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bloody_rain
10-22-2004, 03:43 PM
I just found this on the internet, wanted to share it with you guys.....Read on, you're guaranteed to laugh!!!
Feel free to add your own...or better yet, try them out, I dare ya..... :tongue:

20 Fun Things to do in the drive-thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
using colorful expletives in ways which would
embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with
transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers
are unable to hear each other and, thus,
each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to).
When the manager comes to the mic,
speak English and inquire as to why
the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order
("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get
a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e.,
"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and
a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order,
then slip out of line and watch the fun as
the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,
hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll
dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker
will think there is a problem with the speaker
and ask you to order at the window.
When you arrive at the window,
speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at
their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their
own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk.
When you approach the window to pickup your order,
have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male,
have a female friend place the order by speaking
VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.
When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept
your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow
employees have been called over to the window to
"check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

gokufusionss1
10-22-2004, 07:36 PM
*cough cough*.....................and then?

Chris
10-22-2004, 07:56 PM
My eyes hurts and my heads in pain!
I would have done it this way:

01. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
using colorful expletives in ways which would
embarrass the patrons inside.

02. Drive through backwards.

03. Belch your order.

And so on...your setup totally screws up my health :Oo:
I couldn't even finish reading it...

ChibiInuYasha
10-22-2004, 10:32 PM
These are very creative. Once, in a fit of bordem, I went to the
drive-thru and when they said "Can I take your order?" I paused briefly and shouted "NO!" My friends and I laughed histarically. That's when I noticed I was stuck in the drive-thru and I would have to drive by the window.

RSL
10-22-2004, 11:52 PM
I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

Chris
10-23-2004, 12:01 AM
I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

Amen! Like they already don't have it hard enough.

Meat Puppet
10-23-2004, 12:41 AM
RSL read my mind. Before even I could.

Logan
10-23-2004, 03:05 AM
I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.
:love:

Two of my friends used to work drive-through for Taco Bell, and after I heard some of their horror stories, I was always extremely polite to fast food workers. Don't make them sad! :(

Citizen Bleys
10-23-2004, 04:21 AM
As someone who worked in fast food for 4 years, I can unequivocally state that not one of those is the least bit funny. You'll just make the employees think that you're mentally deficient, or perhaps a lobotomy patient. And if you haven't had a lobotomy, they'll be happy to perform one for you. Gratis.

Strider
10-23-2004, 08:05 AM
Just let them earn their paychecks without the extra hassles. Jeez.

Doomgaze
10-23-2004, 07:02 PM
1 Fun Thing to Do while Working in the Drive-Thru:

1. Spit in the customer's food when they pull crap like this.

Leeza
10-23-2004, 07:15 PM
Doomgaze's theme looks great with the new style colours.
I was guaranteed a laugh. I didn't get one. :(

TasteyPies
10-23-2004, 07:19 PM
Not bad at all

Thats mean, leave those guys alone.

ShiggtyLuffLuff
10-23-2004, 07:38 PM
I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

I used to work drive thru. It sucked. I used to torture CUSTOMERS. Like, "Have a nice day, meow." I said meow eight times in a row to one customer. It was funny.

kikimm
10-23-2004, 07:38 PM
1. Order your food?

I only go to fast food places when I'm starving, and there's nothing else around. I want this food as fast as possible, I don't want to mess around. Getting, and eating my food as quite fun enough for me.


:D

Trumpet Thief
10-23-2004, 07:39 PM
Ronald: Is it a McDonald's drive thru? :love:

Trumpet Thief: *breaks through window holding a trumpet*

Strider
10-23-2004, 07:47 PM
Not only is it annoying to the employees, it's also annoying to the people that might be in line behind you. Making them wait while you waste time with dumb pranks is pretty inconsiderate, if you ask me.

Ryth
10-23-2004, 08:48 PM
Heh heh heh.... Pretty funny.

Doomgaze
10-23-2004, 09:05 PM
Hey, it does. Well, this is why I've always liked colors like this on the internets.

