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I was watching VH1 yesterday, and I found out how some lady made a DRESS out of credit cards. You sure can do a lot with them so...
100 Uses for a Credit Card:
1. A fast way to become completely broke.
Craig
11-03-2004, 04:42 PM
2. To make yourself look un-broke.
Flying Mullet
11-03-2004, 04:46 PM
3. They make excellent emergency ice scrapers
4. Use it to buy things. :cool:
theundeadhero
11-03-2004, 04:54 PM
5. Flinging peas across a room at someone.
7. Use it to buy a phone, so that you can apply for further credit cards.
Levian
11-03-2004, 05:06 PM
8. Put it in your mouth.
krissy
11-03-2004, 05:09 PM
9
breaking into oldschool door locks
10
gambit costume
11. Selling it to your friends and them having them arrested for credit card theft, earning lots of cash in the process. :D
12. As the source of stupid topics to post on General Chat. ;)
Erdrick Holmes
11-03-2004, 05:21 PM
13. Buy me things.
14. Provide terrorist funding.
Spritz
11-03-2004, 05:50 PM
15. To arrange cocaine lines.
16. To purchase said cocaine.
escobert
11-03-2004, 05:53 PM
14. Provide terrorist funding.
To provide freedom funding :D LOLz
Craig
11-03-2004, 05:55 PM
18. To provide me funding?
Rainecloud
11-03-2004, 06:14 PM
19. They're satisfying to destroy.
20. To make shiny shrines with.
21. To fling Ninja... Rectangles at enemy bases. :eek:
Erdrick Holmes
11-03-2004, 06:25 PM
22. To sharpen and throw at George W Bush in hopes that it cuts a blood vessel and he bleeds to death.
Zante
11-03-2004, 06:45 PM
23. To use instead of a ruler.
24. To clean your nails.
Peegee
11-03-2004, 07:07 PM
It doubles as a painful condom :cool:
escobert
11-03-2004, 07:23 PM
so do you :D
Dragon Ash
11-03-2004, 07:41 PM
26. great for picking bits of food out of your teeth! :D
27. To contribute to the Bush Assasination commitee.
28. A tiny crappy shield for George Bush... ?
Erdrick Holmes
11-03-2004, 08:27 PM
29. Buy a 1000 dollar sniper rifle and whatever on a cyenide pill.
30. To pay expenses in moving to a different country.
Strider
11-03-2004, 09:14 PM
31. Shot glass coasters
The Captain
11-04-2004, 01:39 AM
32. Allow for continued employment for Mastercard voiceover fellow.
Take care all.
TasteyPies
11-04-2004, 02:11 AM
33. Playdough cutter
34. Kinky sex.
35. Dual weapon.
36. Identity theft.
37. To play FFXI.
38. To get suckered into so many internet scams.
39. To build credit.
Shlup
11-04-2004, 04:32 AM
40) To give your mother something to take away from you.
41) To use so your mom doesn't have to come with you to pay for your school books.
42) 'Cause I always forget to go to the ATM.
fire_of_avalon
11-04-2004, 04:40 AM
10
gambit costume
:love:
The Captain
11-04-2004, 06:10 AM
" :love: "
She does have a point, credit cards can make people happy, so I guess that counts as a "Use" as well.
Take care all.
Mo-Nercy
11-04-2004, 06:35 AM
45) Helps you pick up chicks by making you look richie-rich.
46. Get stuff you really need when you in reality have no money. :D
theundeadhero
11-04-2004, 12:49 PM
47. You can chop vegetables with it. Well, some of them at least.
War Angel
11-04-2004, 01:04 PM
22. To sharpen and throw at George W Bush in hopes that it cuts a blood vessel and he bleeds to death.
You know, you could be persecuted for saying something (inciting for or encouraging the murder of a public figure, etc).
And, errr... using it to vent yourself?
49. To make those "Identity Theft" commercials where the guys have girl voices.
Bomber
11-04-2004, 07:43 PM
51. To pay for a penny candy when you haven't a penny to your name.
SeeDRankLou
11-04-2004, 08:27 PM
52. As an alternative to paying with cash at a bar.
53. As a very very small spacer when trying to make something level.
chionos
11-05-2004, 05:23 AM
54. To buy a plane ticket to go see Brian Carpey in person
55. Bail money(carpey doesn't like surprises i'm sure)
56. The return plane ticket b/c you forgot to buy a round-trip ticket b/c you didn't think you'd be returning so soon.
57. Chionos, Chionos#2, Krisis, Bach, and MrBiggs
Giga Guess
11-05-2004, 05:51 AM
58. PORN!
59. Gold digger's aphrodisiac.
58. PORN!
59. Gold digger's aphrodisiac.
You're just waiting for me to come there aren't you?
