Think Outside the Box... and the Bun

[Strider]

http://money.cnn.com/2004/10/25/news/fortune500/tacobell_baseball/index.htm?cnn=yes

Hey, even if you're not a fan of baseball, this promotion could be some incentive to watch the game, right? Eh?

Anyway, if you were in charge of a promotion like this, where what you gave away had to cost a maximum of two dollars (for realism's sake), what would you give to everyone in America/Britain/wherever you live? Tacos? Packs of gum? Candy bars? Home Run Pies?

Take your pick, feel free to be creative.

[fire_of_avalon]

For every American that eats well, I would send their share to homeless shelters nationwide. Or I'd use the funds that took up to fix/create homeless shelters in cities with large homeless populations.

[Del Murder]

Lexus should have a sign.

[escobert]

I cant wait for my taco!

[Yamaneko]

Isn't that like saying, "kill this person for me and I'll feed your family for a year", except in this case the players are trying to hit a target, and everyone in the US is already fat? For shame, Taco Bell, for shame. :cry:

[Del Murder]

What if your family likes cigarettes?

[Agent Proto]

A taco isn't goint to hurt anyone. :( For shame Yams.

[Erdrick Holmes]

.... it's so beautiful. :cry:

[Shlup]

I've always wanted to not pay for a taco.

Anyway, as for the question, I would give everyone a pamphlet on how not to be a piece of crap.

[edczxcvbnm]

I would put a penny on the Green Monster in game on and if got hit then I would send everyone a stamp on an evelope(costs more than a penny :P )

[Peegee]

A lot of people deserve a good telling off, but that's not a promotion as much as it is a silly threat. I would give everybody in America a quarter, which is approx. the production cost of a taco. :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Hookers and booze.

[m4tt]

Hookers and booze.

I don't think you can get a good one of either of those for less than 2 dollars.

[Baloki]

What if your family likes cigarettes?

:rolleyes2

[theundeadhero]

This idea isn't so new. Remember Big Mac land about 6-7 years ago? Hit a homer in the right spot and McDonalds gives America a big mac. Maybr in 50 years or so it will be, hit a ball outta the moons orbit and win some dehydrated milkshakes. Woo-Hoo!!

[eestlinc]

free condoms.