RSL
10-23-2004, 09:06 PM
I used to work drive thru. It sucked. I used to torture CUSTOMERS. Like, "Have a nice day, meow." I said meow eight times in a row to one customer. It was funny.

Yeah, I don't agree with that either. I know the job probably isn't fun, but you are still getting paid to do it. You should at least act somewhat professionally.

Giga Guess
10-25-2004, 04:38 AM
My Mom was a waitress for years, and I heard a lot of her horror stories. So yeah, I empathize with these guys to a certain extent. I try to be as pleasant as I can be, and chat a little (Unless there's a line a mile long behind me...) And yeah. There's also the fear of the employees spitting in my food.

escobert
10-25-2004, 04:57 AM
Doomgaze's theme looks great with the new style colours.
I was guaranteed a laugh. I didn't get one. :(
Agreed. I used to manage a Mcdonalds in my hometown. It was the only job I could get. I hated being there enough without people harassing me or my crew. I dotn think you'd be too happy if I came to your school or job and played pranks on you and made fun of you for absolutly no reason other then where you work or attend school or whatever it is you do. :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Giga Guess
10-25-2004, 05:07 AM
Agreed.

As a hypothetical thing, those things are funny....but I'd never EVER do any of 'em.

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-25-2004, 05:14 AM
Yeah those were dumb. I want my money back.

Behold the Void
10-25-2004, 07:23 AM
I'm not innately cruel, so they weren't really that amusing beyond the realm of mere hypothesis.

GABBA_GABBA
10-25-2004, 07:35 AM
haha, 1 time wen the power went out at aramadle shops, me n my frend ran and skated in and out the drithrough scarin the workers at maccas and we slagged all ova the speaka box..haha

-N-
10-25-2004, 07:41 AM
Crashing into the menu should definitely be on the list.

K-chan
10-25-2004, 12:11 PM
10. Order confusing items, i.e.,
"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and
a small medium fries, please".

Already done that one. -_-;; I tried to order tacos and chicken-flavoured shlushies at KFC

Baloki
10-25-2004, 12:24 PM
Its funny if you know the person at the window :P

Giga Guess
10-25-2004, 01:33 PM
Its funny if you know the person at the window :P

Agreed. The prank would only be good so long as you know the person, and they know it isn't malicious.

Silmaril
10-25-2004, 02:51 PM
I found it very funny but I don't think I'd be able to do any of them.
The employees can do without the hassle, though.

K-chan
10-25-2004, 08:52 PM
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Its funny if you know the person at the window :P

Lol I actually did know the person. ^_^ THey got a kick outta it.

Giga Guess
10-26-2004, 01:05 AM
I'd like to do the "Drive-Thru backwards" thing. I mean, you're only putting yourself out, and the guy at the window would have a good chuckle over it, I'd imagine. So long as you're good at backing up, anyways.

theundeadhero
10-26-2004, 03:17 AM
If it was me, I'd get a better chuckle if they weren't so good at backing up!

DMKA
10-26-2004, 05:00 AM
6. Walk through.
I did that today...and then I said "could you make that to go?"...I do it to make them laugh, and I suceeded today atleast... :p

I'd never ask for confusing crap like that though...thats just screwed up...they never did anything to me, and even if I hate McDonalds (which I don't), its not their fault. Making their job anymore hellish than it is for them already is just ugh. :mad2:

EDIT: I forgot to mention that I also won a free drink for it. :D

Giga Guess
10-26-2004, 05:51 AM
Yeah...I'd want to make their day unique...not bad.

Shlup
10-26-2004, 06:51 AM
Here's something to do in drive-thru:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/ashleysucks.jpg

That is, suck at driving and get the drive-thru closed for an hour while we wait for AAA.

That's TheAbominatrix's car, by the way. This was, what... 11th grade?

Calliope
10-27-2004, 11:40 PM
I used to walk up to the drive through of BK when BK was working there and we'd talk, but only if it wasn't busy and we were in the area. That's about it, really.