Misfit
11-05-2004, 07:32 PM
63) Tiny animal dinner plates.
64. Bribery to unban HOOTERS. :(
Giga Guess
11-05-2004, 07:59 PM
65. Mall raid!!!!
66. Import a mail order bride.
Misfit
11-05-2004, 09:08 PM
64. Bribery to unban HOOTERS. :(
HEAR HEAR!
67) Bribery to free PeTeRL90!
68) Bribery to free that awesome guy who said that Cid Knights are like Shinra.
NashX
11-06-2004, 12:45 PM
69) To do that funky lock pick thing that you see in movies and break into a bank, deposit more money into your account, withdraw it, repeat.
The Summoner of Leviathan
11-06-2004, 07:21 PM
70. Cure Bush's Egomania
Tanwen Strife
11-06-2004, 08:29 PM
71. snap to make points and forge a weapon to take over the world
72. Stealing identical old ones, cutting them up, and then putting in a friends wallet when your out shopping, then watching them squirm when they come to buy something... ahhh fond memories.
73. To pay off your manwhore.
74. To draw cash from the ATM.
75. To buy webspace.
76. To pay an AOL bill.
77. To subscribe to Rolling Stone.
78. To get stoned.
79. To buy a new car.
80. To buy third world children off the black market.
81. To make a shiny dress (I actually forgot that one xD)
82. To look "cool" when you flash it.
83.To look foolish when it gets denied in a busy public place and the assistant shouts for his supervisor so EVERYONE knows you spent TOO much.
Giga Guess
11-08-2004, 01:33 PM
Heh.
Plasma TV: $4,000
Surround Sound: $1,000
Dinner for friends: $30
Showing them what a "Big Spender" you are by being caught overdrawn? Priceless.
84. To buy things you never actually plan to pay for.
theundeadhero
11-08-2004, 05:33 PM
Heh.
Plasma TV: $4,000
Surround Sound: $1,000
Dinner for friends: $30
Showing them what a "Big Spender" you are by being caught overdrawn? Priceless.
lol
Female Ryuichi
11-08-2004, 07:46 PM
85. Make indents in paper.
86. Straight edge.
87. Cheap paper cutting aid when you have no scissors handy.
louby_4eva
11-08-2004, 08:42 PM
88) to remove snow that's frozen to the windscreen of your car..........though it could take a while
89. Use it as a last-ditch oar when on a boat in the middle of the atlantic.
90. To buy your roommate's girlfriend a heart-shaped box of cookies and make him jealous as hell. :cool:
Fate Fatale
11-09-2004, 01:10 AM
91. Something to cut up
92. Something to eat
93. Something to steal
94. Something to buy anime with
95. Something to obsess over
96. Something to want
97. Something to use as kindling (burns nice and fast with all those gasses [May want to use gas mask)
98. Something to put in your wallet
99. Something to brag about
100.... I think that the starter of this thread should do the honers!
TheExtraF
11-09-2004, 05:22 AM
...I am so surprised nobody mentioned creating a gigantic ornate mosaic out of them for the floor of your pool. It's been done.
100. To unlock doors with!
So what happens now? O____o
SetsuntaMew
11-09-2004, 11:01 PM
Add more, maybe?
Fate Fatale
11-09-2004, 11:07 PM
Lets go to 200!!! WOOT!
theundeadhero
11-09-2004, 11:10 PM
101. Bribery to stop credit card uses threads.
So what happens now? O____o
SetsuntaMew
11-10-2004, 12:06 AM
102. To throw at your sister when she won't shut up about her favorite TV show.
Craig
11-10-2004, 12:08 AM
103. To use as cool jewellry
SetsuntaMew
11-10-2004, 12:14 AM
104. Reflect light off them to make pretty rainbows.
Craig
11-10-2004, 12:18 AM
Just add water. :D
So what happens now? O____o
Giga Guess
11-10-2004, 04:04 AM
SPAAAAAAM!
I mean....I dunno, debate on Pros and Cons of Credit Cards?
So what happens now? O____o
Big D
11-10-2004, 07:51 AM
So what happens now? O____oMaybe you stop asking the same question?
:p
So what happens next? o____O
Big D
11-10-2004, 09:19 PM
The thread gets closed.
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