universe into Oblivion and the only reason God didn't stop this is because he went on a 650 year vacation and he came back and said "WTF!!??!?!" then he was gonna return the world to it's original form and prevent Clinton's very existence but then Satan already came and made the world a total Hell he.............

11-14-2004, 03:36 AM
Did something so bad......

11-14-2004, 05:50 AM
that even Final Fantasy ceased to exist. It seems XI really was the Final Fantasy. With this the EOFF poster were in turmoil. To relieve their pain they...

11-14-2004, 06:01 AM
Rubbed a bunch of monkeys' tummies with their heads. The monkeys' names were...

11-14-2004, 02:28 PM
Bob, Bill and Jimmy. Jimmy had spent most of his life in the depths of the evil relms deeper dungons where he rotted away into the corpse he is today. He visited Bob and started to rob OAP's steeling their purces and selling them off. he did this to pay for the need of blood. yes Jimmy was a vanpire. Jimmy searched for his parents to find that Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy was his father. he decided

11-14-2004, 08:21 PM
To ask him who his mom was and Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy said Darth Snuggles (yes that Snuggles it's a GIRL :eek: ) then Jimmy just became confused and rocked himself in a fetal position for 3 weeks and 2 days (and 4 hours) he came out and gathered all the remaining EOFF members since 30 of them commited suicide after the end of FF and made the Fantasy Rebels and fought the Satan Force and Darth Squads to bring the Universe back to normal and continue FF until the Apocolypse and even a bit after that they fought for 16 years until something happened that turned everything around and upside down someone who was thought who has been dead for years the great........

11-15-2004, 08:50 AM
Mammas boy. he clamed to spit fire balls out his ass and spew a sea of monkeys.His only weekness was

11-15-2004, 08:57 AM
The eternal allure of money. He saw a pile of money and said "OMG!PILESOFMONIROX!!!!!ROTMLOL!!!!!!!!HALOSUX!!>@:DL" and lept in the pile of money. He rolled around for hours and hours, enjoying every Euro,Pound, Doller and Rupee (No Pesata or Liras NO RICH MAN LIKES THESE CURRENCYS duh) until he encountered trans-alantic Hyper Slugs who also enjoy rolling around in gigantic piles of money. Harold and Theodore the two smartest slugs spoke to Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy and told him the forever secret that is known only to famous people like...

11-15-2004, 09:25 PM
Richard Simmons who came back from the dead and made the slugs and Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy work out until their arms and legs fell off and they died which gave the Rebels a lead so they decided to attack them while their down they snuck inside and attacked them they were winning and caused severe damage to 1/4 to the ship then Darth Snuggles attacked and killed most of the Rebel forces they were down stuck in the sewers they needed men and a plan then a cloaked man Obi Wan Kibosh II came from some place no one knows nor cares about and said he had a plan......

11-15-2004, 11:37 PM
*can we use complete, understandable sentences? This is hard enough to understand as it is*

11-16-2004, 12:07 AM
Sorry hero! I just got into it too much!

They would hiijack a Space Cruiser and head to the Nebulon Galaxy to get the fierce warriors of Gamerowneon (Gamma-er-own-long e-eon). That would help them immensly but they had to do it immeidiatly before the enemy gains their full power back and destroy them. So they hawked a ship, and went Gamerowneon but their was something totally shocking there.......

11-16-2004, 01:59 PM
the plannet was infesteed with bold rubber ducks. they...

11-16-2004, 08:32 PM
Then saw the Rebels and tried to kill them. So the Rebels tried to escape but the ship ran out of fuel. So quickly they took drills and dug through the ground and established a underground settlement. They then beat Obi Wan Kibosh II with sticks and went into deep thought on how to get out because they couldn't live there much longer so after 2 weeks a low class soldier had a brilliant plan..........

11-16-2004, 09:06 PM
"Hey!" he thought "We could make a game like this,a XBOX exclusive and call it something angelic, like a Halo or something, and since the firt one did really well we could release a second one, that would have recieved hype all year and then when we release it...It could be genius" A man under his command who worked part-time at Bungie software picked up on this ran back to his software team and told the story, except the important last line. halo 2 was released on a salavating public and it was rubbish yet hype meant the magazines had to lie, in case of alienating the foolish fools who bourght it. The low class soldier had a problem with this and he decided to expel the part-time Bungie worker into the sras so he could die, along with all hope that hype never works. It was then, two low class warriors known only ashasdfhuiQWEGFWEY8wgfwy8EGFWYEGFYWEGF III and srfysvtwegfy3egfastfegregfhbhxbfhsfatbrdjsfehrfwehdufh JR by their superiors (But Neon and Sephiroth by friends) said they would finnish the mission. Since the commander had forgotten what mission they were o since it had been only 2 weeks, he sent them on a daring deed to...

11-16-2004, 09:30 PM
Slay the rubber ducks and make a giant bouncy ball stick everyone inside and bounce to a hopefully more peaceful planet! This was a flawed plan but it's all they could think of. So they took big ol' flamethrowers with enough power to evaporate 3 Pacific Oceans and went to melt the ducks and then remold them into the ball. So they melted the ducks and made the ball and got everyone inside. So they launched themselves into orbit and bounced around the universe until they landed on the planet.......

11-16-2004, 09:39 PM
...giggle pie, this was an extrememly peaceful planet at first glance but once they explored they realised that the planet was ruled by the evil giggle pies who went from planet to planet using their cute features to enslave the inhabitants and taking the planet for their own the people in the ball decided to defeat the giggle pies by..

11-17-2004, 09:36 PM
Getting giant dung beetles to eat the giggle pies because giggle pies taste like poo. So they rebuilt it and lived there for years and it became a metropolis and Sephiroth. and Neon were rulers and everyone was happy except the...............

11-17-2004, 11:28 PM
undeadhero. He was brought back to life because...

11-17-2004, 11:42 PM
being imprisoned in Hell ( BURN :p :p ) is painful and loooooooong so he came back and decided to take over the Universe and he made an awesome plan.......

11-22-2004, 09:40 AM
This plan was to imobalise the uber giant
"laser" owned by the beatles .
He would do this by using telepathic donkeys covered in a finly spread tuna pate to ram the gate of the telescopes car park.except his plan failed as the donkey died as they were all run over by the cars.
The donkys

11-22-2004, 01:02 PM
Went up to heavan and ate grass or whatever donkeys eat. Theundeadhero yelled "Do'h!" and had to rethink his master plan but before he could find another one the Emu-men of plant Neubleon Persei 8 caught wind of this and killed theundeadhero again.....