Dear Lord I don't know anything in this test!

[Peegee]

Actually tommorow I have a test, so reading this stuff isn't helping me much.

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp

Out of all the urban legends regarding messed up tests, I like this one the best.

http://67.19.222.106/college/graphics/exam03.jpg

[Craig]

Describe what you would observe as this reaction took place. Link your observations to the species involved.

Answer: Add contents of packet and return to boil whilst stirring continuously. Simmer on a medium heat for 10 minutes. Sauce will thicken on standing. Serves 4.

:D

[o_O]

I must say, I'm truly astonished to see this here. I sat next to the guy that did that paper in year 12 chemistry last year. For the full paper, go to <a href="http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/">http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/</a>.
Or just Google "Tim's chemistry exam." :p

[Craig]

Whatever posessed him to do such a thing?!

[Peegee]

face is a filthy dirty liar

[Spritz]

Hahahaha! xD!

That was the funniest thing i;ve seen all day.

Fork + Shoe = Spleen xD

[Psychotic]

Greatness! :love:

This reminds me of something I heard at my old school, I'm not sure if it's true, but a lot of people seemed to know about it. For important English, Maths and Science tests (Year 9 SATS for all your British people who understand such stuff :D) the guy put "It's a fish" for every single answer. Overall, he picked up two marks. One was on the science paper, and I think the question was something like "Name a type of animal" or something (Y'know, like amphibian, reptile or in this case...fish) and one in English, where I think the question was "What is your opinion on this text?" "It's a fish". More greatness :D

[Mo-Nercy]

xD

*bows down to the Chemistry guy*

[Denmark]

I've seen that before! Courtesy of Face, o'course. *reads it again*

[TasteyPies]

My Biology teacher only looks at half the answers...

Question: What is punctuated equalibreum?
Answer: Maxine is the lady that feelin alright

Of coarse, this guy's answers were alot better! *takes notes*

[Denmark]

I DID THAT IN BIOLOGY TOO

oh yes it was so fun :)

[theundeadhero]

Often when I didn't know the answers i wrote something carzy like "please pass the salt. Slugs are so gross when you eat them slimey" or something like that and the teachers gave me half credit for being creative!

[Skogs]

And it's not exactly a very hard test, is it?

[Logan]

My Chemistry teacher (who has a hook for a hand because he's awesome) loves it when we write stupid little stories when we don't know the answers. I always know the answers though :D

[Meat Puppet]

I did something a little like this in my economics exam a couple of years ago. Economics was a poo class for me anyway and I didn't look towards passing it.

Also something that works quite well is attaching money to the exam paper. You never know..

[o_O]

face is a filthy dirty liar

>:P It's true.

The teachers didn't find his exam funny. They confiscated it, and took him out of chemistry for the rest of the year. They eventually gave him his exam back though. Another guy who was also in my class did the same thing, and he never got his paper back because it was worse. xD